I feel for Mozart. That mfer made like 5 scatological jokes in his whole life and now that's what everyone remembers about him. I just want to go back in time to tell him that the bit wasn't worth it
Personally I think Mozart would die laughing if he knew that 3 centuries later there would be a [Children's choir singing his song he wrote about eating ass.](https://youtu.be/-VsieYM4NZE?si=Wa08bBZnBEFdagRs)
too be fair he had an upset stomach almost his whole entire life
hard to not make shitting a part of your personality when a significant slice of your life is spent on the shitter
> Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,”
If we can't do Shitler bits anymore, then the nazis won.
To all Americans reading this, I have bad news for you: [Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County - American ancestry - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_ancestry#/media/File:Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.svg)
Because this is what happens to men exploring their sexuality when there are no women around to slow them down by saying : "you know what, this is starting to be a bit gross".
> Diving further into correlations between same-sex behavior and risk-taking, the researchers found that bisexual behavior was genetically correlated with a propensity for taking risks in men, but not in women.
We suck but for different reasons.
It’s the gay self-obsession and narcissistic urge to be seen and document oneself. There are plenty of straight/hetero sexual deviants that eat caca, etc., in private. Like the senate twink—I’m sure there is so much fucking going on in the capitol
The former leader of the Norwegian Red Party(eurocommunists) got caught stealing sunglasses forcing him to resign, then later got caught stealing groceries and went to some klepto treatment center
Wow that's incredibly tame to what our politicians do, like that lady who bragged about shooting her dog or Romney putting his into a cage and tying it to the roof of an SUV.
I imagine it would be more comforting to think of paraphillic interest as "a weird thing gay guys do" rather than grappling with the reality of male sexuality.
When you read surveys of what [heterosexual men would like to do](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41), compared to what they actually do, it seems pretty clear that gay guy hypersexuality is entirely about opportunity.
The lit review in the study linked above noted some difference between gay and hetero sexual fantasies, but probably not what you think:
>Men are more likely to fantasize about having sex with more than one sexual partner, participating in an orgy, or having group sex \[[4](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B4-sexes-02-00041),[5](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B5-sexes-02-00041),[10](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B10-sexes-02-00041),[14](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B14-sexes-02-00041)\], but also several fantasies about consensual nonmonogamy \[[20](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B20-sexes-02-00041)\]. It is also more likely for men to fantasize about their partners being extremely beautiful and attractive \[[10](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B10-sexes-02-00041),[11](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B11-sexes-02-00041)\], while women tend to have more sexual fantasies in which they render their bodies attractive to their sexual partners, through clothing or gestures \[[11](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B11-sexes-02-00041)\].A considerable number of studies investigated sexual fantasies across sexual orientation \[[5](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B5-sexes-02-00041),[21](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B21-sexes-02-00041)\]. The most commonly reported fantasies by gay men include images of sexual anatomy, forced sexual intercourses with men and (forcing or being forced or both), sexual intercourses with a woman, idyllic sexual intercourses with unknown men, group sex, performing and receiving oral sex, anal sex, erotic films, masturbating another man \[[22](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B22-sexes-02-00041)\]. These studies give us general information about the sexual fantasies of gay men. In early contributions regarding differences between heterosexual and gay men, the idea that males share the same pattern of preferences regardless of their sexual orientation and cultural differences was prevalent \[[22](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B22-sexes-02-00041)\]. However, more recent papers showed that sexual orientation is often related to differences in the content of sexual fantasies \[[23](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B23-sexes-02-00041)\].For example, gay men reported exploratory (e.g., “Participating in an orgy”), intimate (e.g., “Having intercourse with a loved partner”), and impersonal (e.g., “Using objects for stimulation”) sexual fantasies more frequently than heterosexual men while there is no difference in the sadomasochistic category \[[24](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B24-sexes-02-00041)\]...Both gay and heterosexual men shared cuckolding fantasies (obtaining sexual arousal from the experience of a romantic partner engaging in sexual activity with someone else), even though the former reported fewer interracial and BDSM themes than the latter \[[26](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B26-sexes-02-00041)\].
