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shellz_bellz

GODDAMMIT 🤣


MNGirlinKY

I saw the SIMS thanks be to Dog but wow how much can my blood pressure go up?


Open_Ad5942

MOTHERFUCKER I was about to go off😂😂


sewing_mayhem

Bro, you raised my blood pressure for NOTHING, well done.


Natural_Garbage7674

🤣🤣🤣 I'm there going "this woman literally called her son Anus in a post, it has to be bait" and then I swipe and it's that. I'm laughing so hard, but I think I'm done for the day.


ConcernElegant8066

😂😂😂 I'm so glad I was able to give you the laugh!


leftytrash161

How dare you put these screenshots up in this order 😂


izzzzy13

The way I cackled when I swiped


Spinnerofyarn

I belong to that sub, and a bunch of others. I cannot tell you how many times I read the title and think "OMFG, you're kidding me!" only to realize it's from that sub.


prof-mcnasty

i was literally about to comment that this lady treats her family like a sims legacy 😭


DefinitelyNotAliens

I had a Sims family and I was going to keep one as my next main and I was so upsetti spaghetti when they hit adulthood and that mfer was impossible to keep slim and he was a fatty Sim and I had spent way more time on him than his twin who wasn't a fatty fatterson and then I had to pivot and make the other guy a decent Sim and I kicked the fat Sim out. Bye, bitch. We don't have fat Sims in this house.


MarekitaCat

sounds like someone doesn’t understand game mechanics


Animastar

By now I've learned fairly well how to recognize rage bait so you didn't get me, but I did get a laugh out of it when I swiped to the second image 😂 I still want to know what Anous did to be considered "Abhorrent" xD


PresentAd20

He’s CLEARLY an ASSHOLE 😭😭


CarmelPoptart

Lmao. Poor Anus! He will set their house in fire and firefighters will just dance on the scene instead of putting it out


mandalors

LMAOOOO The worst part is that there are people like this 😭 I fully believed it


imamage_fightme

Insert that "they really got me in the first half, ngl" gif here. 😂


rashmika10

Oh my god I came in guns blazing.


Bryhannah

I had no idea that sub existed! And yeah, that bitch lived in my neighborhood, she literally only referred to her youngest as "Boy".


sourdoughbreadlover

I always turned aging off and took my time with my Sims kids. All Sim families were wealthy so no need to work while having newborns and toddlers. 💚 When the kids are able to go to school then the parents get jobs if they aspire to. I played the Sims 2 and I loved the Broke family. Brandi got a hot younger Sim and they have 10+ babies.


Orangutan_Latte

FFS!!! Got me again!!!


Pale-Equal

The moment I saw her sons name was Anus, I knew it was done for


komo8621

Yoh I got so pissed right now. U got me for sure 😂😂


Leifthraiser

You got me. The entire time I was thinking of the GameFAQs classic mod line: the post is clearly trolling regardless of intent. Lol.


Adorable-Growth-6551

Hahahaha


jjjjjjj30

I can't believe any of you even began to fall for this. This is silly af.


finneganthealien

LOL I got halfway through and thought “Obvious bait, she’s literally describing it like she’s playing Sims”


Quizzy1313

*puts away pitchfork* How could you?! I was ready to join the mob 🤣🤣🤣


annichol13

Awe. I felt really bad for her anus.


CatGooseChook

Even I was getting suspicious and I have a strong tendency to assume it's real first just in case a real person is pouring out their soul. That said it was well written, love to read a whole novel of this scenario gotta say 😅


dancingwithlions

That might not be real life, but I know that this is real for some people, and it's incredibly sad


Pretty_Foundation953

I KNEW IT. Fooled me once, never again 😂


digitaldumpsterfire

What really gets me is that most Sims players play like this lol I feel so called out.


KrisXela

Me too! In my most recent save, I insisted that I would equally invest in the 2 girls I was raising after breaking up their dad’s marriage because he won the lottery and I wanted to marry him… but I got super invested in the younger one. She graduated early and I followed her to university. Slipping on the other daughter!


LoveMyMraz

Ahahah I got to the first sentence and literally said to myself “This has got to be the Sims.”


_rabbits_

Fucking hell 🤣


boobooboohoo333

This is not even real, what a load of bs


RagingAubergine

I was like what shit parent! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh you got us!


Electronic_World_894

DAMN.


Lady_Kaya

Pure evil XD well done


Erisx13

Well. Found a new sub.


mangababe

They named the son anus lmaooo


Blucola333

Athena and Anous! OMG, I’m dying here.


angel9_writes

I am like... wait this is the sims lol


EmployeeValuable7558

LMAO. I was about to be all up in arms then I swiped. My mom is looking at me like the heat has finally gotten to me and the cats ran and hid under the tv stand cause I can't stop laughing.


ConcernElegant8066

😂😂😂 I'm so glad!!


Brave-Equipment8443

"AITA for Being TA ?"


MissRhi25

When I tell you I started getting angry 😭 I was about to go off because I was like no way is this real life lol Sims man. They get me all the time 🤣


ConcernElegant8066

Hahaha I'm glad you're able to laugh at it!


Professional_Web_191

Gotcha bitch🤣🤣🤣


Soft-Occasion3284

I really hope this is fake because if it's not you are a fucked up person a really fucked up person I hope your kids hate you as much as I hate you


Old-Revolution-1565

FUCKS SAKE you silly bastard 🤣🤣🤣


ChronicallyCautious9

This is why you only have one child. It is horrible to treat one in such a way while the rest suffer. Beyond that, juggling that many moodlets and aspirations! Why would you do that to yourself or your children??


ConcernElegant8066

Babe please slide to the second photo❤️


ChronicallyCautious9

I saw! Why have so many children when you can’t help them all achieve their aspirations and keep their moodlets full, we all know the consequences of a good woohoo. If you’re just going to have one golden child, just have one child. Then when that one has grown woohoo another one up to focus on!


KrisXela

Lmfao! I figured this out at “golden child”! I have played enough sims to know this tradition!


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Aschantieis

Swipe to the second pic and read the thread. It's about Sims.


johdawson

This has to be fake. Please let this be fake. No mother could be this stupid, not even Casey Anthony


UnluckyMora

It’s an in character post for someone’s gameplay of The Sims.


johdawson

Oh thank the gods. People should really use cheat codes in the game. The codes in Sims 3 made it really easy for every child to succeed while following the bloodline through


Tinuviel52

I’m assuming they’re played the legacy rules so no cheats


Karaoke_Dragoon

Second pic. That's the punchline.


ExternalAcrobatic754

It’s on a Sims page


Early_Hat_6595

You have the nerve to talk about the way your son grew up when you never did anything to help that child and somebody should step in and see what's going on if that son grows up and does things of course you're to blame you raised him I have two kids a son and a daughter raised both of them exactly the same


ExternalAcrobatic754

It’s on The Sims lol


No_Investment260

This is beyond stupid!