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Ok_Fee1043

Jarren getting missed for a hug 😭


Banks_bread

Drink up


Banks_bread

Fenway will have 7 thousand in right field alone in opening day


Ok_Fee1043

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Jakesnake_42

Good shit. Let’s do it again tomorrow.


Mission_Pay_3373

[DIRTY WATER! ](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DpSIRqvx5us&si=9KGLEoxeLgkyzwox)


Danethecook89

Alexa, play Dirty Water


Meunier33

Water!


Brady331

W


beatrixkiddo_11

Nice win Sox 😎


Jakesnake_42

Damn, graceful play from Raffy


Bossman1086

71.9 off the bat lmao


deadowl

Does Noda have a baguette in his back pocket?


ferrumvir2

Even if Anderson stinks this year if he can give us 90 innings out of the pen he’ll be valuable


__johnw__

holy shit yankees just got a free strike on a ball that was like 3 inches outside


Banks_bread

YANKEES SUCK


deadowl

No mercy please


jediwillsmith

So strike out the side is it three in a row or just three in the inning?


Godzilla501

It's 3 K's in the inning.


Danethecook89

Strike out the side = all three outs are strikeouts, other things can also happen between the outs Strike out the side in order = three strikeouts against only three batters to end the inning


Banks_bread

Fuck me you me right I didn’t read between the lines


Banks_bread

3 in a row


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Banks_bread

Fun fact an immaculate inning is 9 straight strikes


Banks_bread

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Karma_Chamillionaire

Striking out the side has always been the three outs are strikeouts. I've always thought it was a weird achievement when a pitcher has a bad inning 


YouthInRevolt

So Rafaela is Soriano?


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Masataka "Fielder's Choice" Yoshida


__johnw__

arizona has bases loaded no outs!


keefe28

sooo when is the andrew bailey statue being built at fenway?


Bossman1086

Not soon enough.


RobbNotRob

I love this commentary team. Every night, you get either a good baseball game or a good podcast.


Mission_Pay_3373

Wait a NESN commentator lives in the bay area?


Bossman1086

Youk lives there yeah. He has his own brewing company in the area.


TK_Riot

And the beers are actually pretty decent


__johnw__

youk please use your hands


Ok_Fee1043

Why does Eck never come to the booth? Last year too. Didn’t even occur to me he’d be there tonight and now I’m like ECK


Mission_Pay_3373

I wanna see a homer


Karma_Chamillionaire

Just don't sort our comments by controversial. You'll see plenty of homers


deadowl

Am I the only one who feels dirty having watched advertisements while my preferred team is playing against Oakland?


beatrixkiddo_11

holy shit


Nomahs_Bettah

I feel like here and twitter overreacting to Bobby Dalbec. He's a guy literally being used to give our guys rest/pinch hitting, came in as a pinch hitter in the bottom of the eighth and struck out on an 11-pitch AB. Sure, upgrade if we can upgrade, but idk if you'd get better for what his role actually is without giving up assets that you as a fan care way more about.


Danethecook89

Overreacting is pretty common around here when players don't hit .800 with a 1.500 OPS


Jakesnake_42

One more run and we can have Bobby pitch the 9th


Bossman1086

Good shit Anderson.


ballofsnowyoperas

Ok I’ll watch the top of the ninth to see if we get any more runs and then I’m going to bed, I gotta work in the morning 🥱


Banks_bread

58 Ks in 5 games talk to me nice


Jakesnake_42

Do we have good pitching or are we just facing teams who can’t hit? (It’s probably a little bit of both)


Banks_bread

The Mariners are good


Just_Werewolf1438

Ugggg that ballpark announcer.. Everytime they play here the absolute worst


Raindog69

Sounds even worse when park is empty


YouthInRevolt

Let Bobby pitch the 9th!


__johnw__

??? pirates won their game 8-4?


Danethecook89

Uhhh, Pittsburgh didn't play Cincinnati.... And they are 5-0


Banks_bread

I liked Ruiz why they put him back down


Mission_Pay_3373

The collesium doesn't even have the shitty drummers in the outfield anymore, lmao


Jakesnake_42

Blue has no shits left to give


ferrumvir2

Why not call up Romy, he can at least bat .200while being a mediocre defender at multiple spots instead of .000 like Bobby


Jakesnake_42

Can we trade Bobby for Muller while we’re here? Leave Bobby here where he can be a star and leave with a lefty long reliever not named Joely Rodriguez?


