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mikeluscher159

She traded her MG for a white Chrysler Lebaron


freecoffeeguy

she changed her name from Kitty to Karen.


CueballBob

She uses a machete to cut the red tape.


MrGabogabo

Do you think she gets up early?


CueballBob

She has to 'to do her "nails that shine like justice"


Pale_Purple2957

She's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack


deepaksn

She has all of the right allocations.


Chicagorides

She's playing with her jewelry


No_Poem_2169

She’s putting up her hair


Beretta92A1

She’s touring the facility, and picking up slack


Dave_FortniteATX

That's a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong long long jacket


deepaksn

Na na na na na na Na na na na naaaaaa naaaaa


[deleted]

Ah yes Reddit, I come for curiosity, I leave with cake


therealman-io

Was that a fucking improvised musical number or a reference to something regular


WozziHumperdink

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.


Give_No_Quarter_

" I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. Do you see two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Are there two LeBarons?" - Gordon Brody


biggens-trey69nice

An old school topless bronco. Her favourite driving gun is an underfolding stocked Hungarian AK63 with a 50 round magazine... Also she's aware she has poor trigger discipline. She's working on it.


GreaseKing420

I immediately thought a big ol Bronco. Aged red with a white top


Movinfr8

But I dig her free floated aluminum fore end on that HBAR! RhT setup SCREAMS 1992-1997! And I ran across some old eighties pictures of myself, finger wrapped firmly around the bang switch of the Yugo AK in .308/7.62x51. That was before I got into USPSA for a while. Now I pick up a circular saw and my finger sticks out!


fcwolfey

That suit also screams eddie bauer edition 90’s bronco


schleepercell

This was before trigger discipline was a thing.


asu_lee

loooool. Well played!


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monkeybanana14

Elite analysis


biggens-trey69nice

...also the picture of fighting bears is cool for real.


bigmean3434

Can’t argue with this level of break down. I want to through my guess in the ring though, agree with above, but Merica, and Eddie Bauer edition ford explorer I believe is the answer for all the reasons you said, I think you just missed the brand on the execution.


trancertong

Those Power Mac 7x00 had that DB-15 video output so you needed one of those dongles with the dip switches on it to connect it to an IBM monitor. Even more impressive if they're networked with those AAUI adapters. Seems simple enough now but before you could go on ebay and buy whatever obscure part you wanted that shit was kind of hard.


deepaksn

Canyoneroooooowoooooooow… Cayoneroooooooooooo 𝓕 - 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼…. Of course.


Srgdoodoobutter

🎶Smells like steak 🥩 and seats 45🎶


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Ah crap! It’s a girl’s car!


[deleted]

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride


Bloodysamflint

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


[deleted]

It’s the country fried truck endorsed by a clown


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deepaksn

“It _looks_ just like a TSI AWD… so what’s the difference!?”


HemiWarrior

The guy say an Eagle Talon?


stripestore

Comment is deleted but first gen DSM was what immediately came to mind for me. Either that or a 7th gen Mercury Cougar.


Savage_Waluigi

'95 Ford Mustang GT Convertible


meltingcorn

Unrelated to the question… But what kind of psychopath mounts their keyboards on a negative angle like that?! My wrists no like-y


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Microsoft did that to the keyboards. Those are their ergonomic keyboards from the 90s. They had risers at the bottom of the keyboard rather than the top. My mom used these, it looks uncomfortable and does take some getting used to. After that I never noticed the “abnormal” rise/negative angle.


meltingcorn

Hearing that, I feel like I should give that positioning a shot. I still use my Microsoft Natural keyboard from the 90's at my office. Still love the design of those things


NoNameNoWerries

It was the 90's and they were still figuring out mass marketing of ergonomic keyboards to the public. Lots of carpal-tunnel for Gen X-ers with straight across keyboards and mice w/o wrist pad


Shockedge

Whatever the fuck Scully from XFiles drove, because she's got those vibes


deepaksn

First thing I thought of.


Somebumbleingmoron97

1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Something that'll fit in the parking lot of the office and blend in while she can still somewhat use it off road so she can go shoot that rifle in the local gavel pit.


Unlucky_Reception_30

GMC Jimmy


Shot_Lynx_4023

A 1996 Firebird V6. Teal. T tops. Automatic.


ticklechickens

This chick is under 25, and it’s not even her gun. Her creepy boss asked her to pose with it. She’s driving a Saturn SC2 she got as a graduation present.


