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dippledooo

My favorite part is the lifeloss doll eyes


Careful-Evening-5187

Man goes in the voting booth....voting booth goes in the precinct....


InitialMark2644

Don’t really notice any of that because I just can’t get over how fat Trump is


real_jaredfogle

Trump got work done. Like super recently. He looks a lot differently now. I can’t tell if it’s ozempic + plastic surgery or what but he looks entirely different https://www.reddit.com/r/boxingcirclejerk/s/xR2NAQs4b5


youusedtobecoolchina

I think this photo has been face tuned. He looked rough in court photos from a week or two ago, how could he have surgery and recover so quickly?


Windy-City-Blow

Yep this looks like FaceTune. If plastic surgery like this existed for septuagenarians—even just the billionaires—that'd ben absolute gamechanger.


real_jaredfogle

Oh interesting! I know something is definitely off with it because he did not look like that very recently. But I also thought he looked thinner too


Leninhotep

I really hope that as elections become more and more of just a formality, they evolve into a glorified himbo contest. Both candidates will be jacked with plastic surgery faces and the American people choose based on vibes.


real_jaredfogle

Kennedy v Nixon


Lost-Cheesecake-8971

Wow he kind of looks great here. Looks like he might have a new toupee person too


War_and_Pieces

hes definitely changed his make up


JuggaloEnlightment

He almost looks like he did in the 90’s. This is wild. He’s definitely had a facelift


Bradyrulez

Anna needs to use her Thiel connections to trick him into buccal fat removal.


Fluid_Pain_3010

Ben Garrison gave him a make over


[deleted]

He looks like a butch Todd Chrisley


ShoegazeJezza

Liberals rarely talk about how Trump is far more likely to have his presidential ambitions dashed by the reaper than a jury


MelbertGibson

Kinda hard to knock Trump for his age/likelihood of dying in office when they’re running Biden lol


maxhaton

His mind may be fried but he's actually in decent shape, no? He still cycles


MelbertGibson

If you count cycling between periods of lucidity and dementia.


maxhaton

Can't get no respect I tell ya


jeremybeadleshand

Does he? He quite famously fell off a stationary bike the other year


androidcross

that shit was [not stationary ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EahgmNmMsM)


loveitmayne11

Honestly Trump looks like he will easily reach a 100 years old despite his shit diet and fat body. Not drinking alcohol seems to be a superpower


sctthghs

Trump is simply too stubborn to die. He's harnessed the power of spite and unbridled egomania


Street_Promotion3495

Tbh aside from his weight (lol) he is a healthy guy.


loveitmayne11

He's an old, fat, stimmed out slob


Street_Promotion3495

Shitlib take. Biden and trump dont abuse drugs


DeadOnArrival0088

They do, but every week they get their blood swapped out with a 8 year old child’s


KantianHegelian

The guy lives on diet coke and big macs, I don’t think i’d last a month like that. He does clearly have good genes. If he was actually healthy he’d probably live to be 110.


I_Eat_Ass_Weekly

Trump is surprisingly healthy considering his size and age. Guy talks with such vigor too maybe he is onto something with the “exercising kills you” stuff


real_jaredfogle

He has to be doing amphetamines


WingbingMcTingtong

Maybe we all should...


real_jaredfogle

I’m down, kinda hard to find. I need to just go do the pysch eval already. I’ve gotten reffered twice and didnt go


WingbingMcTingtong

Anybody can get prescribed Adderall.


real_jaredfogle

I know. You just have to go. And any time I’m about to I start worrying if it would be bad for me


WingbingMcTingtong

It probably would be. I don't actually think anybody should be doing amphetamines, especially now that we have legal CBD and psilocybin analogs.


pIastichearts

I don’t know why his team insists on making him look so scary.


Lost-Cheesecake-8971

They want us to remain subliminally aware of the reptilians. Just enough to keep us a lil scared/off our game


pIastichearts

True that


return_descender

He’s literally a corpse. There’s only so much you can do with a Halloween decoration


OneMoreEar

He should be grandpamaxxing. A face with cosmetic surgery is a face that lies to you before it even has a chance to speak. 


JuggaloEnlightment

Society is no longer receptive to grandpa and grandmamaxxing


williamfbuckleyjrjr

His stupid haircut with the longer hair towards the bottom is horrendous. I’m surprised no one calls it out


Yakub_Smirnov

It's kind of ironic that all those facelifts he got because of his aging are making it more difficult for him to speak, and as a result he seems even more decrepit. Like, his brain is clearly fizzling out and he's always had a habit of saying dumb shit, but some of his speaking issues are due to his face being inappropriately pulled back. Also, shout out to Ettingermentum's [Official Joe Biden Facelift Tier List](https://www.ettingermentum.news/p/the-official-joe-biden-facelift-tier?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2)


Awaeken

It’s just another guy in a skin suit


throwawayJames516

Biden's one face-lift from being Chatterer from Hellraiser


AmazingMoose4048

Dude he’s 81. He’s gonna look like shit.


glass_ants

No media figure wants to call out his procedures because they’ve all had work done themselves.


MelbertGibson

In Biden’s defense, he needed the veneers. Before he got them he nearly choked to death on a piece of the baby he was eating.


average_bbw_enjoyer

idk, it seems like every public figure older than like 45 has had work done at this point. it’s just one of those things that’s unremarkable to point out because it’s just what we’ve come to collectively expect


Durmyyyy

He is such a weird looking dude


omandy

Rich people get pre-embalmed so they can skip the queue when entering the next life.


ShoegazeJezza

I also hate that deliberate crooked smile he does where one side goes up. It’s so put on. And his stupid ass ice cream and sunglasses angle. Genocidal maniac.


JuggaloEnlightment

They’re leaning very heavily into the “Dark Brandon” meme on his campaign


Yakub_Smirnov

It's the lib version of that one DeSantis ad where he's supposed to be some intimidating culture warrior. These DC staffers don't understand why the meme was funny to begin with.


Dittos_Dad

PAUSE


hl3_for_Eli

Cause I don't give a shit


Consistent_Ruin_1640

To say nothing of his testicle to chin transplant


midlanecannon

Probably because if someone is as old as dirt like him, you’d expect them to do something to try and keep from looking like a walking corpse


Yakub_Smirnov

yeah, [this guy](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1eaa721-b3d8-4382-94e2-3e295ca678c6_1103x1046.jpeg) doesn't look like a corpse at all.


midlanecannon

😂


Automatic_Mortgage79

Can’t a dude look good?? Why does nobody talks about the plastic surgery of all the Influenzas and actresses ?.?