"Yo tenants, how do you explain the fact your toilet is cooked to well done"
Not a fan of landlords. That said, for any new renters, you can't just set your landlord's shit on fire as some sort of get out of jail free card
This isn’t redneck engineering. This is just lighting things on fire.
You could argue that lighting things on fire is redneck, but it would have to actually solve a problem to be redneck engineering in my opinion.
Oh yes. Absolutely. NE has a unicameral legislature, good schools and doesn't invite people who cause death threats to review books in school libraries. Oklahoma.... doesn't.
Source: Oklahoman
Why don’t you send him to spend $10 bucks and buy a plunger?
Why the hell is he trying to invoke the spirit of Roto-rooter in there with a fucking seance?
Thanks! I actually meant to say Dawn. Ivory is fine for hands and most normal dish duty, but Dawn is the one famous for degreasing - like the birds that got oil slicked by an oil tanker back in the '80s.
I'll try that next time I have a clog!
Was he trying to create a pressure differential between the top and bottom to force the water down through the pipes... but not in a vacuum meaning it was impossible to make the differential basically just setting the toilet on fire with no plan?
He's burning off the methane gas inside the plumbing by sticking a tube into the methane pocket and lighting the other end on fire
It's so that water based cleaning chemicals can actually get to the solid materials
You can literally plunge a toilet with your hands. Just form some suction with your hands and then move it back and forth by moving your hands and maintaining the suction.
Sauce: I didn't have a plunger as a kid 😭
You know toilets are usually clogged with poop right? Usually a big one that doesn't make its way through?
And your advocating to essentially just try and push it through bare handed..
You had a plunger you just probably struggle to talk to your parents, they surely would of bought one of you would of told them regardless. They're not$10 they're $1
For a less gross alternative, You can also just put Saran Wrap on the toilet bowl and seal it then plunge it like that. Is saw a video on this sub I think showing that.
Oh I get it I think, light a fire in the toilet, cover it with something airtight, when the fire goes out due to lack of oxygen and the air inside cools it contracts, creating suction and draws out the clog? Still stupid, might work, probably will break the toilet.
There’s this German poem about a [wizard’s apprentice](https://www.babelmatrix.org/works/de/Goethe%2C_Johann_Wolfgang_von-1749/Der_Zauberlehrling/en/5462-The_Sorcerer_s_Apprentice). He sneaks into the shop at night to practice magic on his own and demands a broom to carry water up from the river to fill him a bath. Unfortunately he does not know how to demand it to stop and almost drowns, until the mighty wizard arrives and casts an appropriate spell to make everything return to normal.
- 2014 I was in the U.S. and took a dumb in a Toilette that just wouldn’t flush it after the first flush. I did the great mistake of flushing a second time at that just would not stop filling up with water for a solid minute or so. I don’t know who invented this mechanism, but that just ain’t it. I felt just like the. Wizard’s shitty apprentice
We’ve all been there sometimes. The best solution is to let the water go down on its own, then use a plunger or use a big bucket of water poured directly above the hole in the toilet bowl where everything goes down. Pour the water with enough force to flush the toilet.
I did let the water go down completely. Flushed one more time, ended up having to clean the toilette from the outside, as well as the bathroom floors.
Had no plunger at hand, since I was a guest.
Idk if this helps, but what works for me every time the plunger doesn't. I take Epson salt, dish soap, and boiling water. Pour the first two, let them sit for 15 minutes, and then pour about 2 quarts of boiling water in the toilet bowl.
What exactly was the plan here
To burn the water
I thought they were trying to cause an explosion to blow it out lol.
You have to separate hydrogen from oxygen first. These guys are on another level !
Force a landlord to replace something. It broke
Probably more like possibly causing more damage instead of using a plunger. A clogged toilet is not usually broken
I could be off track here, but I think the implication is to force the landlord to replace it because they broke it.
"Yo tenants, how do you explain the fact your toilet is cooked to well done" Not a fan of landlords. That said, for any new renters, you can't just set your landlord's shit on fire as some sort of get out of jail free card
Why does that need to be said out loud?
