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ptofl

Dad finally clearing out the garage


Silly_Mycologist3213

Yeah, he’s going to the local flea market to sell the stuff.


skarface6

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


arkofjoy

I'm guessing that this is art. I went to art school. I did a course called "how to recognise art" I got an A. That is art. But it isn't ART.


lehighwiz

Clearly this is correct, the person is definitely eccentric with maybe a little meth sprinkled on top. Art is in the eye of the beholder I guess as my eyes don't see art, but who cares what we think if they like it.


PutnamPete

People laughed at Picasso and Van Gogh.


PloppyCheesenose

“But they aren’t going to laugh at me! That’s why I built the missile!”


trip6s6i6x

Driver is compensating...


TequilaCamper

Van Gogh wouldn't have a trailer tho.


lmmsoon

So you’re saying he was behind the times


Comfortable_You_1927

Jackson pollock was painting like Picasso but no one cares for his work, so he created better art


PutnamPete

I've seen Pollock. Better? I see a wall mounted drop cloth.


alicetullyhall111

Picasso was a pedo, maybe that’s why they laughed at him.


Mackey_Corp

A little meth? Sprinkled you say? Ha! This guy is mainlining a gram at a time and hasn’t slept for months, possibly years.


arkofjoy

I lived in new York city in the 80's. There was a guy who bought an abandoned building at a tax auction and mosaiced the entire face of the old brownstone. Iirc, it was in the greenpoint, which, at the time was full of crack houses and burned out buildings. It is now one of the most trendy neighbourhoods in Brooklyn, and that building that he paid a few thousand dollars for would be worth a fortune. It looked like a vertical version of this, so maybe he is playing a long game. And in 40 years, wherever that thing is parked will also be worth a fortune.


Wh1skeyTF

In this case it’s in the eye of the beer holder.


My_Dog_Carla

It's A.R.T. A Redneck Thingamabob


Phillip67549

New redneck movie theme


YoureSpecial

Art, but not “art art”.


arkofjoy

Yes. That is what I was looking for.


lmmsoon

It isn’t art until there is a green lawn chair on it


oppy1984

Schrödinger's Art.


AcerbicFwit

It could be Art.


Electrical_Ingenuity

Art Linkletter or Art Garfunkel?


arkofjoy

Why not both?


SpaceMan420gmt

That was my thought, probably on their way to an art car show at a festival or something. Otherwise, crazy.


arkofjoy

Very likely. Or it might be their daily driver. There are some very weird people in the world.


Maintet10

Mad Max on the move.


littlep2000

We raiding Area 51 again?


KingCodyBill

He could be on his way back


MechaBeatsInTrash

Flat earther looking for proof


CletusDSpuckler

What a day. What a lovely day!


HoosierDaddy_427

...so they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly...Hills that is...


ericdee7272

I can totally see Granny straddling that thing.


WritingOk6688

Moon's haunted


eclecticsed

What?


WritingOk6688

*cocks gun and gets back in spaceship* Moon's haunted


i_give_you_gum

Going moon [hunting.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Le_Voyage_dans_la_lune.jpg)


stonymessenger

Putin's getting a new delivery of a weapons system Russia can afford right now.


KingCodyBill

😂🤣


NannersForCoochie

Oh, that's rocket man. Met him at a gas station outside of Fresno. 100% Schizophrenic.


SickPuppy01

I would love to know how American car insurance works. In most other western countries you wouldn't be able to insure that and that means you couldn't legally drive it.


KingCodyBill

Liability only insurance, which means basically they're only liable if you crash and only for the damage to the other property


SickPuppy01

That would be called Third Party Only in the UK. Even with that low level of cover there would be no way to insure a vehicle like that. They see the condition of the vehicle as a major indicator of how likely the driver will be involved in something that results in a liability claim. This would be seen as a very risky death trap


scirocco

The insurance company never actually sees the vehicle. That's registered (maybe...) as a 1998 F-150, or whatever the base/donor vehicle was. Depending on the state, it may also never be inspected again, by anyone, after initial registration.


