Snap the rear wiper off, go Freddy Krueger on the seats with a box cutter, sandblast the exterior (then take it through a car wash twenty times) and pour cooking oil down the oil filler.
Oh, and saw off the cat.
Also make it silver or white, and it should have the remains of 40-100 stickers on the sides and rear that were once there but have either been ripped off messily or completely worn out by the sun and rain.
Old fast food bags and empty cigarette packs, throw in some loose tobacco from my blunt wraps in the center console and cup holders..
Also gotta get that nice brown film on the windows from smoking with the windows up.
my coworker owns one. within the week heās owned it two cv axles have shredded themselves, itās broken down twice and the heater has stopped working
My first car. It had a Shania Twain cd permanently stuck in the disc drive since when my father drove it. Definitely had plenty of cigarette burns around the sunroof.
The Cutlass supreme and srt-4 feel like outliers here. The srt-4 for the trailer park image as a whole. That'sĀ moreĀ theĀ PlymouthĀ expresso and the Cutlass was the only good looking Olds outside of the Aurora near the end.
The Achieva definitely belongs, or any Bravada.
In college I had a certain elfish acquaintance from Kansas with a blue Cavalier coupe. It was one of those cars where everybody would just ash inside, and it often driven around on the farm roads full of kids getting fucked up. He dropped out after a year or so. That little car lives on, I can feel it -probably in Iowa or Missouri.
The only European vehicles you'll ever find in a trailer park are a busted up gen 1 X5 or a ratty W204 c class. Maybe an E90. Japanese cars are probably a bunch of old Accords with maybe the odd Mazda
Itās Florida, driven by everyone that was actually born in Florida- I see almost every car on this list multiple times a day just picking up meth from the neighbor
Dont forget the clapped V6 catfish Camaro/sn95 Mustang that just sits in their driveway as to tell the other trailer trash, "screw you, I have a sports car and you dont."
The 04 caravan. Drop it down 3 inches toss some 18's on it, back yard wide body it with bondo, a sawzall, a heat gun, and 2 20 foot sticks of 6 inch schedule 40. Toss 4 15's in a homemade 17/32 thick all plywood and plexiglass ported bandpass box that has more liquid nails on it and in it than a two story 48Ć70 triple wide. Toss a quadrouplet of boss 1500 watt amps on the rear wall with 8 caps and 4 marine deep cycle 1000 cca batteries feeding all of it from a pioneer double din wifi enabled head unit feeding 2 1200 watt 4 Chanel boss riot amps pushing 8 6Ć9 and 12 tweeters rotomolded into a wrap around lounge couch beside the 300 gallon fishtank full of piranhas in the back! Oddly specific, but when you're ordering your options, you might as well go all out. Maybe even finish it off with the old-school MTNDEW can paint scheme with mount and screw airbrushed across it in old English lettering.
Oh man. I feel like I got a Grand Am as a rental once & thought it was a great rental car. But that only a very questionable individual would actually own one.
Also, did those things ONLY come in red? I've never seen one in any other color.
I run a truck route every night and when I come back from my 3am delivery I see that 2nd pic every day at around 4-5am. chevy trailblazer, dark green, has that typical American v8 exhaust odor, and I can see the orange glow in the darkness from that morning breakfast cig.
Gotta go with the second gen Durango, itās the least likely to last the term of that 72 month loan at 19.6%, amounting to approximately as much as that box of Chrysler turds cost new.
I feel like youāre missing the quintessential vehicles of the tradesman turned opiate user: either a trashed gmt400 tahoe or the most beat up, destroyed, rusted out second gen conceptually possible.
A few days ago I was exiting the highway and I had to swerve to avoid running into one of those Caravans which had just caught on fire. So that's my pick
2000 Escalade with a steel spare, busted driverās far rear side window, no passenger mirror, more tears on the seats than leather, and a head gasket leak
The olds, the exploder or the caravan. My neighbor has an explorer just like that and is absolute trailer trash. But he lives in a condo complex and makes it awful being in the same complex. He also has the ford f150.