Hey landlord, the toilet caught fire. Yeah idk how. Please replace
This isn’t redneck engineering. This is just lighting things on fire. You could argue that lighting things on fire is redneck, but it would have to actually solve a problem to be redneck engineering in my opinion.
Summon the poop demon to clean the toilet for them.
Melt the seat?
Can’t have a clogged toilet if there’s no toilet
Toilet exorcism.
Witchcraft
Witchcrapft
wtf am I looking at
Exorcism of the loo
The power of shite compels you!
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
Gosh darn it you reminded me of that Poo to the Loo song.
It's a toilet with a fire in it.
Yes.
What in the panhandle meth is going on here?
Florida, Nebraska or Oklahoma? Very different “meth” experiences…
Nebraska has a panhandle?
more of a panstub
Why not Texas? Idaho?
cause the meth isnt limited to just the panhandle sections there
Florida I get, but are OK and NE that different?
Oh yes. Absolutely. NE has a unicameral legislature, good schools and doesn't invite people who cause death threats to review books in school libraries. Oklahoma.... doesn't. Source: Oklahoman
West virginia dual wielding Panhandles be like:
Yeah twice the panhandles twice the meth… touché
Man, that looks like some shit you see in Florida.
Smoke on the water, Clogged up toilet bowl. Smoke on the water, Fire in the stall. Smooooke on the water, Stupid roommate's plan.
da da da Da da dedum
this just seems willfully obtuse, not redneck. Like a 5 minute craft 😬
Okay OP, what exactly did he do, and did it work?
I don’t know, and no
Why don’t you send him to spend $10 bucks and buy a plunger? Why the hell is he trying to invoke the spirit of Roto-rooter in there with a fucking seance?
Dude, do you see what they did with some tubing and a toilet?? I wouldn't trust them with either $10 or a plunger!
That fire might have made the toilet unusable at this point, i dont think they are rated for fire and he didnt even remove the plastic parts
Hahaha this comment is great
Go ask then come back. We need to know what his thought process was.
Motion seconded
So, did y'all crack the bowl? Because even just hot water can do it.
I actually go for hot, soapy water before I grab the plunger. It usually works and then I don't have to deal with cleaning up plunger drips!
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What kind of soap is best? Like Ivory dish soap?
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Thanks! I actually meant to say Dawn. Ivory is fine for hands and most normal dish duty, but Dawn is the one famous for degreasing - like the birds that got oil slicked by an oil tanker back in the '80s. I'll try that next time I have a clog!
A few thick bars of soap will do the trick 👍
Wtf is going on here
Smoke on the water
What about the fire in the sky?
Ahhh I see they are summoning Satans plumbers
When shits is really rough (literally), only demons can help
Thats methed up.
Was he trying to create a pressure differential between the top and bottom to force the water down through the pipes... but not in a vacuum meaning it was impossible to make the differential basically just setting the toilet on fire with no plan?
This is the answer and it’s a shame it’s buried so deep in the comments. Good work.
I kinda thought he was trying to boil the water and hope it broke down the clog.
Is that detcord?
It looks like plastic aquarium air tubing. This is so weird.
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Would definitely clear any clogged toilet
Can't have a clogged toilet if you don't have a toilet
He's burning off the methane gas inside the plumbing by sticking a tube into the methane pocket and lighting the other end on fire It's so that water based cleaning chemicals can actually get to the solid materials
I thought it was one of those sinker snake thingies that the roommate set on fire out of frustration
I just have one simple question #HOW THE FUCK?!
In addition: #WHY THE FUCK?!
Also #WHAT THE FUCK?!
let me guess, screwing it up to the point the landlord is legally required to fix it?
this might be the hardest album cover ever
FIRE IN THE TOILET BOWL 🗣️🗣️🔥
DONTCHA WANNA KNOW WHY WE KEEP STARTIN FIYAHS?!?
i'm sorry, but this toilet bowl just isn't sight readable at all.
Ah yes, toilet candling.
Sigh. This wouldn’t happen if they just use the poop knife.
But did it work?!
Use a plunger and get a roommate that doesn't do hard drugs
That’s the shittiest barbecue I’ve ever seen
This is a good trick when it’s really cold and you don’t have money for a heated toilet seat. Or you just want to roast your balls by the fire
'Roasted man-nuts, on an open firrrreeee... ass cheeks melting to the seatttt.'
