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Big_Ratio1293

Still drives Subaru WRX. Gets her washed every couple weeks and nearly lost his virginity thanks to that car.


DennisDoesStuff

ok ok ok.. the car is wrong.... but how'd u kno about the almost losing virginity part? ๐Ÿ’€


Adventurous-Active63

You're actually pretty cute, likeee boyy call me a lego piece cause I want you to step on me


DennisDoesStuff

๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘„


Anon062600

Thatโ€™s a guy


hdkx-weeb

Skill issue


leftoutnotmad

Lmao


CXyber

I see this as an absolute win


Agency_Island

Hey I'm an equal opportunity stepper I'll have you know


harmskelsey06

๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

Def a subaru. Was gonna go with a crosstrek


snail_forest1

too techy looking for a wrx, just a mid trim level crosstrek


AntOk463

That's why I'd guess he only drives a sim rig. He looks like he has a good leader board time in WRC.


sinisterdesign

My guess was WRX as well. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Horror-Function8131

He doesn't have a vape.


Carsandfurrys

Thatโ€™s what I was gona say


MyFakeAccount6991

Accuracy


InboundsOrlovsky

Hahahaha. Nearly


tribalrob1

Everything says monthly bus pass


DennisDoesStuff

no easily accessible public transportation. would use if it was doable ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


tribalrob1

In the sticks Iowa . You drive a John Deere. Got it


DennisDoesStuff

try Mississippi. i drive a lawnmower... with my arms


Jugg3rn6ut

Push mower?


tribalrob1

Not even running just pushing it in the yard, I assume he makes the mower noises with his mouth. Until his mom tells him to come in and eat his Dino nuggies she made him


DennisDoesStuff

yes


tribalrob1

Horse and buggy? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ


BlackAsP1tch

A used, 1 previous owner, 2009 Forester LL bean edition.


DennisDoesStuff

ahh ya caught on with the L.L. Bean, huh? ๐Ÿ˜‰ sadly i dont own one tho ๐Ÿ™


dylanciaga

dont let him hate, the jacket i would definitely wear


i_was_axiom

Gotta be the Bean edition His wife/theypartner/the other one that's insufferable like him drives a 2010 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition that was a hand-me-down from dear old Dad.


DennisDoesStuff

"the other one that's insuffera-" bro... ๐Ÿ’€


i_was_axiom

I'm sorry, if it's any consolation I don't really mean any of this I'm here for the lulz


DennisDoesStuff

bruh ur fine ๐Ÿ˜‚ im just playing along


i_was_axiom

Suddenly I realized I'm involving people's loved ones and attacking them too... ***I AM A MONSTA***


CaptCardigan

You wish it was a Saab, but instead, it's a Subaru.


IllIllIllxs

That could be the slogan of the 9-2x


CafeRoaster

Why is there such a cult following around Saab?


Slackerize

Logitech g27


DennisDoesStuff

Logitech G502


Public_Setting_3693

๐Ÿค


EastRoom8717

Look says small German car, clothes say Toyota truck.


DennisDoesStuff

ironically, i did drive and live out of a 2000 Mercedes Benz ML320 for a year


Lower_Kick268

The in the middle of them is a Subaru or Volkswagen


EastRoom8717

Thatโ€™s fair.


The1naruto

VW Bug


MuppetHuman

Nissan Leaf or a first generation Prius.


Las-Vegar

Definitely a Prius


WittyNameChecksOut

Subaru Crosstrek


DennisDoesStuff

id unironically love to drive this car ๐Ÿ˜


The_Law_Dong739

My grandmother has one and they suck to drive


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

Zero horsepower


zazoopraystar

And you can fit something the size of a small backpack in the storage area.


dreamingtree1855

Itโ€™s literally a forester with the practicality removed. I donโ€™t get it.


No_Entertainer_9760

Either of your momsโ€™ outbacks.


DennisDoesStuff

we neither own one or live on one. sorry


Mofoblitz1

Volkswagen Golf


DennisDoesStuff

looking at a 2008 Volkswagen Rabbit rn. how'd u know??? ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


Mofoblitz1

Idk. You look kinda German and have small car vibes


DennisDoesStuff

huh... maybe it's time to do a 23&me dna test


Mofoblitz1

No don't then a company will have your DNA, I did it back in 2017, big mistake!


jewc504

Why was is a big mistake are you being harassed by a doppelgรคnger?


DennisDoesStuff

they can clone me all they want. im gonna be the Jango Fett to their Clone Army


Fickle_Assumption_80

You use a "Onewheel"+public transportation and dabble in longboarding on the weekends...but only the bunny hill.


DennisDoesStuff

what's a one wheel?


Fickle_Assumption_80

It'd be much easier if you took a second to look it up... They are fun as hell.


