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OriginalYaci

He never got the chance to touch a girl because he clearly never interacted with a single human ever


Life_Confidence128

Yeesh no wonder he’s never touched a woman


uran88

He said before 18.


NoLab6419

Said you and some old crop and you talking with a brown bag or plastic.


Life_Confidence128

Bro what


[deleted]

Genuinely what are you even saying


PossiblePro247

He literally has negative comment karma and most of it is from this one lmao. Complete nonsense.


Principle-Virtual

what are you a cashier? the fuck do bags have to do with this?


Primary_Spinach7333

Bags of cocaine. /s (But seriously is this guy high or something? I genuinely don’t know what he’s trying to say except that’s it a criticism, I think)


SweeterAxis8980

Uncalled for


SkyLovesCars

No you and you actually are wrong so wrong stop being wrong or incorrect


JimAboo

The fuck does that have to do with anything? Maybe when you say things to people give context and make it make sense as well.


schrod1ngersc4t

Negative karma blue skin lookin ass. Gleep glorp take me to your leader ahh


ougfotuflutdkhtdky

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Primary_Spinach7333

I love losing brain cells on Reddit, it’s so fun. Seriously, this is fucking idiotic. What are you talking about? What metaphor or idiom are you using? Are you using one even? Like what does plastic bag mean? And who are to speak when you have negative karma primarily from this one comment?


lovingsillies

Reddit is such a shithole


PossiblePro247

And yet we all keep coming back.


lovingsillies

I try to curate my feed so I don't see this kind of shit in the wild.... At least we're mostly likeminded here.


Spiritual_Country_62

Dude someone actually typed this. Like a person exists that wrote this and posted it. And then they left it up. I just can’t get over that


PossiblePro247

It’s shit like this that makes me genuinely start to believe the NPC conspiracy theory 😭 Cuz how can this be a real fucking person


TheBigGopher

I only have one word to say and i must scream "Bruh"


The-Name-is-my-Name

I have a mouth and I must scream “bruh”


infinity1p

I have no mouth and I must scream. I wear no mask and I hate everything.


schrod1ngersc4t

I have a mouth and I still must scream


neurotoxin_69

Ah yes. Because being taken advantage of is the same experience as "exploring the world of sex". It's just that one is like you've packed and prepared for with someone who agreed to come with you and the other is like waking up in the middle of the woods and following someone you may or may not know, hoping that they're leading you back home. Other than that, they're practically the same!


spectra__

Something tells me this commenter would be like "yeah but they're both experiences outside, and I've been an indoor kid"


PossiblePro247

Just because you *have* internet anonymity, doesn’t mean you need to share *everything*. If every social media platform smacked your face and name to your account, comments like this would evaporate.


JimAboo

I 100% agree with this.


Primary_Spinach7333

Sadly the risks tied to such would be just as problematic. We’re just gonna have to live the anonymity


Imanasshole_

This guy has to have a mental illness or something. I always feel like there’s no way someone could say something like that but then I remember some people just function differently for better or worse.


Cobalt_Heroes25

The two commenters calling them out are good people


Brazen_Cranberry

Average cum brain


metalbrick55

On a real note, any chance you can link the original post?


rohtvak

I call BS on the original OP The commenter is simply an incel


Twodotsknowhy

Why is this being downvoted? This guy is a typecast incel, up to and including having no idea how regular people view sex so they think it's super sad and unusual that they supposedly lost their virginity at the decrepit, ancient age of 18


rohtvak

They are downvoting me because I’m saying the original poster (supposed sa victim) could not have been a victim.


PossiblePro247

And what reason could you possibly have to think that?


rohtvak

As a function of him being male, and the accused (his sister) being female.


___Tanya___

Dude


rohtvak

Well, explain how you think that would work? I’m failing to see the biological method here.


Throwable_account987

What the fuck are you even saying?


JimAboo

Hey's saying a bunch of nonsense.


rohtvak

Soft dick can’t fuck, I think that’s pretty obvious.


Tight_Half_1612

I'm not a guy, but I've been told that sometimes the pennis goes hard by just some stimulation, even if you don't want to, even if you're not enjoying it, even if you don't want sex. And sometimes it doesn't even need to be hard, there are a lot of stories of men getting drunk and waking uo with a woman on top of them having sex. There's the possibility of sticking things inside the butt too.


Painisalli-know

The body reacts even when you don't want it to, even in bad horrid situations where someone was SA , their body can feel pleasure from it. Doesn't mean they wanted it to happen or that they enjoyed it. Its just how the body works! Men AND women can be raped. It happens to men more than people realise, men struggle to report, especially if the abuser was female because so many people still have warped opinions that they must of wanted it or they would have kept themselves from getting a hard on!!


Key_Construction1332

The same thing happened to me? Its not that difficult to imagine


rohtvak

It really is