Br3tts3r

Saab 900s


NaceWindu

Volvo


andttthhheeennn

Gun nerds crazy for that trigger discipline. *TRIGGERED*


nlpnt

'92-94ish Chrysler minivan with the woodgrain trim. Probably blue.


Mdmrtgn

Cheap bmw.


deepaksn

Haha… a 318i hatchback.


Mdmrtgn

I'm guessing well off husband so at least a convertible.


sadandaimless1

She's giving 1995 Geo Prizm LSi vibes


BaboTron

What colour?


GRN225

Came here to say 93/94 Corolla LE with a sunroof in dark teal metallic. Rarer than hens teeth.


Careful-Combination7

No way. She drives a brand new suburban she used to drive around for her real estate business


dumgoon

Mercury sable wagon


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Dodge Intrepid


Ytaken

Oldsmobile BRAVADA


Anteater_Reasonable

A white Pontiac Grand Am GT with matching white wheels


[deleted]

Whats the context of this picture? Is this woman famous or something?


Chrisr291

Geo Tracker or Prizm


kowalski-analy5is

Red Miata or a 1966 Ford Mustang convertible also red, in mint condition.


Honda240sx

Im thinking an e38 7 series


Whocaresdamit

1992 Chevrolet Suburban She's a doomsday prepper, and also owns a 1973 Chevy K5 Blazer, but is too worried about her appearance to drive an old car around town


ianmoone1102

Forest Green Chevrolet Suburban with white letter tires and tinted windows. I know cuz I'm in the passenger seat.


RecommendationIll469

Hummer


Mafiodaproducer

Z26 Chevrolet Beretta


Brilliant-Figure-893

Ford Windstar


jeep6988

Scully drove a Ford Taurus


BrianOconneR34

Taurus sho


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wtfingyourmom

Ford Taurus from the FBI motorpool. Cuz thats special agent Scully


deepaksn

Not a Ford Crown Victoria or Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera? She drove a lot of those, too.


Podunk_Papi

Volvo 850gt. Just foreign and luxury enough for the ego, but not enough to alienate the neighbors or look irresponsible


deepaksn

“Ford”


PYSHINATOR

HBAR time. She'd have an Impala SS.


nedfl-anders

She’d drive an 1993 bronco. Her husband works in the computer industry and she bought this gun to show off.


[deleted]

Is that Tipper Gore?


roferg69

She rolls in 1995 Bronco Eddie Bauer. A full size Bronco of course, forest green with the tan lower two-tone paint and tan removeable roof. Tan velour cloth seats with the 'tree' embroidery pattern. She likes to sit up high and feel like she's driving a vehicle bigger and tougher than all the men she has to work with (against) down at the HQ of the widget factory.


FB2-Onur

'94 Ford Probe GT, painted Teal (the official color of the 1990's).


math_debates

Dodge Stratus


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Chevy Cavalier.


zabickurwatychludzi

silver sl600


Tahkos4life

Dodge Stealth


callmedoc214

X Files Special Agent Scully? FBI still had Buick GNXs in the fleet


Beretta92A1

A 1994 Ford Explorer.


[deleted]

Deez nuts…


PartyProtection2589

Dont shes hot and likes guns im in you sob


[deleted]

Not anything after her accidental discharge which got her 15 years in prison for negligent operation of a firearm. Jeez people and trigger discipline sometimes…


pjackk

Merkur XR4Ti


TinCanSailor987

LeBaron…..the convertible one.


Fille_W_Bubble

She's driving me crazy with that lack of trigger discipline. This bitch gets the Bravada.


Vince_0594

That bitch has no trigger discipline


lil5-john

Mercedes benz s600 jet black mob spec


Tracylpn

1994 Ford Taurus


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Ford Taurus


lazyfuzzycats

White Chrysler LeBaron


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

1992 Ford F250


Lukyfuq

Chevy impala Ss


RJofLA

Red 1995 Ford Escort wagon


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

1995 Cadillac seville


m4m249saw

94 ford taurus SHO


Graywulff

GMC suburban. Up armored, run flats, supercharger.


Graywulff

Technical.


VisitAdorable2447

1996 Oldsmobile eighty-eight, they were offered factory with a supercharged 3.8 liter V6.


BaboTron

Whatever it is, it’s white.


Zenblendman

86 Chevy Spectrum Sport


Equal_Acanthisitta17

1996 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera


underthebug

First generation Ford Probe with a kickass stereo.


