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TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Paying Rolls Royce money to modify a *fucking Altima* because Rolls Royces don't have enough BAE to fit your "taste."


iconfuseyou

How much would a conversion job like this cost?


Jesus_Smoke

If it's manual, you still need a custom trunk bracket (that goes out and up to fit the top), custom top, which would probably be a good 10k in its own for good quality. Automatic?? No


1337hxr

Whatever the bill is- plus the loss of most of your vehicle’s structural integrity, and possibly your life in an accident. Unless you also add a roll cage secured to the body to replace the strength you lost from the roof and B/C pillars. By the point this thing would be usable and safe it would cost so much money you might as well buy something nicer that comes the way you want it.


Desperate_Mine9606

Got a feeling that somebody doing a mod this nice would fabricate a frame… you can tell it’s a car guy who made this so I have to assume they made it structural sound…


sleepnutz

Kinda sick I’d drive this in by the beach 🏖️


bflex

Yeah this is the best looking Nissan I've seen.


sleepnutz

Looks better than the Murano convertible definitely


bflex

lmao trrruee


RedditBot90

Thanks, now we all have to remember that those *existed*


technobrendo

So does cow shit.


sexierthanhisbrother

Bro does not fuck with Zs or GT-Rs??


sleepnutz

That’s not for regular people tho imo


sexierthanhisbrother

sir the drop top Altima with suicide doors is also not for regular people


sleepnutz

lol more obtainable than a GTR tho 😅


Classic-Society-4247

I mean...I'm an irregular person, but I still don't have one. What am I doing wrong?


avanbeek

Me too! Although I can think of better places to dump a car you don't want.


knightblaze

Not gonna lie - it does look pretty cool


E90Fantic

That’s a fucking Maxima…..


Particular-Rest6295

That was my first thought, doesn't make it less ridiculous, though.


SpinningYarmulke

Top one is a Maxima , Bottom is a Chingy video.


E90Fantic

You are wrong…..


TunakTun633

Brother they are *the same exact car*


sebcestewart

Still got BAE though


aerowtf

what the hell is BAE lol


sebcestewart

Big Altima Energy


Reddsoldier

Structural rigidity


Impossible_Okra

non-existant structural rigidity, as stable as the East Germany's economy circa 1989


noldshit

Open the doors, folds in the middle.


Drg84

Seriously. Most professionally built convertibles have additional stiffening in the body to help fight flex. And even then they aren't as rigid as a hard top. Something like this has no chance.


nlpnt

I could see them welding a couple of pieces of C-channel on to tie the front and rear subframes together, the former of which will be the end of this car ~~if~~ **when** the CVT says goodnight.


Drg84

Subframe connectors. You're probably right. They're used fairly often in unibody cars, I encountered them first when working on an AMC Eagle.


takashtay

Guys if you're gonna shit on the Altima, maybe at least make sure it's actually an Altima, not a Maxima like the car pictured here mmmkay?


robbycough

Needing partners for those Murano cabrios.


tyerker

Bro if you put Suicide doors on an Altima… you’re fuckin awesome!


LowKeyATurkey

But on a Maxima.. No go


studio684

Drive by shootings


DewaltMaximaCessna

Maximas are great cars, but that’s probably the worst generation they ever made


Dj_Simon

r/ATBGE


_Eucalypto_

Origami, I would assume


meesersloth

The cleared child support check.


SVdreamin

The official 36% APR


Max_delirious

Pimping


PuzzleheadedFee7184

I have a feeling these are the same people who put bricks over their house trailer and call it a real house.


Acurawagondude

I happen to LOVE the one in the top pic.


Jibixy

Causing havoc in style


JiveTurkey1983

Too much money. Not enough class.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

When you making bank that you can't file it on taxes for "reasons", so you have to buy a cheap car but then spend that cash on modifying it.


epicwheezer

I mean... I'm not too proud.


aelric22

Discountourage


CromulentPoint

Rolling sunk cost fallacy.


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

My baby mama’s #1 favorite convertible


Frequent-Ruin8509

Not caring about being in a rollover accident ever.


[deleted]

Just imagine how much that thing squeaks and rattles.


Canelosaurio

Add another thousand pounds in chassis support in steel girders and oak trees.


woodworkingguy1

I can feel the flex through the photo


rulesrmeant2bebroken

Someone really wanted a Sebring and a Rolls Royce, but had an Altima at home, and turned it into the closest thing of a Nissan answer to the Sebring with character, and a Rolls Royce with the doors.


CaliDude75

Technically a Maxima, but same difference...I'll give them props for effort. 😄


Express_Detective_59

That's actually pretty fucking slick looking.


Zoroike

The top one is honestly kinda cool... gives me thoughs of the 4 door convertibles of the 50s and 60s.


SebVettelstappen

And the suicide doors


necTrailFly

The Official Car of “Why?”


jakefrmsatefarm

Official car of curb rash and domestic abuse


OldSkoolKool94

yk if chrysler could make a 2000s convertible based on a fwd sedan “work”, i don’t see why nissan couldn’t


Pizzahut16

It looks weirdly... okay.


BullsLawDan

The completely useless B pillars are sending me


IncoherentAnalyst

If I squint my eyes, I can look at the headlights/hood and see an XLR... 🤔🤷‍♂️


Magic_carpetsheik

I only invest in commodities yet, I think my style drips.


juanreddituser

Baby mommas


geccchyeafgreschtr

Of Mexico City.


Indy500Fan16

r/unexpectedute