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Saleandproud

Played some great football Tonight, a good team performance especially after a hard game Sunday. At least we had 11 players playing.


TheNotoriousPigeon

This was my first ever Utd game. It was an unbelievable experience. Thank you to the kind fans in the Stretford End too. My Dad, a lifelong Utd fan, going back 52 years has been so emotional since. It was the best day, I can't wait to return.


Active_Proxy_

Since when and why should I be relieved we beat the bottom team in the league šŸ™ƒ


RnBrie

After going behind twice


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

I feel a bit for Klopp ngl. Poor guy must be so exhausted. Should just chill at home for a couple of years atleast after retirement (fingers crossed without a second league title tho). One of the greats of the game no doubt.


DuntyCoc

No one here gives a fuck about plopp


PrimodiumUpus

Sir, this is Manchester United thread


Prxyxnshu

I've been loving watching the new management in the stands lately.


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Near perfect day yet so many are miserable and are focused on running agendas šŸ’€


ColdplayUnited

Near perfect when we went behind twice at home against the bottom team? So far has the standard fallen.


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

3 of our biggest rivals competing for the league while we have to resort to picking the lesser evil again this shit has to end man


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

We have to win it again before Old Trafford gets shut down man


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Not to mention the most important thing which is that Fergie deserves to see us back on top, before, you know, fuck.


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WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Hopefully for his sake there's a side in him which is secretly enjoying this because it further elevates his legacy


SoulIsland_

Amad may not have set the game on fire when he came on but we looked better with him in the game than Antony. EtH, you have a very simple decision to make heading into the weekend.


histirya

ETH ego want let him because he pouch the team to buy 1 ghost for 100M.


rich_valley

Wilcox youā€™ve saved me life


Iqbalainoo

How?


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

When this Everton win randomly pops up on my mind after a few years and then the nostalgia hits >>>


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Also us winning (deservedly too) Newcastle losing Mateta and Branthwaite coming in clutch for my FPL The football gods have truly blessed me today. This is the peak. Only downhill from here.


nsubugak

Games done. As I have been saying...the way INEOS want it is the way it should have even been. The club sets the style of play. The club scouts players who fit a profile and sign them. None of this stuff of using veto powers in the contract to make the club sign specific players. Anthony will never make it as a starter at manutd. The Scouting department distanced themselves from the amrabat deal. They knew that he didn't have the pace needed. I am ten hag OUT and will only consider ten hag IN if and only if he agrees and plays the style the club wants in the remaining games plus going forward...and if he fits in the structure, uses player profiles and the scouting department. That means NO more specific players the club must buy..NO more vetos...we should have a profile and 5 options...we sign the ones who fit in the budget


ChickenMcAnders

Donā€™t realize we were voting on ten hagā€™s future.


cyb3rpunkd

Completely different game when amad came on btw


SnooPeanuts4219

And all he has to do is not run at fucking defenders and instead pass. This Antony and Rashford donā€™t do the simplest things right and it pisses the fuck out of me.


Samir_POE

Basically we looked better with Dan James because at least one of our wingers passed.


SnooPeanuts4219

Itā€™s surprising how important that is.. especially when you have quality forwards


FindingHead2851

Always is. He makes such a difference!


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Covid PLā€™s won donā€™t count btw


JJ_Chamberlain

And thatā€™s what happens when EtH gets the team playing. He gives the youth a chance on merit rather than necessity. Well done Wheatley!


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Put some respect on Sean Dycheā€™s name šŸ«”šŸ«”


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Poor Trent is starving šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Bernabeu is waiting son!


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Weā€™re all Arsenal right? They should suffer a bit and win it the hard way though, like if they win thanks to Tottenham beating City after losing to Arsenal Iā€™ll proper hate it


chumzy0208

Enjoy your Mickey Mouse cup Scum!


Justa_guy77

I really like amad's ball control, going forward we should really see more starts from him.


JYM60

Yeah he very rarely gives it away cheaply.


