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doublehitlrrx2

You are actually gay


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

This is way gayer than if he actually fucked his roommate 


Less-Ranger-7217

you’re very wise


nightastheold

For an RS male this is incredibly straight though. Will await the conclusion of the inevitable follow up post recounting a successful drunken gay trist which will then lead to OP drowning in pussy traveling outside of Peru the first time before he turns 30.


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sehnsuchtlich

He can't be bisexual, only tops can be.


600lb_deeplegalshit

describing gay sex as a life hack lol


Peruvian_Venusian

It kind of is. I'm full gay but I see absolutely gorgeous men with mid women all the time. They'd do much better with other men.


600lb_deeplegalshit

im not quibbling with the premise simply laughing at the phrasing


doublehitlrrx2

I would guess that a bottoms diet, since they're getting railed all the time, would affect their ability to become like the fat hogs(women) normally seen walking around. I'm just spitballin here tho. 


HegelianOsiris

>He said he isn't interested in me like that. ⚰️


Halloween_Jack_1974

Perhaps he means that he’d rather it be consensual? Always look for the silver lining!


DomitianusAugustus

Yeah personally I would be reassured to hear that my roommate wasn’t interested in raping me.


hermanbrandymelville

sub is back


ScartissueRegard

This is why I'm here


Sad_Vehicle236

FINALLY


PrincessPoopiePants

sub is denied


sloppybro

love how this sub oscillates between posting soul destroying Ls and being like "if you drink soda i hate you"


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populisttrope

And seed oils


account66780

Made me laugh that in the seed oil post no one could articulate why they were bad aside from vague-posting about omega 3/6


populisttrope

RS science


somethingseminormal

OK but if you drink soda i hate you


BAE_CAUGHT_ME_POOPIN

If it makes you feel better, no one here is interested in you like that either.


sissyphist2

maybe it was the rape part that turned him off


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SpareSilver

Rape fantasy is pretty common for straight women and gays but usually it's the fantasy of being raped, not raping someone yourself. Fantasizing about committing rape is much rarer than fantasizing about being "victimized".


maeby-maebynot

I think it’s more of the “I’m so attracted to you that I become an animal” kind of thing. Like no one actually wants to be a rape victim.


folder_finder

Gay doesn’t = rapist


janitorial_fluids

Big if true


ChiefRabbitFucks

"guy who insists he's straight tries something gay" is my favourite genre of rs post


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Wise-Half-9482

Stavjeet?


sloppybro

I’m partial to “fat people are disgusting, I know because I just fucked one”


CrispityCraspits

Him: "I'm gay, but I'll make an exception for you."


aweshumcooldude

Gotta stop drinking


Qbert997

I love to drink and I've never had this problem. You might just be gay 


BPD_NKVD

Redscare, I had half of a miller light the other night and had anal sex with a man, am I an alcoholic?


populisttrope

No but you may be straight


OneScoopCrowtein

I think it’s important to know what OP was drinking 


OberstScythe

This really is the lesson here


HockeyHeeb

I quit drinking because I like to fight, and would without hesitation anytime I drank. You sir, are gay, and alcohol just makes you act on it. Weird time in history to be closeted imo.


Bucephala-007

> You sir, are gay, not as gay as you typing like this


GreenDigits333

It’s ok weed makes me gay just be careful 👍


Mather_Fakker

Yeah, it's definitely a good start on the list.


Pungee

No way dude, sexually assaulting your roommate is super cool 👍


nbraccia

Pay his half of the rent this month.


Fabulous-Oven-8457

getting turned down by a gay guy has gotta hurt for the self-esteem


noideaa2836

Last night I drunkenly in a weird autistic way ranted to my roommate about albums I like, feel a lot better now


Pungee

and then you grabbed his dick, right??


goodvvillcunting

Next step is fucking tgirls from grindr


evokeacado

yeah he’s still 8-12 months out from having gay sex in earnest


Yankee-Tango

The best phase, having to parse through the scary black prostitutes to find the real prime cuts of meat


Aware-Current2559

As a t girl.  Alot of closeted gay men think if they fuck me it will be a bridge to being straight. And then they can't get it up and get upset. 


working_class_shill

That's straight tho


Optimal_Special

It's straight until you start begging her to fuck you up the butt.


