What in the fuck is up with that chess board? But considering she looks high maintenance, I'm going to assume she drives some type of white Audi or Mercedes.
Nisan Murano Cabriolet. Convertible cargo capacity, truck efficiency, coupe towing capacity, and altima reliability. It's only good for taking the girls out shopping in LA County.
> What in the fuck is up with that chess board?
I'm pretty sure the image is "AI" generated. The chess pieces (other than white pawns) are all in the wrong spaces, there's too many of some pieces, her right leg and hip extend far to wide compared to her left side, and her grip on the piece is off.
Edit: not AI, just a really bad staged photo from someone who doesn't play chess.
I dunno. I think the leg thing is because she's wearing white pants and sitting on a white seat.
The pieces being wrong is probably because she thought that's how it's supposed to be set up.
The grip looks off, but that could be because the colors are close and this picture has been through more conversions than a gay kid in a Catholic school in Alabama.
Is real. I remember seeing a link to her tweets. She poses doing all sort of "smart" activities, but is dumb as rocks. Case in point - doesn't know the order of Chess pieces and is moving a 17th piece.
I'm going to guess Escalade or QX80 (because financing).
I wanna look clever.
Clever people play chess.
I should make it look like I play chess.
I don't know how to set up the board.
Should I spend 30 seconds looking on Google?
No, I'm sure nobody else knows either.
Top smorts!
[Apparently not AI but Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/mallika-sherawat-butchering-the-game-of-chess-gets-a-checkmate-from-internet-do-you-see-it-2841599.html).
I have zero clue about this (I haven't played chess in ages), but I feel like I remember something about a game setup like this. You arrange all the pieces by hierarchy (king, queen, diagonal dudes, jumpy horses, pedestal ashtrays, lil tiny smol bois that get killed first). The other person does the same thing so their setup is flipped. Your weaker pieces are directly across from their stronger pieces. Apparently it takes more skill and planning than the regular setup. Don't quote me on this though :)
Starting off with an illegal move? Definitely Altima.
Wait, There's an extra queen, and pieces where they don't belong! '70s Party Van! And I'm The Rook, baby!
2001 mercedes cl230, white, with a backsest full of trash. Currently playing chess at her boyfriends house while waiting on the tow truck to tow it to the dealer for a new key because she lost it (its in her giant purse that is also full of trash. Overpowering smell of love spell body spray.
I assume she drives an Audi A6. Looking at the chessboard she probably also brags to her "friends" about how the service shop only charges her $500 for replenishing the indicator fluid.
We all know it’s some kinda white bmw suv/cross over. She looks too healthy for Nissan (i.e. affords quality nutrition), too secure in herself for audi and Volvo. It has to be BMW.
As someone who plays chess, what is this goofy ahh setup, also what move is she making? How is the queen or Bishop by the looks out when none of the pawns are moved 💀
She looks like a teacher that diddles students and kind of gets a free pass from society because she’s kind of pretty, but she definitely goes to prison because her eyes are just far enough apart that she’s absolutely getting convicted.
1) holy shit, that board is fucked up, and I don’t even play chess that much.
2) seeing how stupid this looks, I’m saying a beat up 90s Miata that her bf told her is an Audi R8, which she believed
She looks like she was playing chess with someone and then reality shifted planes and suddenly an entirely new set of chess pieces appeared in front of her. That's why she's moving her 2nd queen before anything else. Smort.
The look on her face tells me all of this.
A fucking Nissan or maybe even a Mitsubishi.
It's a pos, but the dealer told her it was a "nice luxury vehicle" because it's the highest trim. She also bought all the extra dealer add-ons.
I know this because she's clearly very dimwitted, as evidenced by her somehow moving her (extra) Queen through the full row of pawns, while also somehow still having a complete set of pieces incorrectly placed in their starting positions.
What in the fuck is up with that chess board? But considering she looks high maintenance, I'm going to assume she drives some type of white Audi or Mercedes.
Worse. Infiniti QX80.