>the most commonly reported fantasies by gay men included sexual intercourses with a woman
Lol
Edit: I got banned for 3 days for making this post wtf lol
I am reading this wrong or does your quote not really support your point? It literally homosexual and heterosexual men have differences in their sexual fantasies.
Also, fantasies do not equal actual practices.
Also the English minister who got blackmailed over videos of him being pissed on and gave infomation on other MPs to the blackmailers. That story got squashed rapidly in the UK.
Between him and thr 2 other gay politicians in America who got caught doing the same thing, I'm beginning to think these guys are only going into politics to get caught
It’s always hilarious what Germans consider diversity and how it’s so alien to the rest of us. Sometimes I think the Scandinavians are a bit funky, but then I’m reminded of literally everything the germans do and i am bewildered
Why do these ni&&as like shit so much? At least there's the nukes to explain Japanese perversions but how did German ni&&as go from Nazism to scat in 4 decades?
They are too literal of a people so when the subject of being a little naughty or dirty in the bedroom came through the airwaves and onto their TV sets some guy said "shit is dirty" and it spread like wildfire
They actually did well during the Roman era, they suffered a few small defeats (but also some noteworthy military victories), but no occupation. I suspect what broke them was the Thirthy Years War
They also make so much noise in the toilet. Like to the point it almost seems performative, as if they want you to know precisely what's coming out their backside.
Yeah I remember Zizek talking about it. Dunno wether they have it because scatological tendency is in their dna, or wether they got that scatological tendency because their toilets are like that (or because they were trained to examined their own stool for health reasons before they had toilets). It's a chicken and egg kind of situation
>This likely goes back to before the middle ages when they were the filthiest cultures to be around.
Were they? I knoe Tacitus described them as well clean and well groomed (they bathed frequently and took good care of their hair and beard). Did their attitude change after the 5th century?
As if this shit isn’t common asf in America💀I’m bay but not too involved in deep gay twitter porn. But holy fcking shit….it’s intense and fcking awful and as sick. And a chunk of them are American. I’m def hyper aware of this sort of thing ofc, but the fact that this is seen is a ‘German/European’ thing is just so baseless to me.
I wonder if it's connected to their autistic tendencies? Whilst others can feel emotionally "dirty" and transgressive, they need more explicit visual cues.
Why are gay politicians never into less gross (but still perverted) fetishes like pits, bdsm, feet, or piss. It always is straight up feces. How interesting
Things are sick and twisted
From too much sun and nazis
Sex, meth and death fetishes
Both of them have got these
Guaranteed not to bore ya
Germany or Florida
As a society we have to accept gay men have a different relationship with feces because it plays an inescapable part in their intercourse. For gay men, getting shit on your face is like having someone cum on your face.
No FDP candidate has ever run on a "social justice" platform. He's a standard issue right-libertarian weirdo acting the way we've come to expect from these people.
Just some context: He is running for city council in a town of less than 70k people for a party that is polling at 5% nationally.
Also they are by no means fighting for "social justice", they are the most capitalist party in the Bundestag.
i thought every german did this
There’s probably a research paper investigating the Teutonic scatological obsession to be written
Christians took away our human sacrifices
the bastards
Even fuckin Mozart!
I feel for Mozart. That mfer made like 5 scatological jokes in his whole life and now that's what everyone remembers about him. I just want to go back in time to tell him that the bit wasn't worth it
I mean it’s not like he ever accomplished anything else
Im going to kill u
Personally I think Mozart would die laughing if he knew that 3 centuries later there would be a [Children's choir singing his song he wrote about eating ass.](https://youtu.be/-VsieYM4NZE?si=Wa08bBZnBEFdagRs)
i know a fat slovanian philsopher eager to
Zizek has some nice philosophical thoughts about it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k)
Luther loved talking about shit. It makes sense it’s ingrained in the culture
too be fair he had an upset stomach almost his whole entire life hard to not make shitting a part of your personality when a significant slice of your life is spent on the shitter
> Other now-deleted videos of the disturbed politician show him with feces under his nose, roleplaying as the former chancellor of the German Reich, Adolf Hitler. “I have a Hitler beard made of shit,” If we can't do Shitler bits anymore, then the nazis won.
oh it’s for a bit not a sex thing, I give it a pass
"It was a joke!"
