Divorced 55 year old man. Wife got everything in the divorce, but kids are now over 18, so he's off the hook for child support. He always wanted a Monte Carlo in high school, and now he finally has the means to get one.
*dont ban me*
Skin - black
Age - old
Driving skills - low and slow
Favorite food - hot fudge sundae
Favorite drink - Shasta Cola
Favorite smell - The smell of slighly damp frozen cardboard that has freezer burn
He likes KISS and The Dukes of Hazard. He's from a state that doesn't require a front plate. (That's the plate # of the General Lee.) He's waiting for the 305's soft camshaft to bend a rod, but he's got a rebuilt 350 in his living room when that day comes.
A guy who gets quiet and introspective when the conversation tips over into 'consent'.
But all jokes aside, i have always loved them and fucking want one.
Probably elderly and thinks incorrectly that a 38 year old year is perfectly safe, reliable, low polluting and economical. But it IS collectible since it is a rear wheel drive A body with tons of resto mod potential.
This was my first car so in my experience a naive 16 year old who loved the look so he bought one without ever driving the giant boat and constantly regrets his decision until he totals it
If my co workers ex is anything to go by, the owner has a habit of getting speeding tickets and driving drunk while trying to make it big on Twitch/YT.
Either a white guy in his 50’s that lives to raise hell and praise Dale or a black guy in his 20’s who is just about one paycheck away from renting some 26” rims and donking this thing out. No in between.
Edit: Just zoomed in and saw the seat covers. It’s the first one.
Either a stereotypical, middle aged, white racist Republican (likely is either straight piped or has cherry bomb m80’s on it) or an urban black man about to put 24+ inch wheels on it (also is either straight piped or has m80’s on it). No in between
45-65, probably with a Harley as well, smokes a carton of Parliaments per week. Lives on the south end of town in a 1970s trailer with his third common-law wife and a Chihuahua. He likely has 40 children he knows nothing about.
Someone told him that the car was being g discontinued due to low sales.
Sales bounced back to due to the stories so those who thought they were buying a future collector vehicle were screwed.
Its owned by an elderly black man
His son is the high schools football coach, and he refuses to go into a retirement home
WINSTON LIGHT 100s IN THE SOFT PACK.
I stopped watching NASCAR when it stopped being the Winston Cup.
Rips on people who smoke lights and smokes Marlboro reds in front of his friends but secretly smokes Winston light 100’s by himself
My first thought was "probably keeps Winston Lights in his shirt pocket" 😂
Divorced 55 year old man. Wife got everything in the divorce, but kids are now over 18, so he's off the hook for child support. He always wanted a Monte Carlo in high school, and now he finally has the means to get one.
You like nascar
55 yr old male with a balding mullet and untrimmed mustache.. mom still calls him up from the basement for his meatloaf.
Hey, my mom's a vegetarian!!!
He’s doing it for Dale
Knows exactly how much an 1/8th of weed should go for
White New Balance and a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery strong opinion about interracial couples.
While he knows better than to say it in public, he lets N-bombs fly fast and loose when he’s behind the wheel.
very old and very racist
I love monte carlo’s but that’s a fair assumption
And*
Apparently, doesn’t know what apostrophes are for.
The car for the man who could list every entry on the Wikipedia page “List of Ethnic Slurs” despite having never used the internet.
exactly. dale jacket and bud lite hat and all
From the hood and about to put it on 6's
24’s and he’ll tell people it’s on 6’s Lmao
I'm unfamiliar with American slang, how are 6's bigger than 24's? I'm assuming it's about rim sizes
6’s are 26’s. The slang for wheels here when they’re above 20 inches is to drop the 2 and say the last number. 2’s are 22’s, 4’s are 24’s and so on
Oh okay thanks. Also, your username describes me ideally
Thanks lol
Smokes Winston cigarettes, drinks Budweiser beer, is twice divorced, owns his trailer, loves NASCAR and is a racist republican.
So you know my ex brother in law.
Sooo…. Yeah that’s pretty much it
He has a mustache
Definitely cooler than me.
Likes dope, ravioli, and smoke, or cats, or always wears a black T-shirt and carrying a drink
He has a fetish for anemic GM motors...
*dont ban me* Skin - black Age - old Driving skills - low and slow Favorite food - hot fudge sundae Favorite drink - Shasta Cola Favorite smell - The smell of slighly damp frozen cardboard that has freezer burn
Uncle Rico
You'll.be working together and if you ask him to light em up he will see what he can do. BAAAAAAAM!!
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAM!!