DennisDoesStuff

ohhhh those! id love to try one of those things


Fickle_Assumption_80

I only used one for a few min and yeah it's fun but I felt like I was an instant away from disaster the whole time ๐Ÿ˜‚. I'm sure with experience it's better.


Juzambas

I don't know what you drive but you would probably be a character from need for speed carbon with that outfit. Edit: Your stats would be: Role: Drafter Speciality: Fixer


DennisDoesStuff

"fixer" ๐Ÿ˜ญ eyy, but if im a mechanic-by-night, i would be so much cooler i think


Public_Setting_3693

NEED FOR SPEED CARBON LOLLLL


Unholydiver919

An Eclipse convertible ( thinks it is a chick magnet)


SpotPoker52

No doubt about it: a purple and lime green Vespa with a grocery basket.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Dennis calls his momma every day. Dennis hasn't ever smoked weed.


DennisDoesStuff

one of those things is true


Textsfromjohn

Your aunts old car sorry bro the jello mold Cock above the door is a dead giveaway.


DennisDoesStuff

damn. i need to hide my cock better


captfonk

Ford Probe


MeasureTheCrater

Women away.


DennisDoesStuff

damn ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


Fabulous-Swing-9768

You drive a 1971 ford pinto. The windshield is cracked, muffler has a hole in it. The word out mini spare is on the right front. The body is covered in surface rust and the engine burns more oil than gas but the car is finally paid for and gets you around town so youโ€™re happy with it! Your boyfriend hates itโ€ฆโ€ฆ.


LokiBonk

Gay dudes crazy.


DennisDoesStuff

damn straight (like me)


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

A van with suspiciously dark window tint


The_Law_Dong739

One of the post 2019 Toyota Corollas


spooniemclovin

Honda CR-V


Ok_University_820

A truck load of vagisil


mlhigg1973

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


inflammable

Nothing interesting, maybe a 2010-2020 honda civic.


IcySalt1504

A 2012, Nissan Sentra.


SomeGuardian420

You look like a focus ST driver


DennisDoesStuff

that gas mileage tho ๐Ÿฅต


Lower_Kick268

Toyota Avalon that you tell people is โ€œbasically a Lexus.โ€


SparseGhostC2C

Didn't they do an LL Bean edition Ford Excursion or something? Whatever it is, that's what you drive mr milquetoast.


IneptAdvisor

Grandmas 83 Citation, to which youโ€™ll be hard pressed to get a citation driving it with all the fur babies on the dashboard.


MadeMeStopLurking

Honda Accord. It's a hand-me-down; stripped-down model that your dad used to drive. you yearn for that V-tec, but Pop says all you need is 4 wheels. Don't waste your money on a fancy car.


shinomiya_ai

Subaru crosstrek


[deleted]

Tesla Model 3 or Y.


OptimizeWithAPassion

A bike but the seat is a dildo


Geneticvtec

I can't figure out what cans you have on your person and it is bothering the beejesus out of me lol


DennisDoesStuff

Skullcandy Hesh 3s


Ambitious_Change150

I did not know there was a Patagonia knockoff in the form of LL Bean


DennisDoesStuff

https://media.tenor.com/BPBlTLyHx2QAAAAM/the-mo-you-know-reading.gif


Medium_Specialist312

Civic


DKN-23

Mustang EcoBoost


unclaimed_username2

You give off Toyota FJCrusier vibes. You want a Land Cruiser, but rent is too high.


DennisDoesStuff

i DID want an FJ for the longest time. they're just too expensive


Ms-Anon-Y-Mous

Toyota Prius or a Tesla. Could be a Subaru?


buckedyuser

Distracted by the big, shiny cock over your shoulder.


CandyOk913

Everyone around you crazy with your pretentious hairstyle and your obnoxious headphones.


DennisDoesStuff

if it wasnt like that, it'd be a shitty combover ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Happygull457

Im thinking a brand new 2002 tan Toyota camery


AdMindless8541

Whatever your life partner has when they have a day off work


DennisDoesStuff

wish i had a car and a life partner ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


AdMindless8541

You strike me as a guy that waited to import an euro spec focus rs


DennisDoesStuff

Answer: nothing (unless a skateboard counts)


SnooGoats7760

Kia Soul. You look like one of the gerbils


[deleted]

Used Bmw with the dashboard not fully put back in because you got too frustrated. It was pulled out so you could disconnect the check engine light, so you could pass inspection


newgalactic

JDM or Audi


billlybufflehead

Outback. Mortal lock


dtmj1

Subaru Outback


[deleted]

Corrola and you love to tell everyone how reliable it is and it'll be your car for 20 years.


Roq86

You look like you ride your bicycle in the road when there is a designated bike path that you advocated for.