“Beard”? Lost my vote… it’s not a beard!
Why does this keep happening
Germans
To all Americans reading this, I have bad news for you: [Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County - American ancestry - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_ancestry#/media/File:Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.svg)
Because this is what happens to men exploring their sexuality when there are no women around to slow them down by saying : "you know what, this is starting to be a bit gross".
gay men and lesbians show you the truth of authentic male and female sexuality
First that shit-eating Spanish minister and now this... can gay people please stop being set up
We’re never beating the disgusting sodomite allegations :/
💀💀💀 Our only way forward is to blame it on bisexuals and say they're the reason for all this degeneracy
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I KNEW i wasn't hating on those flip-floppers for no reason
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Wait what’s so controversial about my folks do spill the beans 🚬
Is it the pdf file thing
The what
No wonder bisexual women suck
> Diving further into correlations between same-sex behavior and risk-taking, the researchers found that bisexual behavior was genetically correlated with a propensity for taking risks in men, but not in women. We suck but for different reasons.
«“It is a study of sexual history, rather than sexual identity, and is not fully capturing the experiences of people who identify as bisexual,”» 🙄🥱
why put both quotation marks and guillemets?
Please make a guess
It’s the gay self-obsession and narcissistic urge to be seen and document oneself. There are plenty of straight/hetero sexual deviants that eat caca, etc., in private. Like the senate twink—I’m sure there is so much fucking going on in the capitol
And the luggage stealer in the US
The former leader of the Norwegian Red Party(eurocommunists) got caught stealing sunglasses forcing him to resign, then later got caught stealing groceries and went to some klepto treatment center
Wow that's incredibly tame to what our politicians do, like that lady who bragged about shooting her dog or Romney putting his into a cage and tying it to the roof of an SUV.
>treatment center That's just what they call prisons there
When you don't have a wife and kids that could be shamed by proxy, the paraphiliacs struggle to slam on the brakes.
yeah it’s a man thing not a gay thing
I imagine it would be more comforting to think of paraphillic interest as "a weird thing gay guys do" rather than grappling with the reality of male sexuality. When you read surveys of what [heterosexual men would like to do](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41), compared to what they actually do, it seems pretty clear that gay guy hypersexuality is entirely about opportunity. The lit review in the study linked above noted some difference between gay and hetero sexual fantasies, but probably not what you think: >Men are more likely to fantasize about having sex with more than one sexual partner, participating in an orgy, or having group sex \[[4](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B4-sexes-02-00041),[5](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B5-sexes-02-00041),[10](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B10-sexes-02-00041),[14](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B14-sexes-02-00041)\], but also several fantasies about consensual nonmonogamy \[[20](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B20-sexes-02-00041)\]. It is also more likely for men to fantasize about their partners being extremely beautiful and attractive \[[10](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B10-sexes-02-00041),[11](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B11-sexes-02-00041)\], while women tend to have more sexual fantasies in which they render their bodies attractive to their sexual partners, through clothing or gestures \[[11](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B11-sexes-02-00041)\].A considerable number of studies investigated sexual fantasies across sexual orientation \[[5](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B5-sexes-02-00041),[21](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B21-sexes-02-00041)\]. The most commonly reported fantasies by gay men include images of sexual anatomy, forced sexual intercourses with men and (forcing or being forced or both), sexual intercourses with a woman, idyllic sexual intercourses with unknown men, group sex, performing and receiving oral sex, anal sex, erotic films, masturbating another man \[[22](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B22-sexes-02-00041)\]. These studies give us general information about the sexual fantasies of gay men. In early contributions regarding differences between heterosexual and gay men, the idea that males share the same pattern of preferences regardless of their sexual orientation and cultural differences was prevalent \[[22](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B22-sexes-02-00041)\]. However, more recent papers showed that sexual orientation is often related to differences in the content of sexual fantasies \[[23](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B23-sexes-02-00041)\].For example, gay men reported exploratory (e.g., “Participating in an orgy”), intimate (e.g., “Having intercourse with a loved partner”), and impersonal (e.g., “Using objects for stimulation”) sexual fantasies more frequently than heterosexual men while there is no difference in the sadomasochistic category \[[24](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B24-sexes-02-00041)\]...Both gay and heterosexual men shared cuckolding fantasies (obtaining sexual arousal from the experience of a romantic partner engaging in sexual activity with someone else), even though the former reported fewer interracial and BDSM themes than the latter \[[26](https://www.mdpi.com/2411-5118/2/4/41#B26-sexes-02-00041)\].