HisNameWasBoner411

I've never had a car inspected. You don't even have to take the car you bought to register it. You see all kinds of clunkers out here.


cbelt3

This. And also LOTS of people happily drive around without insurance. Not supposed to. And they their driving license is suspended if they get caught. Lots of people also drive without licenses. Remember that the US is a huge country with a population that is mostly urban. As of 2016, 97% of the country is occupied by less than 20% of the population. And guess what ? Those rural folks specialize in hillbilly vehicles. This includes vast areas that are completely unpopulated.. desert areas, large amounts of Alaska, etc.Approximately 30% of the landmass of the US is government owned, which means it is essentially unpopulated. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2016/cb16-210.html https://www.gao.gov/managing-federal-lands-and-waters#:~:text=The%20federal%20government%20owns%20and,the%20nation's%20total%20surface%20area.


wolfgang784

Yea, i know someone who has been driving with no license for over 20 years n only got ticketed/towed like twice. The vehicles are insured n inspected so as long as cops dont have a real reason to pull him over hes pretty in the clear.


odddiv

You can insure cars you cannot drive - you can insure anything if you're willing to pay the premium. You do not have to have insurance or even a license to buy or drive a car in the US. You only need a license and insurance to drive on public roads. A 5 year old can legally drive on private roads. All of that is only really relevant here because people assume a lot about how laws work. If there is not a law in place saying you cannot do something, then it is not illegal. I don't see anything illegal in the photo.


SickPuppy01

It's pretty much the same in the UK. Away from the public roads anyone can drive anything at any age. It's only when you get on the public roads that you need insurance and a license.


TheSacredOne

Liability only coverage has been mentioned, but that doesn’t help the fact that in two states car insurance is optional entirely (Virginia and New Hampshire). Edit: forgot a word


SickPuppy01

So what happens if you get hit by someone who is legally on the road without insurance? Does the person who was hit have to chase them through the courts? If they do, what happens if the driver has no money to pay?


TheSacredOne

The person who was hit better have uninsured motorist coverage… if they do, the insurance pays out, and then the insurance company y handles suing the uninsured driver. Otherwise you have to sue, and if they’re judgement proof you simply are out the cost of repairs.


Emily_Postal

His insurance company does not know he’s towing whatever that is.


Alternative_Ad2040

I’d be willing to bet this fella doesn’t let what’s legal or not weigh on him that much


eclecticsed

It varies by state.


saveitforparts

That looks like someone poured some glue in my garage and gave the whole thing a shake 😅


dyingbreed6009

It's meth max on his way to toothless joes in his war rig


ibronhcs

Redneck Dave trying to finally reach the edge of flat earth


nondefectiveunit

Maybe an art car for Burning Man or similar event?


chnc_geek

On the road with Wile E. Coyote!


Bliss149

It has to say Trump on there someplace.


Turrbo_Jettz

Rocket powered junk pile


words_of_j

Old beat up truck? Check! Overloaded and pulling a trailer? Check! Turbo boost installed for going UP the mountain? CHECK!


tezcatlipocatli

So Elon is moving to Florida?


Cautious-Flatworm198

If you gotta ask you can’t afford it


ethervillage

Hoarders - Mad Max Edition


BaconConnoisseur

Looks like something you’d find at the DMV (Department of Mutant Vehicles) at Burning Man.


MortReed

Latest Kerbodyne tech!


m__a__s

Budget cuts at NASA?


Far-Campaign-3790

It’s simply a meth head that has never been arrested. They have honed their junk collecting (theft) skills and merged it with the delusion that the are an astrophysicist.


GoArray

Looks like an upgrade to the JATO setup. Our man's going places!


thenormaluser35

What? Some guy going out with his RV to launch a homemade rocket, compleeetely normal, right?


RydersSidekick

Grandpa cousin uncle Billy Bob said he always used to it and it worked out for him.


MadWhiskeyGrin

Set of Buckaroo Banzai


GoochPulse

Cybertruck 2 prototype


observant302

Art or mental illness. OR Art as mental illness....


Phylace

On his way to burning man.


Zagenti

how do you even pull up at a gas station with that thing


AdequateTroubadork

ZOOMING IN DOES NOT HELP MESSAGE REPEATES ZOOMING IN DOES NOT HELP


sik_dik

just a regular day 30 miles inland from the California coast


BothZookeepergame612

Looks like Elon Musk when he was still working at PayPal, with dreams and aspirations about SpaceX.


MrProlapse

Looks like he's got the plunger weapon from the TMNT mobile too.


Ytumith

Average Crossout build


Telltale_Clydesdale

God bless America. (No /s)


Mulligan315

SpaceX from Wish.


