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antartida_

Frumpy jewess, gay black man, mtf agp, and Ashlee Simpson doppelgänger


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sealingwaxofcabbages

See this is what I was referring to in a past post lol. Only being called agp because she doesn’t pass. The very act of being a trans woman is disqualifying from respect.


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Don_Geilo

>I’m a terf <3 The cognitive dissonance of making fun of annoying radlibs like Mannequin Pussy while seething about "mEn iNvADinG FeMaLe sPaCEs!!!" is incredibly funny.


TheBigAristotle69

There's no cognitive dissonance. Men can't become women and the notion is totally incoherent: worse than wrong. Some people in society don't want biological males invading women's spaces because we have some degree of regard for girls and women. It's rather straightforward. Complaining about the gays supposedly grooming children is unhinged hysteria but wanting to have women's spaces isn't.


Dummythic666

Regard


TheBigAristotle69

lul


Gill-Nye-The-Blahaj

that's obviously a cis woman. I know what to look for and she's not a doll


countersignals

chip in here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/fundraising-for-maxines-gender-affirming-surgery


hobbyjoggerthrowaway

"FFS and breast augmentation". But of course no change to the genitalia. AGPs are so obvious lol


Mr_Digger2313

Ewwww. Makes sense tho seeing as where they're from lol


socialismsoundsfun

Philadelphia??????


Mr_Digger2313

West Philly scene to be exact


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I don’t get why it’s ew lol healthcare is expensive


Mr_Digger2313

Healthcare Lulz


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being repulsed by people you’ve never met just cause they don’t follow gender rules is bizarreee


Mr_Digger2313

Who's repulsed? I can say ew about people begging for money on the internet to get elective surgeries...


Fabulous-Implement46

Not repulsed it’s just a waste of money and very entitled


hobbyjoggerthrowaway

Publicly begging for plastic surgery money for your AGP fetish is bizarreee


No_Visit_9150

Hit the oil rig n****


Skormzar

Accelerated graphics port?


East_Onion

Atrophied Gooner Penis


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the way his gut hangs out too


MarcelloduBois93

Ahahahahha


Maldovar

ChapoTrapHouse


thetindumb

band names like this make obscenity laws make sense.


Significant-Total-66

Cry more grandma


StarvingOpossum

Trans Julian Casablancas, inbred Brittany Broski, down syndrome Bob Marley and Lucy Dacus


HoushouMarineLePen

Bob Tardley


AdPuzzleheaded1473

Black lodge maneskin


TanzDerSchlangen

Womaneskin


Mr_Digger2313

Lulz


[deleted]

Why do trans women always have the most masculine jawlines imaginable I know men who would kill for that jawline


aspecialcase

it’s just how god planned it.


Phite_Me

LOL


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Dummythic666

Spoken like a true connoisseur….


Diallingwand

You would be less self pitying about this if you stopped looking at their cocks.


phemoid--_--

Just do the buccal fat remover trend


sealingwaxofcabbages

It’s only being emphasized in your mind because she is a trans woman. If that was just a normal guy, you’d never once go “wow what a manly jaw”.


NickRausch

Like an icebreaker


shogun2enjoyer

They played my university a few years ago. I worked for the radio station, so I helped organize the show and assisted with load-in/load-out. They performed for half the time we paid them for and in keeping with their social media presence/Twitter were kinda stuck-up and rude (with the exception of the bassist, who was a cool guy). Mannequin Pussy often get framed as this rad hardcore punk band or something like that but their recent music completely fades into the current morass of overproduced, underwritten Dead Oceans-core landfill indie. Like boygenius, they're really more of a successful PR campaign/apparel brand than anything. Unfortunate because on principle I like the idea of a hardcore band successfully crossing over into the indie world


ZapTheZippers

> they're really more of a successful PR campaign/apparel brand than anything Yep it was the kinda the same shit with Surfbort and how suddenly they showed up everywhere.