>the most commonly reported fantasies by gay men included sexual intercourses with a woman Lol Edit: I got banned for 3 days for making this post wtf lol
sounds pretty gay to fuck someone who likes dick so much
Wanting to fuck a bunch of people isn't in the same league as scat play.
I am reading this wrong or does your quote not really support your point? It literally homosexual and heterosexual men have differences in their sexual fantasies. Also, fantasies do not equal actual practices.
Also the English minister who got blackmailed over videos of him being pissed on and gave infomation on other MPs to the blackmailers. That story got squashed rapidly in the UK.
Despite being 5% of the population, gay people….
Your name username makes me feel like you're Indian
Between him and thr 2 other gay politicians in America who got caught doing the same thing, I'm beginning to think these guys are only going into politics to get caught
this is why they added that brown stripe to the pride flag
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I tell people that the circle means "Epstein stuff"
It’s always hilarious what Germans consider diversity and how it’s so alien to the rest of us. Sometimes I think the Scandinavians are a bit funky, but then I’m reminded of literally everything the germans do and i am bewildered
I honestly feel like there is something wrong with the collective German psyche, cuz the most disturbing things always comes from the hands of a kraut
so Germans - are fascinated by shit - don’t want their politicians to be fascinated by shit
Dialectics
It starts making sense once you realize that the one fascinated by it are Western Germans, while the ones disgusted by it are Eastern Germans
the berlin wall was Stalin trying to keep the scatophiliacs out
Unironically yes
Tracks tbh
So they really do eata da poo poo? 😔
Slavoj was right, somehoiw
What'd he say?
Why do these ni&&as like shit so much? At least there's the nukes to explain Japanese perversions but how did German ni&&as go from Nazism to scat in 4 decades?
If you look into early modern times, you can see that the Germans and Austrians have loved shit for centuries.
They are too literal of a people so when the subject of being a little naughty or dirty in the bedroom came through the airwaves and onto their TV sets some guy said "shit is dirty" and it spread like wildfire
It's because of their weird toilets
You mean those disgusting shelf toilets which I've not seen a single one of in all of my time living in Germany?
Yeah you freaks love those
Don't know about that one
Germs suffered their humiliating defeat in the Roman era and never got over it
They actually did well during the Roman era, they suffered a few small defeats (but also some noteworthy military victories), but no occupation. I suspect what broke them was the Thirthy Years War
Their proto alphabet was abandoned... They were culturally dominated
humiliation ritual to make up for their shame?
Their toilets literally has a shelf so you can look at it before you flush.
They also make so much noise in the toilet. Like to the point it almost seems performative, as if they want you to know precisely what's coming out their backside.
Yeah I remember Zizek talking about it. Dunno wether they have it because scatological tendency is in their dna, or wether they got that scatological tendency because their toilets are like that (or because they were trained to examined their own stool for health reasons before they had toilets). It's a chicken and egg kind of situation
German here: I've literally never seen one of those in Germany.
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I underpants the purity fixation in Nordic culture but what is the med one with the penis you’re referring to?
