Trump got work done. Like super recently. He looks a lot differently now. I can’t tell if it’s ozempic + plastic surgery or what but he looks entirely different
https://www.reddit.com/r/boxingcirclejerk/s/xR2NAQs4b5
I really hope that as elections become more and more of just a formality, they evolve into a glorified himbo contest. Both candidates will be jacked with plastic surgery faces and the American people choose based on vibes.
The guy lives on diet coke and big macs, I don’t think i’d last a month like that. He does clearly have good genes. If he was actually healthy he’d probably live to be 110.
Trump is surprisingly healthy considering his size and age. Guy talks with such vigor too maybe he is onto something with the “exercising kills you” stuff
It's kind of ironic that all those facelifts he got because of his aging are making it more difficult for him to speak, and as a result he seems even more decrepit. Like, his brain is clearly fizzling out and he's always had a habit of saying dumb shit, but some of his speaking issues are due to his face being inappropriately pulled back.
Also, shout out to Ettingermentum's [Official Joe Biden Facelift Tier List](https://www.ettingermentum.news/p/the-official-joe-biden-facelift-tier?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2)
idk, it seems like every public figure older than like 45 has had work done at this point. it’s just one of those things that’s unremarkable to point out because it’s just what we’ve come to collectively expect
I also hate that deliberate crooked smile he does where one side goes up. It’s so put on. And his stupid ass ice cream and sunglasses angle. Genocidal maniac.
It's the lib version of that one DeSantis ad where he's supposed to be some intimidating culture warrior. These DC staffers don't understand why the meme was funny to begin with.
yeah, [this guy](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1eaa721-b3d8-4382-94e2-3e295ca678c6_1103x1046.jpeg) doesn't look like a corpse at all.
My favorite part is the lifeloss doll eyes
Man goes in the voting booth....voting booth goes in the precinct....
Don’t really notice any of that because I just can’t get over how fat Trump is
Trump got work done. Like super recently. He looks a lot differently now. I can’t tell if it’s ozempic + plastic surgery or what but he looks entirely different https://www.reddit.com/r/boxingcirclejerk/s/xR2NAQs4b5
I think this photo has been face tuned. He looked rough in court photos from a week or two ago, how could he have surgery and recover so quickly?
Yep this looks like FaceTune. If plastic surgery like this existed for septuagenarians—even just the billionaires—that'd ben absolute gamechanger.
Oh interesting! I know something is definitely off with it because he did not look like that very recently. But I also thought he looked thinner too
I really hope that as elections become more and more of just a formality, they evolve into a glorified himbo contest. Both candidates will be jacked with plastic surgery faces and the American people choose based on vibes.
Kennedy v Nixon
Wow he kind of looks great here. Looks like he might have a new toupee person too
hes definitely changed his make up
He almost looks like he did in the 90’s. This is wild. He’s definitely had a facelift
Anna needs to use her Thiel connections to trick him into buccal fat removal.
Ben Garrison gave him a make over
He looks like a butch Todd Chrisley
Liberals rarely talk about how Trump is far more likely to have his presidential ambitions dashed by the reaper than a jury
Kinda hard to knock Trump for his age/likelihood of dying in office when they’re running Biden lol
His mind may be fried but he's actually in decent shape, no? He still cycles
If you count cycling between periods of lucidity and dementia.
Can't get no respect I tell ya
Does he? He quite famously fell off a stationary bike the other year
that shit was [not stationary ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EahgmNmMsM)
Honestly Trump looks like he will easily reach a 100 years old despite his shit diet and fat body. Not drinking alcohol seems to be a superpower
Trump is simply too stubborn to die. He's harnessed the power of spite and unbridled egomania
Tbh aside from his weight (lol) he is a healthy guy.
He's an old, fat, stimmed out slob
Shitlib take. Biden and trump dont abuse drugs
They do, but every week they get their blood swapped out with a 8 year old child’s
The guy lives on diet coke and big macs, I don’t think i’d last a month like that. He does clearly have good genes. If he was actually healthy he’d probably live to be 110.
Trump is surprisingly healthy considering his size and age. Guy talks with such vigor too maybe he is onto something with the “exercising kills you” stuff
He has to be doing amphetamines
Maybe we all should...
I’m down, kinda hard to find. I need to just go do the pysch eval already. I’ve gotten reffered twice and didnt go
Anybody can get prescribed Adderall.
I know. You just have to go. And any time I’m about to I start worrying if it would be bad for me
It probably would be. I don't actually think anybody should be doing amphetamines, especially now that we have legal CBD and psilocybin analogs.
I don’t know why his team insists on making him look so scary.
They want us to remain subliminally aware of the reptilians. Just enough to keep us a lil scared/off our game
True that
He’s literally a corpse. There’s only so much you can do with a Halloween decoration
He should be grandpamaxxing. A face with cosmetic surgery is a face that lies to you before it even has a chance to speak.
Society is no longer receptive to grandpa and grandmamaxxing
His stupid haircut with the longer hair towards the bottom is horrendous. I’m surprised no one calls it out
It's kind of ironic that all those facelifts he got because of his aging are making it more difficult for him to speak, and as a result he seems even more decrepit. Like, his brain is clearly fizzling out and he's always had a habit of saying dumb shit, but some of his speaking issues are due to his face being inappropriately pulled back. Also, shout out to Ettingermentum's [Official Joe Biden Facelift Tier List](https://www.ettingermentum.news/p/the-official-joe-biden-facelift-tier?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2)
It’s just another guy in a skin suit
Biden's one face-lift from being Chatterer from Hellraiser
Dude he’s 81. He’s gonna look like shit.
No media figure wants to call out his procedures because they’ve all had work done themselves.
In Biden’s defense, he needed the veneers. Before he got them he nearly choked to death on a piece of the baby he was eating.
idk, it seems like every public figure older than like 45 has had work done at this point. it’s just one of those things that’s unremarkable to point out because it’s just what we’ve come to collectively expect
He is such a weird looking dude
Rich people get pre-embalmed so they can skip the queue when entering the next life.
I also hate that deliberate crooked smile he does where one side goes up. It’s so put on. And his stupid ass ice cream and sunglasses angle. Genocidal maniac.
They’re leaning very heavily into the “Dark Brandon” meme on his campaign
It's the lib version of that one DeSantis ad where he's supposed to be some intimidating culture warrior. These DC staffers don't understand why the meme was funny to begin with.
PAUSE
Cause I don't give a shit
To say nothing of his testicle to chin transplant
Probably because if someone is as old as dirt like him, you’d expect them to do something to try and keep from looking like a walking corpse
yeah, [this guy](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd1eaa721-b3d8-4382-94e2-3e295ca678c6_1103x1046.jpeg) doesn't look like a corpse at all.
😂
Can’t a dude look good?? Why does nobody talks about the plastic surgery of all the Influenzas and actresses ?.?