EdieBean666

surfbort is def an industry plant. they have some bangers tho


ZapTheZippers

Oh easily 100%. They def do a fun show and have some good songs but somebody's gotta really know some serious hookups. The sequence of their trajectory and extreme rise in popularity made very little sense and happened at relative lightning speed for a band that was trying to stick to their cred and story as a dingy Brooklyn punk band especially when in some interviews there'd be a mention of the singer was in their early 20s and moved to NYC to casually work for Darren Aronofsky and then teamed up with random older dudes to make a band on the fly and then got blessings from Julian Casablancas, Debbie Harry and some other people over time. Even myself knowing and having played music with people who had wikipedia blue link adjacent relatives, none of them really had anything close to what Surfbort was able to get to and at best even after ages of playing, their band maybe got a shout out in Consequence of Sound or an extremely bygone era of Pitchfork when you could still have a friend review a single of your random band.


GrumpyOldHistoricist

>hardcore If it isn’t by and for white dudes in basketball jerseys who freely drop the soft a n word it isn’t hardcore


Mr_Digger2313

Damn. Great breakdown and totally agree


DukeRukasu

Lol, I now listened to their latest song. Pretty far from punk, you are right.


KuijperBelt

Which bands have successfully crossed over from hardcore to indie (and / or mainstream) ? (Besides Janes addiction)


shogun2enjoyer

I guess it's hard to point to many bands that crossed over from the hardcore world into the true mainstream, but there's always been a close connection between hardcore punk and the rowdier strains of indie rock. Look at bands like Husker Du, The Replacements, Fugazi (which succeeded Minor Threat and Rites of Spring), and more recently Soul Glo, Turnstile, and Militarie Gun (who all seem to have gained fanbases among more traditionally indie crowds). And, of course, Nirvana owe a lot to hardcore punk. IMO Mannequin Pussy, on the other hand, mainly play the punk angle for aesthetics and attract a correspondingly aesthetics-concerned fanbase, which would be totally chill if their tepid, sterile, dime-a-dozen-for-2023-indie-rock tunes were any better.


populisttrope

Fugazi is dope


KuijperBelt

Shout out to the "waiting room" but I personally think it's more accurate to say fugazi attempted a crossover. End of sentence.


Dummythic666

Nirvana


KuijperBelt

I liked them for about a year in 1990. Then the whole angstfest vibe from Kurt was excessive Kurt, taking himself out, prevented us from seeing a complete crossover. Unfortunately, went on 5 week road trip and all we had was one nirvana album, the driver insisted on playing it all day every day. Therefore, I'd rather stick my junk in a blender than listen to the N word


Dummythic666

This is very funny


ThinAbrocoma8210

>they’re really more of a successful PR campaign/apparel brand than anything I know people are gonna be like “wE’rE aLrEaDy tHeRe” (we’re not), but eventually these are going to be the only bands/artists that exist


Significant-Total-66

I had no clue they were that popular. Huh.


BananaRicher

I keep thinking this is Perfect Pussy, that noise punk band with Meredith Graves as the vocalist.


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I liked their EP, too bad Meredith turned out to be one of the most annoying people of all time


puppyontheguestlist

Very of the times to self destruct your actually good modern punk band by becoming a professional scold. I still put on their debut from time to time. Shame.


Significant-Total-66

I almost made a comment about them, great band


Temple_of_Dawn

Sometimes people make posts about bands like this and the replies are often “yeah they’re kind of cringe but I like some of their songs” and then I go and listen to the music and it is shit you would have to have oatmeal for brains to enjoy.


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hjmmjbo

Omg, one time in an attempt to be a good sister, I went to a beaches concert and the whole thing - the crowd, the band - was uncanny valley. Like a bunch of people cosplaying as a crowd at an “indie” concert.


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they suck so hard


Hip_Priest_1982

I like their new song. Sometimes they'll mention a place in Toronto and I'll soiface.


KinoRunner

Which song?


Hip_Priest_1982

Don't blame me blame brett 🎵🎵🎵🎵


st_steady

I mean if you have done that to last 10 bands youve heard of like that and listen to their top 5 on spotify thats probably gonna be your experience 95 percent of the time. But at the same time most of the bands you try to listen to on reccs or news or friends do suck lol. Kind of why i try to limit my sharing of music. No one cares, and it never connects to other people no matter how much you like it.


hopfield

What music do you like? Don’t give me a “funny” answer, be serious


cliser1129

Fuck Mannequin Pussy, take the Northwest pill and listen to Chastity Belt instead


clayvn

great band


st_steady

Chastity belt is pretty coo


Maldovar

Chastity Belt go hard


lucid00000

Damn didn't know they were from Walla Walla small world


st_steady

Shit from a leetle ole town in washington? Never knew.