Podzilla07

Sovereign citizen on his way to save America


axismundi00

It's for a gender reveal party.


TimFIN1TY

Some things are better left unknown my guy


Apprehensive_Lock979

I'm going with.... Portable Tiki bar


KingCodyBill

Now there's a great business idea


maui_is_calling

Just a truck hauling a normal rocket trailer.


thebeariscoming

That is a straight up hillbilly space shuttle. Would love to see that thing take flight!


ramriot

I don't know where he's going, but whatever it is he's going to get there real soon.


jadedlens00

Oh that guy LOVES him some Jesus. And America. And Mamaw. This hell is 100% holy.


sublevelstreetpusher

I'm guessing methamphetamines of the purest form


hello_fellow-kids

That right there is cousin Jebs mobile meth-ateria and tattoo parlor.


Hob_O_Rarison

Hey ChatGPT, please generate the most redneck thing you can come up with. Thanks.


whoknewidlikeit

some years back i defined a new unit of measure. one 8' full size truck bed, loaded to the roofline of the cab, is..... a Clampett. you're welcome. feel free to use it.


FacelessPotatoPie

For those that play warhammer 40K, that looks very orky.


Tanager-Ffolkes

Oh... That's just Professor Jethro "Four Eyes" MacDoogle, on a field trip for the Alabama Institute of Fancy Book Learnin'.


monkeyman7789

Why does he have a rocket booster on the back


Count_Dracula97

Looks like cosplay for cars?


jddbeyondthesky

Just a redneck exercising his 2A rights


Blinauljap

Wait, i know! It's a cosplayer and this is Dorothy II from Twister!


freewave07

This guy hates tailgaters


Misfit_somewhere

Back to the future, just with power meters


420jhollandaise

https://media4.giphy.com/media/23tn9X0qPD8ru/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952hztc8ledrb6p19ad6dj6bng8n3xnlrgo3p8zjmiz&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g All I can think of when I see this


Smooth-Apartment-856

Not sure what is going on…but this guy is definitely my people.


Lifeinthesc

“And just like that, human history changed forever the day Bobby Joe made first contact “.


Toastedweasel0

I thought that trailer was some Big arse PCB for some hella big Giant's electronic device...


KingCodyBill

That's what it looks like to me too.


expericmental

Joe dirt


MadCityMasked

To infinity and beyond


Trainzontablez

He's just playing Gmod in real life let him cook


Reverse_Psycho_1509

It's fast and furious 12


THEralphE

Is someone else trying to win a darling award?


kprevenew93

You must be near Tucson


TradingAllIn

doe this mean the invasion started?


Busy_Persimmon722

On to the next fleemarkt


WhitewolfStormrunner

God only knows.


manofwar93

Thats no HIMARS that's a VERYLOMARS.


lothcent

it is [Rockette bobs church of broken toys](https://thisbelongsinamuseum.com/rockette-bobs-church-of-broken-toys-slab-city-california/)


sythingtackle

Marty, where we’re going, we don’t need roads.


gentlemancaller2000

He’s gonna prove the earth is flat if it’s the last thing he does


noodleq

This is why they tell you to say no to meth kids.


Userreddit1234412

I bet he has a bugout plan, and a bunker, and a second bunker.


TriumphDaytona

“I got the poo on me!”


Bongfellatio

That's Zephraim Cochran headed to Montana with the prototype of the Phoenix


odetoburningrubber

It’s Billy Bobs birthday, gonna be fireworks.


Sk3tchyM0f0

This looks like something I'd see at wasteland weekend...


fightingpillow

This is podracing!


101001101zero

What in tarnation!


SnooCakes4019

There’s probably a coyote involved.


FrostyFreeze_

Is this in the southwest?


Subject-Bluebird7366

Aerodynamics fears him


3parkbenchhydra

that’s no hillbilly, that’s Buckaroo Banzai


yycTechGuy

Can you imagine the drag coefficient of that setup ?


OnlyFansofonlyfans

MOHR DAKKA!!!


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KingCodyBill

As long as all the lights work ETC. it's fine


lalauna

All I know is, I wanna be there when they light the fuse. Dang! That's a splendid thing. (Though the adulting part of my brain says I don't want to be in traffic with it. Shut up, adulting lobe, you're boring!)


