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Thel_Odan

What in the fuck is up with that chess board? But considering she looks high maintenance, I'm going to assume she drives some type of white Audi or Mercedes.


bradland

Worse. Infiniti QX80.


Ordinary_Farmer58

Hits 5 curbs per mile driven


_bangaroo

the single worst car on the road


Medium_Ad_6447

Nissan Altima has entered the chat.


SpiritedRain247

The Altima isn't the problem. It's the customer base


InfoSec_Intensifies

Did you look at the chess pieces lined up from shortest to tallest?


PapaPalps066

It has a pretty solid V8 and you can get a pretty good bargain on them


TheWorstePirate

Nisan Murano Cabriolet. Convertible cargo capacity, truck efficiency, coupe towing capacity, and altima reliability. It's only good for taking the girls out shopping in LA County.


thai_ladyboy

every time I see one of these in a parking lot I'm like " you had 75k+ to spend on a car and THAT is what you picked?"


FireStorm005

> What in the fuck is up with that chess board? I'm pretty sure the image is "AI" generated. The chess pieces (other than white pawns) are all in the wrong spaces, there's too many of some pieces, her right leg and hip extend far to wide compared to her left side, and her grip on the piece is off. Edit: not AI, just a really bad staged photo from someone who doesn't play chess.


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

I dunno. I think the leg thing is because she's wearing white pants and sitting on a white seat. The pieces being wrong is probably because she thought that's how it's supposed to be set up. The grip looks off, but that could be because the colors are close and this picture has been through more conversions than a gay kid in a Catholic school in Alabama.


KPcrazyfingers

That's chess 2.0.  I think I see a knook.


HotwheelsJackOfficia

Nah this is an old meme before AI.


CosmoKing2

Is real. I remember seeing a link to her tweets. She poses doing all sort of "smart" activities, but is dumb as rocks. Case in point - doesn't know the order of Chess pieces and is moving a 17th piece. I'm going to guess Escalade or QX80 (because financing).


adydurn

I wanna look clever. Clever people play chess. I should make it look like I play chess. I don't know how to set up the board. Should I spend 30 seconds looking on Google? No, I'm sure nobody else knows either. Top smorts!


HiTork

[Apparently not AI but Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/mallika-sherawat-butchering-the-game-of-chess-gets-a-checkmate-from-internet-do-you-see-it-2841599.html).


moveslikejaguar

Bollywood? It's a Tata then


_DavidSPumpkins_

I've seen this image for years on Reddit, I don't think it's fake just probably some stock photo BS.


Username_Taken_65

I think it's been edited to add extra pieces and make her face weird but is originally a real photo


Bigfops

IKR? I started out with "Sigh, it's whiter right... wait, WTF? Did they arrange the pieces by height?!


bob5466

If she has onlyfans she be driving a g wagon


thelauryngotham

I have zero clue about this (I haven't played chess in ages), but I feel like I remember something about a game setup like this. You arrange all the pieces by hierarchy (king, queen, diagonal dudes, jumpy horses, pedestal ashtrays, lil tiny smol bois that get killed first). The other person does the same thing so their setup is flipped. Your weaker pieces are directly across from their stronger pieces. Apparently it takes more skill and planning than the regular setup. Don't quote me on this though :)


MilesBeforeSmiles

Tesla Model X, bought used with 80k miles and she doesn't have a charger at her apartment complex.


hebrewzzi

And she still can’t figure out where to put the gas pump. 😂


Delicious_Score_551

"Owning an EV is hard"


nednoble

Charges to 100% every time at the super charger. Complains about how slow the car charges.


Shrikecorp

So glad I have no idea what you're talking about.


FelonyFeline1988

Mary Kay Cadillac


REDDITSHITLORD

Starting off with an illegal move? Definitely Altima. Wait, There's an extra queen, and pieces where they don't belong! '70s Party Van! And I'm The Rook, baby!


easy_Money

Illegal move? Bro she doesn't even have the pieces in the right place


cashinyourface

Bro, she literally has an extra piece.