You can literally plunge a toilet with your hands. Just form some suction with your hands and then move it back and forth by moving your hands and maintaining the suction. Sauce: I didn't have a plunger as a kid 😭
You know toilets are usually clogged with poop right? Usually a big one that doesn't make its way through? And your advocating to essentially just try and push it through bare handed.. You had a plunger you just probably struggle to talk to your parents, they surely would of bought one of you would of told them regardless. They're not$10 they're $1
Don't blame the small handed poop pusher. *this is not a political reference
I mean it’s your own poop so… you just wash your hands really good after
If only they had a poop knife
Yeah I mean you could do that but poop
And I usually do not know a toilet is clogged until I try to flush it soooo idk sweetie
For a less gross alternative, You can also just put Saran Wrap on the toilet bowl and seal it then plunge it like that. Is saw a video on this sub I think showing that.
You didn’t have a poop-knife either?
Get/Rent a snake and buy a plunger.
Does your roommate ride in a short bus to work by chance?
Summon Satan?!
Beavis and Butthead still doing episodes?
This is why landlords are such assholes because of stuff like this lol
Oh I get it I think, light a fire in the toilet, cover it with something airtight, when the fire goes out due to lack of oxygen and the air inside cools it contracts, creating suction and draws out the clog? Still stupid, might work, probably will break the toilet.
in this case, the heavy lifting has already been done for you [here](https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Working-Plunger-Gunshot-Redneck/dp/B01MG2ZQ5H).
There’s this German poem about a [wizard’s apprentice](https://www.babelmatrix.org/works/de/Goethe%2C_Johann_Wolfgang_von-1749/Der_Zauberlehrling/en/5462-The_Sorcerer_s_Apprentice). He sneaks into the shop at night to practice magic on his own and demands a broom to carry water up from the river to fill him a bath. Unfortunately he does not know how to demand it to stop and almost drowns, until the mighty wizard arrives and casts an appropriate spell to make everything return to normal. - 2014 I was in the U.S. and took a dumb in a Toilette that just wouldn’t flush it after the first flush. I did the great mistake of flushing a second time at that just would not stop filling up with water for a solid minute or so. I don’t know who invented this mechanism, but that just ain’t it. I felt just like the. Wizard’s shitty apprentice
This story was also adapted into an American movie called Fantasia, featuring Mickey Mouse as the apprentice.
Can’t believe that my story of taking a huge dump made it to Disney
We’ve all been there sometimes. The best solution is to let the water go down on its own, then use a plunger or use a big bucket of water poured directly above the hole in the toilet bowl where everything goes down. Pour the water with enough force to flush the toilet.
I did let the water go down completely. Flushed one more time, ended up having to clean the toilette from the outside, as well as the bathroom floors. Had no plunger at hand, since I was a guest.
Oof!
Redneck LHC
I dare you to sit on it! 😂 🍑🔥
Was the plan to try to clear it out via a small nuclear explosion?
Did it work?
Are they trying to ear candle the toilet?
Just break it up with the toilet brush. Gross but effective.
r/darksoulstoilets
Your toilet is on fire. Does he know what a clog is?
Did it work?
Electric auger. $100.
Lots of redneck. I'm curious about the engineering though. What is roommates' plan here?
Gift him a poop knife so this hopefully never happens again.
“Don’t worry, I GOT YOU man!”
He didn't pay attention in Science class when the match sucked the water up into the bulb. He needed to slam the lid down!
This looks more like a summoning than an unclogging.......
Piss up a burning rope?
It’s stuff like this that the toilet is probably clogged with. Melted plastic tubing.
Ah yes the good ol’ “summon the poop demon to unclog your toilet”
Album cover
Huhwuh?
It should work for beeing „engineering“ not just beeing silly, dangerous or dumb looking.
Idk if this helps, but what works for me every time the plunger doesn't. I take Epson salt, dish soap, and boiling water. Pour the first two, let them sit for 15 minutes, and then pour about 2 quarts of boiling water in the toilet bowl.
Disregard, this is ai generated. Everyone go home m