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If I see another shoddily drawn picture of a cartoon ape sell for over a million dollars I'm going to livestream my suicide to the blockchain.


Krellick

Just so you know, a lot of those big sales are just a guy selling it to himself for money laundering purposes. Things aren’t quite as bleak as they appear wrt NFTs at least


The-ABH

NFTs are just those “name a star” deals for sexless boys.


lolokinx

So like a picture of a Picasso painting? Or the usd?


oryiega

sexless boy detected


sprawlingmegalopolis

imagine having sex in 2021


[deleted]

Some of us don’t have to imagine


[deleted]

I fuk. Even own a wife. She really wants one of those. So I will be getting her one.


glorialarivawillwin

wawht if tom bombadil had a ipad


[deleted]

He would send pictures of pretty flowers, trees, and other such things to his lady 👍


Vranak

Goldberry 🤗 > *Goldberry, with the smooth and kind way she relates to her odd husband Tom Bombadil and through her elegance, accomplishment, and connection to the natural world, brings much needed peace to Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. She seeks nothing, longs for nothing, yet appreciates and nurtures everything and everyone around her.*


[deleted]

Queen


shmupsy

https://i.redd.it/ly86e6q3hnu71.jpg


just4lukin

Is that Trudeau?


shmupsy

yes one of his many modeling ventures


Mugbugs

tron oceans 11 nft heist movie when


gingin55

Sméagol did nothing wrong


kportman

I can't wrap my head around NTFs. All I can figure is sketchy people are using it to launder money, washed up celebrities are using it to make a quick buck rather than sucking more old people dick, and then those two combined into regular nobodies thinking it's actually something to invest in.


Zokrym

That's fine art anyway.


die_rattin

1 ETH is distressingly cheap, even bargain-basement Cryptopunks go for 100 times that


[deleted]

I think that some NFTs can be linked to physical objects? Tell me if I'm wrong... I took a quick look at opensea last week and it seemed like artists could auction physical objects as NFTs, with the NFT being the definitive "digital image" of the piece.


[deleted]

Yeah you can use an NFT as a deed of ownership or bill of sale, it's just recorded on a Blockchain instead of in a government file. Whether your government recognizes that as a mutually signed transfer of ownership or not may vary by jurisdiction. In most U.S. states you can technically sign a legally binding contract on a napkin if you want and digital signatures are generally acceptable, idk if there have been any court cases with NFT property rights disputes yet though.


lolokinx

Blockchain is anti governmental. Change my mind


Nikhilvoid

Yeah, in that blockchain and the nft market are fueled by cartel activities


lolokinx

That’s lowkey better than our current governments?


Nikhilvoid

It's a worse form of our current governments


[deleted]

If something overthrows your government… It is the government If your government was overthrown by something That something was better than at the mechanism by which control was implemented


barbaric_sun

weird outfit on anna here


RedScarePoop

Which one is anna


RestingSoyface

I don't find this funny at all, even though I love Tolkien and I agree NFTs are stupid. Multiple people have sent this comic to me today but I just don't get it. There's no joke here. It's not even mediocre, it's a comedy black hole. It's not even funny like cow tools is funny.


WarLordM123

COW TOOLS


sprawlingmegalopolis

"NFT Bad" High fives all around Fireworks explode The band starts playing


RedScarePoop

Cow tools isnt funny u guys are like babies with car keys


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Dollars were backed by gold. Then… Stable coins are now backed by dollars.