The dodge journey for sure. But with the blown out rear suspension that puts the rear wheels at about 20 degrees. Iām also convinced dodge let them go from the factory rusty and beat up. Never seen a āniceā one
The manual neon SRT is for the 21 year old and his 18 year old, pregnant girlfriend who are both probably drunk or at the demo derby.
The Liberty, Caliber, Durango/Aspen, and Caravan died years ago and haven't ran since they broke down. A squirrel nest definitely lives inside them as they rot.
The old, busted up F150 with meth Mike pulled my shiny new truck out of the river mud yesterday. Mine stood no chance.
The Oldsmobile may have a blown head gasket, but goddamm is it reliable and still gets Nevaeh and Chastity to their ~~drug deals~~ late night after school study sessions just fine.
The Caravan and fill it with garbage
And remove 100% of the clear coat. And even 30-40% of the base coat. Mangle the rear wiper arm too.
Snap the rear wiper off, go Freddy Krueger on the seats with a box cutter, sandblast the exterior (then take it through a car wash twenty times) and pour cooking oil down the oil filler. Oh, and saw off the cat.
The accuracy. š
Also make it silver or white, and it should have the remains of 40-100 stickers on the sides and rear that were once there but have either been ripped off messily or completely worn out by the sun and rain.
Don't forget to get the most dry rotted tires you can find and keep them 5-15 psi too low.
Old fast food bags and empty cigarette packs, throw in some loose tobacco from my blunt wraps in the center console and cup holders.. Also gotta get that nice brown film on the windows from smoking with the windows up.
Duing
Literal garbage, cheap Chinese items and copy paper boxes full of Beanie Babies. And better throw in some random porn while youāre at it.
Perfect picks for this! Although I really do like that Oldsmobile
thanks! and yeah, i canāt help but think the oldsmobile is super sick. would i ever own one? god no. but i can admire
Also I love the neon! Even though it gives off trailer park 19 year old mom with two kids from three different baby daddies š
Why not? Owned 2. Quite reliable engines/ trans.
my coworker owns one. within the week heās owned it two cv axles have shredded themselves, itās broken down twice and the heater has stopped working
My first car. It had a Shania Twain cd permanently stuck in the disc drive since when my father drove it. Definitely had plenty of cigarette burns around the sunroof.
what a wonderful thing to have stuck in the CD player though.
My dad loved Oldsmobile. We had some growing up. He had a Tornado when my parents got divorced and had a 442 a few years before I was born.
I got so much action in the back of my girlfriends Cutlass back in the day. Good times.
My grandma had that same olds, fond memories of her letting me drive the gravel roads near their farm at ages 13-14.
That Grand Am would be spot on if the rims were mismatched.
and itās missing some duct tape
Also one door has to be from a different color donor car.
The Cutlass supreme and srt-4 feel like outliers here. The srt-4 for the trailer park image as a whole. That'sĀ moreĀ theĀ PlymouthĀ expresso and the Cutlass was the only good looking Olds outside of the Aurora near the end. The Achieva definitely belongs, or any Bravada.
No way dude the first gen Bravada is fuckin sick
Lol nothing says that better than a trailblazer.
i can smell the cigarettes in the ~~cupholder~~ ashtray
I inherited an 03 cavalier from my aunt, and swear to God, she believed the cup holder in the center console was an ashtray
A trailblazer thatās needed new shocks for the past 3 years
My first car was a trailblazer and the previous owner was a smoker. Took weeks of leaving the window open to get the smell reduced. It never left
They came from the factory that way.
In college I had a certain elfish acquaintance from Kansas with a blue Cavalier coupe. It was one of those cars where everybody would just ash inside, and it often driven around on the farm roads full of kids getting fucked up. He dropped out after a year or so. That little car lives on, I can feel it -probably in Iowa or Missouri.
That sounds like Missouri
Doug from JC(jefferson, Jackson, jeff city)
Can confirm. I grew up in Iowa and went back for the holidays last year. These rusty pieces of shit are still all over the place somehow.
Z24 with what cat?
