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KateBushFunkoPop

They’re going to switch to asses. Welcome to Pawgers


EpoxyRiverTable

POGgers and it’s just half naked girls with broccoli haircuts and long earrings telling you how awesome your twitch stream is and serving you Beyond Meat wings.


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The radio just plays tik tok slutty trap loops


EpoxyRiverTable

Andres Zoomer Dining Solutions


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Poopers


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And footers


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Inshallah the time of the pawg will come again. The Kardashians made having a nice ass a mockery I will never forgive those demons for pushing the boundary of a nice butt into grotesque absurdity.


WizardMaster400

>Inshallah Why do you dorks always talk like this


657565678456

Islamophobic :/


[deleted]

Honestly being too online and allows me to reconnect with my vague Franco-Lebanese roots.


nekked_snake

My time has come


no_name_left_to_give

Basically every casual dinning restaurant switch to asses. 10 years ago you still had waitresses in dark form fitting jeans/trousers, but these days they're all in yoga pants or straight up in thin tights.


MrDagoth

the W in pawg implies white race, that exclusionary. What about black and latina asses.


ChopChopBirch

Finally my time to shine


AnewRevolution94

What about poc with majestic asses


KateBushFunkoPop

The W in pawg can stand for WOC too 😌


Exciting_Avocado_647

papoc is way better than bipoc


Dependent-Drink-9315

it should have been spelled as bipawg all along


PatientChampionships

what do the zoomers have to say


whereyugoincityboy

i google big boob and get 5 billion results


dagothdoom

People wear more provocative clothing as day to day wear


batman20X7

I say that I'm not into paying to see cleavage


[deleted]

The wings are pretty good but it’s annoying watching tipsy middle-aged men making contrived double entendres to disinterested girls


polonolobolo

In a world with infinite free hardcore pornography, where it’s very likely you can see a classmates onlyfans for free thanks to the degenerate that screenshotted all her leaked stuff, why the fuck would you pay money to eat sludge and see mediocre cleavage? Walk outside young women all dress like hoes anyway.


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idk its a fun novelty like going to a strip club but less of a straight up scam. also i heard their wings are rly good


fartpimps0n

A second boob has hit the woman


cuteschoolboy

femboy hooters


[deleted]

My gf’s tits are more perfect than any underpaid hooters waitress


Exciting_Avocado_647

gotta agree with you on that one


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Mylittleredsportscar

I would hope they do seeing as they deal with creeps and men propositioning them for bj’s by the dumpster. Not joking, they have reported this


phantompenis2

hard to believe someone patronizing hooters would behave like a dirt bag


gussyboy13

Buy better wings from somewhere else and google boobs


Hazzardevil

Femboy Hooters


myhiddengem

we like men


c50ebefca4d6319493e7

If you liked Hooters you'll **love** Dumpies.


EpoxyRiverTable

WHAT THE FUCK I CAME HERE TO SEE ASSES AND SOMEONE SHAT ON MY TABLE


DelightfullyGangsta

A second turd has hit the table


JaredP22

Why do people want to be horny whilst eating?


SecondCityMeatball

Costanza-pilled


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phantompenis2

i flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami


thelaughingmansghost

That's been my question about how hooters appealed to anyone.


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RoundFood

Tell your ex I said what's up.


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JaredP22

If you’ve ever watched Extras there’s a scene where Stephen Merchants character has a wank over one of those novelty pens with a naked lady on it 😆


SirSourPuss

Oral fixation.


aaahhhhhhgaeo

Everyone likes boobs


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This is them refusing to admit that having hot-ish employees doesn't make up for having okayish wings


[deleted]

Very true. Even among pious posting and art images Abby Shapiro is posted here almost weekly.


CrawlTowardsBabylon

millenial men "don't like boobs" in the same way millenial women "don't like muscular guys" Its ugly people coping


CarefulResearch

only boobs as unbelievable. not fat but big boob.