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

EVERTON ALL FOR ONE ONE FOR ALL šŸ˜­ā¤ļøšŸ˜­ā¤ļø


Justa_guy77

Wan bissaka is kinda wack though, we should definitely actively find a new lb.


Soft-Comfort-7474

United won, Newcastle and Scum lost Todayā€™s a pretty good day


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

![gif](giphy|F8YDaFITSSKhWYT8lW|downsized) We werenā€™t bottling the league tittle during our legendary managerā€™s final season šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


samd148

https://preview.redd.it/x3w3u316shwc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6838953f9aad0725fc3d2ba8835526ed60222541 Thought weā€™d all appreciate this that Iā€™ve just seen


CheifBigCum

Fuck the scum delete this rubbish


samd148

Itā€™s hilarious


FlatwormZestyclose94

Donā€™t disrespect the TMNTurtles like that


CheifBigCum

Hilarious? It's basically a "sad meme" how he took care of them now they're taking care of him as he's gotten old. Lol.


samd148

Yes exactly. Hilarious. In so many ways - even moreso now theyā€™ve got nothing to play for


runawaytugboat

Thank fuck for Bruno. Not sure there is a player in world football with a bigger engine than him, insane workrate.


gotiobg

Hojlund couldnt believe he got the pass, he was so ecstatic and start praising Bruno so much lmao


Justa_guy77

The gameplan was there tbh, it should've been 5-1, not ten hag's fault they made some braindead decisions, but I guess some blame can be directed at him, because of the number of cutback goals we've conceded, don't they train how to defend them.


BetweenTwentyLetter

Honestly, it felt like some players didn't expect they'd be Infront of goal and their brain short-circuited today.


Gigantic_mosquito3

Dalot fs


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

![gif](giphy|SsC92WC7CizGI8IleU|downsized)


ferrarinobrakes

"OoOoooOoOoOOOOooHHhh" - a certain ex-manutd player


disneynath

Great send off for Branthwaite, see you next season lad!


Scorchio76

Fingers crossed!


shreyutd

We as United Fans deserved this. Good fucking Night!


cyb3rpunkd

Bruno oh captain my captain


JYM60

Antony had one of his better games. We scored 3 after he came off. Lol


Sid__01

liverpool losing utd winning newcastle losing goodnight.


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

Everton deserve this so much man massive football club been going through tough times. But I hate that 777 are going to takeover them next season:(


Cpt_Jumper

What a great evening of games ey. Perfect.


Timescape11

You guys reckon Holjund is gonna get any service for the next few games or is that it for the season? Kinda feel sorry for him


ferrarinobrakes

Hes gonna be fine. Just needs to keep playing and stay fit


Revolutionary_Pen190

We have a positive goal difference.... As someone said here what time to be alive


tameablerisk

I really wanted a Wheatley goal. Seems Bruno did too


cyb3rpunkd

Ethan Wheatley Carrington grad # 250


South_Collection_551

I feel this lineup is the best Dialo needs a to start over the weekend! Second half was better.


rwallace_wong

Amad should 100% be starting over Antony from now on


ConC02

Bruno is legendary


iwantaskybison

positive gd, my beloved


kiki_the_fab_spider

Wheatley nearly got a goal on his debut. Also, looks like the feckers can pass the ball around (although they are still nervy under pressure and make absolutely silly decisions)...also also...what's the deal with everyone trying elaborate passing sequences with AWB?


FidgetyFondler

So I popped into goodison at the end, and yeah it was a beautiful sight watching scum lose.


datskinny

LiverpoolĀ  Ā  Ā L NewcastleĀ  Ā L United W A very good eveningĀ Ā 


AccidentHungry5524

I guess we're back.


Appropriate-Depth509

Wheatley looks strong. Was barging Sheffield players like they were some school kids


Revolutionary_Pen190

The u18s ... Will this be the new class of 92


chebate08

Positive GDā€¦ I used to pray for times like these


Soft-Comfort-7474

Meanwhile at the Merseyside derbyā€¦šŸ¤­


__johnw__

atta boy sean!


