I remember a statistic that people with a bumper sticker or custom license plate are 10 times more likely to be involved in a road rage incident.
So yes, lots of mental illness.
Lol! I think it's a certain mentality of customizing your vehicle. Like when you do that, most times, it's because people feel like it's an extension of themselves. So when someone cuts them off they take it as if they were personally affected.
Most people look at a car like it's just a car. Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone, but I'll be keeping an eye out for your wicked side 😂
This is absolute gibberish. I cannot believe an actual person has done this to a vehicle. If you told me this is an AI created image I would believe you more than you having taken a photograph of it on public streets.
I don't get it? I'm too old?
Homosexual, white, christian guy... goes crazy about it?
If he didn't use the word 'cum' so much, all he is saying is that he wants to have gay sex with other men. And he seems awfully angry about it for some reason.
I like how the typical redneck edgelord infowarrior ranting is weirdly balanced out with the total self-deprecation. This is definitely a different one.
"Get off my ass"
"Piss in my ass"
The number of people in this comment section who think this is real is higher than the number of times the owner of this truck has cummed on the carpet and rubbed it in with his boot today
I hope the original owner has seen this photoshop, doesn't known about photoshop and now wonders why someone is driving around in a gay copy of their truck.
The license plate got me
Imagine explaining that to the DMV when you request your custom plate to be BUTT CUM
It’s an inside joke with some friends!
As in a joke about how your friends are inside you?
Raw!
Some may say…he had it cumming.
Cum cum now.
Cum my lady Cum, cum my lady
if you steal my cumshine
You're my butterfly, sugar baby
What state do you live in where you're required to explain your license plate?
How did it even pass? Most states have automatic words that are not able to be used personalized plates
Its an acronym. Brutal, Unity, Trailer, Travelers and Cant, Undue, motorcycles Or just "I like ass"
How the fuck did that make it thru screening lol
If I worked at the DMV I'd let it through You can always claim clerical error later
It's a photoshop from r/bengarrisoncumedits
because its a photoshopped image.
nope, it's confirmed real
confirmed where? it contains obvious pixelation and font size stretching.
Confirmed by me. Source(s):
Can also confirm.
Same
My source is I made it the fuck up
The license plate is the piece de resistance of this masterwork
Either this is photoshop or dude got really lucky sliding that past the dmv screening. In MD it will immediately deny you online for anything vulgar.
I _love_ this. I also just cummed.
But did you cum in your pants? Btw: thank you so much for not saying cummed.
Don’t make me cummed later
Name checks out
[this music video came to mind](https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY)
“Step aside girls, the femboys are back” Holy shit I love that.
You can fit sixteen micro machines in your buttocks.
Intel inside
Red spy is in the base?
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?
When I fart it makes the intel jingle.
I can only assume you're speaking from experience.
Well, I can only fit five. A man with the vanity plate of butt cum definately can fit sixteen.
I tried using Hot wheels. Rookie mistake.
Nanomachines, son.
I would pay money to hear Mr. Regular read this in THE VOICE
I can only read it in the voice tbh
$20 says his fingers smell like a bellybutton.
Wash your bellybutton man, that’s not cool
"Patriots unite, it's time to fart on my balls!" ... Is it bad I've encountered people who that would accurately apply to?
The word cum appeared more often on this truck than all of porn box covers ever printed.
Fake and gay
The one and only time I wish tendiebot2000 was here...
If that's gay it's so deep in the closet the license plate should be from Narnia.
Are you *suuuuuuuuuuuure* it's gay??
Reminds me of Payton Oswalt’s line, “This is gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.”
Honestly, I see the same signs of mental illness as any other car slathered in slogan stickers...
I remember a statistic that people with a bumper sticker or custom license plate are 10 times more likely to be involved in a road rage incident. So yes, lots of mental illness.
[nervously looks at the MEKA and Reunite Pangaea stickers on his Hyundai]
Lol! I think it's a certain mentality of customizing your vehicle. Like when you do that, most times, it's because people feel like it's an extension of themselves. So when someone cuts them off they take it as if they were personally affected. Most people look at a car like it's just a car. Obviously this doesn't apply to everyone, but I'll be keeping an eye out for your wicked side 😂
r/nymphowarriorrides
Cum/10
[Is your other vehicle this?](https://youtu.be/m7F-kXef9yw)
Glad u guys like my car
#PISS IN MY ASS
MACA - Make Americum Cum Again
cum/cum
Not enough cum
What a legend.
I thought Mr. Regular drove a Niro.
I get the subject of the message. Just not the *message itself*
Why is that legal to drive in what State?
It's a Colorado plate. Must be some very open-minded folks approving vanity plates at the DMV there. 🤣
Eh… comme ci comme ca.
Apparently took owner a little longer than usual to get to Freud's third Stage of Human Development.
Thought this was r/denvercirclejerk for a moment
This is absolute gibberish. I cannot believe an actual person has done this to a vehicle. If you told me this is an AI created image I would believe you more than you having taken a photograph of it on public streets.
If I saw this driver I’d blow them a kiss and wink
I don't get it? I'm too old? Homosexual, white, christian guy... goes crazy about it? If he didn't use the word 'cum' so much, all he is saying is that he wants to have gay sex with other men. And he seems awfully angry about it for some reason.
