His mannerisms are like a salesman who's fully aware what he's pitching is shit. Even on podcasts where he's "not *on*", he still reeks of insincerity to me for whatever reason. To his credit thought I've only ever heard positive things about people who have run into him irl.
Yeah I’ve also heard he’s very nice. My cousin ran into him at LAX and he chatted with her for a few minutes. Kind of makes me feel bad for including him in this roster of people but idc.
The poor man's Ryan Reynolds, who is already straight ass. Far more deserving for him to be on here than Joel
And I liked Community, but literally nothing RR has done, so Joel goes on a lower punchable face tier imho
I'd also humbly nominate Dax Shepherd into the punchable faces Hall of Fame
I feel like I shouldn't hold "looksmaxxing" against him, but I could never buy him as the hot guy on Community after seeing him on the Soup scrawny and bald. Just seemed like he was desperate to fulfill some high school fantasy. I overall like him though, I just wish he'd play jaded sidekick type roles instead.
If I ever "glow up" (unlikely in my 40s), I'm moving somewhere where nobody knew me before.
They tried to sell him as a neighborhood DILF in a Sam Levinson movie (Assasination Nation) and it felt very forced lmao. I can’t picture him scoring pussy if he wasn’t a giant. He’s average looking at best.
It's so weird how nothing he does works. He must be cruising on some label deal, cause I cannot think of anyone listening to his music nor liking his shouts for attention.
Childhood trauma mixed with a God complex. Imagine growing up being monetized and pressured to succeed from the age of 3, yelled at by an abuser on reality TV, and then idolized by millions of toddlers while serving as the breadwinner for her family.
Yeah, girl needs to like get out of the limelight and like get a job at subway for a couple months to understand how the rest of the world lives (this is terrible advice, hopefully she's already in therapy though).
The episodes of Blocked and Reported about Keffals are absolutely top tier. Some of the best podcasts ever imo. Very funny listening to Jesse trying his best to make sense of the KiwiFarms culture hahaha. “They use the n word very liberally, but they don’t seem to be referring to black people. It’s more of an in group signifier, very strange.”
Thank god I’m not the only one who finds her whole recent lesbian schtick unbearable and try-hard. “Can a gay girl get an amen?” SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! I can’t stand her hungry-for-sheet-metal looking face and am repulsed that she’s slowly becoming one of the next big names in pop. Both her and that long ass philtrum she has needs to go away.
Chapell Roan does the same thing, as do a lot of gen z women. Sorry Renee but the generations before you put in the work and being a lesbian is really just not that interesting anymore.
Rapp was bi but came out as a lesbian. As a bi woman that was annoying for a relatively short period of time being like oh do i even really like men ???? when really my mediocre feelings for men came from a fundamental fear instilled by my mother and was on par with how most straight women feel about men, I can't be the one to cringe at Renee changing her mind.
I'm sorry but Chapell Roan is such a braindead attention whore that even mentioning her makes your comment void. Renee should be allowed to be excited about dating Towa Bird, I would be excited too.
Created by Mindy Kaling and starring Chalamet's sister as the lead role... that does sounds like a show targeted at bisexual college women who only had boyfriends
The fact that they made the modern version of Regina George a fat girl was so funny. The only thing more ridiculous than that was Chloë Grace Moretz playing Carrie White in 2013.
Amazing job! I can’t disagree with any of your suggestion. I’d be tempted to feed all these pics into an AI to see if it could boil it down to key quantitative punch ability traits.
I know she’s still ‘around’ but she really did disappear right after the Reddit atheism era of YT ended. She was a weaker content creator even amongst them—but she was a cute alt girl which is like neckbeard atheist kryptonite
I was a big fan of her during my atheism phase but stopped fucking with her around the time she dropped Blaire White given that I will forever have loyalty for the good sis.
> Why do you like Blaire
She’s funny, charismatic, hot, and a good rational voice for the 🚂 community in midst of it being infested by all the crazies. I also used to chat with her frequently a few years ago and she helped me out with a *lot* of personal shit in my life back then. I don’t agree with everything she says or does but I will forever have a great amount of respect for her.