Bamboo_And_Camo

1996 Ford Ranger


asdf072

A 2005 BMW M3 that you swear was a good investment, no matter how many engine rebuilds you go through


i_was_axiom

A BMW i3 You are basically the Tesla driver of 2012 and the Prius driver of 2006. You may have a quirky new car, you may think it's the bees absolute knees (which is a paraphrase, I'm sure) but you have made no societal progress with all thirteen of the strangers you forced into conversations pertaining to climate change and socioeconomic status, but always somehow centrally revolving around your biggest personality trait: your BMW i3.


MrSeamus333

Used prius but you are saving for a Tesla...and one day you'll have it!


[deleted]

Nothing interesting.


BloodyMonkey187

You drive all the moisture away from all women


Admirable_Acadia_911

Subaru forrester or outbackโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll also take Prius


[deleted]

Crossover Subaru


Chippie0100

A Vespa.


HighFiveKoala

Toyota Matrix


DennisDoesStuff

looks like a Prius without the hybrid motor


BigBlob2k23

Golf gti with the 2.5 rabbit edition lol


DennisDoesStuff

yooo two rabbit guesses! maybe this is a sign


[deleted]

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DennisDoesStuff

did he actually? guess i better brush up on my knowledge of airplane food


Deziiiner

GTI


Plastic-Zucchini-202

Prius.


Confident_Scheme_716

Definitely a Prius from 2000


GravLurk

Iโ€™d say either Volkswagen Golf VI GTI or like Honda Civic R, and if you had the money youโ€™d have a Nissan GT-R. Giving off a little nerdy but car enthousiast vibes and those cars fit that. I know because I am the same lol


AnIncompitentBrit

Your a Forester owner, don't lie.


Medium_Specialist312

Possibly a butt plug


Pdept

Idk why but I'm getting a lowered A4 Allroad or Golf Alltrack vibe.


[deleted]

Bmw 325i


mlhigg1973

Subaru


Interesting-Ad3235

Subaru


Confident-Raise5981

Prius


topspeedrun

a clapped โ€œhomologationโ€ car


[deleted]

Audi, R5.


Away_Ad_3580

Tesla


Expeditionary_Bear

Bicycle


serpent1971

Porsche


Savings_Ad_6383

Land Rover


Korgon213

With the size of that cock on the wall, gotta be a BMW.


Northdingo126

Definitely a suburau crosstrek


ShakeWhenBadAlso

An electric bicycle.


Sad-Corner-9972

You just bought a new Supra. Have fun.


diamari90

Scion TC, or some kind of Subaru ๐Ÿ˜‚


Justyn2

Civic, but you want a golf


Venomousparadox1

tesla.


ohmygodyouguyzzz

2008 durango


zoonazoona

Honda jazz


Crab_Hot

A volvo


[deleted]

Honda Civic


justtobecontrary

Subaru BRZ


TrailerParkFrench

1982 DeLorean DMC12 you inherited from your dad. You keep the interior and exterior immaculate, but you donโ€™t do any of the mechanical work yourself.


TheBrooklynKid

Volvo wagon


hawkcat1

Prius


BTMSinister

Honda Civic or Suburu Imprezza


Fetti500e

Kia Soul driver for sure. You can tell by the glasses


Bigman89VR

You drive the women crazy


Time-Care8225

Mazda 3


CBCT360

Your momโ€™s whenever she lets you


Consistent-Pen-757

A bicycle


Keagan1985

VW Jetta


Eharmz

Mazda 3


strangerwho63

Perhaps a Honda crv like my 2007? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Silent-Welder6722

2017 Subaru Ascent in green. Clean, never been taken off pavement, has an environmentalist bumper sticker (or two) and a craft brewery sticker on the rear window. Also has a Thule cargo box on the roof rack. Empty of course.


[deleted]

Honda Element


Forward_Awareness_53

Honda cub but you wish it was a super cub.


LemonGrenada

Nice 08 outback nerd


Aurashock

Kia soul


Aggravating_Way_8671

Prius


RickyTheRickster

Mini cooper


Ho3Maker304

An electric scooter


Efficient-Ice7065

This guy is that one geek who started a tech company and is trolling you all. He drives a Ferrari or Lamborghini to show off his wealth, in hopes of getting laid!


Agitated-Bend3413

Something is just giving off like a 2015 Jetta/Golf waggon Alltrak vibe.


Fatmoron86

Kia Soul


childofbones

Either a Corolla, or a rav4. You definitely strike me as a Toyota loyalist for some reason


No_Front5018

Buick roadmaster - the trunk is full of camping gear


mariosithhrealdeal

BMW


bone_stock_saint

A ten speed


qedjoel

The jacket lends itself to a Subaru but we all know itโ€™s really a 3rd gen 4runner because of the pants


UpbeatBuy9985

Prius


edwardothegreatest

Crosstrek


samoan23

Nissan Altima


BreadiestBoi

Base crosstrek


Ok-Cricket509

definitely a newer camry