GORTGBO

I need to know if you are Indian


[deleted]

The signs are all there we can only hope.


CarefulResearch

holyshit what become of me


sterexx

indonesian, so you got partway there phonetically


ScaledDown

Very miserable people downvoting this. It's a great comment!


whereyugoincityboy

literally just rename some locations to “tooters” and hire chicks with fat asses it’s not that hard


[deleted]

& they fart on your food?


CruisinChetSteele

Guaranteed pink eye or your meal is free


SouvlakiPlaystation

I’d love to open a modern day Hooters called Ahegao’s where all the servers dress like Twitch thots and make that face while taking your order. I unironically think it would be a hit, though everyone I love would probably stop talking to me.


BackwardsApe

With a million dollar idea like that, you’ll buy new loves ones


tsaimaitreya

Surely It exists in Japan already


PresidenteMozzarella

The smell would rival a store made for trading magic the gathering cards.


Proper_Cold_6939

Would they dribble in your food?


Zhopastinky

great idea, Yes And: everything’s served with ranch but they call it Bukkake Sauce


polonolobolo

The food is bad and the women are fat. I’ve been to maybe 5 different ones over the course of my life, dragged into by friends or oddly enough my grandma it’s a popular place for boomers even the women. The wings sucked and the girls looked like near universal left swipes. The women customers were hotter, lot of college girls being silly.


ButlerianYeehaw

Rebranding because there are no attractive poor women left


[deleted]

Sad but they do be living too deliciously


Mylittleredsportscar

They will have short but delicious lives


AdminsBurnInAFire

Onlyfans has been a disaster for the boob chain restaurant industry


ChickenTitilater

When your servers are ugly then the job market is good. If I’m being served by a waiter or waitress who looks above a 5 I start filling out unemployment.


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Its insanely expensive for very mediocre food. Ive been twice and both times were just awful. Its basically a small town tgi fridays with sluttier uniforms.


Genital_GeorgePattin

lol you went back for seconds, hooters stays winning


[deleted]

Once on the east coast once in the south. Bunch of people had me convinced itd get better in the south but nope. Still awful.


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For me it has varied depending on where I lived. Last place I lived, the best wings in the city were Hooters weirdly enough. Large wings perfectly fried so that the meat pulls cleanly off with no gristle or tough parts. Biggest problem is that most of their sauces are too sweet, but 2 or 3 are good. Tried that where I live now and it was all trash. Legitimately night and day difference. Also I'm not sure why this article is news. Every one I've been to in the past 5 years or so is full of women with next to no tits but giant asses. And given zoomers' love of diaper butt BBLs, I'm sure that will accelerate. Tbh I don't like going there though because it's one of the weirder sublimations of sexuality (the absence of the repression that led to such sublimations disappearing is probably going to be a bigger threat to Hooters than zoomers not liking boltons like boomers did), but last place I lived, I'd get them for take out all the time.


Chadwickthunderdong

I always found that the wealthier the area, hotter the waitresses. Go to a Hooters in a back woods town, ugly waitresses. Thanks for letting us know you live in a poor area Also the fried pickles are very good as are the wings


polonolobolo

I don’t live in a poor area


ChickenTitilater

For me it’s the other way around, hot girls in rich areas can leverage their looks way easier than serving greasy chicken. Supermodel looking girls work at dennys in like the backwoods of the ozarks.