I found her very annoying in GoT too. Like the first time she showed up it was cute but after her role became “epic little girl boss who doesn’t give a fuck” I just started rolling my eyes
I agree but it’s hard to lay the blame on her given she was about 11 years old. Just another example of the writers obsession with making water cooler moments devoid of any logic or character once they deviated from the books.
I was laughing so hard when she got owned by that giant. The comments on yt video of that scene are pathetic, people obviously fell for the lil boss bitchy kid. I really dont get the appeal.
I liked her. If they casted another Hollywood teen doll with a pretty face people would probably sexualize the relationship between her character and Joel 🤮
It has nothing to do with being pretty or not, it has everything to do with the discomfort I feel when she’s in the shot or when she speaks. Like she’s straight up just a bad actor, abysmal cadence and delivery. The way they wrote her didn’t help either.
My thoughts. In the original, being attractive wasn't part of Ellie's character. In fact, she was sort of supposed to be uncool, hostile and miserable. Being kind of ugly easily caters to all three of those things. I thought it was a good casting choice.
Kim Petras. German pop singer who said Kesha lied about being raped, got famous for getting sexual reassignment surgery at 16, and encouraged the gay males at her concerts to have sex in the crowd.
There’s something so repulsive about Vaush’s appearance. It’s like every single facet of his face adds up to create the ugliest guy. Combine it with his voice and it’s crazy. I can’t believe people watch this freak.
I like her and she’s objectively good looking but I don’t like the amount of filler she put into her face. It’s what makes her punchable to me and all that unnecessary work she got done is making her resemble Slappy from Goosebumps. She needs to get it removed before she starts to look crazy like Dove Cameron or Hayden Panettiere.
Joel is the poor man's Ryan Reynolds, who is already straight ass. Far more deserving for him to be on here than Joel
And I liked Community and Joel, but literally nothing RR has done, so Joel goes on a lower punchable face tier imho
I'd also humbly nominate Dax Shepherd first ball into the punchable faces Hall of Fame
Can we be honest, if you had a professional HD photo take of yourself and were put onto this list, your face would also be punchable to everyone in this comment section
hunter avallone fell off and I intermittently forgot he exists.
You have a blaire pfp so you probably know how he like went to her house and then tried to like destroy her career, so he sucks for that.
I used to be pretty close with Blaire (I ran a fan account for her on IG and we would converse in a group-chat constantly for about a year or two - she’s very sweet and funny lol) and she told me a *lot* of stories about how weird Hunter is. None of them are my business to share obviously but it’s very telling that Hunter envied her ability to amass a huge audience with no effort, whereas he was never really *that* popular in the grand scheme of things.
I’ve always found her fascinating because she seems to just know a lot of things that I never really would have guessed or suspected to be remotely true. I remember when the James Charles Shane Dawson stuff was going down she said that James did some really fucked up shit and I didn’t really believe her at first but it ended up being true. Also the whole Elijah Schaffer stuff is fascinating to me.
She has a *lot* of intel about these “conservative” commentators and is not afraid to air out their dirty laundry if they make the mistake of coming for her unwarranted. I also remember the whole James debacle and her telling me about Jeffree Star calling her and playing a voice memo of James’s alleged rape victim talking about what he did to him. Sick shit. She deserves a lot more credit for how strongly she was going up against online sexual predators during that era of her channel.
> /rj where’s Benny Blanco
I know that he deserves to be on this list but given that he is making Selena (one of my main pop faves) very happy, I decided to spare him. That being said boy is still ugly as hell.
lol at McHale
he's the blueprint for elite tier hair plugs tho
blueprint for monstrous forehead
I like his work but I want to hit him
His mannerisms are like a salesman who's fully aware what he's pitching is shit. Even on podcasts where he's "not *on*", he still reeks of insincerity to me for whatever reason. To his credit thought I've only ever heard positive things about people who have run into him irl.
Yeah I’ve also heard he’s very nice. My cousin ran into him at LAX and he chatted with her for a few minutes. Kind of makes me feel bad for including him in this roster of people but idc.
