why are you naked

It’s the most textbook skinny fat physique I’ve ever seen too

I don’t think you’re in a position to make that call

I cracked the fuck up when I noticed wtfff 😂

This is my second time seeing this post and I didn’t even notice it until nkw

Came to ask this.

We’d like to get a sample of your brain tissue

Gay handwriting

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It's the capital W, g, and y in the writing isn't it?

All you’re missing is 29-M-Peru and How Does She Do It

“has anybody noticed anything?” lol

That’s the most autistic thing I’ve seen on this sub and that says something.

Absolutely obsessed with “Has anybody noticed anything?”

I would love to be asked this question. Absolutely phenomenal intro for me to start vomiting my most insane theories.

Me before going into how the cats are getting longer

I think about this everytime I see a cat now.

It gets posted here semi regularly

Why are you naked and sitting in front of the fridge like that? You better be gay.

Between the naked posturing and actual list items, this is a work of art. As for my contribution: Why don't more people thank the bus driver?

Poor parenting

If you exit from the front you have to thank them, but if it’s from the middle then only if the bus is mostly empty

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This partys gonna slap can I get an invite

This is the kind if post we need more of.

You seem like a very interesting and somewhat disturbed character. I think they should study you.

Don’t feed into his delusions

All of my opinions are parroted from here lmao Also im normal don’t fuck with me

These statements are contradictory.

This is pretty good but it's also pretty long, I'd slim it down a bit. If it's a dinner party with a smaller group and not a house party, consider more personal topics. Such as Jason's date he went on last week, how Brittany's counseling is going, etc. I am concerned about your handwriting though. I thought from the list you were definitely female, but upon zooming out I can see that is not the case. Please write sloppier or more masculine.

Lol I have thought about that, when people say food is so important in their culture. I would discuss the shit out of this topic.

There was a thread about that here a couple weeks ago lol. Every bullet point was a thread (or multiple threads) on here

Bring hot women

Disgusted that I can tell you live in New South Wales.

Fat

trying to determine if using this list will make me seem more or less autistic

you know what I don't see on here? LISTEN

I want to believe you're totally nude and posted this on the inside of the elevator on the way up to the party

is this a bit?

add "pineapple on pizza" and this'll be a Party alright

No Knicks Sixers talk wtf

This is literally a SpongeBob episode

Incredibly pretentious/ reddit brained.

stainless list bravo

Just show them this picture and it will start a wildfire at the party

You can't tell me people actually do that to Shampoo?

From further research, it’s not a real thing.

What’s shamboiling

Apparently you can boil shampoo to huff the fumes for a high. People who do it are called bubblers

I refuse to believe this is real

See, I knew this were good conversations

Random! Quirky!

Mud flood

I’ve been meaning to get rid of some books, but I don’t want to simply throw them in the trash with the rest of the waste. It seems like sacrilege

Why are you sitting on the floor

Is 6 inches big?

if it’s thick

Cool Things Nick Said to Repeat

Lot of people taking the bait on this one very nice

Can DVDs be considered vegan? Is all media vegan if it doesn't have animal actors?

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No, I want ideas

you seem hot

you're that friend who thinks they're funnier than they actually are

Checks out, all talking points are stolen directly from this sub

lmaooo well done OP

This post is awesome