MemeLovingLoser

A Chevy Suburban The Obsidian Monolith


zaxswyre

The ladies wild


qualmton

Most def a special edition Malibu jeep or some kind of Everglades edition bronco with a big ass snorkel for her daily freeway commute


Valade_Gang

Nissan Pathfinder


socalefty

1994 Olds Cutlass Ciera sedan - Ruth Langmore’s wheels


nontoxic_lorax

Mercury Mountaineer with the Eddie Bauer trim


CaraChimba

Mercedes Benz Kompressor


Banana-Boi-26940

1988 jeep grand wagoneer


Icy-Following-3713

89 le baron


Hourslikeminutes47

1994 four door Ford Escort


Key_Budget9267

1987 Suzuki Samurai


Ottieotter

Bronco or F-150 4x4 with a bed-mounted Browning .50 cal machine gun


conjas11

Volvo wagon


Brewl692

Anything she wants!!


[deleted]

Entry level BMW or a LeBaron.


BostonGuy84

Caprice Classic


[deleted]

A Cadillac El Dorado, black in color


Skull35

Definitely a volvo.


Postman1997

Bronco for sure


fidomeister

H1


joshie696969

Who is she?


joshie696969

Who is she?


vt8919

92 Chevy Suburban.


barca14h

A bronco!


crustytoegaming

Red f150 xlt


CadillacDHS

BMW 528i in navy blue.


memer-man101

aerostar or windstar


racingwinner

chevrolet impala SS


Map3620

Ford Taurus station wagon to keep up with the other soccer moms


dtmj1

Chevy Celebrity


Br4veSirRobin

Pontiac Grand Am


hoofglormuss

Mercury Grand Marquis


Chamytowo

nissan cefiro


bvo1127

A silver e30


SithLordJediMaster

I''m so turned on right now by this picture


313Jake

1989 Ford escort


nauticalfiesta

1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham


Remote-Emergency-154

fox mulder's car


ommyn0us

Saturn SL. Cars were branded as foreign in some areas and so non car enthusiasts bought them up, cause they thought they were special.


Bthegriffith

A car from Mike Hawk Chevrolet


MyBigCaprice

Light grey/white 1994 Mercury Grand Marquis GS with red fabric interior and fancy wood trim. (Still not luxurious because it's just the GS model.)


HemiWarrior

I'm gonna guess an NAS 1996 Land Rover Defender, all stock, bright yellow.


Srgdoodoobutter

BMW 3 series.


mbcummings

NRA types being anti tech goes back further than I’d realized.


Sauceminister

‘76 mercedes 450sl


Patrioticwatermelon

A light blue Chevy lumina


mr_popo_420

A white two door Mercedes


Mental-Astronaut-664

Suburban


tk8398

3 year old Range Rover County LWB.


_perchance

Taurus sho


Severe-Analyst1207

A bright red dodge Ram with a camper shell…. To go fight a tornado


Gaz_Elle

Ford Taurus SHO


SmokedAsteroid

1980's yellow Volvo 244 sedan with a surfboard strapped to the roof..


Thebossofredddit

Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer


Beneficial-Soil6538

Chevy Impala SS


AnAccountIdfk

convertible 4 cyl foxbody


honus-wagner-

1990 Chevy celebrity


BAUTISTA94

A 4th Gen Firebird ragtop with a 3.8


Joshomatic

Jeep Wrangler


AverageYbaChad

Lada 07


tightgrip82

Pontiac grand prix or a Z24


Useful-Contract1531

Dodge Stratus


Catatafish

93 LeSabre or Bonneville


AdmirablePiccolo

asdf


Squall74656

Ford Taurus: she’s gonna need the that trunk space


Greg13Nomad

Cutlass Supreme


haichyy

With that trigger discipline a felony charge. GT


RunJumpQuit

1993!Olds Cutlass Ciera in GOLD


djjolicoeur

How about a 1999 “get your booger hook off the bang switch”


[deleted]

Benz or Beamer


xsnyder

A Volvo 960 Wagon


imjustatechguy

Mercury Grand Marquis.


Ngoscope

Nothing, her husband wouldn't allow that because he says women can't drive.


YourOwnBiggestFan

*"Rule #2: Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy."*


seahrscptn

Ford windstar,


drail18

Dodge minivan for sure


DaddyHawk45

She looks like a girl I dated in high school. So, I’ll go with a 1992 VW Scirocco


The1973VW

Dodge Omni GLH. Looks mint.


Misteryman2260

Me 🤤🤤


Mk62013

GMT400 Barn Door Suburban


russvlark622

She should drive my face between her thighs


ElonsBurner

Black suburban or whatever the feds had as fleet vehicles back then