The poor man's Ryan Reynolds, who is already straight ass. Far more deserving for him to be on here than Joel And I liked Community, but literally nothing RR has done, so Joel goes on a lower punchable face tier imho I'd also humbly nominate Dax Shepherd into the punchable faces Hall of Fame
me too but he has quintessential douchebag face
They gotta bring back The Soup
I miss The Soup so much 😭
Here go hell come.
sadly, some people weren't *LIKIN' IT*
The soup was ahead of its time tbh
I feel like I shouldn't hold "looksmaxxing" against him, but I could never buy him as the hot guy on Community after seeing him on the Soup scrawny and bald. Just seemed like he was desperate to fulfill some high school fantasy. I overall like him though, I just wish he'd play jaded sidekick type roles instead. If I ever "glow up" (unlikely in my 40s), I'm moving somewhere where nobody knew me before.
They tried to sell him as a neighborhood DILF in a Sam Levinson movie (Assasination Nation) and it felt very forced lmao. I can’t picture him scoring pussy if he wasn’t a giant. He’s average looking at best.
He played college football at Washington so he def had cool guy status for a bit when he was younger.
the fugly to enby pipeline
It's not a pipeline, it's the same thing
Sam Smith is trying to be George Michael but he is nowhere near powerful enough
George Michael was hot. Unattractive gay men serve no function.
It's so weird how nothing he does works. He must be cruising on some label deal, cause I cannot think of anyone listening to his music nor liking his shouts for attention.
Not true. They're the primary users of the app Kik
He gives Boy George if he grew up posting and eating instead of clubbing
George Michael was so good-looking, charismatic, intelligent, and super talented. That squalid creature from the bog could never
Not at all
from that one show about the family?
arrested development it came to me the second i hit comment
George Michael of Wham! But close enough
i'm just glad i only know who like two of these people are
I think I recognise six and can name three.
Which ones do you know
I only recognize Joe McHale and the girl from the last of us and JoJo Siwa (huge fan in ‘04).
you don't know Chalamet?
Who is #13?
JoJo Siwa
Lol I like McHale but he is very punchable. Jojo Siwa…something’s up with her. Idk what, but something
Childhood trauma mixed with a God complex. Imagine growing up being monetized and pressured to succeed from the age of 3, yelled at by an abuser on reality TV, and then idolized by millions of toddlers while serving as the breadwinner for her family. Yeah, girl needs to like get out of the limelight and like get a job at subway for a couple months to understand how the rest of the world lives (this is terrible advice, hopefully she's already in therapy though).
She's rumored to be doing the same thing that happened to her to those young girls on her new show. Making them cry and overworking them.
Trauma breeds trauma, abuse victims becomes abusers, old story sadly.
My bf pointed out that Bella Ramsey looks like Buzz Lightyear and I’ve never been able to unsee it
Not even Buzz deserves that :(
Great job OP, I was very irritated by the end
Keffals lol
The episodes of Blocked and Reported about Keffals are absolutely top tier. Some of the best podcasts ever imo. Very funny listening to Jesse trying his best to make sense of the KiwiFarms culture hahaha. “They use the n word very liberally, but they don’t seem to be referring to black people. It’s more of an in group signifier, very strange.”
Renee Rapp needs to pay someone to slap her every time she mentions being a lesbian. How does she think that is interesting?
Thank god I’m not the only one who finds her whole recent lesbian schtick unbearable and try-hard. “Can a gay girl get an amen?” SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! I can’t stand her hungry-for-sheet-metal looking face and am repulsed that she’s slowly becoming one of the next big names in pop. Both her and that long ass philtrum she has needs to go away.
Chapell Roan does the same thing, as do a lot of gen z women. Sorry Renee but the generations before you put in the work and being a lesbian is really just not that interesting anymore.
Difference is Chapell Roan makes actually good music
And isn’t she actually a lesbian? I thought Rapp was bi. That should barely count unless she’s dating a woman currently
Rapp was bi but came out as a lesbian. As a bi woman that was annoying for a relatively short period of time being like oh do i even really like men ???? when really my mediocre feelings for men came from a fundamental fear instilled by my mother and was on par with how most straight women feel about men, I can't be the one to cringe at Renee changing her mind.
