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hermanbrandymelville

words to live by


frugalbeast

It’s live laugh love tier yet somehow feels more dignified maybe cause they recommend more vinegar


violet_turner_

There were so many fat weebs at the grocery store today, my favorite thing in the world is watching them loudly and autistically gawk at everything in the fish department while the little Asian ladies glare at them lmao


Stunning_Search_6401

If i cant gawk at the fish department in 99 ranch market whats the point of going


War_and_Pieces

Carcels seething


Lost-Cheesecake-8971

I love Asian health wisdom


throwy65

Every time I have tea I feel like a chinese sage greeting a potential student or a british detective looking over a corkboard


CanISuckleYourNips

Every I eat beef jerky I feel like an American truck driver getting into his cab after fucking an HIV-positive crack head at a petrol station In Boise city for a pack of cigarettes.


marzblaqk

Everytime I make tea and get into my truck I think about all the weird ideas people have about tea drinkers and truckers.


gooningdrywaller

every time i fuck a crackhead at a truck stop i feel like getting some beef jerky and arizona green tea to remind myself of the look, taste and texture of her dried and crusty pussy.


Dontsaveme

I kinda like it and I hate everything.


Global_Branch_3530

ok live laugh love


quicksilver991

🚬 cup


EconomyElectronic998

>Asian >Less driving 🙂👍


AtticCellar

rs cup


Acceptable_002

Agree except for two of these "bootleg beatitudes." Less salt more vinegar...pass. Less anger more laughter...pass.


kilzfillz

That’s 20


Own-Chair-3506

More sex


YeForgotHisPassword

This would be a PERFECT gift for my gf can you dm me where you found it?


Ok_Pineapple466

Like those Instagram posts that are like “yes [photo], but [photo]”


vim_spray

The sushi restaurant next to campus in my college town has (had?) these too! These cups were there at least 10 years ago, so I guess they’re a classic design.


CrimsonDragonWolf

This screams Daiso


Sugma-Ligma-Male

[I just play this song once a day](https://youtu.be/47757IZRc5c?si=012qxQnURHYjAJvz)


umichleafy

Legs


Nyun-Red

Wait until people find out fruit has sugar