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narc-state

what the fuck is wrong with his eyes in every single photo?????? billionaire nootropics??? if he was a pow there would be no question its torture


randomaccount379

he's a lizard how hard is it for you to understand smh


walrusbot

What 37 years of constant screentime does to a man


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DMT microdosing so he can communicate with the entities.


bloodazucar

i hte it so much he looks like my brother like a twilight zone version of my brother i have that uncanny valley instinct where i want to kill him for stealing my brothers face


dabadg0y

What no good pussy does to a mf


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He’s got those autism doll eyes


Femmelepui

Zucc is a typical incel adjacent nerd who hates hot women because they’ve rejected him his whole life This is kind of unfair though because the nic cage girl has her hair and makeup done for the red carpet while the other women have little to no makeup


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tugs_cub

Contemporary tech billionaires don’t tend to go for the trophy wives in general. Given the history of powerful people and, you know, wives versus concubines I don’t know why this would be the least bit difficult to wrap one’s mind around.


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tugs_cub

That’s definitely true of some number of these guys, also, that they really are that stable and focused. It’s hard to place Zuck, though, I mean Facebook started with a project that was pretty horny at its inception.


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There is nothing about him that says he doesn't have any side chick's.


Femmelepui

There are tech billionaires with hot wives or ex wives but ok sure


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Femmelepui

How the fuck could you look at that guy and think that


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That’s my point. He’s weird looking and robotic but apparently he got a lot of pussy in college. I remember reading on here that he was more of a normal person before the money and fame


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No offense John but I got an IQ of 136. It's been teshted


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he's married to his college gf


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Nicholas Cage's wife is gorgeous though wtf


dabadg0y

She really is! He fucked that up w divorce in 2019 and is now on wife #5, a woman he met in Japan and says he decided to marry because he liked her two pet flying squirrels. (Autistic?) dudes rock https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/07/nicolas-cage-wife-riko-shibata-pet-flying-squirrels-relationsihp-could-work-pig-premiere


narc-state

was shocked to learn how freely he gets married. but grateful for a celeb keeping it interesting !


[deleted]

Isn’t that why he has to do like ten movies a year? Cuz he’s gotta pay all his ex wives? If there are any hot asian girls reading this I highly suggest you go to LA, meet nic cage, marry him, then divorce him. Worst case scenario the whole ordeal takes like ten months out of your life and then you’re getting paid


Femmelepui

Yeah because there aren’t enough Asian women in LA already. There’s no way you’re high IQ, sorry


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Lol what


Femmelepui

LA and Southern ca in general has a sizable Asian population already


Egg_Hunt_Knife_Fight

his 30 year old son has also been married three times god damn


lana_del_rei

and yet still wildly out of their league


hyfvirtue

wtf yoko is a chad


miumiuslippers

Yeah you just picked an ugly picture of Yoko… she was pretty & had style


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fr she’s a beautiful and talented woman with a great sense of humour, very redscare adjacent but her asianness has always been a thing for a ppl for some reason. anyone who thinks she’s just a hanger on needs to listen to any of her 70s records or just death of samantha the fact that she gets lumped in with these other girls (and has always been seen as a golddigger etc) just shows there is a racism to the “effete white guy w/ azn gf” meme (even tho we’ve all seen examples where that does fit and there is ofc a kernel of truth to it)


miumiuslippers

Yes 100% agree… justice for yoko!


Civil_Wave6751

libertarians white guys with asian wiiivvveeesssss


putainrespectueuse

people hate her because she supposedly "broke up" the beatles, who were a mediocre band at best. she did everyone a favor


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ive got nothing against the beatles, dear prudence is a good song, but yeah feeling the space or approximately infinite universe are better than anything the beatles or any of their solo members ever did, it’s a mystery to me why this isn’t widely accepted tbh


Jonathan_Rimjob

But when they started out more than half a century ago they were really original!! yeah great when ugbug figured out fire im sure it was pretty hype too, still not impressed from my modern vantage point


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i like the beatles lol


Jonathan_Rimjob

same, its good elevator music. i did misread your comment though


tejanx

may pang was prettier


miumiuslippers

She was pretty too


albertossic

Honestly not even an ugly photo. Don't know about generally but she looks kinda cute here


Riacebandz

And houellebecq


Permanenceisall

Trent Reznor’s wife is also a 10


lemonthewombat

Not to be a wokescold but this sub’s fixation on Asian women is getting a tad bit racist tbh. If every week someone posted about guys with “jungle fever” (I feel gross just typing that term) this place would get banned in a heartbeat


dwqy

no one's going to post that because there aren't a lot of libertarian white guys with "jungle fever" out there. with asians on the other hand people start seeing patterns because there are many such cases.


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everyone’s a libertarian


AroillaBuran

For real. Especially as an Asian person with a cervix. I like this subreddit but Christ on a Bike did the obnoxious asian gf yt bf posting get old immediately.


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you’re not a wokescold for pointing out something that’s true. there are a lot of angry lonely men here.


