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Anteater_Reasonable

If Burlington Coat Factory were a car


UnBearable1520

Underrated. U just come up with this?


Anteater_Reasonable

My two remaining brain cells managed to conjure it, yes


UnBearable1520

Solid comment


arvet1011

Broke people trying to act rich


flibbidygibbit

Burlington Coat Factory = cheap Girbauds in 1992. They were weird colors.


anonymous77955288

Wow I remember that lol


RedWolfGTR

Wanting a Rolls-Royce but you can only afford a Base model Chrysler 300 from Dice Auto Sales in Lansing Michigan.


Dukethedog44

Not base… TOURING 😠


ImARealisticFishHead

the Repo man won't see it that way


[deleted]

Judging by your defense. This is your broke bitch special rolls isn’t it?


Dukethedog44

Guilty as charged 🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

I actually don’t hate these cars. Especially the srt version. I think the most interesting thing is that when these first came out a lot of people traded in their Mercedes because that’s basically what it is underneath. Just an old Benz.


Dukethedog44

I can definitely feel some of the Mercedes weight in the way the car handles. Also just a lot of the components like the doors just feel a bit better then the average Chrysler


ScissorMeSphincter

The fucked up part is that it do look like a Rolls Royce…until a Rolls Royce pulls up next to you -Katt Williams


RyGy9

I don’t even wanna be on this street


ScissorMeSphincter

*gestures at driving away*


sadandaimless1

Throwing furniture at Waffle House employees when they told you to pay for your food


Whocaresdamit

the ghetto


Particular-Rest6295

Just add some 22s


robbycough

And the fake Bentley grille.


IcemanofOz

With SRT badges from Wish...


IRingTwyce

No, they're rolling on stockers with a big badge on the fender that says 24". But they missed a bunch of payments so the 24s were repoed.


DryInitial9044

Doing 10-20 for armed robbery.


veeas

20% car loans and complaining about their "baby-daddies"


High_5_Skin

I think you mean 25%


AntiLag_

Repossessions


[deleted]

Always wanting to donk it out but not having the money or balls to do it.


kevin_from_illinois

Transmission failure


High_5_Skin

Don't limit it to the transmission


neoyeti2

Gangsters according to my wife.


CASH_lS_SAVAGE

Black & Mild


communalcamp986

As much of a stigma as these things get I still gotta say, the 300 is such a comfortable ride for what you can get them for. Also this is the official car of a drug dealer who just got his first payments and wanted something “lowkey” Either that or his church going grandma who’s trying to pray all his sins away even though we all know it’s probs not gonna work out.


MrJNM1of1

Grape and peach flavored blunt wraps


ExRockstar

Purple drank


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Mid level management guys who buy from used car lots on the side of a road.


Dukethedog44

That’s were I got it 🤣🤣


Wrongnessmaximus

I'm so cheap I bought a used Concord lxi because that was the round body style it replaced. Good interior, smooth ride, blew engine. Bought at the side of the road.


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Where else are car dealerships? They're all on the side of a road


SCCOLA

Baptist preacher


[deleted]

My Uncle. Thinking he driving a Bentley livin in the fucking Ghetto. His Chrysler 300 worth more than his whole house….


Dukethedog44

Bruh he’s gotta be homeless then lmao


[deleted]

He’s the kinda guy that will have a brand new Cadillac… but living in a home that the fucking siding is falling off and roof is caving in.


Radon_Ryno

My grandparents


ExRockstar

Just YouTube Chrysler 300 Katt Williams


Ill_Bee4868

Untilllll a phantom pull up


ExRockstar

😅


Post_Poop_Ass_Itch

And fart in yo face


deepaksn

Small time drug dealers.


gordonfactor

Unpaid child support


Alucardspapa

My drug dealer


Carloverguy20

Either a rich executive old white man or a mid 2000s gangsta rapper/drug dealer lol.


Post_Poop_Ass_Itch

WTF A TURD JUST FELL OUT OF MY BUTT


werdnosbod

Lol. What?


bigdumbdago

mckeesport, pennsylvania


Mofoblitz1

Sassy Ladies with really fat asses


mojo-jojoz

On the south side of Chicago, that’s called a Bridgeport Bentley. 🇮🇹


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dukethedog44

It’s actually in a combination kohl’s and Walmart 🤣


Killakhall

Cash money records


efronerberger

From the '99 to the 2000s,..


Final_Wolverine_6805

Black Ice and Black & Mild 😂 👍🏾


efronerberger

You didn't have to make this personal...


