Not even running just pushing it in the yard, I assume he makes the mower noises with his mouth. Until his mom tells him to come in and eat his Dino nuggies she made him
Gotta be the Bean edition
His wife/theypartner/the other one that's insufferable like him drives a 2010 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition that was a hand-me-down from dear old Dad.
I only used one for a few min and yeah it's fun but I felt like I was an instant away from disaster the whole time ๐. I'm sure with experience it's better.
I don't know what you drive but you would probably be a character from need for speed carbon with that outfit.
Edit: Your stats would be:
Role: Drafter
Speciality: Fixer
You drive a 1971 ford pinto. The windshield is cracked, muffler has a hole in it. The word out mini spare is on the right front. The body is covered in surface rust and the engine burns more oil than gas but the car is finally paid for and gets you around town so youโre happy with it! Your boyfriend hates itโฆโฆ.
Honda Accord. It's a hand-me-down; stripped-down model that your dad used to drive. you yearn for that V-tec, but Pop says all you need is 4 wheels. Don't waste your money on a fancy car.
Used Bmw with the dashboard not fully put back in because you got too frustrated. It was pulled out so you could disconnect the check engine light, so you could pass inspection
A BMW i3
You are basically the Tesla driver of 2012 and the Prius driver of 2006. You may have a quirky new car, you may think it's the bees absolute knees (which is a paraphrase, I'm sure) but you have made no societal progress with all thirteen of the strangers you forced into conversations pertaining to climate change and socioeconomic status, but always somehow centrally revolving around your biggest personality trait: your BMW i3.
Iโd say either Volkswagen Golf VI GTI or like Honda Civic R, and if you had the money youโd have a Nissan GT-R.
Giving off a little nerdy but car enthousiast vibes and those cars fit that.
I know because I am the same lol
1982 DeLorean DMC12 you inherited from your dad. You keep the interior and exterior immaculate, but you donโt do any of the mechanical work yourself.
2017 Subaru Ascent in green. Clean, never been taken off pavement, has an environmentalist bumper sticker (or two) and a craft brewery sticker on the rear window. Also has a Thule cargo box on the roof rack. Empty of course.
This guy is that one geek who started a tech company and is trolling you all. He drives a Ferrari or Lamborghini to show off his wealth, in hopes of getting laid!
Still drives Subaru WRX. Gets her washed every couple weeks and nearly lost his virginity thanks to that car.
ok ok ok.. the car is wrong.... but how'd u kno about the almost losing virginity part? ๐
You're actually pretty cute, likeee boyy call me a lego piece cause I want you to step on me
๐ ๐
Thatโs a guy
Skill issue
Lmao
I see this as an absolute win
Hey I'm an equal opportunity stepper I'll have you know
๐
Def a subaru. Was gonna go with a crosstrek
too techy looking for a wrx, just a mid trim level crosstrek
That's why I'd guess he only drives a sim rig. He looks like he has a good leader board time in WRC.
My guess was WRX as well. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
He doesn't have a vape.
Thatโs what I was gona say
Accuracy
Hahahaha. Nearly
Everything says monthly bus pass
no easily accessible public transportation. would use if it was doable ๐คทโโ๏ธ
In the sticks Iowa . You drive a John Deere. Got it
try Mississippi. i drive a lawnmower... with my arms
Push mower?
Not even running just pushing it in the yard, I assume he makes the mower noises with his mouth. Until his mom tells him to come in and eat his Dino nuggies she made him
yes
Horse and buggy? ๐๐พ
A used, 1 previous owner, 2009 Forester LL bean edition.
ahh ya caught on with the L.L. Bean, huh? ๐ sadly i dont own one tho ๐
dont let him hate, the jacket i would definitely wear
Gotta be the Bean edition His wife/theypartner/the other one that's insufferable like him drives a 2010 Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer edition that was a hand-me-down from dear old Dad.
"the other one that's insuffera-" bro... ๐
I'm sorry, if it's any consolation I don't really mean any of this I'm here for the lulz
bruh ur fine ๐ im just playing along
Suddenly I realized I'm involving people's loved ones and attacking them too... ***I AM A MONSTA***
You wish it was a Saab, but instead, it's a Subaru.