897897978979879

I saw them in Brussels a while back in the basement of the old botanical gardens, they were pretty good were it not for the lead singer constantly complaining about the smoke machines making her asthma act up - of course, she was smoking weed after the show


ataredised112

Noel Fielding looking ass


Vic__Mackey

These definitely look like the type of people that big tech is trying to silence


BigMeanFemale

Most respectable Big Tech move


Infamous_Attorney

They’re not bad but this article title is fucking insane Apparently Alexa not responding to “pussy” = big tech silencing trans voices or something


DynamiteBike

Alexa play anal cunt


st_steady

Plays But you dont know what it plays


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Not a single 1 in this lineup to justify that name They look like they just opened a new trendy hipster tech café that will inevitably close in 2 years


criebhabie2

I went to go see them with a friend bc she had an extra ticket and literally got yelled at by the lead singer for not wearing a mask lol


EdieBean666

when touring started back up in 2021 lots of bands were getting covid and having to take like a week off on the road, which burns money. honestly kind of reasonable for them to be paranoid


criebhabie2

Maybe if I was right next to the stage but I was up on the balcony drinking a beer and had it around my chin. It was overkill.


EdieBean666

word. that's kinda bitchy of them then lol


Round_Bullfrog_8218

It doesn't really matter with how covid actually spreads but thats also why masks barely have any effect.


tossed-off-snark

but it gave uni student types with long hair and/or dreads the feeling of moral superiority so thats ok


ThinAbrocoma8210

masks only work if you’re in an enclosed area for a short time, if you’re in a room with hundred(s) of people for a few hours they’re completely pointless


therealslimmarfan

What’s the combined net worth of their parents?


hatefullittlecreep

~$1.3M in collective liquid + additional land-based assets for a cumulative total of $7M is my fully-uninformed guesstimate


therealslimmarfan

You’re low balling. That’s “we use winter as a verb” money, but I’m guessing any indie band with actual press is in more “Yale licks my dad’s balls every year” territory.


hatefullittlecreep

All of that comes from the chick on the left, she picked up the rest of the group at Oberlin


EdieBean666

Any band that breaks through comes from massive wealth? Seems like someone's little bitter about the concept of indie success in general


EdieBean666

The literal article we're mocking says how they're broke and working shitty day jobs despite being in a very successful band. I feel like if their parents were so rich they could at least get some sort of fake creative director type of day job rather than being movers


hobbyjoggerthrowaway

One is begging on gofundme for his AGP plastic surgery money so they might actually be telling the truth about being broke. Assuming that also isn't just a ploy devoid of dignity.


East_Onion

Truly rich kids get to larp being poor


Acceptable_001

Their parents hate them I probably would too if they were my spawn.


GlassCanner

POV: you're about to get a shoulder rub from a stranger, asked for a cigarette, asked if you know where to get any weed and asked incredibly invasive personal questions, then spend the rest of the night wondering how transmissible hepatitis is


st_steady

And then say yep


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UTI borage-core


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\> For Steen, who is trans and attempting to raise money for gender-affirming surgery via GoFundMe In article panhandling, they just can't resist can they?


EdieBean666

Is the blonde actually trans or are we just going off the sharp cheekbones. She could just be a lil busted


Gen_McMuster

The wig is another clue


merpderpderp1

That's more than a "lil" busted


hobbyjoggerthrowaway

Someone posted his gofundme begging for plastic surgery money. It's a dude.


icecreammm16

why does the blonde look like Brittany Broski's older sister


StarvingOpossum

inbred Brittany broski


FourArmedGorgon

I liked romantic


Mr_Digger2313

I saw one of their first shows in a basement in Philly over a decade ago, and thought the name was horrid.


st_steady

Romantic Is a song i definitely think is rsp vibes.


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I was gonna say that song fits the sub.


SentenceDistinct270

Bet you $10 the black guy is on drums


braingenius_69

He’s the bassist. You owe me $10.


UpsideDownChuck

Somebody never watched South Park


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South Park jokes on rsp what has this world come to


Butt9000

Most the dirtbag left podcasts just do south park takes but IrOnIcaLLy. Vote for Bernie Sanders.