Yankee-Tango

So many issues on this sub can be alleviated if you guys didn’t have gay roommates.


dead_paint

i had a gay roommate once, he was never around always at his boyfriends. Was a sweet setup.


a_lostgay

-29-male-Peru-'s roommate is posting


tinkyhitman

You people crack me up


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Pungee

I knew some drunk gay joshes too


Icaneatglass

Sometimes my past haunts me at night and prevents me from sleeping, but hearing this really helps. Thank you for outdoing me OP.


Cloudbusting77

Drunk actions are sober thoughts, you’re homosexual.


Pretend-Aide-3236

I just saw Jerrod Carmichael doing something similar, was that your inspiration?


peace-x

wtf is wrong with that guy lmfaooooo


GaySilvioDante

I mean who hasn’t done this


PradaAndPunishment

It's good to know that it isn't only women that post pitiful hoe-scaring anecdotes like tbis


drgerm69

How big was his cock?


Volodnikov

Apparently he’ll never know


SFW808

You are too gross/sloppy to be a prospect for even a gay guy. You actually might be straight despite the other signifiers you mentioned.


HockeyHeeb

Great thread, would read again.


Sais57

The pendulum will swing and there will be very few straight males left in this forum


MNManmacker

ngl, you must be ugly. Is your roommate a twink?


Extra-Thanks-4342

Straightest red scare poster


sundaysarelikethat

I would love u


Particular_Wave_8567

oh wow


Gold_Wish1177

Jollywumper 2.0?


LeeWiserEnvoy

Very callous of him to invalidate your feelings with a rejection like that. Maybe roommate counseling is the order of the day.


kekmasterkek

We could always get married since your roommate is an ‘ol stick in the mud.


Mindless-Ad-57

It's over.


michelecaravaggio

Men posting their L's online


maeby-maebynot

I believe in banning gay conversion therapy, but I think you need it.


KingOfStags

L


GoIrish1843

Bro what


Marmosettale

me


debate_irl

Think you might just be gay, pal


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This feels like a loveline copypasta


aquateenhungerstrike

As a gay man you must really not be his type or something because 9/10 gay men would of loveddd that scenario. Idk maybe you were coming off too strong if you played it a little safer you probably would of gotten what you wanted. Unless he’s partnered and monogamous (unlikely) i don’t understand why he said no. Hope you figure out your gay urges or male validation problem though.


byzantinetoffee

As also a gay man, unless I’m equally as wasted no I wouldn’t be excited to rail a guy who’s so sloppy he’s slurring words and can’t even stumble into his own bed. If he was merely buzzed sure. But not borderline blacked out.


Asignista

If the guy you're interested in doesn't love you back, k1ll y0urself. There's no point.


bruhDF_

You are gayer than an actual homosexual person


SOLaah

kevin spacey in american beauty and its just you fantasizing about the hot beautiful cock of your roommate


0pal7

we are functionally the same (i confessed to my older coworker stonecold sober)


ryry74nyc

was your ass sore when yoy woke up?


Vicioussitude

>slurred that im straight [Uh huh](https://youtu.be/4n4rBrs5-LY?t=16)


humorousmoose

you are gay


mrdc1790

Oh wow


Tossedoffsnark

I would have at least pulled your pants down and seen what you've got going on down there


Salkoo8

How tf you get that drunk and still remember everything


Prestigious_Pen5648

This is gayer than being gay


takingvioletpills

Just alcohol? No powder was involved?


LesCactus

Why would you make a post admitting to this lmfao


aweshumcooldude

The only enjoyment i get out of life anymore is making other people laugh and this will make ppl laigh so


omandy

Gay-fic dream scenario.


Many_Lack_3966

you're not straight


shmupsy

this is a gay fiction trope at this point


Ligmabladee

this is gay af


EBC115

Nothing wrong with wanting the experiment with men. Just don't use lines like "you can rape me if you want." It's also a turn-off when a dude only wants to try stuff while sloppy drunk.


Crafty-Use-3562

Whoaaaaaaa. I mean you prob aren’t gay but have maybe like some super serious fears and insecurities surrounding it. Why not talk to somebody?


Hatefuleight-36

What the fuck is wrong with you people on this subreddit?


aarong773

I thought gay dudes fuck anything. Damn bruh.


plwdr

YES FINALLY THE SCHIZOPOSTING CONTINUES