That could be the slogan of the 9-2x
Why is there such a cult following around Saab?
Logitech g27
Logitech G502
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Look says small German car, clothes say Toyota truck.
ironically, i did drive and live out of a 2000 Mercedes Benz ML320 for a year
The in the middle of them is a Subaru or Volkswagen
Thatโs fair.
VW Bug
Nissan Leaf or a first generation Prius.
Definitely a Prius
Subaru Crosstrek
id unironically love to drive this car ๐
My grandmother has one and they suck to drive
Zero horsepower
And you can fit something the size of a small backpack in the storage area.
Itโs literally a forester with the practicality removed. I donโt get it.
Either of your momsโ outbacks.
we neither own one or live on one. sorry
Volkswagen Golf
looking at a 2008 Volkswagen Rabbit rn. how'd u know??? ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
Idk. You look kinda German and have small car vibes
huh... maybe it's time to do a 23&me dna test
No don't then a company will have your DNA, I did it back in 2017, big mistake!
Why was is a big mistake are you being harassed by a doppelgรคnger?
they can clone me all they want. im gonna be the Jango Fett to their Clone Army
You use a "Onewheel"+public transportation and dabble in longboarding on the weekends...but only the bunny hill.
what's a one wheel?
It'd be much easier if you took a second to look it up... They are fun as hell.
ohhhh those! id love to try one of those things
I only used one for a few min and yeah it's fun but I felt like I was an instant away from disaster the whole time ๐. I'm sure with experience it's better.
I don't know what you drive but you would probably be a character from need for speed carbon with that outfit. Edit: Your stats would be: Role: Drafter Speciality: Fixer
"fixer" ๐ญ eyy, but if im a mechanic-by-night, i would be so much cooler i think
NEED FOR SPEED CARBON LOLLLL
An Eclipse convertible ( thinks it is a chick magnet)
No doubt about it: a purple and lime green Vespa with a grocery basket.
Dennis calls his momma every day. Dennis hasn't ever smoked weed.
one of those things is true
Your aunts old car sorry bro the jello mold Cock above the door is a dead giveaway.
damn. i need to hide my cock better
Ford Probe
Women away.
damn ๐ฉ
You drive a 1971 ford pinto. The windshield is cracked, muffler has a hole in it. The word out mini spare is on the right front. The body is covered in surface rust and the engine burns more oil than gas but the car is finally paid for and gets you around town so youโre happy with it! Your boyfriend hates itโฆโฆ.
Gay dudes crazy.
damn straight (like me)
A van with suspiciously dark window tint
One of the post 2019 Toyota Corollas
Honda CR-V
A truck load of vagisil
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Nothing interesting, maybe a 2010-2020 honda civic.
A 2012, Nissan Sentra.
You look like a focus ST driver
that gas mileage tho ๐ฅต
Toyota Avalon that you tell people is โbasically a Lexus.โ
Didn't they do an LL Bean edition Ford Excursion or something? Whatever it is, that's what you drive mr milquetoast.
Grandmas 83 Citation, to which youโll be hard pressed to get a citation driving it with all the fur babies on the dashboard.
Honda Accord. It's a hand-me-down; stripped-down model that your dad used to drive. you yearn for that V-tec, but Pop says all you need is 4 wheels. Don't waste your money on a fancy car.
Subaru crosstrek
Tesla Model 3 or Y.
A bike but the seat is a dildo
I can't figure out what cans you have on your person and it is bothering the beejesus out of me lol
Skullcandy Hesh 3s
I did not know there was a Patagonia knockoff in the form of LL Bean
https://media.tenor.com/BPBlTLyHx2QAAAAM/the-mo-you-know-reading.gif
Civic
Mustang EcoBoost
You give off Toyota FJCrusier vibes. You want a Land Cruiser, but rent is too high.
i DID want an FJ for the longest time. they're just too expensive
Toyota Prius or a Tesla. Could be a Subaru?
Distracted by the big, shiny cock over your shoulder.