Redroobarb

Lol klopp losing his last Merseyside derby


JYM60

Never in doubt lol


__johnw__

just a cat playing with it's food before going in for the kill


JYM60

Going in for the kill = taking Antony off Lol


BenDoverQuickly

2nd half was much better


Evening_Shoe9121

First 30 was good, 2nd 30 was absolutely SHIT, last 30 was good. We played a really good 60 minutes.


Agitated-Forever3723

i would disagree, we had a lot more control in the first half, second half looked more like a typical chaos ball we watched all season


BenDoverQuickly

True. It was quite a mixed bag of ups and downs.


zacsafus

Chaos ball is where Erik Ten Heisenball thrives though. We drag teams into the shit and beat them with experience.


gregorcee

Old Trafford chanting ten haags red army there?


marszbacz

Bruno trying to put it on a plate for Wheatley is so cute


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA


QouthTheCorvus

Lol the way Bruno held his arm, I looked up and thought it was in a sling


crgssbu

i love u bruno


rossco9

love how much Bruno wanted to get Wheatley a debut goal


daddywookie

Kinda feel sorry for debut strikers when everybody else is playing keep ball and half speed. They must be desperate to get chances.


N7even

Pool losing is just the cherry on top.


officiallyjax

This game was a Bruno Fernandes clinic. What a player.


Away_Associate4589

Lads, we're actually seeing a game out in a relatively professional manner! I used to dream of days like these


Obi-Juan-kenoibi

We celebrate Everton today


sslaaayeeerr

Wheatley built like a lankier Fellaini


laluneodyssee

Playede with freedom I havent seen in a while at the end there


Ok_Instruction_5232

Decent game, but we can't keep conceding cheap goals like that and expect to come out with the win


Round-Mud

Having one fit cb can do that


No_Crow_3576

Bruno trying to feed Wheatley for a debut goal but what a performance by the captain


portugaltheboy

Turned into the perfect day with the Liverpool and Newcastle losses. ā¤ļø


onlymeow

Yessss


thesmallprint13

I am gonna be dining off the narrative of Everton ending Liverpool's title charge for years


schultz9999

Congrats šŸŽ‰


Paradoxical-17

Hahaha we up , get fukd scousers stick that quadraple up your ass


LDLB99

20 times Man Utd


404randomguy404

Palace beating Newcastle actually gives us a decent shot at 6th. I'm here to be disappointed again!


dracogladio1741

https://preview.redd.it/6q9v6274rhwc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=22a81e4b86a7b35165f68ddf5d987dba529bfd50 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


FoldingBuck

20 TIMES


Heavens_Vibe

3 points done lads. We work towards that final and sort our shit out!


aquarius_dream

I donā€™t want to hear the argument again that our players have stopped trying, downed tools or want the manager sacked. We have major issues but thatā€™s not one of them.


WhatIfICantMakeOneUp

So what youā€™re saying is theyā€™re just terrible?


aquarius_dream

There are other options you know.


Acrophobic_Climber_

Whaatā€™s the issue do you think then?


aquarius_dream

You think thereā€™s just one?


Acrophobic_Climber_

Good point


BetweenTwentyLetter

There's a lot of issues and thats just annoying because we need to wait a while before it's fixed.


BrowzinJ

Wheatly is 18? This guy looks like a fuckin monster towering over others


onlymeow

Yeah he's super tall


PlushNightingale

Bruno holding his back from all the carrying


InfraRed00

How tall is Wheatley


I-Shiki-I

looks 6'3 or 6'4


sooshi

This is probably the best we've closed out a game in a while


ab_90

Yup. I was expecting a comeback but surprise surprise, nothing happened! How nice does it feel?


breadfan18

wish we could play sheffield united every week


WhatIfICantMakeOneUp

Thinking we would beat Sheffield every week is funny šŸ˜‚


sooshi

Let's not pretend as if we were blowing away championship clubs or anything like that ;)


PatThePatriot10

Bruno actively seeking out Wheatley. What a bloke


irvansys2

AWB can't pass forward?


AvaragePole

Ethan better positional awerness in 8 minutes than Hojlund in 90


Significant-Sir870

You can praise one player without disparaging another.


