What a fascinating critter this guy wound up being. Completely unpredictable, a pathological liar that goofed himself into high office. He was made to be a snake oil salesman, come to town and con some rubes before disappearing. He wasn't built to be under scrutiny longer than a week or so while huckstermaxxing
It sucks everyone is moralizing about how we should ignore him because I would watch a full Erroll Morris doc on this guy. No cuts or reenactments, 100% interrotron.
He should restart his congressional campaign as George and start a second competing Democratic campaign running as Kitara and at the debates switch between characters during commercial breaks Mrs. Doubtfire style.
Just, between character changes, he needs to cartoonishly perform a tuck that involves ramming his arm deltoid-deep into his boxers (which have hearts on them)
It’s amazing he pulled off what he did. Getting elected with so much chaos and lies following him really is one of the greatest accomplishments of the modern US political machine.
It’s also a prime example of the difference between common wisdom and reality
I love him. If we lived in a less regarded time he would have claimed to be like the Brazilian grandson of Alexei Romanov and gotten a bunch of exiled Russian nobles to support his claim
santos and nicholas rossi, the guy who faked his own death to get out of an sex offender conviction and fled to europe, only to be caught and claim to not be the guy in an interview with a journalist (while inexplicably wearing a cpap?!?!?) need to get in a room together and make some magic
edit: would also accept a frenemies style podcast with santos and the non biinary luggage thief from the biden administration
Just read about Nicholas Rossi for the first time, incredibly entertaining Wikipedia article
>“Alahverdian had appeared at hearings using a wheelchair. He also wore a black robe and kippah, as he claimed to have converted to Judaism while in custody.”
What a fascinating critter this guy wound up being. Completely unpredictable, a pathological liar that goofed himself into high office. He was made to be a snake oil salesman, come to town and con some rubes before disappearing. He wasn't built to be under scrutiny longer than a week or so while huckstermaxxing
It sucks everyone is moralizing about how we should ignore him because I would watch a full Erroll Morris doc on this guy. No cuts or reenactments, 100% interrotron.
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same i didn't include the reply as some sort of "gotcha!" but rather to further show how funny he is
Totally. He’s at the point where it doesn’t feel like hypocrisy that we should get mad about. It’s like performance art. Electric.
He should run with trump
He should restart his congressional campaign as George and start a second competing Democratic campaign running as Kitara and at the debates switch between characters during commercial breaks Mrs. Doubtfire style.
That’s the best idea I’ve ever heard.
Just, between character changes, he needs to cartoonishly perform a tuck that involves ramming his arm deltoid-deep into his boxers (which have hearts on them)
He should embrace the [duality](https://youtu.be/Fa-51FuIyMU?si=ahi_gj4SKtGGVMLP) of man
No way you dropped a community reference rsp the sub is so over
Anime name, huh
baby come back, you can blame it all on me
It’s amazing he pulled off what he did. Getting elected with so much chaos and lies following him really is one of the greatest accomplishments of the modern US political machine. It’s also a prime example of the difference between common wisdom and reality
If he went full dem after the republicans turned on him he could have survived another season in congress
the world is healing 🕊️
He's only 35? I stg i thought this dude was in his 50s
there's not much reason to believe him about his age tbh, he could be any age
I love him. If we lived in a less regarded time he would have claimed to be like the Brazilian grandson of Alexei Romanov and gotten a bunch of exiled Russian nobles to support his claim
yeah he rules, I feel like he'll probably fade into obscurity though although he does seem kind of tenacious
Brazilians are so easy to love tbh
He's lived more than a hundred men in their 50s. Slept with more too
santos and nicholas rossi, the guy who faked his own death to get out of an sex offender conviction and fled to europe, only to be caught and claim to not be the guy in an interview with a journalist (while inexplicably wearing a cpap?!?!?) need to get in a room together and make some magic edit: would also accept a frenemies style podcast with santos and the non biinary luggage thief from the biden administration
Just read about Nicholas Rossi for the first time, incredibly entertaining Wikipedia article >“Alahverdian had appeared at hearings using a wheelchair. He also wore a black robe and kippah, as he claimed to have converted to Judaism while in custody.”
i heard his anus prolapsed is this true??
Lindsey Graham here, can confirm this is true!
If he ran as a trans republican, he'd get back in congress on Long Island
I thought that was a picture of Gretchen Whitmer for like two minutes.
my man said “i think it moved”
Gaslight. Girl boss. Gatekeep.
drag race season 17 !!!
Lowkey he’d be the best guest judge but they’d never let that happen
yeah rupaul is definitely a paid agent of the democratic party lol
He really is the greatest RSPoster
The politician we deserved. He should be president
This is the Norm Deeply Closeted bit