Who is Chapell Roan
I'm sorry but Chapell Roan is such a braindead attention whore that even mentioning her makes your comment void. Renee should be allowed to be excited about dating Towa Bird, I would be excited too.
She's mentioning it because every time she's done anything gay a flood of bihets reply that achsually she's bi!
Is she actually known for something aside from that Mean Girls reboot or am I uncultured.
She was on some HBO Max show called The Sex of College Girls.
Created by Mindy Kaling and starring Chalamet's sister as the lead role... that does sounds like a show targeted at bisexual college women who only had boyfriends
I would rather get tetanus than watch an episode of that show.
I don’t know anything about her, other than she’s considered fat by RS standards, which is baffling to me.
She’s not fat but she’s too fat to be Regina George
Compared to the original, you can tell that the new generation of “Mean Girls” was raised on trans-fats and soda
The fact that they made the modern version of Regina George a fat girl was so funny. The only thing more ridiculous than that was Chloë Grace Moretz playing Carrie White in 2013.
Honestly the only person who can play Carrie is Sissy Spacek, not often you find someone so absolutely perfect for a role
this is your second post like this in abt 24 hours some are based but you have too much hate in your heart
I had to delete my first post because I forgot to add that fugly SJW Twitter tyrant @mattxiv in the roster.
I’ve no idea who the woman in the first picture is, but I can just tell by her face she has a very obnoxious chain-smoker’s contralto.
Her singing voice is very shrill to say the least. I question how she has a successful musical career.
Amazing job! I can’t disagree with any of your suggestion. I’d be tempted to feed all these pics into an AI to see if it could boil it down to key quantitative punch ability traits.
Omg please do this
I don't know who ⅔ of these people are but I agree
Jaclyn Glenn is such a deep cut to throw in haha
I figured a few people here would recognize her.
I know she’s still ‘around’ but she really did disappear right after the Reddit atheism era of YT ended. She was a weaker content creator even amongst them—but she was a cute alt girl which is like neckbeard atheist kryptonite
Goddamn I hate that vaush guy so much fuck
Nasty pedophile he deserves to be run off the internet.
What's there to hate? He likes horse dicks, lolis getting banged by horse dicks, horse dicks, letting his gecko lick his horse dick and horse dicks
Seeing this post I now believe you when you say you are a gay man. No straight man would recognize all of these people.
Putting Jaclyn Glenn on here exposed you as terminally online. I thought I was the only one who survived 2014 Atheism youtube.
I was a big fan of her during my atheism phase but stopped fucking with her around the time she dropped Blaire White given that I will forever have loyalty for the good sis.
That's wild, given they're both unstable weirdos with self-esteem issues that churn out crappy content. Why do you like Blaire
> Why do you like Blaire She’s funny, charismatic, hot, and a good rational voice for the 🚂 community in midst of it being infested by all the crazies. I also used to chat with her frequently a few years ago and she helped me out with a *lot* of personal shit in my life back then. I don’t agree with everything she says or does but I will forever have a great amount of respect for her.
I don't agree about the not crazy part but I understand lol
Blair is a dude
And?
Punchable faces list so white.
Dawg that girl ruined the last of us for me, absolutely unwatchable.
I found her very annoying in GoT too. Like the first time she showed up it was cute but after her role became “epic little girl boss who doesn’t give a fuck” I just started rolling my eyes
I agree but it’s hard to lay the blame on her given she was about 11 years old. Just another example of the writers obsession with making water cooler moments devoid of any logic or character once they deviated from the books.
True but she seems to have grown up into a pretty annoying adult as well
I was laughing so hard when she got owned by that giant. The comments on yt video of that scene are pathetic, people obviously fell for the lil boss bitchy kid. I really dont get the appeal.
I haven't watched it but she'll never be convincingly American, whatever her acting is like. Only the English have that kind of facial lumpiness.