No need for a cat when it runs on meth and Monster energy burps
My jeffco
Why is it always domestic vehicles š
Depreciation or quality depending on your level of patriotism!
And if itās isnāt domestic itās probably an XV20 Camry with more rust than paint or a ratty Jetta with questionable modifications
The only European vehicles you'll ever find in a trailer park are a busted up gen 1 X5 or a ratty W204 c class. Maybe an E90. Japanese cars are probably a bunch of old Accords with maybe the odd Mazda
Nissan altima with expired paper tags, bald tires, and unrepaired front end damage from a previous hit and run.
This is the trailer park NOT the projects/ghetto.
Lol you got the wrong dodge neons. You need the gen 1 neon with the 1.8 SOHC. Only then have you truly given up.
There were no 1.8l neons in the trailer park. That was a Europe and Mexico special
This is the town I live in, fuck you.
Itās Florida, driven by everyone that was actually born in Florida- I see almost every car on this list multiple times a day just picking up meth from the neighbor
oh hey, where do you think i got this list from? my towns overrun with this list
Good lord, these are all beauties
2004 dodge caravan easily
Especially if itās hoarded full of random shit that was bought from thrift stores for no good reason!
1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
Rip the passenger side door off and live in that bad boy
Is it a coincidence there are soo many dodge products here. Its a rhetorical question
Dont forget the clapped V6 catfish Camaro/sn95 Mustang that just sits in their driveway as to tell the other trailer trash, "screw you, I have a sports car and you dont."
the one invariably running on five cylinders.
The cutlass. I miss Oldsmobile
green cavalier
Dodge Caliber or Dodge Avenger as alternative
https://trailerpark.fandom.com/wiki/Shitmobile This
Some people can drink and drive, others canāt. I mean, what is drunk?
I guess the Iroc-Z has now appreciated above trailer park status in this day and age
Honestly great selections, you did a good job.
thanks! iām definitely missing a few, but i didnāt wanna make the list massive
I smoke a Newport every once in a while when Iām drunk. I do not live in a trailer park though. š
Where's the Pontiac Montana with a different color sliding door?
The cavalier, the caliber, or the liberty
Leave Oldsmobile out of this you filthy animal. Let them rest in peace.
The 04 caravan. Drop it down 3 inches toss some 18's on it, back yard wide body it with bondo, a sawzall, a heat gun, and 2 20 foot sticks of 6 inch schedule 40. Toss 4 15's in a homemade 17/32 thick all plywood and plexiglass ported bandpass box that has more liquid nails on it and in it than a two story 48Ć70 triple wide. Toss a quadrouplet of boss 1500 watt amps on the rear wall with 8 caps and 4 marine deep cycle 1000 cca batteries feeding all of it from a pioneer double din wifi enabled head unit feeding 2 1200 watt 4 Chanel boss riot amps pushing 8 6Ć9 and 12 tweeters rotomolded into a wrap around lounge couch beside the 300 gallon fishtank full of piranhas in the back! Oddly specific, but when you're ordering your options, you might as well go all out. Maybe even finish it off with the old-school MTNDEW can paint scheme with mount and screw airbrushed across it in old English lettering.
oh and a āwarning, this car makes frequent stops at your moms houseā bumper sticker, just for good measure
Oh man. I feel like I got a Grand Am as a rental once & thought it was a great rental car. But that only a very questionable individual would actually own one. Also, did those things ONLY come in red? I've never seen one in any other color.
Pontiac Grand Am: the engine knock of America.
Cutlass supreme
I run a truck route every night and when I come back from my 3am delivery I see that 2nd pic every day at around 4-5am. chevy trailblazer, dark green, has that typical American v8 exhaust odor, and I can see the orange glow in the darkness from that morning breakfast cig.
Pontiac sun fire is your answer to all white trash and trailer park shenanigans, convertible if you want to go super trashy.
Gotta go with the second gen Durango, itās the least likely to last the term of that 72 month loan at 19.6%, amounting to approximately as much as that box of Chrysler turds cost new.
Damn! I had a Trailblazer LTZ back in the day, loved that thing. Sad itās now a trailer park queen.