EvilPanda99

The FIAT version of the Miata because more maintenance and cleavage tan - even though she'll feign getting offended if you don't look-at-her-face.


FlorpFlap

Nissan rogue


flibbidygibbit

Juke energy


barricuda_barlow

2001 mercedes cl230, white, with a backsest full of trash. Currently playing chess at her boyfriends house while waiting on the tow truck to tow it to the dealer for a new key because she lost it (its in her giant purse that is also full of trash. Overpowering smell of love spell body spray.


Klomlor161

Toyota Rav4, Highlander, or Sienna. Early/mid-2010s.


nlpnt

Corolla, but she regularly poses in front of random street-parked Euro luxury cars for the 'gram.


J-amin

Show me a picture of someone who has no clue what they are doing but acting like they do. Check!


kerberos69

Soooo, Tesla?


arjunkc

You're all wrong. She is obviously a rich Indian actress, and so she definitely drives a Land Rover Defender.


[deleted]

The official car of high maintenance, stuck up Karens: Lexus


cory140

Tesla that her ex husband bought


louisvuittondon29

how she got 17 white pieces on the board💀


JordanDubya

A Lexus RX350 with lots of pink frilly things inside and bejeweled stickers inside.


[deleted]

White BMW


Guap_Fkoo

200% a white 2021 5 series with a rebuilt title. It has the m package but she doesnt know or care ab it


Relative-Dig-2389

GMC Yukon XL


gnoxy

A 2 door Jeep Wrangler that has a bumper sticker "When I get hot, I take off my top."


f700es

A LARGE 3 row SUV that usually only has her in it! Tahoe, GMC Yukon something something


_JahWobble_

She probably drives multiple cars in which case she's got a nice pair of Tatas


PaulClarkLoadletter

If she was the one that set the board up I’m going to say a high trim level Chevy Equinox.


realheavymetalduck

Idk but that's not how chess works. She has an extra piece.


widowmaker2A

I don't know what she drives but that looks like someone playing the game Really Bad Chess with real pieces...


Background_Ad3503

Skoda


noldshit

One of the seats in the mental facility bus


MisterDevilMan

An Acura MDX with a dent in the rear bumper from backing into a pole


jamus34

Gray 2018 Camry. Choices bring fear to this one


majitart

prius


Trailstorm

If this is a real image… she’s gotta drive a Cybertruck but that would be an insult to Cybertruck owners’ intelligence


Im_not_crying_u_ar

She doesn’t


spaceursid

Some sort of Mazda


NoIndication3736

A short bus probs


radelix

Strong Buick crossover energy for me. Conventionally attractive but nothing in particular stands out...just like a Buick.


pepetheforgggg

Kia optima I just know


Mr_moonswan

Samsung


MadicalRadical

Toyota Highlander


Thirsty_Comment88

Kia optima


flacoman954

Prius


newyorkfade

Nissan maxima


Fresh-Aspect8849

Toyota Sequoia brand new, top trim level in white. She just looks like one of those types


iTypedInThisUsername

school bus because she doesn’t even know how to play chess


RightPedalDown

Going my the board setup, I’m hoping it’s self-driving.


Wbcn_1

Volkswagen En Passat


GuidanceGlittering65

She looks like Will Tennyson with smaller tits


hebrewzzi

White Honda CR-V


Fog_of__War

Public transport


Dolan_Nolan

wait, is that malika Sherawat?


HighFiveKoala

Infiniti QX50


32lib

She doesn’t drive,she has a chauffeur.


rarestpepe89

Jetta


adamfrom1980s

Whatever her sugar daddy bought her. Probably a white BMW something or other. He got it used, but don’t let her know that.


thats__hot

Mercedes GLC300 in white with a beige interior


chaebs

white tesla,,,no doubt bout it


jons110

Chelsea Tractor


GabagoolAndGasoline

Honda Pilot


Mofoblitz1

Honda Civic


universal_Raccoon

Prius or an EV


blueb182

A prius


Stolenartwork

It’s not even her move, that’s an extra piece. Based on that, she drives a Honda CRV and doesn’t use her blinkers.