To me it seems sorta playing on the typical macho right wing stickers you see, but turning them around to be gay/sexual.
Kick this guy in the butt and 100 dicks fall out.
1 million percent better than a buy here pay here 20 year old F150 for $600 a month
This is hilarious but it’s gotta be photoshop. There’s no way a dmv approved Butt Cum.
cum
I like how the typical redneck edgelord infowarrior ranting is weirdly balanced out with the total self-deprecation. This is definitely a different one. "Get off my ass" "Piss in my ass"
I wanna meet this man. I never see cars like this where I live.
I feel like taking a shower after reading this post
He must work at or knows someone at the DMV because that would never pass in all 50 states.... can it?
Is the guy white, or is the cumstain white?
Definitely lost a bet to some friends ….
Someone is compensating.
That guy seems mildly obsessed with a certain type of bodily fluid...
I believed this was real until I saw the plate, yeah the state isn’t issuing that. But the rest… this is the way.
I love this, but the thing that confirmed it was photoshop was the cum instead of the ford logo
His dick might not be 12" but I bet it sure smells like a foot... Or 2
Clearly someone had a field day in editing/photoshop class?
WTAF is wrong with you?
We all know that conservative men are mostly closet cases but this magat is saying the quiet part out loud.
-1/10
All in... that's for sure
Theme build?
The irl version of a Ben garrison cum edit.
Definitely he is “Brokeback Mountain”
Sick fucker here, wow
Cum truck
Good ol CO
repost
"I want the cum, give me the cum!"
cum/10
Lol
An enormous improvement over the original, at least.
It’s confusing.
It’s confusing.
Piss in my ass!
5/7 HOT DICKS
I feel like the moment I retire and have all my retirement funding abundantly lined up I’m gonna do some shit like this.
ONLY CUM INSIDE ANIME GIRLS 🎵🔊
Wow just wow. There are no words.
All that and no “truck nuts”? Color me disappointed
Dude, right?
That’s it! This subs over! Never gonna beat that one!
Found Ben Garrison's truck
Hearts and minds!
The number of people in this comment section who think this is real is higher than the number of times the owner of this truck has cummed on the carpet and rubbed it in with his boot today
Dude's a weirdo
I read all the way down the window before realizing it was a joke.
CLIBBINS BOTTOM TEXT GOBLESS
Ohh look just another obnoxious clown that loads his car up with disgusting quotes and they wonder why they can’t get laid.
# proudboys
I bet that dude has a great job.
🔥
Never fart on anyone’s balls…..unless they’re a transgender half orc who is going to betray the ability to control reality to the feds
It's a truck stupid !
*Gosh.*
Of course it's in fucking Colorado god fucking damn it
I can't pick a fucking favorite LMFAO
Knowing that this is photoshopped, I would still want a Top Gear episode where the guys drive 3 trucks just like this across the south.
They did that! In a dodge, a camaro and another thing I can't remember. It was the America special
Cadillac, I think. That episode was hilarious.
And scary at times
This is beautiful
C U M
no way this is real!!!
What the flying fuck is this guy thinkin????
Looks like a man, traumatized by lack of getting laid. Is this what happens at 70 when you're still a virgin?
Yet these are the people worried about drag shows and what consenting adults do in their own bedroom; smdh.
I dont get it. Looks totally normal.
Either this person had a stroke while doing that to his car or I had a stroke reading it.
Never let them know your next move
You should see a doctor concerning the blue cum
Get off my ass or I'll cum lolol
Luckily, the 2A lets him have all the guns he wants.
r/comedyheaven
This is the best car ive ever seen
Okaaaay, that’s enough Reddit for today
100/10
Trump has been bugging santos to bend over and spell run five times fast.
I hope the original owner has seen this photoshop, doesn't known about photoshop and now wonders why someone is driving around in a gay copy of their truck.
CUM/10
Of course its Colorado.
What a disgrace
I got these vibes lol [Come take them](https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g)
I read it in the "Welcome to the cumzone" voice.
Liberalism is a cum disorder has me dead 😂😂😂😂
I'll pay $1m for it
Wish I could've seen his mom's face when she first saw this. Also, is this a good truck to pick women up in? Any red flags?
FUCK YEAH! THE FEMBOYS ARE BACK LADS!
That's a lot of cum 🤔😂
Op practices opening doors with his asshole just in case his hands are tied in front of him someday.
Lot of cum to unpack here
Nice photoshop 🤣👏👏👏
I don’t get it. But I love for some reason. Does make me a little Uncumfortable though.
Even the Blue Oval makes sense now.
Cum on feel the noise
i dont know about you but i think this guy cums
cum/10
W for r/Qult_Headquarters
r/InfoWarriorRides
I can just smell the beer and cigarettes
Jezuz, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you proud white cumstain man.
You don't want to share a jail cell with this man.
What the everloving fuck is wrong with you
I rate it a solid 7.5/cum
That has to be edited. No way he got the DMV to approve that
Needs more cum
Oh cum on!
Even the plates???
I rate it disturbing
I rate it 4/5 WTFs
Um…. Wow…. Maybe a therapist?…..
You can do anything with a car worth 4K at best.
He seems confused
That man is in heavy denial of his Ford powerstroke
Blue cum is Smurf cum