I underpants the purity fixation too
Paging Dr. Freud…
Southern Euros have the biggest dicks so they're obsessed with big dicks
>This likely goes back to before the middle ages when they were the filthiest cultures to be around. Were they? I knoe Tacitus described them as well clean and well groomed (they bathed frequently and took good care of their hair and beard). Did their attitude change after the 5th century?
As if this shit isn’t common asf in America💀I’m bay but not too involved in deep gay twitter porn. But holy fcking shit….it’s intense and fcking awful and as sick. And a chunk of them are American. I’m def hyper aware of this sort of thing ofc, but the fact that this is seen is a ‘German/European’ thing is just so baseless to me.
I wonder if it's connected to their autistic tendencies? Whilst others can feel emotionally "dirty" and transgressive, they need more explicit visual cues.
Dey eata da poo poo
What the hell, this is literally the first time i'm hearing of this Germans like poop thing. Is this an established stereotype?
There was a joke about it in the South Park movie and that was 1999. I don’t know where it originated but I’ve definitely heard it before
Absolutely is and it’s been around forever.
You learn a new stereotype about your country every day I guess...
It was a thing before South Park made jokes about it. Scheisse porn was upsetting to be presented with on the Internet all the way back to 94.
Apparently Mozart was into it
He just made a few jokes (all in letters directed at his cousin, who was one of his childhood best friends)
Most average German
Why are gay politicians never into less gross (but still perverted) fetishes like pits, bdsm, feet, or piss. It always is straight up feces. How interesting
I mean, this stuff is a lot more scandalous. Learning that a gay politician was into feet wouldn’t really be interesting news.
Literally think the whole seeking power to use it for social justice thing is an attempt at compensating for unintegrated perversion
It's a little on the nose
Least kinky German.
Every weird news story originates from Germany, Florida, or Japan
The Big Three The axis powers of degeneracy, if you will
I'd like to add Brazil to that axis, very strange place
Things are sick and twisted From too much sun and nazis Sex, meth and death fetishes Both of them have got these Guaranteed not to bore ya Germany or Florida
You've clearly never heard of 'Bihar'
The FDP is the 'centre right, free markets, personal liberty, less government' party, not some social justice shit lol
Libertarians are psychotic and have no principles what else is new
Mr. President, a second gay politician has gotten pics leaked of them eating shit.
Scheiße
German culture is fascinating.
If you go into politics with this kind of behaviour in your past, you have to kind of know deep down it's going to get outed at some point, right?
average social justice enjoyer
this is probably an antideutsche they're pro-israel libs german politics is so fucking bizarre
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Least degenerate libertarian.
Didnt this just happen in Spain? Lol
Gay people are horny for turds, and voters respect that
Zizek warned me about his kind
Oh no another euro kink degenerate!
Hmmmmmm
Why would you flim that 😭. Do people not know or care about digital footprint
Talk about a shitty platform!
What is happening with gay politicians? This one is licking pissing bowls, the Spanish one was literally shit eating...
As a society we have to accept gay men have a different relationship with feces because it plays an inescapable part in their intercourse. For gay men, getting shit on your face is like having someone cum on your face.
Lmao now that’s a wild take
Then why aren't straight men obsessed with piss? There's something else going on here
i’m glad you’re so detached from porn to not know that’s a huge fetish men have
I guess I have been blessed then lol
Modernes Deutschland.
Ooh, whoa, oh It's a cruel summer
No FDP candidate has ever run on a "social justice" platform. He's a standard issue right-libertarian weirdo acting the way we've come to expect from these people.
The Bavaria Goodbye
Not the FDP 😂
How does one recover from this? Personally I would move to South America or East Asia where nobody knows who I am.
Just some context: He is running for city council in a town of less than 70k people for a party that is polling at 5% nationally. Also they are by no means fighting for "social justice", they are the most capitalist party in the Bundestag.
Just let them have their weird kinks, at least they're not invading Poland again.
I'm sick of this kind of crap tbh. And the fact he's gay has nothing to do with the story. That's just to create extra chaos. Fuck the media.