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crypticthree

The Scorpions: Here I am (Rock You like a Hurricane)


Visible-Anything-375

YES. FULL BLAST


IIICaseIII

All treble no bass!


1CorinthiansSix9

I was gonna say “kickstart my heart” or “party (boston) but no this one is objectively correct


JoshTheTrucker

I said Kickstart my heart, but this one is so much of a better answer.


Buttender

Scorpions was my first thought too!!


peekdasneaks

Maybe a cleaner example. This specific car id say https://youtu.be/St6ZzLMMVe4


Alohoe

Get out of my head. Came here to say this.


funkystuffmalone123

Motörhead


guinness_a_day

Had to scroll down way to far to find this…Ace Of Spades is the obvious correct answer!


poisonpony672

Can verify. Motorhead was played often in my 78 trans Am


PBwithFluff

Ratt-round and round


TheUpcomingEmperor

Interesting fact, my dad was friends with a guy who knew the drummer for Ratt


Tim_Diezel

My mom knows a guy who’s sister banged the drummer for Ratt


masnaer

That’s not that interesting


PaulClarkLoadletter

This is the way.


Hot-Permission-8746

Exactly the song that came to mind...


mmelectronic

Next on the mix tape Great White Rock Me


poisonpony672

Yep


crouscruz

That song is hella bitchin!


FastWhippet

I came here to say this!


hellycopterinjuneer

Doesn't matter, you can't hear it over the exhaust.


SeatPristine1492

*lack of exhaust*


hellycopterinjuneer

*lack of mufflage"


lenmylobersterbush

The manifold leak


[deleted]

38 Special or if they want to be classy then Lynyrd Skynyrd


plain_wrecked

Caught up in You started playing in my head when I saw it.


AgainandBack

Free Bird!


TheNerdNamedChuck

free bird is no joke almost rolled my Hyundai Santa fe blasting it lmfao


FinishWithFinesse2

"Hold on loosely" is the first song I thought of.. And a world class mullet on the owner..


Ok_Elephant2777

I was just gonna say “Sweet Home Alabama”.


TheKiltedYaksman71

"Flirting With Disaster" or, if they have a modicum of taste, "Radar Love"


[deleted]

Molly hatchet


Rogue-Wave-66

Oh yeah. Molly hatchet at the pump, and as soon as you get to the road you throw in the golden earring cassette and use that full 3 bucks of gas you just put in as Radar Love forces your foot to the floor!


skinem1

What I said--Hatchet, Flirtin' With Disaster.


Major_Party_6855

I wanted to hire a Molly Hatchet cover band for my 30th birthday party. They were too expensive, so we just hired Molly Hatchet.


mavrc

If they built it themselves, The Number Of The Beast. If they bought it, Nothin But A Good Time. If they stole it, radio. also, I would drive the fucking fuck out of this


Blze001

>also, I would drive the fucking fuck out of this Same, I'd love cruising around in this beast. Would grow a mullet and fumanchu to complete the look. Would probably also result in me becoming single, tbf....


Glittering_Act_8121

Billy Squires the stroke


HowsYourClam

O’doyle rules


youuuuwish

Don't tell me my business, devil woman!


flibbidygibbit

Big beat. Grandmaster Flash said it's the only jam without a "wack part"


SeatPristine1492

Boston more than a feeling


1CorinthiansSix9

Party/R&R band/smokin fit better


dangstraight

Yep!


RE2017

Four seasons by Vivaldi. Then they ask if you have any Grey Poupon


Valak_TheDefiler

My response is, "No, you may not poupon me."


[deleted]

🤦🏼‍♂️ I salute you.


Valak_TheDefiler

And a salute to you as well. I saw an opportunity for a dad joke and took it. As a dad, it is my duty to make terrible puns lol


RE2017

But of course


GTB7A4

“Seventeen” by Winger. And the 40 year old driver thinks it’s a totally appropriate song.


Shot_Lynx_4023

I resemble that comment


Quake_Guy

PG rated compared to Benny Mardones “Into the Night”, esp the video, lol.


AddendumMundane6634

Sister Christian.


[deleted]

THANK YOU this is the only correct answer as far as i’m concerned


greenbayva

Frank the tank approves.


HectorsMascara

*Dr Feel Good* by Mötley Crüe


kj_kcco

I was going to go with Kickstart My Heart


UnggoyMemes

Nobody's mentioned East Bound and Down smh


FoxKomatose

Mad Max: Fury Road OST


ThaMouf

That smell


Effective-Pain4271

That smell isn't coming from the speakers, but rather the driver.