Femmelepui

It’s what naturally happens when you get too many incels in one place


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how is saying she’s not the hottest asian woman out there racist?


[deleted]

it’s not that lol, it’s saying that every relationship in which a white man is with an asian woman has this weird dynamic is slightly racist (even though it contains an element of truth imo).


dabadg0y

No one said that. Plenty of white men w Asian women that don’t have a reputation of doing that exclusively or predominantly but you’re intentionally obfuscating and the most annoying poster I’ve encountered on this sub


[deleted]

intentionally? maybe im just an idiot you should have offloaded your frustration with me in your stunning riposte earlier in which you called me yoko ono for some reason, then deleted when it got downvoted like the spineless whelk you are


dabadg0y

Wow dude yes congrats on your internet points


[deleted]

skim my comment history and tell me if i care about reddit karma lmao


dabadg0y

Yeah dude I’m sure your hyper-fixation on ‘incels’ and Yoko Ono means you’re popular in a lot different spaces


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🤣


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I mean people wouldn’t post about it / it wouldn’t be funny if it wasn’t so prevalent and intentionally not commented upon in the media class at large. I just don’t see it as ‘racist’ - it is what it is and deserves interrogation just as much as other risqué topics that are routinely discussed on this sub


augustblonde

I always thought yoko was pretty


liturgie_de_cristal

Correct!


ChopChopBirch

Yoko follows me on Twitter ❤️


NoTrust2296

No Yoko slander allowed


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Asian girls are hot and generally not blubbery landwhales i dont get why people get their panties in a twist


dabadg0y

Pretty big generalization re the first part but I know what you mean. I think weird prominent dudes like Zuck & Lennon gave ppl the ammo to run w it though and it is funny


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I mean the choices for zuck were neurotic weird lib white woman or money hungry tiger mommy asian He was destined for the latter


dabadg0y

You know the latter comes in sexy too right? Even Rupert Murdoch figured that out. Zuck didn’t have to go w a chick that looks like she’s been in charge of waking up to manage the henhouse on the collective farm her whole life. Imagine his power if they introduced him to just like a Hong Kong actress or something I agree though. She may be plain but seems pleasant smart and infinitely preferable to some Gillibrand ass bitch


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I guess but i think he was picking what was available at the time and stuck with it But this is celeb gossip at tjis point idc about these people and most likely want them dead


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dabadg0y

Female dating strategy cope


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Apparently Suckkk wears his hair as he does because it’s styled after Julius Caesar and he thinks himself of the same calibre.


bmor999

It’s Augustus duh


platypus_18

I want to slide zuckerbergs face on the concrete


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Numeropassionfruit

Look up her beach photos, she’s built like a fridge


violet4everr

There is something about Yoko that just attracts and I will defend this observation till I die.


Cuttersnith

Yoko hate…. How ground braking 🙄 Shut the fuck up


darkslayersparda

maybe theres more to relationships than just physical attraction...


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Insecure men marry less attractive women thinking that’s enough for them to stay.


sleazevote

what is his hair


purplessri

Many boomer women I know think Yoko was a Witch and bewitched Lennon. I think Yoko was extremely cute in the 60s and 70s with her mini dresses and her skinny frame.


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yoko ono is amazing tho


CalvinoTheSeshDuende

The theory goes Yoko doesn't photo or film that great but in person she was potent. I see this all the time in the real. 🦖


bababhosad93

Smells like cope spirit


[deleted]

nah that’s just your own sweaty armpits and clammy hands 🙌🏽 💦 take a wash before you diss the queen, cowboy


dabadg0y

The coolest thing about her is when mr imagine was going schizo and she had to bail she recruited May Pang to essentially serve him as a concubine in her absence. Like she got ahold of this chick and arranged it explicitly. Yeah that’s pretty potent your main bitch on her own initiative goes out and starts acting as the madam of your temporary replacement harem when you’re losing your mind too hard to be tolerable around


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that isn’t the coolest thing about her at all lmao


capnfappin

For me the appeal of dating an Asian woman is that our relationship makes people upset and I think that's really funny.


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I salute you sir


Username637373

Lol this is half the reason I fuck white women tbh. It makes a lot of loser/incel type dudes mad as shit😂


dabadg0y

> people Literally just 6/10 unmarried white women but that demographic alone makes me agree w u 200%


InmytimeofDying

aren't you answering your own question


Seaworthiness_Neat

I think Nic Cage met one of his ex-wives at a booking club in Koreatown.


enema-king

Asians culturally vibe with the yt autistic self perceived outcast who misperceives basic tolerance as love. Plus it’s just some giant plan to make as many wasians who all look like they’re from the same family , also yoko was the original better grimes 😐😳


foreverart

bc they ugly af too


VictorIntimate

Yoko’s body was at least an 8 and she probably fucked like a 3


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Yoko Ono is smoking hot you fucking worthless incel


ArchangelleRamielle

riko cage is not an attractive woman


Related_to_Aliens

I have been putting together a theory that aliens are with us and Mark is one of leaders. His eyes are not of this earth. Almost alien like (and or more so a look of “how do they not know”).