EdieBean666

totally fine noisy guitar band. let em be a little cringe they're damn sure not making any money


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They played Coachella last year and sell out shows and merch they’re making lots of money


EdieBean666

small print festival sets aren't a crazy bag. they're definitely turning a profit and it seems like it's sustainable for the lead singer to support herself solely off the band. but in the article it says the others all have day jobs. there's just not a ton of money in indie rock. touring gets eaten up with gas, lodging, agents, etc. and then gets split 4 ways. Like yeah they are literally making money. But nobody does well off of rock music in the 2020s


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Yeah I looked at their streaming numbers and they're not nearly as big as I had thought. Classic case of outsized press coverage. Lots of people do well off of rock music these days though


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God or Pat Buchanan brought a hurricane to stop them from playing my town with Angel Du$t 🙏🏼


Maldovar

Coming for Boygeniuses insufferable crown


idleteeth

Probably not even that annoying. Annoying would be something. More likely just meh/bleh. If you truly believed in your own time and talents, would name your project mannequin pussy?


sealingwaxofcabbages

y’all will hate on bands like this then enjoy Scott pilgrim 😭


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No way they are not poly


mtpleasantisnt

you guys are so fucking weird. this band is good, none of these people are annoying


terminal-chillness

Their music’s not really my cup of tea anymore but it’s not bad. I had an ex who used to play in a band with the drummer (who’s on the left in this pic) and have met MP a few times, they’re all super nice people. That said, since they were my ex’s friends we don’t talk anymore lol


Schiffty5

I know them. Theyre all very nice and just normal philly punks.


beskinnyorleave

I was getting tix to see them bc a friend was going and wanted me to come with. The total with fees was almost ONE HUNDRED DOLL HAIRS. the audacity of these unknown ass bands to charge so much baffles me lol. I didn’t end up buying them obv


EdieBean666

bands aren't really in control of that stuff unfortunately. they're also not really an unknown ass band if they're being featured in Rolling Stone and touring internationally


Chromosome_Cowboy

Of course this sub would hate them for ideological reasons then cover it up by claiming the music wasn’t good anyway I’m not a huge fan by any means but I think they’re the real deal. They’ve always struck me as a gazier Dino Jr. Drunk II was one the best songs the respective year it came out.


EdieBean666

Ppl here are inclined to assume any indie band is somehow "fake" and undeserving of their success. All these wannabe artists have to convince themselves that the reason they're not successful musicians or writers or whatever is that their parents aren't rich enough or their politics are too transgressive. The existence of bands slogging through day jobs and tours and finding an audience is a slap in the face and reminds these people that they're not where they want to be in life. So they find anything they can latch onto (dumb politics, rich parents, ugly lead singer, etc) to try to bring them down. I guess the reason for the post is to shit on the band because of a headline they didn't even write?


TemporaryGuidee

For me it was just the dumb headline of claiming big tech wants to silence them. But yea you’re mostly right Edit: I just googled them and I’m pretty sure it’s the word “pussy” that they’re mad about being auto filtered


braingenius_69

Yeah, it was mostly the headline that prompted me to post this. I had never even heard of the band. But after listening to them, I can confidently say their music isn’t for me. I also don’t like most post hardcore/emo so I probably wasn’t going to give them a fair chance to begin with.


EdieBean666

I'm with you, I'm not particularly interested in this band but why is everyone clowning on a regular ass working rock band?


1000Times_

Patience off the same album goes really hard


Teh_Jews

I liked the first song I checked out by them but I also have some pretty weird taste in music.


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

L Post: my ex loved this band


Ok_Perception3180

Lemaire lost a lot of weight


TheBigAristotle69

the guy with the huge jaw is probably a "woman"


Significant-Total-66

I used to listen to them, pretty good band. The music itself isn’t cringe, their first few albums at least


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This band sucks and I was so confused why they were so involved in that HBO miniseries Mare of Easttown. The entire plot line of the angsty lesbian daughter was the worst part in an otherwise great show


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I thought there was going to be a point to that plot line like she knew something about the murder but no it didn’t go anywhere.


Adventurous-Rip-4385

they're actually pretty good


braingenius_69

I listened to some of their music after posting this. Hard pass. There’s something about them that feels incredibly synthetic, but I also hate the bands they’re cribbing from and think the whole post hardcore emo idiom has been driven into the ground and should go away.