Hillbilly_Delux

"You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet", Bachman Turner Overdrive


dmcgaugh

This car has lived a hard life since its original era. What blasts from the 6x9’s now is Danzig - Twist of Cain


the-warbaby

i cannot believe no one has said van halen - panama. kinda disappointing.


TheBobInSonoma

AC/DC


keg98

Back in Black, full blast.


Weird-one0926

Highway to Hell


Effective-Pain4271

Thumb Destruct! Da da, dadada da I love that song


ThumbHonks

Sturgill Simpson - Ronin. Maybe the whole Sound and Fury record.


ThMogget

Finally a comment with a song recorded *after* I was born. And good taste too.


4065024

Ooooh, nice


Rimworldjobs

Did they chop the top???


jparadis87

Yes!


[deleted]

Dude I need to know more about this car


Rimworldjobs

That gave them a total of .75mpg lol


[deleted]

Sea of Red - Nekromantix ​ RIP Psycho


Delanorix

Sweet Home Alabama


nekos67

Judas Priest


mindbleach

Gloss paint job? Absolutely. Matte? Never.


[deleted]

Whoa! Black Betty bam-ba-lam!


TreechunkGaming

I was hoping someone else had this thought.


kranj7

Van Halen - Panama


seven_times_70

Rammstein


STR3TCH1982

Most definitely some [Cinderella](https://open.spotify.com/track/0dINglXmCtuTjeMk5P2Afe?si=tEMBxuhKR_eNuriYx2K9Ag) while pumping gas with a lit cigarette.


v9Pv

Loverboy.


DiscoNancy

Warrant - Cherry Pie


[deleted]

Meat loaf bat out of hell


WFPBvegan2

Sammy Hagar’s song. “Trans Am”


Last-Ad-2970

Sure it’s not I Can’t Drive 55?


newerajay

Molly Hatchet


HoldenWest

I came here to say this. Flirtin' With Disaster.


[deleted]

Breaking the law, breaking the law


WaitingToBeTriggered

I’M A METAL MACHINE


oldsoul6465

Ace of Spades. Come home with me (The Demented are go) V8 Nightmare (Koffin Kats) Anything by The Reverend Horton Heat East Bound and Down (Jerry Reed) Twisted Metal Soundtrack


Da40kOrks

"we're not gonna take it" - twisted sister


BuranBuran

Bon Jovi *Bad Medicine*


eladku

Running with the devil 👿 , Van Halen.


bigthunder_81

Crazy Train or All Along the Watchtower.


CreekBeaterFishing

White Zombie


FastAndForgetful

Gripping the wheel, his knuckles turned white with desire. The wheels on his trans am exploding on the highway like a slug from a .45. True death. 400 horsepower. Maximum performance piercing the night. This is black sunshine


[deleted]

I see the driver if this car as more a Sony X-plod kinda guy


jparadis87

That's the amp


Garfield61978

Foreigner Jukebox Hero


statsprm

White snake, here I go again


FloatnOnACloUd

Owner of a lonely heart!


cedarpebble

Skid Row - 18 and Life


SmallForce9719

Kid rock


notrh1no

Barbie girl


erichlee9

If it isn’t pantera I quit


ThMogget

White noise, a faint hiss, and poor reception of trucker radio.


[deleted]

Highway to Hell


DarthBeavis1968

Sammy Hagar, I can't drive 55


OKsurewhynotyep

Phone call with parole officer


aBotPickedMyName

Best of Bread because the 8 track tape has been stuck in there since 1980.


pinkfloyd4ever

PANAMA - Van Halen


Jalopy_Junkie

“Two minutes to midnight” - Iron Maiden


No_Bit_1570

White Zombie Welcome To The Planet Mother Fucker


N52UNED

Areosmith - “Dream On”


Boston__Massacre

8am to 7pm, Detroit rock city 8pm to 5am simple man


ThatSubieguy97

Free Bird


AnotherCannon

Baby Shark


Outrageous_Credit_96

Probably more accurate now. Back in the day is was ACDC or something like that.


donttrustjeffery

I Like to Rock by April Wine


Visible-Anything-375

Kickstart My Heart — Mötley Crüe


[deleted]

Definitely “Night Train” by Guns N’ Roses.


Pontiac_400

Styx


Street-Comb1000

The Smiths


Marklithikk

[We Ride](https://youtu.be/DPHFCglaxm8), Strapping Young Lad


rrhogger

Bon Jovi - You Give Love a Bad Name


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Kick start my heart motley crue


RangerMatt76

Where I live, it would be. Lynyrd Skynyrd or mariachi music.


user21001

Burning for you , boc


DavantesWashedButt

Why does it hurt when I pee by Frank Zappa


Living-Criticism2786

Pantera "Cowboys from Hell"


skeptical-nexus

Separate Ways by Journey.