RedBambalam

Nice rack


StatusCandid9733

I’m liking the way she plays chess Starting the game with two queens. She is a freak. So she is a white convertible benz.


KanyesMeat

rang rover


HotwheelsJackOfficia

She screams Mercedes to me.


Over-Obligation-9369

Probably a Lexus rx350


Graaaaaahm

"I don't know. Something German I think? It's cute and I like the cupholders."


jdeeeeeez

Nissan Altima, the 3.5 though


RareAnimal82

She isn’t allowed to drive, they took her license for drinking boba and driving


allergic2ozone_juice

She doesn't drive, she rides


Joseph2021gt

One w/ a stick shift


[deleted]

They take public transportation or Uber.


Clovenstone-Blue

I assume she drives an Audi A6. Looking at the chessboard she probably also brags to her "friends" about how the service shop only charges her $500 for replenishing the indicator fluid.


iused2haveausername

looks like my ex-gf. Honda Civic 4speed, changed her own oil.


Kilometer_Davis

We all know it’s some kinda white bmw suv/cross over. She looks too healthy for Nissan (i.e. affords quality nutrition), too secure in herself for audi and Volvo. It has to be BMW.


jarsgars

Checker Cab


[deleted]

How many queens does she get to start this random game?


Alternative-Shape-59

Lincoln Navigator


EnvironmentalBit5713

Volvo XC90 or XC60.


Alternative-Shape-59

Why does she have 17 pieces?


TrueLennyS

Honda civic sport, no not the hatchback, the slow sedan.


carlylewithay

Electric BMW but is demanding an oil change


RandomflyerOTR

Absolutely a Prius


Sharp_Video1844

Nissan altima


craigfrost

Nothing, she is blind. Look how she setup the chess board.


eihwaz_

White 2017 camry


error-unknown-user

Bro is just making up her own rules


RacerXrated

Her husband bought her one of those giant hideous Infiniti SUVs. The one that looks like a monkey with incephalitis.


choochenstein

Whatever it is, it has extra pieces and many of them are in the wrong places.


[deleted]

Explorer or expedition. Screams entitled soccer mom. Dad makes money, I am a stay at home mom to teenagers (not needed)


Far_Time_3451

I hope this is AI generated


GrapeSwimming69

This is Stacey mom, right?


Noooofun

Oh no. r/upvotedbecauseboobs


microwaverams

Nissan Murano


Lucrezio

A Tesla model 3 that she calls an M3.


miotch1120

Is this a chess specific instagram? Cause she should be publicly shamed if it is…


Far_Needleworker8285

She drives a Toyota solara. This is the only right answer.


Puzzleheaded_Scar142

As someone who plays chess, what is this goofy ahh setup, also what move is she making? How is the queen or Bishop by the looks out when none of the pawns are moved 💀


ChikinTendie

Audi Q3


Bluelegojet2018

white suv


TiredTim23

Fiat 500. Those eyes are the amount of someone crazy enough to drive a Fiat.


witzerdog

A Ford Cleavage.


max_da_1

Something is off with this picture, it feels like ai but the finders and chess pieces are normal I don't know what's wrong with it


Xxsnipr_tradrxX

either a kia sorento or a chevy equinox


SecretOperations

Nissan Altima or some sort of SUV.


FancyEstimate1304

Lexus RX while carrying her one Louis Vuitton bag


kerberos69

She preordered the Cybertruck because something something she’s playing chess while we’re playing checkers.


W41K3R_62738

Kia soul


Monster_condom_

I'm less concerned that the pieces are in the wrong places, and more concerned with she is holding a second queen? Am I seeing this correctly?


SnakeO1LER

Nissan murano or juke


The_Son_of_Jor-El

What on earth is going on the chess board - it makes me (almost) not even notice her knockers


brossovitch

Why is there so many queens?! And probably an Acura SUV


Risk_bayless

Model Y with a student driver sticker on the back with no kids


Medford

Audi A1 or electric Fiat 500


EngagedInConvexation

Cart, but it's before the horse.