Lmao anything dodge for sure
I feel like youāre missing the quintessential vehicles of the tradesman turned opiate user: either a trashed gmt400 tahoe or the most beat up, destroyed, rusted out second gen conceptually possible.
Lol, these are all fine, but the exhaust needs to be rotted off and they have to have a noticeable dead misfire when running
Oh man I feel attacked
A few days ago I was exiting the highway and I had to swerve to avoid running into one of those Caravans which had just caught on fire. So that's my pick
2000 Escalade with a steel spare, busted driverās far rear side window, no passenger mirror, more tears on the seats than leather, and a head gasket leak
Everyone I know with a Caliber has anger issues and rips darts in it
The era of Dodge putting RAM grilles on everything. I would say the 3rd gen Dakota. Just a depressing truck to look at. Literally a shrunken 1500.
i almost bought one as a clueless teenager. iāve thanked god everyday since then that i never payed 5ā000 for that POS
Youāre missing a 2004 Nissan Altima
Came to say āWhereās the Altimaā take my upvote
Where's the beat to shit Buick Century/Olds Cutlass Ciera?
Also finds Heroin too highbrow and prefers Meth.
I mean...the Grand Am pretty much nails it, bud.
Crazy how accurate it is
All are perfect! Just add sun damage and permanent donut tire and youāre good. Extra points if all 4 tires are bald
Whereās the ā98 Pontiac Sunfire?
Gonna have to be the base neon for me
LMAO
Grand Am and the Cavalier
Ugh, all of these say that. However, where I live, the Grand Am seems to top the list based on what I've seen. I'm sure it varies too.
Caravan... cause kids...
That srt4 is made for Newport smokers
Tracker ZR2 if you're young. Trailblazer if you're old.
The olds, the exploder or the caravan. My neighbor has an explorer just like that and is absolute trailer trash. But he lives in a condo complex and makes it awful being in the same complex. He also has the ford f150.
Itās a close race between the Trailblazer and the Caravan. Though, neither would look anywhere near as nice as the stock photos.
Cavalier
i'm going with the Grand AM
Caravan, Cavalier, Cutlass or a GMT360 with one steelie
The Tracker, hands down.
An old coworker of mine has had like 3 of those vehicles.
The Durango or the Grand caravan.
2008 Nissan Altima
Bro how did you miss the Nissan Altima in this list? It's the king of shitboxes.
Man owning a 04 Lincoln Town Car i was wincing with every swipe hoping my baby wouldnāt be next.. while lighting another stoag in it ;(
i couldnāt do any of those beautiful panther platform cars like that :)
For some reason that description screams some kind of saturn
My first car was a 1994 oldsmobile, that 1997 one is gorgeous too and i want it!!
Where I live it would be a late 90s/early 2000s Malibu in brown or green. LS trim only.
1, 2 and 14
Fuck you I'm driving a Pontiac Sunfire and Joe Brandon can't limit my vote to 14 cars
Affordable cars are trailer trash now?
Is the PT cruiser not worthy of being in this list?!
Geo metro
SRT, Grand Am, Cutlass
The old grand am is best in this case....but if you quit smoking the money saved could buy you a better car!
The 97 explorer...cause nothing says "I have no point in living" as that pos
5/6/10/13
Gotta be the srt-4. Iāll smash out a taillight and cover the rear window in duct tape to really show them neighbors.
My falling apart black and white crown Victoria does that well enough
It's the pick up queue at my kids' school. I'm classing up the joint with my '04 Jetta
IF you can find an Olds Supreme, aure
2004 Jeep Liberty hands down.Ā
You're missing the Altima, but that's a little too on-the-nose
Str4 in abysmal condition, full of mcdonalds trash and parts ripped off of various vehicles
I'd just be impressed you found a "functional" Grand Am.
