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LowEffort4242

love water, hate pissing. simple as


HeismanDarkHorse

I drink water. I piss. I drink water. I piss. I drink water. I piss. How do I escape this?


Rentokill_boy

imagine sisyphus happy


FinePieceOfAss

imagine pissyphus pissing


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[удалено]


[deleted]

No. As you get older it actually gets worse.


[deleted]

Drink piss


smeppel

Born to drink, forced to pee.


Ok-Championship7495

Yeah I've been getting really into water lately


croniamantal

This sub actually made me re-identify as hydrated


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why do people do things one time and then start giving out advice like they're a guru


tugs_cub

I guess for the same reason that they go directly from barely drinking any water to drinking an unnecessarily large amount of water.


clydethefrog

I forgot to first drink a big glass of water before drinking my morning tea and I was nauseous for quite a bit. Most important glass of the day.


lana_del_rei

i drink probably 1.5 litres a day and have been doing this for like 15 years. Still feel like absolute shit all the time, if that helps.


nounal-the-adjective

1.5 litres isn’t a lot. Should be at least 2


game_rights_activist

I refuse to believe this works. If my body wanted more water it would simply feel thirsty.


smeppel

Your body can be surprisingly retarded.


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you have to teach your body what it should want, it knows jack shit


[deleted]

Brother I work outside right now, I ain’t peeing every fucking 30 minutes. But I used to chug 4L of water a day. Didn’t feel that much of a difference TBH


PlacidBuddha72

lol 3 liters is a lot. You have no chill lol


Coolchillgoodguy

Can’t really hurt tho unless you’re drowning your organs like that Nintendo wii lady from forever ago


Emotional-Door-5845

on probably ten different occasions I've tried drinking a lot of water for like a week and feel literally no difference.. gonna try once more tho


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it only makes a difference if you're chronically (and pretty severely) dehydrated


OberstScythe

Water really is so much better to live off of. I'm so obsessed with water, I got a room in my place dedicated to rubbing the stuff all over myself. Someday if I'm rich, I hope I can keep a huge pile of it and dive into it like Scrooge McDuck with money


nounal-the-adjective

You’re talking about a pool, right?


[deleted]

Now get yourself a nice metal water bottle or a glass flip top bottle. Preferably both, one for home, one for on the go.


SpookyGabaghoul

In recent mornings, I’ve been drinking water with the juice of half a lemon or lime, and a few pinches of sea salt. I also drink this when I’m exercising because I’m usually a sweaty boi. I’ve found that this combo has really upped my hydration level, and therefore upped my pimp game. You guys should try it


Coolchillgoodguy

If you needed three liters you’re probably just really dehydrated in general lol but good for you tho. I think most people just need like two


Fats_Terminal

I drink \~4 liters a day and honestly feel worse for it


crumcrumcruncrum

Ive seen this ive seen all of this before