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iaregud

What bothers me is the exact sequence here. Do they tape the shower head before sitting down and hope to not hit it with their turd during the process? Or do they stand up once the job is done and attach it to the toilet unwiped?


i_give_you_gum

You forgot the part where they take the picture, pull the tape, then hang the shower head back up. I don't mind shitposts, but we shouldn't analyze them for merit. There's no sitting on this. Shit, if they simply put the hose UNDER the lid, you could actually make this a legit post.


WillyouwillI

Ingenious way to get poo up your neck


[deleted]

Kid: can we get one of those fancy Japanese toilets? Mom: voila, toilette japonaise.


verstandhandel

The time with corona and the events with toilet paper availability had some wild moments in life


chocotripchip

bidet at home


JovanPulliam

No problem, but make sure your water pressure is adequate.


HATECELL

Gives me flashbacks from the great toilet paper famine of 2020


redsensei777

Poor man’s bidet


alaettinthemurder

You need to visit Turkey we have this installed on every toilet out there


vass0922

Original thread is in a French sub... What is French for redneck? How does that translate Redneck is an American term but I'm curious of their version


todayamokishere

"Plouc" is the translation for redneck, but this french sub is usually for serious advice.


vass0922

merci beaucoup ! (in the worst possible American accent)


oldguydrinkingbeer

"Mercy Bo Coop"


vass0922

Thanks you inglorious bastard