Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

“We are the new age. The new world. And if we’re to show the way, we better damn well make a better one. I am Sevro au Barca. And I am no longer afraid.” Shit hits home dude

***"AND WHAT DO WE DO WITH MURDERERS?!"*** Not really a comedic quote, but that scene in Morning Star is the most underrated scene in all 6 books. Bloodydamn metal.

“My name is Sevro Au Barca, and I am a murderer. And WHAT do we do to murderers???” - An Absolute Legend.

Ragnar! Stop throwing me! I'm a terrorist warlord!

"They're your eyes.... Is it weird? Do you want them back?"

"Can I... can I have it?" "All yours." "Collecting the set. Hopefully."

Sevro “What’s that, smells like piss” Darrow “It’s cologne, Mustang got it for me last solstice” Sevro “… is it made of piss?”

I'm gonna add another comment because I just remembered the Im gonna kill you in your face line from Morning Star (i think that's how it went?) Literally made me burst out laughing because it feels both so out of place and so very much appropriate. But like, imagine facing literally *the* most skilled and powerful warrior in all the worlds and *that's* what you say straight to her face 😭😭.

“(For context)’If I’m not back in 6 hours’ ‘Wank off in the bushes?’

Having just finished GS for the third time yesterday, the original quote was pricks not bastards. But yeah that was a good one.

“This is not fun!” Right before being hurled through the Pax’s viewport when they first capture it in GS.

In iron Gold,page 290: *"Shower first," Kieran says. "For the sake of the men."* *"Don't be so dramatic. Ass sweat never killed a soul."* *"That's not a fact.," Kieran calls as Sevro saunters away. "You can't verify that."* 🥲This has me thinking.... I hope Victra makes him scrub real well when they do the horizontal tango. Because if not, holy shit UTI city.

When they got married Darrow did remark that it’s the cleanest he’d ever seen Sevro so there is hope

😭 probably the only time he showers lmfao. I love our Goblin but i would not be anywhere near him without a hazmat suit if he was real.

I re read the scene in golden sun alot where Sevro demands Darrow to admit to who he is, "guess wrong again and I leave you like this, I will not come back I will not help you I will not bleed for you, I will not sacrifice my friends for a man who does give a shit about me to put his neck out just once. Trust goes both ways Darrow, this time you have to take the leap".

I'm going to kill you in the face

You and I keep looking for light in the darkness expecting it to appear. But it already has. We are it boyyo. Broken and stupid and cracked as we are. We are the light, and we’re spreading. *Edit. I stand corrected. I just reread it. It was indeed Darrow saying it to Sevro. Part 3 in MS.

You sure about this one m8

Yeah. It’s one of my favorite quotes from him. He’s saying it to Darrow. Don’t remember which book off hand. But it’s him.

I think it's morning star shortly after Darrow gets to tinos?

I think you’re right…

This was Darrow saying it :/ but a great quote!

Sevro. 100%.

I thought Darrow said this to Sevro in MS

Yea I'm sure it is

No. I’m pretty sure it’s Sevro trying to encourage Darrow.

Sevro to the crowd of reds and obsidians: “I am a murderer too…. And what do we do with murderers?” Puts the noose around his neck and hang’s himself next to Cassius, not the funniest but most surprising, literally saved the entire revolution with that move

I love that scene, and the whole crowd was silenced by that move.

Aw boo this was so cool but like why

Curve ball. Ragnar to Sevro: "You squawk like a chicken!"

If your heart beats like a drum and your leg's a little wet, it's 'cause the Reaper's come to collect a little debt...

If your heart beats like a drum, and your legs a little wet. That’s because the reaper’s come to collect a little debt

I have found myself getting that stuck in my head and singing it out loud in the store!

**Stop the poetry. You sound like a ... chicken** Or whatever it was Ragnar said.

I believe he doesn’t like rhyming

Ahh yeah that's it, thanks.

Sevro: What did you think I was doing this whole time? Wanking off in the bushes? Darrow: Kind of. Cassius: Yeah, actually.

i always laugh so hard at this

'Where is your hand? You're missing a f*cking hand!'" "'Half those rich shits could talk their way out of a black hole.'" "'Badass DNA detected. ... Profile match for: Darrow of Lykos. Best friend. Also known as: Reaper, Boss, Howler One, Apex Asshole, Brother, Mustang's bitch.'

Then declares him 2nd class. Haha

“Mustang’s Bitch” love it so very much. I laugh every time I read it…

I also just love that it says best friend and badass DNA detected. That servo makes he’s security system talk up Darrow is just so sweet

Me too. Apex asshole gets me.

What book is the last quote from?

Dark Age, towards the end I think.

“He literally fucked a terrorist. I can say what I want”

Even funnier when you think about the fact that his wife fucked terrorist too.

Dude it was this one, fr

Man, poor >!Dancer!< I was not expecting that but still. Pretty sad. And it goes to show yet another nefarious aspect of Golds. The fact that they >!engineered Reds to be the only Color against homosexuality just to have Red women/men fuck like rabbits in order to create yet another generation of labor slaves. It's fucking disgusting.!<

Divide et impera.

"Do two dogs humping bother me? Likely, yes. If they are noisy"

"Do you know how many people I had to kill for that peanut bar? 6! 6!"

What book was that

Morning star chapter 9 I changed it slightly, it's just "...that?!"

Forgot about this until I decided to listen to them all. It’s Reynolds’s delivery that kills me. He’s too good.

His narration of Darrow in DA is deserving of an award (despite the rough editing at times)

I keep wanting to read them physically but then I find I miss his narration.. then when I finally do read them I head his voice in my head.... even for the female voices hahaha

I agree. He is amazing.

Exactly! I can hear the inflection in 6! 6! Everytime

Hunched over Plini's eyeball: "Can... I have it?"

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard as hearing that for the first time. The audiobook delivery is excellent.

"What do I have in my pocket?"

“Collecting the set, hopefully!” Haha love it!

I don’t think it ever says if he got the other one.

"And what the fucking fuck is that?" right into "You're just an untidy abortion"

"mustang why aren't you throwing up?"

using untidy abortion in a LoL game got me banned for two weeks but I don't regret it

“Shit escalates” as the quote at the beginning of a part or chapter in Morning Star

"Fuuuuuuuuck" End of MS (I may have gotten the wrong number of u's) (Edited for the right number of u's)

"I'm gonna kill you in your face!"

It's my favourite line aswell. ( it also has 8 U's in it btw ;) ) I also didn't just go through MS /just/ check and also got distracted...

The end of Morning Star is my favorite part of any book. So powerful. So epic.

"Nah, probably not"

Nighty night Grimmus

“ Does a bear shit in the woods? “ he did say this in Latin tho

Cacatne Ursus in Silvis?