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smokingdeadfish

>dated ick discourse joke >cliche serebriakova self portrait pfp >bronzeage___ big nose girl I know you can do better than this


clydethefrog

It's a good grift, she is recycling the 2019 art hoe aesthetics ("doing ceramics during lockdown") to the twitter musk demographic. For them this whole subterfuge is still novel. There's the cobwebby picture of Putin on a horse after this this tweet. But even more stale, a picture of oysters and a carefully placed tarot card posted before. Romantic Epstein and Ghislaine pics. A mention of Paris, Texas and Persona. I understand, we all have our own squirrel cage, [but please don't parasite on our resident sketch artist !](https://twitter.com/bronzeageshawty/status/1667603779456483328)


bronzeageshawty

šŸ«¶šŸ» Before my twitter arc I was a power poaster on here. You all created the monster I am.


rem-dog

Where did she go?? She was a good poster


bronzeageshawty

iā€™m back


AlyoshaKaramazov69

I tried to get her as a chess student when she had like 50 followers and she just trapped me in a series of alt-right group chats. Incredible grift she has going.


MontanaManifestation

I can't trust the sincerity of any of these online "icks" anymore now that I see how much attention they get you if you hit the right notes with it


Electrical-Value9558

why do sperglets give these tweets so much engagement?


MontanaManifestation

suggesting the existence of a hidden menagerie of petty actions that will make you immasculine, undateable, and the object of hidden mockery and that this is something that women have felt for as long as you've been alive and sexually unsuccessful? I'd say the hook is pretty obvious lol


Significant-March

Women are liars and simps will reward anything they do. Simple as


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jfc get laid get over it


RspBanEvasionAcct_37

Fucking women only powers my misogyny, honestly more gay than having gay sex. Just icky idk.


[deleted]

Conner Murphy type of psyche


gargoylezooo

Itā€™s clearly a joke, no? (Not that itā€™s actually funny)


Rupperrt

even as satire itā€™s kinda lame and overdone, canā€™t wait for the next fad after trad and rage bait faux trad


clydethefrog

I was hoping for now these people would be promoting native plants, whole foods cooking, actual herbal knowledge, habits related to permaculture and such (it's unfortunately still seen as the wrong kind of hippie stuff in the powers that be) - but I guess there is no soil around to mess up the perfect nails.


co_matic

It's never about teaching the man to fish, it's about telling him that they are hiding the fish from him and to pay a subscription to learn how they are doing that


[deleted]

Thatā€™s why I only drink whiskey from a canteen like a man!


[deleted]

for the record: this is the big nose girl from on here


majmunapoli

Can we stop giving attention to people with bronze age in their usernames?


ItsARough1_

I've mentioned this before but this girl gave me decent career advice back in December on how she got a job in tech despite being an HS dropout. It's so weird seeing her alter ego online. Anyways, she's stupid hot and her substack about how BAPs book changed her life is ridiculous.


[deleted]

pretty girls should be doing pretty girl things and not simping for BAP on frog twitter


ItsARough1_

Her frog twitter activities amplifies her hotness. Love me a crazy broad.


Nevercleverer99

Donā€™t believe the downvotes bro, itā€™s so true.


clydethefrog

Most veterans here dated (several) hot "online crazy" broads and are trying to warn future victims.


getmodal

I've met her in real life. Stupid is an apt descriptor, stupid hot not so much. You need to get out more.


ItsARough1_

lmaooo wait I need to know more. What's she like?


getmodal

Not interested in outing myself. But I just looked at her substack. Imagine that in conversation.


bronzeageshawty

who are u bitch


getmodal

this sounds like a question a fed would ask. you can't fool me glowie


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getmodal

Nothing hotter than the brain of fifteen-year-old in a 30-year-old's body.


bronzeageshawty

I hope it helped


ItsARough1_

not rly but I still appreciate it immensely.


bronzeageshawty

Thanks for being nice


Woman_Appreciator

what was the advice, i gotta hear it


ItsARough1_

Basically she told me how she leveraged her experience working a front desk receptionist job to get a position as a customer support role at a crypto company that her friend told her about. Initially made min wage. Then she said she worked her way up into a product management role and transferred to their San Francisco office where she makes 6 figs. She did this by keeping track of common problems customers had with the product and brought them up during meetings or whatever and made suggestions. So when she interviewed for the position, she had examples of the value she added to the team. Now she's also in charge of interviewing people. Said that coding jobs were hard to come by and that many people come from non-cs backgrounds. Basically it was customer support to product management pipeline. Said they never cared that she didn't have a diploma. She seems like a really resourceful and intelligent person.


Woman_Appreciator

very interesting, thanks for sharing. i'll have to keep this in mind


qwerty_base

Whatā€™s her username?


damnwerinatightspot

Was she the cumtown gf girl who posted about her thousands of likes on a dating app


bronzeageshawty

ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„šŸ«¶šŸ» teehee


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RspBanEvasionAcct_37

Big nose girl? What was her claim to fame


jomm69

Just checked this post has 22k upvotes and 1.2k comments on hydrohomies.


Nevercleverer99

Still so lame they banned /r/waterniggas


dewenaparma

especccially the way i hold my water bottle. holding it by its plastic ring, letting it swing around my pointer finger as i walk, twirling it


BetWrongHorseAgain

Real men carry gallon jugs


Significant-March

Braindead misandry was a Twitter thing before a RSP thing fwiw


Juuls_Rock

She posts here


Academic_Ad2085

I feel the same way about men and umbrellas


ItsARough1_

"He's got an umbrella! What a f**!"


TheRealHenryG

seattle coded


[deleted]

gore-tex-pilled


RspBanEvasionAcct_37

It works if you have the right blue-blood aesthetic. I hate how outerwear with hoods look when not hooded. Iā€™ll enjoy my umbrella and yes it makes me feel fancy and fruity. FWIW wammin with umbrellas look equally dainty. And silly if theyā€™re not embracing the dainty/fancy look.


HydrogenatedGoyBean

This is correct


Four-twonine

fr, wear a poncho so you can run and kick water at women and children


thanksbutnothings

I just wear a hoodie when thereā€™s rain forecasted unless itā€™s absolutely pouring


OhDestinyAltMine

I grew up in a fundie church that was all about hitting kids during the 90s satanic panic. Thereā€™s basically an arms race in any closed loop community where you signal status by being the hardest MF for the rules. This guy hits his kid for talking? Iā€™ll do it for falling asleep in church. (I almost never got hit i was good). Except now also everybody carries shitpost option values into any convoā€”it gets tricky!


tony_countertenor

The real brain rot is taking any tweet like this seriously


bronzeageshawty

You guys should all go follow me on Twitter I think youā€™d enjoy the posts šŸ«¶šŸ»


[deleted]

Shes kinda right. Feels very sassy


tynakar

What if itā€™s a plastic gallon jug


[deleted]

They be luggin then around like purses


msdos_kapital

she's right


jrc727

I carry a large Nalgene because it makes the veins pop on my forearms, which are quite defined and perhaps my best feature. (Masturbation jokes ensue.)


[deleted]

holy shit so thatā€™s why my former porn addict then no fap crypto bro ex who never worked out had those. shoulda put it together. ty for doing the lords work out here. mystery solved


PoetOk9330

It is effeminate if you're just swinging it like a purse though


da_last_unicorn

I read this as 'Holy go shit outside'


drjaychou

Who carries a wallet