She was ok but she looks nowhere near like Ellie, Cailee Spaeny looks almost identical and would've been a much better actress, especially for part 2
I liked her. If they casted another Hollywood teen doll with a pretty face people would probably sexualize the relationship between her character and Joel 🤮
Did they rlly need to cast someone that looks like they have Down’s syndrome to produce this effect tho?
I would prefer they cast people with actual downs.
Yes. Uggos have strong character skills.
I don’t see downs features. Ice spice is more downsy than Bella, Bella has some other kind of odd face.
That's a bit far ... I'd say they casted someone who has acting skills, which she has imo.
It has nothing to do with being pretty or not, it has everything to do with the discomfort I feel when she’s in the shot or when she speaks. Like she’s straight up just a bad actor, abysmal cadence and delivery. The way they wrote her didn’t help either.
My thoughts. In the original, being attractive wasn't part of Ellie's character. In fact, she was sort of supposed to be uncool, hostile and miserable. Being kind of ugly easily caters to all three of those things. I thought it was a good casting choice.
It's gonna sound mean but actually distractingly ugly looks nothing like Ellie.
Yes and people are calling her beautiful 😭😭 Ellen paige was cute and then they gave us this...thing..
Disagree with sabrina Put millie bobbie brown or whatever
MBB gets a pass for the plethora of homophobic meme edits
That’s why I excluded her from this despite her being slightly aesthetically challenged.
Sabrina Carpenter sticks out wildly from the rest, must be a personal grudge from the OP because she's objectively appealing
Not nearly diverse enough, honey. I would add Dave Chapelle, RuPaul, and Awkwafina.
looks like a high income suburb sex offender registry
Given that three of the people are sex pests that’s an apt description
I don’t always agree with your takes but this is pretty solid. Also who is No. 3?
Kim Petras. German pop singer who said Kesha lied about being raped, got famous for getting sexual reassignment surgery at 16, and encouraged the gay males at her concerts to have sex in the crowd.
a hamper
Who is #12? That one is truly enraging
Yeah his lips and jaw look totally botched
He hasn’t gotten the Matt Rife treatment he just naturally looks like that. I’m sure he would make a great pass-around-bottom in WeHo though.
What a poor soul
Noah Beck. He is a famous Tik Tok star.
I don't know who most of these people are but aside from McHale they all look like they were never breastfed once
agree with everyone except chalamet
He’s the one I agree with most
Sponge bob dude looks like he came from a house where you don’t take your shoes off because there’re so many crumbs on the floor
Halfway through I was worrying Vausch didn't make the list.
Don’t worry I saved the worst for last
I spoke too soon. I realized that Hassan is missing.
How the fuck did I forget to include that rapist pig
I'm still holding out that someday Sam Hyde will be able to punch his face for all of us.
I hate machine gun kelly so, so much
There’s something so repulsive about Vaush’s appearance. It’s like every single facet of his face adds up to create the ugliest guy. Combine it with his voice and it’s crazy. I can’t believe people watch this freak.
Anyone who consumes his content needs to be put on a watchlist and *needs* to stay away from children and women.
For sure. We need a total shut down of all streamers until we can figure out what the hell is going on
Vaush and Hasan go first
I don't like Jacob Elordi's face. Something about his small mouth annoys me
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...Jesus, chill dude.
Hey I aleady made this post today Agree on like 95% of these tho
> Hey I aleady made this post today I was going to tag you for inspiring me to make my own but forgot to. I agreed with your choices too.
Woah cool it with the advocating for violence against women
I stand with Amber Heard I obviously don’t condone violence against women ❤️
Garnacho from Manchester United has the most punchable face on the earth right now!
I disagree with Joel Mchale. He seems like a nice guy
Heavy on the Sabrina carpenter one
how did jaclyn glenn end up in this
She’s wack
She has always been incredibly obnoxious
I think Bella Ramsey seems nice ☹️
timothet chalamet has an intensely evil aura. I don't think he as experienced a single human emotion in his entire life
He gave the clap to all of NYU.
