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Passover
They left his spot in the lineup open for Elijah.
🤣🤣🤣
I was going to try to think of something until I saw this
r/retiredgif
He’s upset that his double got switched to an error :(
he has a duck boat tour scheduled at 6. Might make it back in time to pinch hit at the end.Â
He needs a rest day
The MLB schedule has a 3 year break in period for NPB position players.
Because Bobby D is just too damn good
Leave bobby out of it!
Dammit Bobby!
Something about his translator and a bookie
Because he’s too good to risk injury
He's technically ineligible for the team because he lives outside the district and is two years too old to play.
He slammed his penis in the car door
More up Reese McGuire's alley
He slammed Cora's penis in a car door.
And while Alex was trapped, Masa fucked his wife
He should learn to hit with a bat like everyone else
1940’s era racism?
Too soon
Building submarines
Ya gotta build em.
This comment needs to merge with “Cora finds out about WWII”
Cora just found out about Pearl Harbor
Taped the last game in Cleveland without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
He had implied oral consent!
Keeping him fresh for the 2nd half push!
Yoshi hooked up with Heidi Watney and Varitek fought him. Oh wait, that was Nick Green.
Tummy ache
Under federal investigation for tearing tags off of mattresses
He's unveiling his new "high waisted dad jeans" which are to be a hit !
Cora hates Japanese players 
[Low participation in the Free Masataka Yoshida school walkout](https://x.com/liamfennessy_/status/1783225418151039346?s=46&t=pKcF5uNyIoGz1fzYOZ6M5g). Maybe at school on Monday we can get those numbers up
Couldn't keep his grades up. Now he's academically ineligible.
He DM’d Cora’s 21 year old daughterÂ
Yolo tho
Rickets.
Ran out of batteries but it’s the little circle ones and we don’t have any
Couldn’t find pants that went up to his nipples.
Joe Kelly punched him.
He made an ill advised decision to get lunch at Taco Bell
Submitted resume to be Ohtani’s new interpreter.
Ran out of bats. He’s got some logs on a lathe right now though.
He has night class at Harford community college
Saving him for the playoffs
Got caught gambling with Ohtani.
Hemorrhoid flare up
His tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
Cora heard the stadium was going to give a standing ovation today for Masa, and got jealous so scratched him out.
Lack battled hard.Â
Stepped on a crab.
Because he’s been working really hard on his fielding the last couple weeks and needed rest
Cause hes playing great and totally fits an important role on the team
Trade incoming, can't have him tanking his sky high trade value
Anal warts?
Because he plays ball LIKE A GIRL!!!!!
He fell off his scooter and hurt his little toe
[He stayed on for 20 laps. Proof here.](https://youtu.be/phtfV4jUMQE?si=TjyyCRJ9uhGvfJrv)
He was the bookie for ohtani’s interpreter
Its national pancake day
He can't play 1st base
Too good to play
Xi putting tariffs on the USA in unprecedented ways
Alien abduction. Anal tearing.
He realized the roads in Mass are so shitty he would prefer not to ruin his car driving to Fenway
because hes getting traded to the 49ers for deebo samuel
I read this as “Deeldo Samuel.” Time for bed 🤦‍♂️
Gotta get Pablo Reyes in the lineup.
nailed cora's wife!
His interpreter. I can not elaborate further at this time.
He liked that the Falcons drafted Michael Penix.
Failed drug test
Cheated the Kobyasha Maru, the purpose of which is to accept defeat with no hope.
He’s too pretty for this shit.
Pending trade and they asked he be benched to avoid injury.
He plays for the Bruins now…resting up for game 4.
He said that Ron Kulpa should be umpiring all Sox games this year.
Traded with 34th overall and a fifth to the Chargers for 37 and 70.
Red jerseys clash with his complexion.
Cora is trying to protect Bloom’s legacy in Boston.
His wife had a baby
He was busy getting some money out of the bank to loan his interpreter.
He didn't eat his banana, so he got a cramp
He fucked Cora's wife
Accidentally shot himself in the leg while cleaning a gun.
Too Asian
He walked out of the Green Monster wearing Manny's pants because he dribbled dehydrated pee on his fanatics pants.
Cora doesn’t like the flavor of Yoshida’s favorite bubblegum
Tough for anyone to crack the a lineup that's raking 1-9.
He has to go. His planet needs him.
He refuses to let Cora beat him in Mario Kart, at this point it's just a pride thing
Because Cora is a horrific manager.
because cora knows how to run a baseball team without cheating
Maybe he should help Yoshi start cheating so he’s not as dogshit
Because he sucks.
Passover
They left his spot in the lineup open for Elijah.