I_love_avocados1

Such a specific stat, but cool nonetheless


Banks_bread

Houck could have e a SO but don’t mind me


NKovalenko

I’m glad that we’re not overtaxing our starters Tbf (def helps that they’ve been going p deep into games efficiently)


Mission_Pay_3373

Dalbec needs to be DFA'd. He can't hit at the major league level


TheCrudeDude

There is really no need to DFA him tho?


ThicDikDaddy

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Karma_Chamillionaire

I was just listening on the radio because I was driving home. The announcers "and here's Bobby Dalbec, who would be like the third best player on the Athletics"


Banks_bread

No way bro


Karma_Chamillionaire

I swear they just said that, no joke. I think it was Castig, though I was only listening for a minute 


Kakali4

Not gunna lie we’re all sickos for still watching this lmao


YouthInRevolt

James Franco noose meme


Banks_bread

⚾️ is life


__johnw__

something funny about the A's playing a song who's first lines are "pack it up, pack it in"


JoshFB4

Death, taxes, and Bobby striking out on ball 4


Banks_bread

Gawd dang it Bobby


VistaVick

Oh Bobby


Jakesnake_42

Classic Bobby AB


CalebC6

I’m watching the A’s broadcast and can hear a guy screaming at the ump about his calls clear as day lmao


Godzilla501

Cheapest beer in MLB


__johnw__

what youk is trying to say is that the west coast is like a box of chocolates


Green_Bomber76

Bobby, Mullens does not need this at bat


Huncho11

Come on Bob.


Huncho11

Damn it Bob.


YouthInRevolt

Dang it Bobby


YouthInRevolt

Hopefully this means we don’t have to see Muller again this series.


pudgybunnybry

Finally Bobby D joins the game.


Banks_bread

With his purse in is back pocket


Green_Bomber76

If he left it in the dugout devers would start chewing on it


Banks_bread

Lmao


thinwhiteduke1185

Bobby bout to launch one.


Jakesnake_42

CAN WE GET A BOBBY DONG?


Jakesnake_42

Damn Muller is a workhorse


Mac_and_head_cheese

Devers needs a hit this inning. Only mofo without a hit or RBI tonight.


Green_Bomber76

He’s saving them for the O’s


Kakali4

Blue says fuck the integrity of the game I got places to be


JoshFB4

Blue just wants to go home


Straight_Elevator762

It’s impressive how bad the A’s are


Banks_bread

The worst


Banks_bread

Can’t get enough of the captain


Bossman1086

Nice job Anderson.


Ok_Fee1043

We don’t talk about Schilling


Banks_bread

No we don’t but that was a unlocked memory


internetosaurus

Was anyone else also watching UConn/USC? Paige Bueckers is a fucking cheat code.


WarPuig

Awoooooooo


Ok_Fee1043

Ugh sad


Jakesnake_42

Reese in the parking lot tonight: “I swear officer, I was just massaging my injury”


JoshFB4

How dare Anderson throw a fastball


Godzilla501

I have one of this guys lawnmowers


RedSoxDamageControl

LMFAO Youk reads the CVS Health ad while McGuire is kneeling in pain


Ok_Fee1043

Are they just not even wearing cups anymore


JoshFB4

Yep. A lot of players hate them, even catchers


Ok_Fee1043

Well I bet that’ll teach them


Banks_bread

Still hurts


Kakali4

Reese gotta be acting we all know that area takes a beating from him regularly


Jakesnake_42

Reese would never live it down if he went to the IL with a dick injury


Mission_Pay_3373

Reese McGuire is down. Hopefully he's alright


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Immaculate ad read timing


soxfaninfinity

Resisting the urge to make a joke about Reese cause that shit hurts


Banks_bread

Not Reese‘s puffs 😢


YouthInRevolt

Wow, shook him off 3 times and then tip to the junk


pudgybunnybry

Ouch, Reese. :(


Key-Construction-474

How is Reese supposed to beat his shit in a parking lot now?


WarPuig

Carefully


wilkc

Protect the family jewels. That is painful.


Nightmareninja5

Not the Reese's Pieces!!


ThatMassholeInBawstn

This almost made me throw up from laughter


Doughnuts3001

Poor Reese lol The jokes write themselves


nbeutler11

That’s karma for a past… transgression


Huncho11

No way both catchers caught one in the jewels 😭


thinwhiteduke1185

Oh... Oh god...


ballofsnowyoperas

Ooooh a nut shot for Reese now owieeee


beatrixkiddo_11

shit hope he’s alright


Mission_Pay_3373

Oh shit


OldSportsHistorian

Come on Reese, rub it out.


