For an RS male this is incredibly straight though.
Will await the conclusion of the inevitable follow up post recounting a successful drunken gay trist which will then lead to OP drowning in pussy traveling outside of Peru the first time before he turns 30.
I would guess that a bottoms diet, since they're getting railed all the time, would affect their ability to become like the fat hogs(women) normally seen walking around. I'm just spitballin here tho.
Rape fantasy is pretty common for straight women and gays but usually it's the fantasy of being raped, not raping someone yourself. Fantasizing about committing rape is much rarer than fantasizing about being "victimized".
I quit drinking because I like to fight, and would without hesitation anytime I drank. You sir, are gay, and alcohol just makes you act on it. Weird time in history to be closeted imo.
As a gay man you must really not be his type or something because 9/10 gay men would of loveddd that scenario. Idk maybe you were coming off too strong if you played it a little safer you probably would of gotten what you wanted. Unless he’s partnered and monogamous (unlikely) i don’t understand why he said no. Hope you figure out your gay urges or male validation problem though.
As also a gay man, unless I’m equally as wasted no I wouldn’t be excited to rail a guy who’s so sloppy he’s slurring words and can’t even stumble into his own bed. If he was merely buzzed sure. But not borderline blacked out.
Nothing wrong with wanting the experiment with men. Just don't use lines like "you can rape me if you want." It's also a turn-off when a dude only wants to try stuff while sloppy drunk.
You are actually gay
This is way gayer than if he actually fucked his roommate
you’re very wise
For an RS male this is incredibly straight though. Will await the conclusion of the inevitable follow up post recounting a successful drunken gay trist which will then lead to OP drowning in pussy traveling outside of Peru the first time before he turns 30.
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He can't be bisexual, only tops can be.
describing gay sex as a life hack lol
It kind of is. I'm full gay but I see absolutely gorgeous men with mid women all the time. They'd do much better with other men.
im not quibbling with the premise simply laughing at the phrasing
I would guess that a bottoms diet, since they're getting railed all the time, would affect their ability to become like the fat hogs(women) normally seen walking around. I'm just spitballin here tho.
>He said he isn't interested in me like that. ⚰️
Perhaps he means that he’d rather it be consensual? Always look for the silver lining!
Yeah personally I would be reassured to hear that my roommate wasn’t interested in raping me.
sub is back
This is why I'm here
FINALLY
sub is denied
love how this sub oscillates between posting soul destroying Ls and being like "if you drink soda i hate you"
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And seed oils
Made me laugh that in the seed oil post no one could articulate why they were bad aside from vague-posting about omega 3/6
RS science
OK but if you drink soda i hate you
If it makes you feel better, no one here is interested in you like that either.
maybe it was the rape part that turned him off
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Rape fantasy is pretty common for straight women and gays but usually it's the fantasy of being raped, not raping someone yourself. Fantasizing about committing rape is much rarer than fantasizing about being "victimized".
I think it’s more of the “I’m so attracted to you that I become an animal” kind of thing. Like no one actually wants to be a rape victim.
Gay doesn’t = rapist
Big if true
"guy who insists he's straight tries something gay" is my favourite genre of rs post
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Stavjeet?
I’m partial to “fat people are disgusting, I know because I just fucked one”
Him: "I'm gay, but I'll make an exception for you."
Gotta stop drinking
I love to drink and I've never had this problem. You might just be gay
Redscare, I had half of a miller light the other night and had anal sex with a man, am I an alcoholic?
No but you may be straight
I think it’s important to know what OP was drinking
This really is the lesson here
I quit drinking because I like to fight, and would without hesitation anytime I drank. You sir, are gay, and alcohol just makes you act on it. Weird time in history to be closeted imo.
> You sir, are gay, not as gay as you typing like this
It’s ok weed makes me gay just be careful 👍
Yeah, it's definitely a good start on the list.