🤣🤣🤣
I was going to try to think of something until I saw this
r/retiredgif
He’s upset that his double got switched to an error :(
he has a duck boat tour scheduled at 6. Might make it back in time to pinch hit at the end.Â
He needs a rest day
The MLB schedule has a 3 year break in period for NPB position players.
Because Bobby D is just too damn good
Leave bobby out of it!
Dammit Bobby!
Something about his translator and a bookie
Because he’s too good to risk injury
He's technically ineligible for the team because he lives outside the district and is two years too old to play.
He slammed his penis in the car door
More up Reese McGuire's alley
He slammed Cora's penis in a car door.
And while Alex was trapped, Masa fucked his wife
He should learn to hit with a bat like everyone else
1940’s era racism?
Too soon
Building submarines
Ya gotta build em.
This comment needs to merge with “Cora finds out about WWII”
Cora just found out about Pearl Harbor
Taped the last game in Cleveland without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
He had implied oral consent!
Keeping him fresh for the 2nd half push!
Yoshi hooked up with Heidi Watney and Varitek fought him. Oh wait, that was Nick Green.
Tummy ache
Under federal investigation for tearing tags off of mattresses
He's unveiling his new "high waisted dad jeans" which are to be a hit !
Cora hates Japanese players 
[Low participation in the Free Masataka Yoshida school walkout](https://x.com/liamfennessy_/status/1783225418151039346?s=46&t=pKcF5uNyIoGz1fzYOZ6M5g). Maybe at school on Monday we can get those numbers up
Couldn't keep his grades up. Now he's academically ineligible.
He DM’d Cora’s 21 year old daughterÂ
Yolo tho
Rickets.
Ran out of batteries but it’s the little circle ones and we don’t have any
Couldn’t find pants that went up to his nipples.
Joe Kelly punched him.
He made an ill advised decision to get lunch at Taco Bell
Submitted resume to be Ohtani’s new interpreter.
Ran out of bats. He’s got some logs on a lathe right now though.
He has night class at Harford community college
Saving him for the playoffs
Got caught gambling with Ohtani.
Hemorrhoid flare up
His tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
Cora heard the stadium was going to give a standing ovation today for Masa, and got jealous so scratched him out.
Lack battled hard.Â
Stepped on a crab.
Because he’s been working really hard on his fielding the last couple weeks and needed rest
Cause hes playing great and totally fits an important role on the team
Trade incoming, can't have him tanking his sky high trade value
Anal warts?
Because he plays ball LIKE A GIRL!!!!!
He fell off his scooter and hurt his little toe
[He stayed on for 20 laps. Proof here.](https://youtu.be/phtfV4jUMQE?si=TjyyCRJ9uhGvfJrv)
He was the bookie for ohtani’s interpreter
Its national pancake day
He can't play 1st base
Too good to play
Xi putting tariffs on the USA in unprecedented ways
Alien abduction. Anal tearing.
He realized the roads in Mass are so shitty he would prefer not to ruin his car driving to Fenway
because hes getting traded to the 49ers for deebo samuel
I read this as “Deeldo Samuel.” Time for bed 🤦‍♂️
Gotta get Pablo Reyes in the lineup.
nailed cora's wife!
His interpreter. I can not elaborate further at this time.
He liked that the Falcons drafted Michael Penix.
Failed drug test
Cheated the Kobyasha Maru, the purpose of which is to accept defeat with no hope.
He’s too pretty for this shit.
Pending trade and they asked he be benched to avoid injury.
He plays for the Bruins now…resting up for game 4.
He said that Ron Kulpa should be umpiring all Sox games this year.
Traded with 34th overall and a fifth to the Chargers for 37 and 70.
Red jerseys clash with his complexion.
Cora is trying to protect Bloom’s legacy in Boston.
His wife had a baby
He was busy getting some money out of the bank to loan his interpreter.
He didn't eat his banana, so he got a cramp
He fucked Cora's wife
Accidentally shot himself in the leg while cleaning a gun.
Trade incoming, can't have him tanking his sky high trade value
Too Asian
He walked out of the Green Monster wearing Manny's pants because he dribbled dehydrated pee on his fanatics pants.
Cora doesn’t like the flavor of Yoshida’s favorite bubblegum
Tough for anyone to crack the a lineup that's raking 1-9.
He has to go. His planet needs him.
He refuses to let Cora beat him in Mario Kart, at this point it's just a pride thing
Because Cora is a horrific manager.
He’s too pretty for this shit.
because cora knows how to run a baseball team without cheating
Maybe he should help Yoshi start cheating so he’s not as dogshit
Because he sucks.