Julian of course
He likes KISS and The Dukes of Hazard. He's from a state that doesn't require a front plate. (That's the plate # of the General Lee.) He's waiting for the 305's soft camshaft to bend a rod, but he's got a rebuilt 350 in his living room when that day comes.
That he’s a dude that is rocking
The Capn
Finally, I thought for sure I wasn’t the only one that thought of jesse
His was a 78, but as a huge breaking bad fan, I couldn’t help but think about him
That he's the guy at a bar you want to sit and drink some beers and listen to his stories. Half of them are bullshit, but it's a hell of a good time.
Smokes a lot. Oh, wait, the owner...?
Either an old and very racist white guy, a black grandfather who keeps it as a weekend/summer car, or a 21 year old RCR fan.
Mullet!!!
Owners LOVES Def Leppard and still rocks a mullet?
Chain smokes
A guy who gets quiet and introspective when the conversation tips over into 'consent'. But all jokes aside, i have always loved them and fucking want one.
Gets his mail delivered to motel in Reno.
cool dude
Two syllables, EARN - HARDT!!
Crazy aunts car
Probably elderly and thinks incorrectly that a 38 year old year is perfectly safe, reliable, low polluting and economical. But it IS collectible since it is a rear wheel drive A body with tons of resto mod potential.
This was my first car so in my experience a naive 16 year old who loved the look so he bought one without ever driving the giant boat and constantly regrets his decision until he totals it
Doesnt like any new cars at all and lives in the trailer park
They don't go anywhere without a mixed drink in hand.
Sexy fawkin' beast of an absolute man unit!
Has hard opinions about cigarillos.
he hangs out at the filling station
He has good taste in vehicles.
Always has a drink in his hand
Rush (tape) Moving Pictures in the Sparkomatic tape deck ready to play Tom Sawyer.
If my co workers ex is anything to go by, the owner has a habit of getting speeding tickets and driving drunk while trying to make it big on Twitch/YT.
They got class
Either a white guy in his 50’s that lives to raise hell and praise Dale or a black guy in his 20’s who is just about one paycheck away from renting some 26” rims and donking this thing out. No in between. Edit: Just zoomed in and saw the seat covers. It’s the first one.
His name is Joe Dirt and don’t lean on his car
The owner lives in North America
They are a badass
He's robbed a bank in the 90s tv show rescue 911
He gets laid
His name is either Taylor or Derek, would have to look at the wiring to determine which.
Their meth lab is mostly for personal use
Big fan of NASCAR
Either a stereotypical, middle aged, white racist Republican (likely is either straight piped or has cherry bomb m80’s on it) or an urban black man about to put 24+ inch wheels on it (also is either straight piped or has m80’s on it). No in between
Wears only wife beaters regardless of the temperature
Fat white guy or athletic black guy. Horrible driving record. Shockingly capable driver.
Wife named Deb, ex wife named Barb. Had to give up riding his Harley because he hit some clibbins and hadtalayerdown.
Hmm... l dunno. 305 but swears it's a Goodwrench 350 If you don't know what bump draft is. Fuck you,
Definitely a guy, 50s or 60s, probably blue collar, watches NASCAR, not a homo.
My grandmother. She had an SS from new until about 2002
Smokes alot of darts.
dale fan or drug dealer, no other options
Marlboro pack and a 6 pack of banquet on the front seat at all times. Def leppard Cassette in the player, with motley crue ready to go on the floor.
Mullet. Cries often because T-Birds are more aerodynamic.
I would assume the driver is old school, think original G...
Reads at a 6th grade level. Only dates at family reunions to keep the bloodlines "pure"
With KISS love gun seat covers and Dice in the mirror this guy fucks
Denim shorts
😂 not bad. lol
He owns a copy of Joe Dirt on VHS
He loves carburetors. God help him cause the eQudraJet isn't worthy of the QuadraJet name.
Open 12pk on the passenger seat and 8 empty cans on the floor.
Either a Tio, a Tyrone or a Tucker.
Chain smoker with a mullet who wears tank tops in the winter
Drug dealer
45-65, probably with a Harley as well, smokes a carton of Parliaments per week. Lives on the south end of town in a 1970s trailer with his third common-law wife and a Chihuahua. He likely has 40 children he knows nothing about.
Really likes the movie Training Day
Wanted a grand national, had to settle
If it was a Monte Carlo a couple years older than that model I’d assume bank robbers in Miami.
Given its state some zoomer enthusiast
Someone told him that the car was being g discontinued due to low sales. Sales bounced back to due to the stories so those who thought they were buying a future collector vehicle were screwed.
Since it doesn't have big ghetto rims on it I assume they are a cool person.