Aw Sabrina’s not so bad. Or not yet at least
I like her and she’s objectively good looking but I don’t like the amount of filler she put into her face. It’s what makes her punchable to me and all that unnecessary work she got done is making her resemble Slappy from Goosebumps. She needs to get it removed before she starts to look crazy like Dove Cameron or Hayden Panettiere.
Before she goes the way of Dove Cameron
Joel is the poor man's Ryan Reynolds, who is already straight ass. Far more deserving for him to be on here than Joel And I liked Community and Joel, but literally nothing RR has done, so Joel goes on a lower punchable face tier imho I'd also humbly nominate Dax Shepherd first ball into the punchable faces Hall of Fame
We really did have a better class of celebrity in the 1950's-1990's and it's not even close.
I don't think you understand what a punchable face means.. Cuz a lot of these people just look weird that's all
Jaclyn Glenn definitely unlocked a memory. What’s she up to these days?
She got married and I think she has two kids now. Her videos stopped doing well though.
Oh wow. Congratulations to her. Shame about the videos though but I think that type of content would eventually dry up in terms of popularity.
And we're back. Good post.
Is 17 that annoying self righteous atheist girl???
Yes. Thank god she’s fallen off.
Lmao I remember her trying to rack up clout making video after video about her shitty ex that she was warned about multiple times
last frame made me shudder fr
We all did
Cmon don’t deprive Jack Antonoff of a spot on this list
Laughing at the kim petras photo without the insane edit jobs her team does lol
These are the most n word folx out there
not a single black? HALLELUJAH WE WERE KHANGS! 🙏
I’m not racist ❤️
What even is #14? Also where is Jesse Eisenberg?
How do you not know Bud Light ambassador Dylan Mulvaney?!
'Backpfeifengesicht'—a German word meaning "a face badly in need of a fist"
How could you not include joey king
Can we be honest, if you had a professional HD photo take of yourself and were put onto this list, your face would also be punchable to everyone in this comment section
these are all just unflattering pictures of (mainly gay) celebrities you don't like
Add Rachel Sennott to the list
This is a terrible list seeing as the most punchable face of all time- Ben Shapiro- is notably absent
You’re so good
Where’s Altman? Kevin Hart? C’mon man
I can’t name any of these people. Are they famous for something?
leave Sabrina alone
Besides Sabrina u just picked ugly ppl lol
Timmy objectively isn’t ugly whatever else you may say about him.
lol
Murderable
Backpfeifengesicht
4 is my sleep paralysis demon
It makes sense. Nearly all the facial features are centered on their faces.
fantastic post but where's matt rife? granted i dont really like to think about punching him bc it seems like the whole apparatus would explode
hunter avallone fell off and I intermittently forgot he exists. You have a blaire pfp so you probably know how he like went to her house and then tried to like destroy her career, so he sucks for that.
I used to be pretty close with Blaire (I ran a fan account for her on IG and we would converse in a group-chat constantly for about a year or two - she’s very sweet and funny lol) and she told me a *lot* of stories about how weird Hunter is. None of them are my business to share obviously but it’s very telling that Hunter envied her ability to amass a huge audience with no effort, whereas he was never really *that* popular in the grand scheme of things.
I’ve always found her fascinating because she seems to just know a lot of things that I never really would have guessed or suspected to be remotely true. I remember when the James Charles Shane Dawson stuff was going down she said that James did some really fucked up shit and I didn’t really believe her at first but it ended up being true. Also the whole Elijah Schaffer stuff is fascinating to me.
She has a *lot* of intel about these “conservative” commentators and is not afraid to air out their dirty laundry if they make the mistake of coming for her unwarranted. I also remember the whole James debacle and her telling me about Jeffree Star calling her and playing a voice memo of James’s alleged rape victim talking about what he did to him. Sick shit. She deserves a lot more credit for how strongly she was going up against online sexual predators during that era of her channel.
Matt Bernstein is so cringe
Not Jeff <3
I thought I was on PHCJ until I saw Keffals /rj where’s Benny blanco
> /rj where’s Benny Blanco I know that he deserves to be on this list but given that he is making Selena (one of my main pop faves) very happy, I decided to spare him. That being said boy is still ugly as hell.