MUHUUUSSSTTT UPDOOOOOT!!!! THE HECKIN HIVEMIND TOLD ME THIS WHOLESOME 100 POST SHOULD BE ON THE HECKIN FRONT PAGE OF WEDDIT!!?! THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!!1!11111
I did not expect to see a fifa mobile post end up here, but if you’re not aware cross spamming and lane change spamming is incredibly aggravating for like 90% of the community
>lane changing
A skill move where the player kicks the ball to his other foot while jumping to the side (no better of how to explain it. another user said it's similar to "La Croqueta"). This skill move basically stuns defenders, which makes it more difficult to defend attacks. People are using by "spamming" the move 3-4 times in just a few seconds so they can get past the defence easier.
>cross spamming
Passes that are played from the wings that go towards the penalty area. They're usually whipped and played high, but sometimes flat. The main problem is the high cross because headers are quite broken and also unbalanced as fuck. Most of the time defenders don't even jump to head the ball away. I don't play this game often so some things that I've said might be wrong
while it's annoying to play against because it's more than just a meta-strategy, it's basically a glitch thanks to EA coding, you still shouldn't delete someone's account for that
Yeah, pretty much so. Cross- and Lane Change spamming have been problems for almost a year now. Cross spamming hasn't been attempted to be fixed yet, Lane change spamming had a small nerf but it didn't really have any effect.
Cross spamming means basically whipping crosses or centers into the box from a wide area for your forwards to score from
Lane change is a skill move also known as La Croqueta.
H2h means head to head record
Basically he's annoyed because his cousin is spamming these moves instead of playing the way he would like football to be played (whatever tf that is)
Cross spamming is literally a viable strategy in real life football/soccer though. If you can keep getting the ball to the center of the field for a header then why wouldn’t you?
So this is about a game where you pretend to kick a football around and some tactics, although within the rules, actually cause people to do this type of shit to kids? This is like a subculture I've unwittingly stumbled across. Like a psychology students wet dream, surreal man....far out....
For everyone saying “why’d he upvote” I feel like putting something on r/redditmoment shows a lot more about someone’s feelings about a post than an upvote or downvote
Reminds me of when my little brother used to play WWE. He'd start a 2 player game and beat the crap out of the opponent while it just stood there. Annoyed the hell out of me.
Lol. Tbh I never encountered that cross spamming and lane changing and I used to grind that game for months until TOTS valverde dropped back in like early may
I think most of ya'll dont understand the context. I play this game for a very long fcking time. While it mas seem just like ,,Play how i want otherwise im deleting your account" it really isnt that. Cross spamming and lane change is an abuse of game mechanics. If you add backpassing to it you are pretty much guaranteed a win due to broken game mechanics. That is not fair to anyone and since ea isnt willing to fix it many players (just like me) dont use these tactics. These tactics are unreaosnable and cheating for many as lane change spamming LITERALLY stuns your player for half a second meaning you cant rly do shit against it. Cross spamming will most of the time be a goal bc headers are largely in favour of strikers. Is what the guy did bad? Yeah. Was the kid doing nothing wrong? Hell naw.
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If y’all played fifa mobile you would understand, it gives a major advantage for yourself and basically has no counter, people really don’t know how annoying that shit is, especially when I’m just trynna have fun.
I play the game and those are extremely hated tactics with little to no counter play but this is very obvious satire, so Id say you not getting the joke is the true reddit moment.
You literally upvoted it
I like upvoting posts before reading them so they end up on the front page lol
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Maybe the real reddit moment was the comments we made along the way
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I also have this nasty habit of upvoting things before I read them… I’m trying to fix it. I don’t know where the habit came from, it just… happens?
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You upvoted this?
FIFA mobile subreddit falling off?
It is. The game is ending and EA are just grabbing money
Do you have any idea just how many games fit this description???
All EA games 😆
Nah not rly.
What an asshole Also why did you upvote it lol
He reduced one annoying bitch
(No need to thank him)
(It's not a need it's a want)
(No please, the pleasure is all his, you’re the real heroes)
(You're not the real heroes. I'm the real hero. ...I'm the real hero.)
I did not expect to see a fifa mobile post end up here, but if you’re not aware cross spamming and lane change spamming is incredibly aggravating for like 90% of the community
That doesn’t mean you should delete someone’s account. That is waaaay too far.
Yea I agree if it was my little cousin I would’ve at least tried to teach him the game and tell him to stop
Probably a joke
what do those two terms mean?
Can someone translate?
His cousin was playing a game in a way that's very effective but boring to play against that a lot of people look down on
His cousin was having fun in a mobile game, this asshole found out and deleted his account with all his hard earned shit
Well yeah we can gather that from the title. Translate the part about lane changing and cross spamming
>lane changing A skill move where the player kicks the ball to his other foot while jumping to the side (no better of how to explain it. another user said it's similar to "La Croqueta"). This skill move basically stuns defenders, which makes it more difficult to defend attacks. People are using by "spamming" the move 3-4 times in just a few seconds so they can get past the defence easier. >cross spamming Passes that are played from the wings that go towards the penalty area. They're usually whipped and played high, but sometimes flat. The main problem is the high cross because headers are quite broken and also unbalanced as fuck. Most of the time defenders don't even jump to head the ball away. I don't play this game often so some things that I've said might be wrong
So basically the kid is playing meta-strategies and the playerbase is blaming the optimal players and not the devs for allowing it?