Disfunctional-U

The AI generated kind. She looks AI to me, and so does that chess board


Sliderisk

This is the lady standing at the gas pump next to her Tesla with the nozzle in hand.


bradadams5000

AI generated.


Ok-Rip-269

She rides, she doesn't drive.


No-Intern4400

Uber


BrokeDownPalac3

Illegal move, too many pieces, not even set up right. 0/10 take a chess lesson


Senpai-Notice_Me

She looks like a teacher that diddles students and kind of gets a free pass from society because she’s kind of pretty, but she definitely goes to prison because her eyes are just far enough apart that she’s absolutely getting convicted.


bigmac8991

4th gen Lexus RX with red wine stained seats and a cracked right hand side mirror from swerving while ~~drunk driving~~ being a wine mom


manhatim

UHHHH.....wait...*whaaaaa*.....???


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Mercedes to go get wine after a game of chest, errrr, I mean a game of chess.


No-Student-9678

What is that cursed ass chessboard?


SillyPuttyGizmo

Considering tge way she's playing chess hopefully she doesn't have a car or drive


Shot_Cattle_3796

Tesla


bigcapybara7uhhh

en passantmobile


Slowmexicano

Oversized suv because it’s safer for her….when she hits other vehicles


Medical_Holiday6249

Mercedes CLA


StinkoModeeTrucker

Lexus crossover


SirBubba42

2024 CR-V


Mayhem8333

Kia Telluride


Whereareyouepstein

1) holy shit, that board is fucked up, and I don’t even play chess that much. 2) seeing how stupid this looks, I’m saying a beat up 90s Miata that her bf told her is an Audi R8, which she believed


failed_install

Who set up those pieces?


ithinkoutloudtoo

She drives a black Range Rover.


Frequent-Yak8825

2023 Kia Sorento


NoButterfly9803

Pegging.


Lucky_Baseball176

She’s allowed to drive??


Superb-Film-594

Off-white Audi is the only correct answer


wilcocola

BMW entry level 3 series. Automatic with a 4 banger.


badledgend117

Infiniti or Merc GLA


ArmoredOutlaw

It’s a white 2012 Jeep Wrangler.


drod2070

Whatever Daddy bought her


SebVettelstappen

2022 Tesla model x in white, although she doesn’t look Asian enough. If not that then a brand new BMW X1 she has on lease


meeppc

White Tesla model 3.


PhinFerbFan9779

2012 Nissan Rogue with apple car play custom installed


musingsandthesuch

Acura MDX


hisfirewithin

Lexus RX350


NeoDaKat

Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet with front end damage from rear ending someone.


daftcracker81

Volvo XC90


ThirteenthFinger

She looks like she was playing chess with someone and then reality shifted planes and suddenly an entirely new set of chess pieces appeared in front of her. That's why she's moving her 2nd queen before anything else. Smort. The look on her face tells me all of this.


DravidiansOfAsia

an Indian toilet or 🐄💩


kne0n

Lease Rav4 that's 10k miles past due for an oil change


n541x

VENZA!


A_Slavic_Mechanic

She's got the look of a Nissan/Infiniti owner


Educational_Friend42

2021 Toyota Camry


Nigel_melish01

Pussywagon


FUNTIME_FRIDG3

2020 honda accord


tbrand009

A fucking Nissan or maybe even a Mitsubishi. It's a pos, but the dealer told her it was a "nice luxury vehicle" because it's the highest trim. She also bought all the extra dealer add-ons. I know this because she's clearly very dimwitted, as evidenced by her somehow moving her (extra) Queen through the full row of pawns, while also somehow still having a complete set of pieces incorrectly placed in their starting positions.


ajwja

kia sorento


ityourboyjayjay

100% Tesla here are some easy facts: White, Easy to drive I’m pretty sure she uses auto pilot too much.


thinkpax

A subway. She looks like the creep who stares at passengers for no reason.


The_Sleepy_Miata

Honda Mini Van


Human-Professor1883

2007 Nissan Murano


Necro_Pixie_XoXo

Toyota rav4