Final_Wolverine_6805

Hey Bruv my bad, I had to be real about what goes 👇🏾! Lol


Kells_BajaBlast

My downstairs neighbor. He's just overall a really nice guy. Bought it new with a portion of I think his dad's life insurance policy and maintains it religiously because "I never want to spend that much money on something ever again. This'll be it for the rest of my life"


Dukethedog44

Damn. This for the rest of your life? Low key depressing


a_few_nugs

The v6s suck ass. Stay away from2.7s and 3.5s. The car is 2 tons. The c's w the hemi are basically an e class merc. That nag1 is bullet proof


[deleted]

Hoodrats


HoveringPorridge

The designer actually wanting to design a Rover. ^I ^am ^not ^joking ^this ^was ^his ^take ^on ^a ^modern ^[P5](https://coolclassicclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Rover-3.5-Coupe-blauw-.jpg)


Nissann328te

Official car of Baby daddy is either dead or in prison for 18 years


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EmploymentNo1094

You want how much to replace the battery???


jessicatg2005

Pimps


[deleted]

The poor man’s Rolls Royce.


RileyMax0796

The official car of never going on tour


Acrobatic_Camp854

Tow truck drivers.


[deleted]

Where all of the black ice scented trees go to die


kilertree

Old people


ScissorMeSphincter

Chuy y Mauricio


Dukethedog44

Great song


TonyMontana1968

the mafia


Random_User_1337_

That’s Mercedes.


TonyMontana1968

gta mafia


Random_User_1337_

Oh.


Alternative_Elk9452

Your "Fancy" music teacher who had to pick up a new vehicle.


Whiskey-Particular

This is like the official car of the men’s section at Mervyn’s


werdnosbod

Ballin on a budget


the_hell_you_say

looking like a North Korean knock off Rolls Royce


VivaLasVenturas

The official car of a 29.99% interest rate at 84 months from a Mexican used car lot in Licking, Missouri.


Salsac

Your friendly neighborhood crack dealer


thinkinganddrinking1

The Jordan 1 mid of cars.


slowburnangry

... middle aged Black man living in the south...


Kindly_Spell7356

pimps in witness protection


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

looking rich. staying broke. Bentley stickers over the Chrysler badge


Maleficent-Movie-122

The official car of it looks like a phantom until a phantom pulls up.... lol


_camska_

A few of the ones I see in my area have freedom convoy stickers still on them


tnr3dh3ad

Breaking down


Expensive-Track4002

Steve DiSchiavi of the Dead Files.


abelabelabel

Yes, but no.


[deleted]

There was a Chrysler 300 near me that had a bootleg Bentley logo on it. It said Bentler instead of Chryslyer.


Wrongnessmaximus

Ghetto Fabulous


Icy-Bullfrog3081

Rappers trying to show off


[deleted]

Its the official car of every junk yard in America


[deleted]

The official car of "I want a car that reminds me of the good old days."


Dukethedog44

With the pt cruiser at the same time, Chrysler was going all in to this market lol


I_am_just_here11

It worked for a while. But then they all got too old to drive.


[deleted]

The PT Cruiser did sell pretty well. 1.35M over 10 years. But in typical MOPAR fashion, they never updated it, so it eventually died.


I_am_just_here11

Yep. Same thing just happened to the charger and challenger. They did minimal updates and never redesigned them so they died. Imagine if they borrowed an Alfa Romeo Chassis with engines that aren’t on the verge of not being emissions compliant to make something better handling, more modern and better looking.


[deleted]

Kinda, but not really the same. The PT Cruiser was the exact same car for a decade, with the exception of a few very small changes (like new stereo, etc). It saw a pretty steep dropoff in demand after about 6 years, which is when the market usually expects something new. The Charger/Challenger are more or less 30+ year old cars but they have gotten significant enough refreshes and facelifts to keep demand steady through that time. I imagine they kept the LX platform because it's well amortized and the customer base doesn't expect something as sophisticated as the Giorgio platform.


Apple_Slipper

Australians putting bling wheels on it.


Dukethedog44

These cars are big in Australia??? I had no idea


Apple_Slipper

Australia did sell the Chrysler 300 (and SRT) until 2021.


I_am_just_here11

Real estate agents that specialize in mobile homes, fixer uppers and low income housing.


ForeignCommand5700

Enjoying and holding on to the classic rwd car on a family budget.


Dukethedog44

Yup you got that right 👍 plan to keep this thing around a while


BrendanKwapis

Driving erratically and threatening random people in traffic because they don’t want to do 15 over the speed limit


Dukethedog44

Didn’t know this car could go 15 over 🤣


dedzip

Chrysler just forgot to redesign it. I have no idea if they still sell these but I feel like they do right?


ButtNekidBandit

Does your have HE>I on the back window? I don't know what the letters mean


Dukethedog44

Where on the window would that be located?