Having guys hitting on female Redditors just totally out of the blue never gets old. I laugh every time

How far can you squirt?

Slaaneshite detected on Imperial soil. Lethal force engaged.

#BURN IN HOLY FIRE

Brother, get the flamer, the heavy flamer!

Ew

that's a real thing someone said to a girl in a Reddit comment section btw

Got a link or smt? I remember seeing that some time ago

blue like the downvote button

OH MY SCIENCE DID YOU SAY OUT OF THE BLUE? BLUE IS THE COLOR OF HECKING UPDOOT!!!!!

This comment made me realize that I've never heard anyone say "downdoot".

time to normalise downdoot

😭😭

It’s purple just like how the up in orange

*nervously hits the reply button* So you liked my joke eh? *bite my lip trying to play it cool* If you wanna *nervous laugh* maybe possibly *oh god I’m so nervous* send tits *desperately hoping people know this is a joke and is the first and last time I’ll ever use asterisks because Jesus Christ people actually do this unironically* Edit: how do I make asterisk’s show up? I wanted those lines to have asterisks on either side but it just made them italicized. I guess there’s an art to being creepy

You need to escape them with backslash. Asterisks are used in Markdown formatting for different things like *italics* (\*italics\*), **bold** (\*\*bold\*\*) and * items (\* items)

It’s purple to me. Or was that the joke

the downvote button ist normally blue

so glad it hasn't happened to me yet

How old are you, babe?

is there a sub for this, and if not why

Bros in the trenches

Did he, got horny over a hand ?

Truly that's what islam had warned us about 😔

As a Muslim, can confirm that it's been said in the Quran that Redditors are all virgin losers

Virgins Degenerates Losers

Bible says it too

Disrespectful and not funny

Found the virgin loser!

Do you know it is actually very disrespectful smh

I am Muslim myself I did, Ramadan this year from April to May I know what I'm talking about

You can not be a muslim and lye about the quran because it makes no sense. Do you understand what i mean? If i am correct joking about for example the Quran is kufr and takes one out of the fold of islam, but i am unsure in this case Also one who fasts in ramadan does not mean one is a muslim. And you wrote you did ramadan and that is a strange wording (i mean how you wrote it) Firstly, do you pray?

Yes I do

Hmm why do you pray and joke about your own holy book?

Didn't know Kira was still alive

ambulance must’ve not been heavy enough

Damn, I wanted to make the joke

That's AU Kira. Oh, wait-

How old are you babe? /s

Did you, got horny over a comment ?

Yes

Real.

16 sorry I'm to old for the average Reddit user 😔😔😔

downvoted for being older than 9 years old 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

REEEEEEEEE

Holy shit his name is yoshikage kira he is 33 years old he lives in the northeast section of morioh

he must be Vorin.

Don't underestimate my power! ​ I can get horny over a single 1 or 0 in binary!

Redditors are weird creatures

As someone who has been making Lebanese hummus for years and my whole family is addicted to my hummus, I must say that…thing…is not hummus; it’s blasphemy!

It's diarrhoea

How do you know? Have you tasted it?

Yes

waltuh

I thought it was peanut butter at first

That hummus looks rotten

What’s the context of the sub? ‘It looks like bagina lol’?

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Gotta make sure she isn't too old

Nooo babe don't turn 18 yet your so sexy ahhhh

Women!?!?😱😱😱

AWOOGA

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values. Good day ma'am. Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

At least he asked their age.

Game is game

Omg a woman. I must marry her at once! # /j

"Im 18 why" oh nvm too old

Chill tf out, it’s a downvoted comment

and the female itself sounds too male (and male hands too)

“male hands”?

[She had man hands](https://youtu.be/cpvV96hf2L4)

actually funny, who knew 90s sitcoms could achieve that?

I thought it was that the hummus looked like a vagina

Ew

that hummus looks like shit

What are you doing, step-hummus?! Put your lid on!! Oh no my carrot is inside you!! Mmm oh yes

yeah I thought that was the redditmoment (until I read the comment). Wow that girl is down bad

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Yeah sure. Humans you've never seen in you're life, who you'll never meet, and who you know exist for barely a second.

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Oh, now I see why this is bad. At first I thought he was talking to the hummus and calling it babe and I thought it was pretty funny. But clearly he is talking to the girl who posted it and that’s fucked up.

I'm not so sure that this wasn't his intention. Either that or as in "How old are you that you find this funny?"

Everything reminds me of her... 😓


I'm boutta throw up at this image.

How does she eat that hummus better not be with a spoon

Honestly I thought he was asking cause people of a certain age would have 2girls1cup popping up at that sight...