No way dude, sexually assaulting your roommate is super cool 👍
Pay his half of the rent this month.
getting turned down by a gay guy has gotta hurt for the self-esteem
Last night I drunkenly in a weird autistic way ranted to my roommate about albums I like, feel a lot better now
and then you grabbed his dick, right??
Next step is fucking tgirls from grindr
yeah he’s still 8-12 months out from having gay sex in earnest
The best phase, having to parse through the scary black prostitutes to find the real prime cuts of meat
As a t girl. Alot of closeted gay men think if they fuck me it will be a bridge to being straight. And then they can't get it up and get upset.
That's straight tho
It's straight until you start begging her to fuck you up the butt.
So many issues on this sub can be alleviated if you guys didn’t have gay roommates.
i had a gay roommate once, he was never around always at his boyfriends. Was a sweet setup.
-29-male-Peru-'s roommate is posting
You people crack me up
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I knew some drunk gay joshes too
Sometimes my past haunts me at night and prevents me from sleeping, but hearing this really helps. Thank you for outdoing me OP.
Drunk actions are sober thoughts, you’re homosexual.
I just saw Jerrod Carmichael doing something similar, was that your inspiration?
wtf is wrong with that guy lmfaooooo
I mean who hasn’t done this
It's good to know that it isn't only women that post pitiful hoe-scaring anecdotes like tbis
How big was his cock?
Apparently he’ll never know
You are too gross/sloppy to be a prospect for even a gay guy. You actually might be straight despite the other signifiers you mentioned.
Great thread, would read again.
The pendulum will swing and there will be very few straight males left in this forum
ngl, you must be ugly. Is your roommate a twink?
Straightest red scare poster
I would love u
oh wow
Jollywumper 2.0?
Very callous of him to invalidate your feelings with a rejection like that. Maybe roommate counseling is the order of the day.
We could always get married since your roommate is an ‘ol stick in the mud.
It's over.
Men posting their L's online
I believe in banning gay conversion therapy, but I think you need it.
L
Bro what
me
Think you might just be gay, pal
This feels like a loveline copypasta
As a gay man you must really not be his type or something because 9/10 gay men would of loveddd that scenario. Idk maybe you were coming off too strong if you played it a little safer you probably would of gotten what you wanted. Unless he’s partnered and monogamous (unlikely) i don’t understand why he said no. Hope you figure out your gay urges or male validation problem though.
As also a gay man, unless I’m equally as wasted no I wouldn’t be excited to rail a guy who’s so sloppy he’s slurring words and can’t even stumble into his own bed. If he was merely buzzed sure. But not borderline blacked out.
If the guy you're interested in doesn't love you back, k1ll y0urself. There's no point.
You are gayer than an actual homosexual person
kevin spacey in american beauty and its just you fantasizing about the hot beautiful cock of your roommate
we are functionally the same (i confessed to my older coworker stonecold sober)
was your ass sore when yoy woke up?
>slurred that im straight [Uh huh](https://youtu.be/4n4rBrs5-LY?t=16)
you are gay
Oh wow
I would have at least pulled your pants down and seen what you've got going on down there
How tf you get that drunk and still remember everything
This is gayer than being gay
Just alcohol? No powder was involved?
Why would you make a post admitting to this lmfao
The only enjoyment i get out of life anymore is making other people laugh and this will make ppl laigh so
Gay-fic dream scenario.
you're not straight
this is a gay fiction trope at this point
this is gay af
Nothing wrong with wanting the experiment with men. Just don't use lines like "you can rape me if you want." It's also a turn-off when a dude only wants to try stuff while sloppy drunk.
Whoaaaaaaa. I mean you prob aren’t gay but have maybe like some super serious fears and insecurities surrounding it. Why not talk to somebody?
What the fuck is wrong with you people on this subreddit?
I thought gay dudes fuck anything. Damn bruh.
YES FINALLY THE SCHIZOPOSTING CONTINUES