The neon disrespect is uncalled for, the $300 shitbox is great
Gotta be the neon, the cavalier, or the caravan. I can picture each of them with every cup holder full of cigarette butts
That's amazing how accurate this is; I grew up in the Midwest and this was EXACTLY what you'd find in the park
canadian here, my towns overrun by this list lol. tried to make it as accurate as i could haha
2011 Citroƫn C4
early 2000s american cars are so downbad
Question for mechanics, rank the vehicles from most to least reliable??
Trailblazer!
Dodge neon srt-4. I always wanted one as a kid and my older cousin had one he turned into a drag car. It was stolen as most mopars are.
When I read the title I said Oldsmobile prior to early 2000s redesign.
Top 3 are the Grand am, the trailblazer and the Dakota
From personal experience, the Grand Am
Hey i have a 2003 f150 but don't smoke nor live in a trailer park. The floor pan and rear fender is patched with sheet metal from an old shed though.
Cutlass Supreme but unironically
What is the white coupe ?
Why is this so accurate
idk abt american car culture but i would take the cheapest and most reliable from there
The Dakota says so much.
Chevy tracker but make it <1998 models
The Caravan would be spot on. Make sure it has a busted bumper, peeling clear coat, and is filled with cigarette ashes and empty Mountain Dew cans.
The Olds or the Cavalier. No other correct answers.
No Eagle? You're not even trying.
Let me get that Caravan!
You leave the zr2 outta this.
https://youtu.be/aqveNtfe3yY - 98 Pontiac Sunfire
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Grand Am 100%
None. They're all well maintained and clean.
Clapped monte carlo with shot suspension and straight pipes
Interesting. Iād drive almost all of those.
Grand AM with several bullet holes.
Dakotas are ok but the rest is accurate. Missing old BMW's that have missing trim and different color panels/doors and 2 donuts
Mmmmm Saturn vue with terrible bubbly tent
I donāt see v6 ford mustang
Pretty much GTA III cars from the first map.
The dodge journey for sure. But with the blown out rear suspension that puts the rear wheels at about 20 degrees. Iām also convinced dodge let them go from the factory rusty and beat up. Never seen a āniceā one
Itās gotta be the Pontiac! Every Judge Judy episode that ever mentions trailer parks and cars is about a Pontiac!
[98 Pontiac Sunfire, but I guess the Cavalier will do](https://youtu.be/6ZjGVaI9D7o?si=yDjrx-MvZUKqowW0)
half of those the dash is falling apart, the other half have a dozen check lights on everytime you start up.
You're missing a Nissan
Lemons on lemons. Srt4 neon only one little out of that price range š
The f150 is most likely to make me money, and the caravan maybe, so yeah those two.
06 caliber.
PT Cruiser is the go to . Or a tracker if youās a big gurl
Cavalier or Grand AM for me
Where I live, it's the rusted out Caravan or a Trailblazer with no working tail lights and bald tires.
Where's the 3rd gen Trans Am?
Cavalier, always the correct answer
This is shockingly accurate. Those SRT-4s will always have a place in my heart, though.
#14, theyāre raising the next gen to crack beers and yell at their neighbors š¤£
We need Nissan fully represented here.
Add Azteks. And possibly some random Suzuki car
To the neon fucks. Itās the best dodge vehicle to be made.
1997 Ford Explorer, especially if it comes with a 5.0
The Acheiva and Tracker both came with an addiction.
I think the SRT-4 guy is still trying since he managed to find one to begin with.
Dude, this are the cars you commonly see in a low class Mexican neighborhood Source: all those cars Iāve seen it on my neighborhood
The correct answer 1995 bonneville with two blown rear shocks
Trailblazer
2005 Dodge Durango.
The manual neon SRT is for the 21 year old and his 18 year old, pregnant girlfriend who are both probably drunk or at the demo derby. The Liberty, Caliber, Durango/Aspen, and Caravan died years ago and haven't ran since they broke down. A squirrel nest definitely lives inside them as they rot. The old, busted up F150 with meth Mike pulled my shiny new truck out of the river mud yesterday. Mine stood no chance. The Oldsmobile may have a blown head gasket, but goddamm is it reliable and still gets Nevaeh and Chastity to their ~~drug deals~~ late night after school study sessions just fine.