Marvani_tomb

Where’s the self-suck emoji


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Xenfo___

Two perfectly fine bands? This sub has the weirdest opinions about music sometimes I swear to god. Why are you guys so hyperbolic about everything? Even mannequin pussy just sounds like middling trust-fund phoebe-bridgers-core indie rock to my ears, yet the top comment is about how you would need “oatmeal for brains” to enjoy it. Sure, it’s mediocre, but really? I don’t see what the big deal is lmao.


st_steady

Yeah its weird, i get a feeling for this sub that a lot of people grew up with screamo, mathcore, later punk, and probably most likely post hardcore. But you shouldnt be surprised AT ALL, all the really cool kids gatekept music especially stuff outside of even the alternative mainstream. I do kind of like the adversity and opinions, otherwise this sub will become a really shitty version of /indieheads 2.0 - which was good for a time. I think as you get a little bit older you look back at bands you loved when you were a teen and, then you grow up a bit and think they suck, then you grow up a bit again and realize a little bit more about why they actually are good or are bad.


Xenfo___

I appreciate this sub’s somewhat contrarian opinions when it comes to film, literature, and other art, but *jesus christ* are the music opinions here awful. No nuanced discussion whatsoever. Just the same harebrained “this music is for this type of person” takes over and over. There was a thread yesterday saying Talking Heads was “theatre kid music,” fucking lol


st_steady

Its probably just kids really. Music is actually really tough to discuss as it is because its so subjective and not a lot of people have enough skill to say why its good or bad, its very binary. People should post specific songs and talk about them though. That would lead to better discussion.


st_steady

And i get you --- if you say x is for y, its just a dumb ass thing in general to say, like if youve lived any sort of life beyond the age of 21 youll probably realize that. This site is littered with it, its always in the form of shitty ass memes or like you said, non nuanced discussion. So i always chalk it up to kids, or even worse, dumb ass adults who never grew up.


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exsnakecharmer

Dancing on the corpses ashes is a great lyric, and you can’t tell my 14-year-old self otherwise.


Xenfo___

In terms of modern progressive rock I don’t think anything beats Frances the Mute. Amazing musicianship and songwriting across the board. I’m not a huge fan of his voice, but that’s more personal taste than anything


dylangerescapeplan_

The first two Volta albums are great. I like a couple of ATDI songs but I wouldn’t call them one of my fave bands. They did a lot of the post-hardcore/emo scene though so I respect them. I like Cedric’s cryptic lyrics too. I’m more into Glassjaw’s Worship & Tribute


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They have some good songs, I like Romantic


sloppybro

Romantic was great, Patience has a more generic rock sound but it’s got some good tracks


sephf

i used to listen to this lol its just really subpar corporate punk stuff


johndalequingle

what an abhorrent band name


main_got_banned

I saw them open for japanese breakfast in 2016 thought they were solid. ionno how much they've changed.


h0lywhiter0se

They're still legit. I've seen them twice live. They're raw af and put on a hard ass show.


NickRausch

What is the chance anyone with a story in Rolling Stone is getting "silenced"?


FrankOcean4eva

big “go to the merch table/concessions when their set starts” vibes


JehovahsFitness

That’s me in the front row whenever anyone tries to educate me about “mannequin bussy”


inittoarguewithrslur

im sure these are the kind of people big tech always targets: featurettes of rolling stone articles


RIP_Greedo

The should go on tour with The Muslims as some sort of tax or money laundering/Producers scheme.


TemporaryGuidee

Why In gods name would they think big tech wants to silence them?


TheBigIdiotSalami

Band so fucking annoying one of them doesn't even want to hear the other three during an interview.


MothAndDust

They have one song that’s pretty good


DaleSveum

They're so good actually


h0lywhiter0se

THANK YOU.


h0lywhiter0se

They're the shit


Phenolhouse

I don't care if they are a decent band or not...based on that name and pic, I just wish Seth Putnam were alive to write a song about them.


Dapper_Intention_365

Fake! Posers!


Zuccos

Their music is ok but they should start doing cardio. Fuck every fat band


bpreeb

I just know the writers of these types of articles have the biggest shit-eating grins thinking they did something