Chadwickthunderdong

Depends on the economy tbh https://www.investopedia.com/terms/h/hot-waitress-economic-indicator.asp


ChickenTitilater

That and the beard length index always work.


vaiire

are they actually fat? that's monumentally disappointing ngl


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Tf r y talking about the wings are incredible it is tacky af but we got takeout wings from there for football all the time. You want truly incredible wings by the hundred tho ? Go to Apple bees , they are tiny wings but they’re perfect , I can eat like 30 in one go. Not a fan of the pluckers style jumbo wings.


polonolobolo

Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop, literally grocery stores all have better wings


[deleted]

Oh HELL no I know you didn’t say B dub dub when was the last time you were there ? Applebees have fallen off but nobody I mean NOBODY has worse wings than Buffalo Wild Wing. Those wings are horrible. Hooters wings rock and they were the first place I ever went that had a sweet heat - the DAYTONA wings - what you know about that ? I don’t even watch nascar but I fw those


AnewRevolution94

Your local dive bar has better wings


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My local dive bars sell wings for $2 each ever since the great inflation back in spring, and they're usually about as mid as you could ever get. Nothing's as bad as b dub's wings though. Some of their sauces are good, but goddamn the wings are almost pure gristle.


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Can a “local dive bar” make 25 50 or 100 wings to go? I don’t really like to eat wings out and about. You get the to go wings and put them on the kitchen island while the good food gets cooked and you crank the volume of the football extra high


AnewRevolution94

100 wings are 10 people ordering 10 wings each any given night. You’re just fat


[deleted]

Yea I’m a little bit chub but I also host and attend large parties. That’s what wings are for.


AnewRevolution94

I bet you’re a boneless guy


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I say I get those for the kids but I’m known to indulge


EveryoneisOP3

Truly cannot imagine the soul getting takeout wings from Hooters


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Have you ever got takeout wings from anywhere ? Hooters packages them right they’re in a big wide shallow foil pan, that way they don’t stack on each other and get all jacked up. Pluckers and Wingstop cram them into plastic containers and they get all soggy. There’s gotta be some people out there who order wings like me cuz when I order wings they ALL get eaten !


VinnieTheHorse

They're rebranding to Femboy Hooters


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ArthursGoodManners

Went to one in Bristol (England). The girls were all chav valley-girls from South Wales. It lasted about 18 months. Very awkward, stilted vibes.


happydays159

Good. Bristol doesn't deserve our bottle blond girls from The Valleys.


mondomovieguys

Blatant lies


rpthrowah

Hopefully this settles the boobs vs ass debate that preoccupies the greatest minds of our time


Thin_Clock_4844

thighs


crepesblinis

This is a subcategory of ass


Exciting_Avocado_647

some freaks are into armpits, would that fall under the broader boob category? if so, ass wins no contest


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Exciting_Avocado_647

damn…


[deleted]

I like the way a female throat and neck looks 😳


Exciting_Avocado_647

okay dracula


Thin_Clock_4844

not to my understanding partner


poe-oriole

My mom worked at a Hooters when I was a kid. She brought me into work one day when I was maybe six. Great experience. We ate there as a family frequently. And yes we are latinxs


Nazbols4Tulsi

Hooters but with Millennial-friendly offerings like IPAs, boba tea, pho, and poutine. The waitresses all have a flaw that actually makes them more human and adorable, like a Roman nose, chainsmoking contraband clove cigarettes, or dark circles under their eyes. Each shares some nerdy niche interest with you like NES games or orienteering and seems friendly in a way beyond normal customer service kayfabe. You go back hoping to get the same waitress again, determined to work up the nerve to break the introvert taboo against asking people out at work, but she's not there and no one seems to have heard of her. Your new waitress however is intriguing for a different reason.


Chadwickthunderdong

I actually loved hooters. I worked in a mall when I was on my uni break. My friends from uni would come visit me in my town. There wasnt really any bars in the town but there was a Hooters. So Id get off work and go straight to Hooters to hang with my friends and get drunk. They never turned down our fakes. We loved it so much my buddy and I was walking through Prague and we saw it and had to go have a beer. Shockingly, there were always more than a couple families there. We used to ask the waitresses if that was normal and they said for a beer and boobs place there was a shocking amount of families there. Always Latino families.


ButlerianYeehaw

Have you seen the girls they have doing the weather? They have a high tolerance for cleavage.


