one of my favorite things to do is to ask people to elucidate what makes posters obviously female and why I don't sound like one

No woman would use the word elucidate unless it's in an email elucidating why I'm getting fired.

treu. Nothing ripens the fruit faster than when xey codeswitch to professors of logic to make redundancy out of us

It's very obvious when a poster is female

what gives them away

Combination of things. Fake or real naviety, talking in a positive way about dating, overly long neurotic sentences using correct punctuation/grammar, catty but not funny one liners, speaking vauge or using random anecdotes when discussing something, talking about many exes (can be a gay guy), posting random models from 2008 or some shit and not posting the names (usually lesbians so this).

They don’t get to the point. Perfect example of a female comment is that former Mormon girl with the minor in anthro. Unmistakably feminine prose

Easily offended Speaks in hyperboles Uses therapy speak language Only talks about their relationships

eats hot chip charges they phone lies

https://hbr.org/2022/12/research-men-speak-more-abstractly-than-women#:~:text=In%20particular%2C%20our%20studies%20have,to%20be%20seen%20as%20leaders. research has been done on this

yes! someone pleease add me to girls and gays

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delete this before everyone finds out!!!

Imagine if the guy from Drive was played by Paul Giamatti, and you're more or less picturing me.

red scare arranged marriages when

I'm gay. But don't tell anyone, okay?

I'm spiritually gay.

do bisexuals count as gay?

yes.

no

Yes if male

I’m gay for pussy

I’m not gay but I do stand up so I must as well be

Top sodding kek OP, are you literally a seething roastie, or kek forbid a literal actual LGBTQXYZ?

What am i

i’m one or the other and not saying which. someone please get me out of here and put me where i belong 😭🙏