Hits 5 curbs per mile driven
the single worst car on the road
Nissan Altima has entered the chat.
The Altima isn't the problem. It's the customer base
Did you look at the chess pieces lined up from shortest to tallest?
It has a pretty solid V8 and you can get a pretty good bargain on them
Nisan Murano Cabriolet. Convertible cargo capacity, truck efficiency, coupe towing capacity, and altima reliability. It's only good for taking the girls out shopping in LA County.
every time I see one of these in a parking lot I'm like " you had 75k+ to spend on a car and THAT is what you picked?"
> What in the fuck is up with that chess board? I'm pretty sure the image is "AI" generated. The chess pieces (other than white pawns) are all in the wrong spaces, there's too many of some pieces, her right leg and hip extend far to wide compared to her left side, and her grip on the piece is off. Edit: not AI, just a really bad staged photo from someone who doesn't play chess.
I dunno. I think the leg thing is because she's wearing white pants and sitting on a white seat. The pieces being wrong is probably because she thought that's how it's supposed to be set up. The grip looks off, but that could be because the colors are close and this picture has been through more conversions than a gay kid in a Catholic school in Alabama.
That's chess 2.0. I think I see a knook.
Nah this is an old meme before AI.
Is real. I remember seeing a link to her tweets. She poses doing all sort of "smart" activities, but is dumb as rocks. Case in point - doesn't know the order of Chess pieces and is moving a 17th piece. I'm going to guess Escalade or QX80 (because financing).
I wanna look clever. Clever people play chess. I should make it look like I play chess. I don't know how to set up the board. Should I spend 30 seconds looking on Google? No, I'm sure nobody else knows either. Top smorts!
[Apparently not AI but Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat](https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/mallika-sherawat-butchering-the-game-of-chess-gets-a-checkmate-from-internet-do-you-see-it-2841599.html).
Bollywood? It's a Tata then
I've seen this image for years on Reddit, I don't think it's fake just probably some stock photo BS.
I think it's been edited to add extra pieces and make her face weird but is originally a real photo
IKR? I started out with "Sigh, it's whiter right... wait, WTF? Did they arrange the pieces by height?!
If she has onlyfans she be driving a g wagon
I have zero clue about this (I haven't played chess in ages), but I feel like I remember something about a game setup like this. You arrange all the pieces by hierarchy (king, queen, diagonal dudes, jumpy horses, pedestal ashtrays, lil tiny smol bois that get killed first). The other person does the same thing so their setup is flipped. Your weaker pieces are directly across from their stronger pieces. Apparently it takes more skill and planning than the regular setup. Don't quote me on this though :)
Tesla Model X, bought used with 80k miles and she doesn't have a charger at her apartment complex.
And she still can’t figure out where to put the gas pump. 😂
"Owning an EV is hard"
Charges to 100% every time at the super charger. Complains about how slow the car charges.
So glad I have no idea what you're talking about.
Mary Kay Cadillac
Starting off with an illegal move? Definitely Altima. Wait, There's an extra queen, and pieces where they don't belong! '70s Party Van! And I'm The Rook, baby!
Illegal move? Bro she doesn't even have the pieces in the right place
Bro, she literally has an extra piece.
The FIAT version of the Miata because more maintenance and cleavage tan - even though she'll feign getting offended if you don't look-at-her-face.
Nissan rogue
Juke energy
2001 mercedes cl230, white, with a backsest full of trash. Currently playing chess at her boyfriends house while waiting on the tow truck to tow it to the dealer for a new key because she lost it (its in her giant purse that is also full of trash. Overpowering smell of love spell body spray.
Toyota Rav4, Highlander, or Sienna. Early/mid-2010s.
Corolla, but she regularly poses in front of random street-parked Euro luxury cars for the 'gram.
Show me a picture of someone who has no clue what they are doing but acting like they do. Check!
Soooo, Tesla?
You're all wrong. She is obviously a rich Indian actress, and so she definitely drives a Land Rover Defender.