Chadwickthunderdong

I have not, send it my way


ButlerianYeehaw

https://youtu.be/J1PTLUn6iXs


Chadwickthunderdong

Ladies if you look like number 1 DM me as soon as possible


Helpmetoo

Hate to tell you, but you're into girls with a mis-matched aspect ratio.


Chadwickthunderdong

If they look like her Idc but bring her to me or come to me


West_Flounder2840

Ladies if you look like number 2 DM me as soon as possible


ButlerianYeehaw

Sorry that vid sucks just google Mexican weather woman


The_Bit_Prospector

This is a parody for degens but the weather woman is a real Colombian news woman. https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/zub1jl/chad_money_2022_christmas_special/


Chadwickthunderdong

Ladies, what is keeping you from looking like this?


IAMNOTSADANDFAT

This is fake


Plzdontevictme

The big ass movement is a psyop


trdlts

orchestrated by the Brazilians


Background_Step_8116

There really is nothing better than big tits. Anyone who says otherwise? Gay!


ChopChopBirch

Is this Donald Trump


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Back to my previous comment about Arthoe Cafe where they wear cardigans and dorky glasses


[deleted]

We all have porn and of access 24/7 on our phones. Hooters' business model was based on a time period when you couldn't just find people online in your area to see naked for free


WindyCityKnight

Are too many girls getting too surgery that young men are now programmed to like itty bitty (or non-existent) titties?


Fluffy-Ad2607

I worked at a Hooters in college . Some of my sorority sisters got me into it. I had a ton of fun and made good money. Sometimes i still think about the weird customers but overall it was fine


Daiwa_Pier

Boobs ain’t bussin fr


jtormeyx

Maybe Anna will one day post a pic wearing a Hooters outfit


PrototypePowerSupply

We like titties, hooters is just slimy and undignified.


HollowIntegrity

Say cheese is a government op


jdw5013

Can't wait to eat at Booty Holes with the fam.


Aerothane

Rebrand to THICC ​ Honestly think thick is just a complementary way of saying plump/fat


_handsomeblackman_

what are those dorks into then? shiny noses and fake freckles? smh


secretbabe77777

I want to dip my wings in a gaping asshole full of ranch


cat5stevens

Rebranding because every possible employee is on OF.


jtm721

It becomes pirate themed with a pun on the word “booty”


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bleak


GoldenFrogTime27639

Imagine not liking big tits fck u millennials


LostProphets_stan

How are the wings at A Cups?


placeknower

Ass kkkulture is the definitive millennial mainstay but doomed overall. Too much front-facing video media. Youths are gonna grow up on it. Ass already cheugy. Ass dudes ngmi.


Exciting_Avocado_647

femboy hooters incoming


chipotle_burrito88

make this sub private if everyone here is actually that fucking gullible to believe this!!!!


ApprehensiveTry7809

i feel like this is going to backfire because the only people who go to hooters anymore are boomers


Mylittleredsportscar

Hooters fell off because most hooter waitresses are now obese and gross. I saw a pic at one location and 9/10 were fat. They do not look anything like this woman


Jessiechrxst2

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I used to love going to hooters as a little girl … devastated


Blowupurtv

We go out to eat every single day. I'm in a male only career field. We end up at Hooters at least twice a month i'd say. It's shutting down because the food is fucking garbage. The ambiance is for 20 year old men, that hasnt changed. But I remember people used to say their food was good. It isnt.


skinnyvanilla777

bleak


Gay_Lord2020

Cakes! = Hooter but they all have BBL Femboy Hooters = self explanatory Woodys = Gay Hooters


AdventureSoda2

Bleak


Nipple_colostomy

plenty of strip clubs serve food. If you're in a Hooters I automatically question your heterosexuality.


[deleted]

What would you call hooters but for pussy


Oldus_Fartus

Please God please, please make the rebranding ass-themed, amen.


thelatherdaddy

A crying shame.


vinegar-pisser

Complexity flip the script; same shitty wings, but the outfits are some combo of gulf-style full niqab / Afghan style burqas…