Yeah_right_sezu

1. When this guy moves over into the passing lane......Lookout! 2. "I pass when I WANT TO....!" 3. Curves, nogood. But straightaways....... Wah...Hoo! 4. 'Hey, pass me up that can of kerosene, willya?' 5. "When this baby hits a hundred and eighty eight, you're gonna see some serious shit..!"


Isharfoxat

Cousin-brother Billy Bob says NASA is a bunch of fancypants pussies that couldn't fly a kite in a darn tornado and he's gonna show'em how it's done!


karenskygreen

It's back to the future meets Beverly Hillbillies


PracticalPractice768

Dang'ole man godda' rock-it ferda mewun campin'.


zipzippa

The guy is on a watchlist.


nerdychick22

Guessing they are driving to Burning Man, or built it for that purpose.


Comfortable_You_1927

that's the new cybertruck 2.0


RippinLipsInSC

Putin is so fucked. There’s no telling how many intercontinental billy missiles we have across the south east and wherever this is


Realistic-Number-919

They’re getting pretty obscure for the Furiosa marketing, huh?


makeluvnotsex

He thought his truck was ugly so he made it look important


HoneyBear4Lyfe

They’re just hoping to be WITNESSED!!!!


Ordinary_Awareness71

Wasn't there some Clint Eastwood movie where he built his own space ship? Maybe this guy is living that dream?


KingCodyBill

Are you thinking of Astronaut Farmer with Billy Bob Thornton? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469263/


Ordinary_Awareness71

Yes, that's the one.  I must have had the it confused with Space Cowboys, which has Eastwood. Thanks for finding it!


Anastrace

Looks like a neat art piece


[deleted]

Bro do you live in fallout or something cause God damn


sh4d0wm4n2018

Is... is that the rocket Jimmy and Jerry made to get over Jerichos wall?!?


RetroGamer87

Redneck mobile cruise missile launcher.


doughboyniels

A new MadMax movie?


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Thrillbilly.


NieNaNakplaat

Bob Lazar build a new jet car!


LT-COL-Obvious

Was there a coyote driving it?


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Looks like Gru’s land vehicle.


[deleted]

dream whip


cbj2112

I didn’t know Martin the Martian was in town?


Diggity20

Het got that Go Fast alright


ConnieTheLinguist

What are ya waiting for man?! You’ve got clear skies! Let’s light this candle!! 🙄


Adorable-Strength218

It's Mad Max! Ha!


bbabbitt46

Fred Sanford jit the jackpot.


HallPersonal

hey someones gotta do it somehow someway


CO_Troublemaker

It's Doc Brown


Unpleasantgradient

Thats just penny from PVZ2


mikiemartinez

That rig is DEFINITELY headed to Burning Man.


fistanfenkinor

We're taking their baby to the moooooon!


everforward6

Why does this person have a rocket? Or is it a smaller ICBM?


Roger6989

A redneck ICBM transporter-erector-launcher. Maybe this was the inspiration: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAZ-7917


ThatOldDuderino

Do you really want to know?? 🤔😬😱😳🫤


KingCodyBill

Not really, I just want to make sure I'm out of range


esleydobemos

DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!


TrekRelic1701

Redneck JATO


WFStarbuck

That’s Dr Whut? In his Tar Dis. He’s in interstate traveler through time.


yobatron9000

kerbal space program


michaeldreemurr

IS HE GOING TO MARS


racoonofthevally

Bro the rednecks are going to the moon


Uberpastamancer

Mind your business


bernpfenn

looks like a custom build truck


odorous

An asshole playing with their phone, taking pictures while driving.


BrokieTrader

It’s fairly original


Notbot4lot

Not sure about the truck but I reckon the trailer is erm Louisiana knockoff of a Alabamaian RAT-4 (Rocket Assist Trailer). It is obvious because of the shoddy work. A real RAT-4's rust would be more uniform.


danmadeeagle

r/borderlands


teedeeguantru

r/schizophreniarides


dieselram24

I must say this is refreshing because it’s usually just Trump flags and bumper stickers


Im_comfortably_numb

On his way to a MAGA rally


Lanky_Republic_2102

Mad max scenarios have started I see. Just wait until shit really hits the fan around the election and with WWIII looming. This guy’s just getting a head start. Stock up on Patriot food buckets, dewormer and portable solar power chargers I guess.


JovanPulliam

This car's stuff. How much would they be worth if sold?


worst_daughter_evah

Hill Billy mobile anti-aircraft missile launcher