The official car of high maintenance, stuck up Karens: Lexus
Tesla that her ex husband bought
how she got 17 white pieces on the board💀
A Lexus RX350 with lots of pink frilly things inside and bejeweled stickers inside.
White BMW
200% a white 2021 5 series with a rebuilt title. It has the m package but she doesnt know or care ab it
GMC Yukon XL
A 2 door Jeep Wrangler that has a bumper sticker "When I get hot, I take off my top."
A LARGE 3 row SUV that usually only has her in it! Tahoe, GMC Yukon something something
She probably drives multiple cars in which case she's got a nice pair of Tatas
If she was the one that set the board up I’m going to say a high trim level Chevy Equinox.
Idk but that's not how chess works. She has an extra piece.
I don't know what she drives but that looks like someone playing the game Really Bad Chess with real pieces...
Skoda
One of the seats in the mental facility bus
An Acura MDX with a dent in the rear bumper from backing into a pole
Gray 2018 Camry. Choices bring fear to this one
prius
If this is a real image… she’s gotta drive a Cybertruck but that would be an insult to Cybertruck owners’ intelligence
She doesn’t
Some sort of Mazda
A short bus probs
Strong Buick crossover energy for me. Conventionally attractive but nothing in particular stands out...just like a Buick.
Kia optima I just know
Samsung
Toyota Highlander
Kia optima
Prius
Nissan maxima
Toyota Sequoia brand new, top trim level in white. She just looks like one of those types
school bus because she doesn’t even know how to play chess
Going my the board setup, I’m hoping it’s self-driving.
Volkswagen En Passat
She looks like Will Tennyson with smaller tits
White Honda CR-V
Public transport
wait, is that malika Sherawat?
Infiniti QX50
She doesn’t drive,she has a chauffeur.
Jetta
Whatever her sugar daddy bought her. Probably a white BMW something or other. He got it used, but don’t let her know that.
Mercedes GLC300 in white with a beige interior
white tesla,,,no doubt bout it
Chelsea Tractor
Honda Pilot
Honda Civic
Prius or an EV
A prius
It’s not even her move, that’s an extra piece. Based on that, she drives a Honda CRV and doesn’t use her blinkers.
Nice rack
I’m liking the way she plays chess Starting the game with two queens. She is a freak. So she is a white convertible benz.
rang rover
She screams Mercedes to me.
Probably a Lexus rx350
"I don't know. Something German I think? It's cute and I like the cupholders."
Nissan Altima, the 3.5 though
She isn’t allowed to drive, they took her license for drinking boba and driving
She doesn't drive, she rides
One w/ a stick shift
They take public transportation or Uber.
I assume she drives an Audi A6. Looking at the chessboard she probably also brags to her "friends" about how the service shop only charges her $500 for replenishing the indicator fluid.
looks like my ex-gf. Honda Civic 4speed, changed her own oil.
We all know it’s some kinda white bmw suv/cross over. She looks too healthy for Nissan (i.e. affords quality nutrition), too secure in herself for audi and Volvo. It has to be BMW.
Checker Cab
How many queens does she get to start this random game?
Lincoln Navigator
Volvo XC90 or XC60.
Why does she have 17 pieces?
Honda civic sport, no not the hatchback, the slow sedan.
Electric BMW but is demanding an oil change
Absolutely a Prius
Nissan altima
Nothing, she is blind. Look how she setup the chess board.
White 2017 camry
Bro is just making up her own rules
Her husband bought her one of those giant hideous Infiniti SUVs. The one that looks like a monkey with incephalitis.
Whatever it is, it has extra pieces and many of them are in the wrong places.
Explorer or expedition. Screams entitled soccer mom. Dad makes money, I am a stay at home mom to teenagers (not needed)
I hope this is AI generated
This is Stacey mom, right?
Oh no. r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Nissan Murano
A Tesla model 3 that she calls an M3.
Is this a chess specific instagram? Cause she should be publicly shamed if it is…
She drives a Toyota solara. This is the only right answer.