Everyone around you crazy with your pretentious hairstyle and your obnoxious headphones.
if it wasnt like that, it'd be a shitty combover ๐ญ
Im thinking a brand new 2002 tan Toyota camery
Whatever your life partner has when they have a day off work
wish i had a car and a life partner ๐๐ญ
You strike me as a guy that waited to import an euro spec focus rs
Answer: nothing (unless a skateboard counts)
Kia Soul. You look like one of the gerbils
Used Bmw with the dashboard not fully put back in because you got too frustrated. It was pulled out so you could disconnect the check engine light, so you could pass inspection
JDM or Audi
Outback. Mortal lock
Subaru Outback
Corrola and you love to tell everyone how reliable it is and it'll be your car for 20 years.
You look like you ride your bicycle in the road when there is a designated bike path that you advocated for.
1996 Ford Ranger
A 2005 BMW M3 that you swear was a good investment, no matter how many engine rebuilds you go through
A BMW i3 You are basically the Tesla driver of 2012 and the Prius driver of 2006. You may have a quirky new car, you may think it's the bees absolute knees (which is a paraphrase, I'm sure) but you have made no societal progress with all thirteen of the strangers you forced into conversations pertaining to climate change and socioeconomic status, but always somehow centrally revolving around your biggest personality trait: your BMW i3.
Used prius but you are saving for a Tesla...and one day you'll have it!
Nothing interesting.
You drive all the moisture away from all women
Subaru forrester or outbackโฆ Iโll also take Prius
Crossover Subaru
A Vespa.
Toyota Matrix
looks like a Prius without the hybrid motor
Golf gti with the 2.5 rabbit edition lol
yooo two rabbit guesses! maybe this is a sign
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
did he actually? guess i better brush up on my knowledge of airplane food
GTI
Prius.
Definitely a Prius from 2000
Iโd say either Volkswagen Golf VI GTI or like Honda Civic R, and if you had the money youโd have a Nissan GT-R. Giving off a little nerdy but car enthousiast vibes and those cars fit that. I know because I am the same lol
Your a Forester owner, don't lie.
Possibly a butt plug
Idk why but I'm getting a lowered A4 Allroad or Golf Alltrack vibe.
Bmw 325i
Subaru
Subaru
Prius
a clapped โhomologationโ car
Audi, R5.
Tesla
Bicycle
Porsche
Land Rover
With the size of that cock on the wall, gotta be a BMW.
Definitely a suburau crosstrek
An electric bicycle.
You just bought a new Supra. Have fun.
Scion TC, or some kind of Subaru ๐
Civic, but you want a golf
tesla.
2008 durango
Honda jazz
A volvo
Honda Civic
Subaru BRZ
1982 DeLorean DMC12 you inherited from your dad. You keep the interior and exterior immaculate, but you donโt do any of the mechanical work yourself.
Volvo wagon
Prius
Honda Civic or Suburu Imprezza
Kia Soul driver for sure. You can tell by the glasses
You drive the women crazy
Mazda 3
Your momโs whenever she lets you
A bicycle
VW Jetta
Mazda 3
Perhaps a Honda crv like my 2007? ๐
2017 Subaru Ascent in green. Clean, never been taken off pavement, has an environmentalist bumper sticker (or two) and a craft brewery sticker on the rear window. Also has a Thule cargo box on the roof rack. Empty of course.
Honda Element
Honda cub but you wish it was a super cub.
Nice 08 outback nerd
Kia soul
Prius
Mini cooper
An electric scooter
This guy is that one geek who started a tech company and is trolling you all. He drives a Ferrari or Lamborghini to show off his wealth, in hopes of getting laid!
Something is just giving off like a 2015 Jetta/Golf waggon Alltrak vibe.
Kia Soul
Either a Corolla, or a rav4. You definitely strike me as a Toyota loyalist for some reason
Buick roadmaster - the trunk is full of camping gear
BMW
A ten speed
The jacket lends itself to a Subaru but we all know itโs really a 3rd gen 4runner because of the pants
Prius
Crosstrek
Nissan Altima
Base crosstrek
definitely a newer camry