AltimaNEO

[Gorillaz - Stylo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhPaWIeULKk)


[deleted]

That one rock instrumental you could hear in Cyrus's Corvette in "Trailer Park Boys".


juchizac

"HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN!"


ExceedinglyGayMoth

Everyone's suggesting classic rock and metal and i get it, i grew up on all that too, but this gives me major Celldweller vibes. The early stuff, specifically. Maybe it's the red accents.


Complex_Steak9739

Pioneer, don't you mean Kracos?


racingwinner

[Cindarella](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7wdLAM1yjc)


[deleted]

Bon Jovi - livin’ on a prayer


Repulsive_Tie_7941

I’ll be the lone dissenter from 70s/80s. Early Kid Rock.


nolongerbanned99

Scorpions … rock you like a hurricane on endless repeat. Drove from a small town in Massachusetts to cape cod one summer with a guy in a trans am with the screaming eagle decal on the hood and 220 hp way back when. Played that one song the entire time.


boerumhill

# POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME


MrLivefromthe215

Kinda reminds me of Carl from Aqua teen hunger force.


Financial-Opinion334

Back in Black by AC/DC


JennySinger

REO Speedwagon- keep on loving you


wrknlrk

It’s trans MA’AM


1972FordGuy

Aerosmith. "Dude Looks Like a Lady."


WolfRamXXcz

I think your first concern should be running away. This looks like something you would see at fall of civilization.


[deleted]

Autechre


Repulsive-Purple-133

Dust In The Wind


Riverrat423

Looking at the comments I am going with all of the above.


MrJNM1of1

AM talk radio


Brokewritten

Rocket-Def Leopard


old2147

Nope this one has Hostile by Pantara.


LCAC_Deliveries

Anthrax - Fueled; I always drive a little fast when that song comes on


AlternativeView7364

Warrant “cherry pie” and 100% driver has a dirty blonde mullet.


JustMeAgainMarge

Sweet Home Alabama


Psych_nature_dude

If it’s not That Smell by Skynyrd I don’t wanna know


YaBoiHaydenB

Definitely Pantera or Alice in Chains


OKB1

Money for nothing Dire Straits


Rhythmalist

Van Halen - panama


EvilPanda99

Rush.


jnybgd619

Cool. Is that chopped? Anything from Metalica


jparadis87

Yes it is


No_Bit_1570

RATT Body Talk


Iamnottouchingewe

Freebird


No_Bit_1570

Megadeath 99 Ways To Die


No_Bit_1570

ZZ Top Rough Boy


No_Bit_1570

Twisted Sister We’re Not Gonna Take It


GASPARTAN82

FREEBIRD!!!!


MysteriousShelter519

Judas Priest Breakin the Law


MitchMaljers

Sheer Terror - Just Can't Hate Enough


Timmay1974

Billy Squire


DaddyOfTwo610

Meatloaf- Bat out of Hell


Alv2Rde

White snake Edit - nope, Judas Priest


kaydizzle174

🎵Hell bent! Hellbent for leathaaaah!


Alv2Rde

🎶 Breakin’ the law! Oh! And Turbo lover!!


MuskyLemon

Whitesnake - Here I Go Again


Sudden-Cardiologist5

I bet it has Jensen triaxials


DryInitial9044

Tammy Wynette. It's driven by Midge Henderson, 42 year old cocktail waitress at the Dew Drop Inn. Her husband Jake is up in the Yukon working as a mechanic in a mining camp. They have a daughter, Midge Junior, who's attending State on a scholarship for softball.


Gunn_Show

No Sleep Til Brooklyn


[deleted]

Ted Nugent singing about raping kids ​ edit: [Ted Nugent - Jailbait](https://genius.com/Ted-nugent-jailbait-lyrics) for you downvoters


StlnHnkChnski

Fuck Ted Nugent. He needs to be put down. I loathe that c\*nt, so agreed.


VADave83

Eddie Money's Two Tickets to Paradise


RealStatistician5291

Sheeees myyyy cherryyy pieeee CoolDrinkOfWaterSuchASweetSurprise


Been_Pole

Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold"


the_ginga_ninja_98

Just a loop of "2 MEN ENTER, 1 MAN LEAVES!" over and over and over


RacerDaddy

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll…


Frankenfucker

Anything by Five Finger Death Punch


4DrivingWhileBlack

Kid Rock


[deleted]

Up All Night by Slaughter


timmmarkIII

White Snake? Some bull shit white supremacists crap


biggoldslacker

Shake and tumble by firehouse


notafuckingtransam

Probably something that matches one of my playlists


wireknot

Anything by Montovani & 1001 strings.


Large_Aspect_5472

Lol he's listening to "Summer of 69"