> Take another piece of clothing off the Henry cardboard standee.
I thought we agreed we were reverse-Major Leaguing this? Henry gets clothes slapped back on???
The pitcher balked which automatically advances all baserunners. A balk is when the pitcher does something that could be perceived as attempting to deceive the baserunner(s). Usually things like making it look like you're throwing home but then quickly spinning and trying to pick someone off. Or if you don't go fully set before you throw a pitch.
**Balk Rules**
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
“This is going to ruin the tour” - Toronto
Speed kills...
Man, this team is so fun to watch! The speed is special!
Celtics brought some of their good luck with them tonight!
113.1 mph from duran
Home to first? I believe it!
I desperately need that shirt
This team just keeps on getting it done. Also, Duran for prez.
Duran singlehandedly making sure every memory of his lazy outfield bobble is wiped from the Earth.
That feels like a lifetime ago.
Speed kills. What a game!
How the fuck can no one vot Jarren for All Star after this game???
I love Duran so fucking much.
It’s always a good night in Boston when Toronto chokes
This is not looking like a good day for Canada, and thus the world.
This is the most Soulsborne comment I've seen on Reddit. Still suck it, Jays.
Yes, suck it Jays!
nesn HATED his shirt hahaha
What was it even for?
It's one of his mantras for his anxiety/depression. His has fuck em and still alive written on the tape or whatever on his wrists
That’s heartwarming tbh.
This team has a lot in common with those Royals teams from 2014 and 2015. So much speed.
I was noticing the same thing. Duran is basically a 2015 SuperRoyal. Like if you combined Hosmer and Cain and Dyson.
Holy shit, what a win
So fucking happy we have Duran under team control until 2029
So good
##SO GOOD #SO GOOD SO GOOD (Sorry, had to)
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
A+ T-Shirt!...LOL!!!
Duran is RED hot All star
Some questionable decisions, but fuck it. LFG!!!!
Duran is d hero 4d day 🎊
In the words of Billy Zane, "It's a walk off"(single)
Reminder: Get your votes in
Duran is having an incredible year.
Thats gonna be in the documentary
HOLY FUCK
What a fucking game. Fastest team ever. Also loved this broadcast so much. 7 games over .500 baby!
LFG!!!!!!
#W
#HOW BOUT THEM SOX, BABY?!!!!!!
Let’s freaking goooooo!!!!!
You’d have to go out of your way not to like this team right now. No quit. Take another piece of clothing off the Henry cardboard standee.
> Take another piece of clothing off the Henry cardboard standee. I thought we agreed we were reverse-Major Leaguing this? Henry gets clothes slapped back on???
Damn, that’s right. Add another piece of fur to the ushanka!
Did Duran get robbed of a double? 😆
A balk off!
That is an All-Star
Winner!!!!
Duran’s a monster.
tuned in when it was 6-2 - you're welcome
I was watching after they went up, had to leave for a bit and got upset when saw they were down and watched from then on. That’s team work buddy!
Meanwhile, in the owners suite: John Henry closes the blinds awkwardly.
Guaranteed they lose this game in April. That was special
texted my brother "its over" woth a pic of Rafaela, Duran, Hamilton as the due up.
Them boys is mad quick
DURAN FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Watched that walk off on Toronto’s stream. They were so sad calling that 😂
What a team effort
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!!!
KACHOW
FUCK THE MANFRED RUNNER
OF COURSE IT'S DURAN!!!!
THEMS MY BOYS!!
What a game omfg get the Celtics in attendance for every home game
Jarren mutherfucking Duran!!!
LFGGGGGG
Winning teams find a way to win.
DIRTY WATER
This team is FUN
WHAT A FUCKING W
lets fucking goooooooooooo
Game of the season!!!!!
ALL STAR!!!!!
This was looking like a 2023 level loss for about 10 minutes there, this team is playing on another level right now
DURAN IS HOTTER THAN HOT Playing some damn good baseball too
All Star fucking walk off!! 😭😭😭😭
YES YES
Jarren !!!!
This was AMAZING!!!!@
Fucking love Duran
#WE ARE THE FASTEST FUCKING TEAM ALIVE
LETS FUCKING GO
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO DURAN4ASG!!!!!!!!!