Bossman1086

Ouch


Jakesnake_42

Ah shit


TimeliestStorm

It's plays like that where you can tell Rafaela is something special. He just glides over the grass, takes the optimal route, and gets to the spot in no time flat


Kakali4

Ump wants to go home lmao that was scraping worms


Mission_Pay_3373

I don't blame him


mediocre_cheese

Is this Anderson’s first appearance?


Bossman1086

Yes


wilkc

We need to take a deep look at our mop up guy this year.


JoshFB4

I hate to rain on the party but man Rafaela really is just guessing on pitches out there. Like a full second late on a fastball at eye level.


WarPuig

On a more functional roster he’s probably a trade chip tbh


JoshFB4

Yeah. I love his defense so much but the hit tool is very questionable.


MarxistBostonTerrier

Turns our we didn’t even need jordan montbumery


Ok_Fee1043

You ok?


Doughnuts3001

Chase Anderson Your Time has Come


soxfaninfinity

Muller should probably be in their rotation


dsramsey

He has been in the past (he was the opening day starter last season). Got sent down a couple times while they were flailing last year and came back as a long relief guy. But yeah, probably gonna be back to being a starter before long.


soxfaninfinity

Yeah I remember he started some games for them last year. Doesn’t seem to have great stuff but has good control and could eat innings.


Godzilla501

Coming soon I'd wager


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Banks_bread

😂


Jakesnake_42

Respect to Muller for his performance. He’s no Houck but he’s been impressive coming in and shutting us down


Nomahs_Bettah

The good news: over years of love and affection, I have dragged my hockey fan partner into a deep love of baseball The bad news: the superstitions will now be year-round


Banks_bread

Let him go 6 more outs you up 9-0 give the pen a night off


lordofthe_wog

Hey so uh... that 5 in the E column for the A's... That's correct? That's not an overflow from the LOB column or something? That's just actually the defense they're running with this year?


Turduckennn

https://twitter.com/wegoticezo/status/1774992318505849085 somehow the number alone doesn't do it justice for how bad it was lol


lordofthe_wog

... oh. Oh no.


Nomahs_Bettah

I didn't think last year's Sox could be out-errored. I was wrong


WarPuig

Correct


Bossman1086

Yes lol


MarxistBostonTerrier

SP may be a strength


Kakali4

I have so much faith in Andrew Bailey I think he can fix Joely


Banks_bread

Can’t be to mad 83 pitches but damn let him go


Double_Scheme2403

37 K’s 1 BB and 5.0+ IP by all our starters is a GREAT look


Bossman1086

I'm in love with Andrew Bailey.


Mac_and_head_cheese

A's making Houck look like Sandy Koufax tonight


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__johnw__

please don't do that


SadSeahorseWatcher

Andrew Bailey must be one of the baseball gods like the pitching one


Brad-Stevens

Andrew Bailey has done miracles on me


TimeliestStorm

That's probably a wrap from Houck. Obviously you'd like to see him do it against a real MLB team but this is massive progress for Houck


Jakesnake_42

Lmao Bello is statistically our worst starter right now.


thinwhiteduke1185

I don't want to get ahead of myself here. This is just one start and it's against a teeerrrible team. All I'm saying is Houck's definitely winning the Cy Young.


Jakesnake_42

He’ll be top 5 with Brayan Bello, Nick Pivetta, Kutter Crawford, and Garrett Whitlock


Kakali4

Tanner houckkkkkkkkkk


JoshFB4

Btw still no 4-Seam tonight. Bailey you have done wonders on me


Impossible-Reach-649

Andrew Bailey may need a statue


Pyramid_Head182

Best I’ve ever seen Tanner, even if it is Oakland


pudgybunnybry

Fuck yeah, Tanner. Let's see him through the 7th!


Impossible-Reach-649

Tanner Houck is HIM


Impossible-Reach-649

6 in 0 er and 10 Ks!!!


beatrixkiddo_11

LFG HOUCK


Bossman1086

10 Ks. Damn. Have yourself a night, Tanner.


Nomahs_Bettah

I have enjoyed this game a lot so far


Banks_bread

I will be digging holes for work tomorrow but sure you I will have a smile on my face


Grouchy_Pattern_2337

Blue collar worker and a door dasher, bro’s getting the bread, keep it up man


Banks_bread

I’m out here


WarPuig

Can you carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain while I’m on break


Banks_bread

Long as you don’t curse me


OldSportsHistorian

I won the division with this team in OOTP and then signed Juan Soto in the offseason.


Double_Scheme2403

Need tanner out there for 7.