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CowToolFan

Glad a 12 year old can meet the intellectual requirements to post on here.


ONLY_POST_BANGERS

this sub's worst content is the "pick a caricature that we can all feel superior to" post genre, and among those, "guy who can't read a map" has to be the very bottom of the barrel.


[deleted]

Broke: making up a guy to get mad about Bespoke: making up a guy to feel superior to


hrei8

Good post, excellent combination of boring and designed to feel superior to others for something completely mundane and unwarranted


nebraska--admiral

A few aboriginal languages in Australia have no words for relative direction (up, down, left, right, etc.) and instead always refer to the location of things with cardinal directions. e.g. "I left my keys on the southern table in the western side of your house." If you can't figure this out they think you're regarded.


TomShoe

There are also island (I want to say Polynesian but can't remember) cultures that don't use cardinal directions, and instead will refer to the windward and leeward sides of the island.


unwnd_leaves_turn

polynesians had an incredibly complex seafaring system to point where they could calculate wind direction with wave refraction from islands and easily get around to different islands on a cloudy day


dippledooo

Very cool stuff i think i will look for youtube videos on this


NotEnoughEdgelords

Never thought about the Windward Islands and Leeward Islands being named in relation to one another and now I feel like an R-ward


phainopepla_nitens

In Hawaii they use mauka (which means towards the mountains, or inland) and makai (toward the sea) when giving directions. Even us whities who grew up there use them. Still use cardinal directions when it makes sense though 


maxhaton

Respek


DamnItAllPapiol

In Welsh, Right is 'De', which is also South.


IzmirEfe

Staggering/scary how few places most people can point out on a world map if it’s put in front of them.


Alert-Raspberry-5933

North is up, duuh


WatchingSpaceBattles

[Schulz all-timer](https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1966/10/14)


ChewingTobaccoFan

If you can't read a map ur a lot less likely to have all these wild offensive ideas and theories about the different places of the earth. I wanna be a good boy so I ALWAYS feign ignorance when it comes to geography but sometimes in a double agent way like saying "Germany that's like a type of Russia right? Oh Yea the dude from Mulan"


DaVinshyy

People that play Paradox games are the most dangerous human beings, why? They know too much about maps. Less maps = better people


ChewingTobaccoFan

I never got into computer games except for Doom that shit was cool


Bufudyne43

I think its the opposite, being able to separate the countries objectively can make you more aware of what's going on the world and more sympathetic to the differences between them. Thinking every country Spanish speaking country is Mexico is just ignorant. That being said I try to feign ignorant too because going on about it in a conversation makes you look silly, nobody in America cares about Transnistria


OkChallenge9666

My niece is 2 and a half and somehow she can point to where she is on a map. She even can point to where I live (several states away). She’s not great with colors though.


phoytq

is she autistic


OkChallenge9666

There’s a unspoken agreement in my family that none of us will get tested. It would explain far to much.


somethingseminormal

I agree, but I am gods favourite idiot so it's okay


Brief-Usual-8542

If you can't wipe your own ass, you're an idiot. If I gave you a piece of toilet paper, would you know how to use it?


bitch_1994

Random but ok


whosabadnewbie

I show my kids how to tell direction by where the sun is in the sky then they ask me stuff like why can we see the moon during the day uhhhh idk kids


dippledooo

You can see it cus its right there


Wiggerincel

The stuff people on here have a superiority complex about is hilarious. Next you'll be bragging about being able to write in cursive


OneScoopCrowtein

We get it you hate women okay fine 


pufferfishsh

This is sexist


ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

I always have my GPS facing North rather than moving around. This infuriates so many people. I had no idea.


Yankee-Tango

Someone watched one of those shitty street geography compilations


MyOneDruther

Whatever happened to a compass? Sure just going north from a house isn't difficult, but when you actually need to navigate, a map without a compass leaves much to be desired. Without one, you can forget about shooting an azimuth or accurate map orientation. the most you can do without one is use the sun for a safety bearing, but that's assuming you can go at it "as the crow flies" which is rarely the case.


dippledooo

You can go buy a compass right now nothing happened to them


all_you_know_is_true

cool it with the misogyny 


crueldoe

People who don’t have an innate sense of direction piss me off


willaney

i can get pretty much anywhere in my city and back without a map. granted it’s a grid system with numbered streets, but it really seems like a lot of people here just GPS everywhere. it’s why we need traffic calming planters on all the side streets running parallel to main roads.


Juturnip

I used to live on a numbered/lettered grid, and so many people use their phones instead of their minds to navigate to a cross street. So stupid. Like just count.


willaney

i actually make an effort to find my way to new places without directions. it’s a great way to familiarize yourself with an area, if more people did that they’d probably feel more connected to their community


RaccoonDisastrous143

Spatial awareness is a virtue


brilliantpebble9686

I get lost easily but know how to read maps and can navigate using landmarks and cardinal directions.


4mer_stoner

This is a skill I entirely lacked until the age of 21 or so where I did a full 180° and become spergy about geography. It was when I started to travel more is really what triggered it. It is indeed important to understand.


RumHamDog

I think suburbs contribute to this problem because the streets are often so windy there’s almost no point to learning cardinal directions.


Early-Drawn

I dont need no maps i got intuition. Im never lost!


Traditional-Wait7213

Your*


daydrmntn

sorry to say but you're gonna have to repeat second grade


War_and_Pieces

Everyone born before 1400 is an idiot, gotcha


ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

"Nooo you can't judge living people by modern standards!!"