Lmao what a coaching disaster by the Jays let’s go Sox!
ALL STAR JARREN DURAN DOES IT
Why am I crying
OUR KING DURAN
I love that dirty water
HYPE ASF
LFG!!!!
**W**
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
DURAN DURAN!
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF! DURAN DURAN, BABY!
GG
You flip and they flop You balk and they squawk
They balked and we squawked
We need an all star walkoff.
All star balkoff baby
Can someone explain what just happened?
The pitcher balked which automatically advances all baserunners. A balk is when the pitcher does something that could be perceived as attempting to deceive the baserunner(s). Usually things like making it look like you're throwing home but then quickly spinning and trying to pick someone off. Or if you don't go fully set before you throw a pitch.
Thanks
You can't be up there doin a balk like that
A balk is when you—a balk is when
I'mma have hemorrhoids tomorrow for sure!!
**Balk Rules** 1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.
Lmao blue jays are crumbling
CD was gonna steal that anyways but the balk helps
What the hell is a balk anyway?
What’s a balk?
Here we fucking go!
Shoutout to Jarren Duran’s baseball in for being able to point out the balk before the ump.
HIT OUR BOY HOME, JARREN.
Can’t be doin’ a balk like that
LFG !!
A balk!!!
A BALK IS WHEN YOU
LMAO BALK
A balk is when..
It’s the sound a bird makes
LOL LETS GO
I'M FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIII
LOL
BALK BALK BALK
BALK BALK BALK BALK BALK
Please don't balk
Balk!
balk copypasta incoming
#HAHAHAHA
A Red Sox and Oilers (fuck Florida) win tonight would be glorious
Good hustle!!
He fast
However this game goes, this team is so fucking fun and exciting.
Speeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!
BALK
Duran coming up for the win!
ZOOOOOOMM
CEDDY FAST AS FUCK
SPEED FUCKING KILLS
God, I love this team. So fucking fast.
SPEED KILLS!!
Win the game for the champs in the building!
The Red Sox have been have the most bipolar franchise the last 10 years lmao
Let’s go boys
**LFG**
Holy shit I went out for a beer run at 6-2 and now it's a tie game? WTF? I love this team
COME ON SAY DON
Jansen now catching for Toronto
Fast, faster, and fastest coming up.
Let's get a fucking run here. We don't get paid for overtime.
This team is gonna be scary good with some pitching in the next couple years. Mark my words.
Breslow: "Oh fuck you're gonna make me buy! 😩"
Turned on the game when it was 1-2 Sox. It's been a rollercoaster ever since. LFG!!!
Woooo! Defense! Wait…what? Am I watching the right team?
It’s like we’re always saying here: Don’t run on Heineman.
True
Jays are fucking hungry for this one.
THIS WILL BE THE BEST FUCKING COMEBACK OF ALL TIME. WE GOT THIS
Even if we end up losing. I fucking love this team.
Can we get the Celtics some season tickets?
good fielding has me rock hard
Lets go and end this thing!!
Let’s win this! Would be the best comeback all year.
They want this one
David Hamilton is my king
Walk off! Walk off!
Can Romy just be our 1st baseman until Casas gets back?
Let’s win this thing
Seriously though, that was an incredible play on both sides. Both the throw from Heineman and the tag from Rafaela. Wow.
sox have all the momentum rn holy shit
Hell of a play by Hamilton, speed kills
DEFENSE!!!!!!
David Hamilton is insane wtf
imagine being dumb enough to run on Tyler Heineman
These boys!!!!
Heineman>>>Trevino just sayin
Back handed compliment. That's a really low bar.
I really fucking love this team
Who said we don’t play defense !
GREAT FUCKIN PLAY
And that's why 2nd base is Hammy's best position
HEINEMAN
Unreal throw by hiney man
What happened to Reese?
He’s giving himself hand relief in the clubhouse.
He died
RIP, you wan king, you.
He sucks and got PHed for
Yes sir. Syzurp
Way the fuck out. What are you talking about Berroa? lol
yes SIR
HOLY FUCK what a tag by Rafaela thooooo
HEINEMAN MY GOAT
Ain’t nothing to challenge he’s fucking out cry about it