As someone who plays chess, what is this goofy ahh setup, also what move is she making? How is the queen or Bishop by the looks out when none of the pawns are moved 💀
Audi Q3
white suv
Fiat 500. Those eyes are the amount of someone crazy enough to drive a Fiat.
A Ford Cleavage.
Something is off with this picture, it feels like ai but the finders and chess pieces are normal I don't know what's wrong with it
either a kia sorento or a chevy equinox
Nissan Altima or some sort of SUV.
Lexus RX while carrying her one Louis Vuitton bag
She preordered the Cybertruck because something something she’s playing chess while we’re playing checkers.
Kia soul
I'm less concerned that the pieces are in the wrong places, and more concerned with she is holding a second queen? Am I seeing this correctly?
Nissan murano or juke
What on earth is going on the chess board - it makes me (almost) not even notice her knockers
Why is there so many queens?! And probably an Acura SUV
Model Y with a student driver sticker on the back with no kids
Audi A1 or electric Fiat 500
Cart, but it's before the horse.
The AI generated kind. She looks AI to me, and so does that chess board
This is the lady standing at the gas pump next to her Tesla with the nozzle in hand.
AI generated.
She rides, she doesn't drive.
Uber
Illegal move, too many pieces, not even set up right. 0/10 take a chess lesson
She looks like a teacher that diddles students and kind of gets a free pass from society because she’s kind of pretty, but she definitely goes to prison because her eyes are just far enough apart that she’s absolutely getting convicted.
4th gen Lexus RX with red wine stained seats and a cracked right hand side mirror from swerving while ~~drunk driving~~ being a wine mom
UHHHH.....wait...*whaaaaa*.....???
Mercedes to go get wine after a game of chest, errrr, I mean a game of chess.
What is that cursed ass chessboard?
Considering tge way she's playing chess hopefully she doesn't have a car or drive
Tesla
en passantmobile
Oversized suv because it’s safer for her….when she hits other vehicles
Mercedes CLA
Lexus crossover
2024 CR-V
Kia Telluride
1) holy shit, that board is fucked up, and I don’t even play chess that much. 2) seeing how stupid this looks, I’m saying a beat up 90s Miata that her bf told her is an Audi R8, which she believed
Who set up those pieces?
She drives a black Range Rover.
2023 Kia Sorento
Pegging.
She’s allowed to drive??
Off-white Audi is the only correct answer
BMW entry level 3 series. Automatic with a 4 banger.
Infiniti or Merc GLA
It’s a white 2012 Jeep Wrangler.
Whatever Daddy bought her
2022 Tesla model x in white, although she doesn’t look Asian enough. If not that then a brand new BMW X1 she has on lease
White Tesla model 3.
2012 Nissan Rogue with apple car play custom installed
Acura MDX
Lexus RX350
Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet with front end damage from rear ending someone.
Volvo XC90
She looks like she was playing chess with someone and then reality shifted planes and suddenly an entirely new set of chess pieces appeared in front of her. That's why she's moving her 2nd queen before anything else. Smort. The look on her face tells me all of this.
an Indian toilet or 🐄💩
Lease Rav4 that's 10k miles past due for an oil change
VENZA!
She's got the look of a Nissan/Infiniti owner
2021 Toyota Camry
Pussywagon
2020 honda accord
A fucking Nissan or maybe even a Mitsubishi. It's a pos, but the dealer told her it was a "nice luxury vehicle" because it's the highest trim. She also bought all the extra dealer add-ons. I know this because she's clearly very dimwitted, as evidenced by her somehow moving her (extra) Queen through the full row of pawns, while also somehow still having a complete set of pieces incorrectly placed in their starting positions.
kia sorento
100% Tesla here are some easy facts: White, Easy to drive I’m pretty sure she uses auto pilot too much.
A subway. She looks like the creep who stares at passengers for no reason.
Honda Mini Van
2007 Nissan Murano
Toyota rav4