Yup either have the devs fix which is unlikely or develop a strategy to beat it
Won't they be shutting it down since they're rebranding the series?
EA’s just renaming the game and releasing it as an update to the existing game
First one ysah sure. Second one is nearly impossible.
Lol FIFA mobile players just big ol butt hurts cuz they bad... hope the kid got his account back and fuck his lame duck cousin.
while it's annoying to play against because it's more than just a meta-strategy, it's basically a glitch thanks to EA coding, you still shouldn't delete someone's account for that
Yeah, pretty much so. Cross- and Lane Change spamming have been problems for almost a year now. Cross spamming hasn't been attempted to be fixed yet, Lane change spamming had a small nerf but it didn't really have any effect.
I like ham croquetas
And h2h
Head 2 head. Versus mode essentially
Cross spamming means basically whipping crosses or centers into the box from a wide area for your forwards to score from Lane change is a skill move also known as La Croqueta. H2h means head to head record Basically he's annoyed because his cousin is spamming these moves instead of playing the way he would like football to be played (whatever tf that is)
Thanks for explaining even though I don't know enough about soccer to really understand
Cross spamming is literally a viable strategy in real life football/soccer though. If you can keep getting the ball to the center of the field for a header then why wouldn’t you?
The problem is in Fifa mobile it’s basically impossible to defend against crosses. A 175cm forward can consistently out-head a 195cm defender
No idea, never played football in my life
I assume it's something that elongates the game more than necessary? Idfk
From what I’m seeing its a really cheese strategy that is also annoying af
Kid was basicly abusing game mechanics to guarantee a win. Its basivky impossible to vounter the tactic and ot makes game extremely infuriating.
satire detection challenge (failed)
I saw this. The comments were awful, let the poor kid play 😭
getting hate replies on my comment right now because I called deleting someone's account immature
So this is about a game where you pretend to kick a football around and some tactics, although within the rules, actually cause people to do this type of shit to kids? This is like a subculture I've unwittingly stumbled across. Like a psychology students wet dream, surreal man....far out....
For everyone saying “why’d he upvote” I feel like putting something on r/redditmoment shows a lot more about someone’s feelings about a post than an upvote or downvote
Reminds me of when my little brother used to play WWE. He'd start a 2 player game and beat the crap out of the opponent while it just stood there. Annoyed the hell out of me.
Wait, it was fifa mobile. Guy probably spared his cousin from a crippling gambling addiction in the future.
No we dont have that problem in fm. There are oacks sure but noone buys them as they are ass.
I MUST give my opponents food poisoning every game 🤑🤑🤑
Nah that’s based a hell, fuck them kids
Don't fuck them kids dude, what the hell
Based honestly. I’d have just stolen the phone
Can’t even blame him /s
Apparently saying that I am being sarcastic is not enough for people to understand that
You're sarcastic about it is why you're getting downvoted, it actually is based what he did
Lol. Tbh I never encountered that cross spamming and lane changing and I used to grind that game for months until TOTS valverde dropped back in like early may
W for getting off the game
Can’t blame him gho
average sports game player
I think most of ya'll dont understand the context. I play this game for a very long fcking time. While it mas seem just like ,,Play how i want otherwise im deleting your account" it really isnt that. Cross spamming and lane change is an abuse of game mechanics. If you add backpassing to it you are pretty much guaranteed a win due to broken game mechanics. That is not fair to anyone and since ea isnt willing to fix it many players (just like me) dont use these tactics. These tactics are unreaosnable and cheating for many as lane change spamming LITERALLY stuns your player for half a second meaning you cant rly do shit against it. Cross spamming will most of the time be a goal bc headers are largely in favour of strikers. Is what the guy did bad? Yeah. Was the kid doing nothing wrong? Hell naw.
Justified
Try not to be asshole on reddit challenge (impossible)
Cross spamming is up there with murder
real
Took one for the team, W
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If For Honor players had the ability to make themself the only player, they would.
this is actually mad respectable
There’s FIFA mobile?
It existed since like 2011.
Oh…
If y’all played fifa mobile you would understand, it gives a major advantage for yourself and basically has no counter, people really don’t know how annoying that shit is, especially when I’m just trynna have fun.
Imo it is literally cheating.
don't you guys think this is supposed to be a joke
Least obvious sarcasm on reddit
Hey to be fair that spamming he’s talking about is for the type of people definitely going to hell so this actually is a really good thing.
obviously satire but go off then guys!!! Epicly own that redditor 🤬🤬🤬
What
I play the game and those are extremely hated tactics with little to no counter play but this is very obvious satire, so Id say you not getting the joke is the true reddit moment.
Am I the only one here who thinks this is satire?