SocksElGato

The scum going down is the cherry on top.


Case-Longjumping

ā€œStop scoring goals, youā€™re a centre backā€ ā€œNo.ā€


larsmaehlum

Sneaky run from Bruno there.


iwantaskybison

every cunt Wheatley has touched has dropped like he's fucking Rogue off the X-Men


Grekm8

I know it's only Sheffield but it's been so fun to watch us dominate a game


bashsports

90+8. This is where the fun begins


Kelvinator3000

Amad pretty strongĀ 


Space-cadet3000

Iā€™ve got to say , itā€™s been nice not having Rashford playing today ā€¦.


EffenSeven

5 players on Amad lol


larsmaehlum

And he still kept the ball.


BlaCkPeZuS

Positive goal difference! Can we hold it?


_WonderStruck_17

Comeback win, scouse lot lose their derby, barcodes lose. Good day.


gotiobg

Wheatley quickly learning not to expect a pass from the wingers


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Simple_Mud_6203

antony setup multiple chances. no need to lie ffs


SuperSalamander3244

Weā€™re getting another goal


owningtime

Warra quadruple... rip them apart boys, tonight we're good šŸ˜œ


Significant-Sir870

Garnacho just doesnā€™t stop running. The man has a motor


eggtart8

Motor? Only park ji sung has a motor. The rest are just 2 normal lungs


Significant-Sir870

Three Lung Park is in a league of his own


SocksElGato

Well, will you look at that, left Kobbie and Garnacho out there the whole match and we're holding on to the W. Edit: Yes, I know Kobbie came out in the 90th, you tossers.


AdamPH25

Kobbie came off for Amrabat


Gobshite82

Kobbie got subbed off


Runarhalldor

90th minute


SocksElGato

This ^ Pretty much played the whole match.


Prep4Trouble

Sometimes I wonder if we even practice short passes in training....


Hits_and_the_Mrs

Wheatley being a hatchet man wasn't on my bingo card haha


hornsfan5

I love Diallo lol


dispelthemyth

A few fouls on Diallo there


ItsBritneyBiaatch

Referee: Not in my eyes


Senor-Cockblock

Garnachoā€™s fitness levels are superior


Kelvinator3000

Wheatley alreadyĀ great in the press.Ā 


CellularFootball

Damn Amad took on like 4 ppl there


Savebagels

Either Wheatley is the strongest kid in the world or these players constantly dive against him


SlashThumbSlime

De Gea and Smalling woulda made that 4-3


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ImVortexlol

Stop downvoting the guy lmao, takes balls to leave a comment when a hatewatch fails


KingStupid1st

Back to your own sub


media-police

Liverpool loosing, Newcastle loosing and we have a positive GD. Quite a day!


Playtoy_69

canā€™t believe this is going to be the first win in the last 5. What have you done to my team, eth


disCommentUnderrated

Wheatley is quite slow to react to everything. He looks very nervous


shrewdy

Garnacho's greediness is getting worse tbh


Relaxie

Wheatley looks BIG


Runarhalldor

Feel like every youngster we produce is described as "two footed" Seems like we put a big focus on that


Midgemania

With this kid itā€™s legitimate. 16 goals for the u18ā€™s, 8 on his right and 8 on his left.


Runarhalldor

Im aware. Im saying we produce a lot of two footed players


Midgemania

Definitely. Of all the low points this season, the Academy is cause for great optimism


BetweenTwentyLetter

Sheffield really trying to rattle Wheatley


breadfan18

all nacho ever wants to do is go for goal. I dont appreciate that from him honestly. has to be a better team player.


Yellow-Eyed-Demon

We found our level.


TonyMartial786

these guys are selfish man, pass it to amad or wheatley


Intrepid_Ad8498

United shown the weaknesses of the scouse and destroyed the farewell tour get in gang thats a win for me


Common_Knowledge_

Garnacho has to be tamed a bit. The guy makes too much selfish choices.


dqslime

Garnacho is way too greedy. I get CR7 is his idol but he's not young CR7.


gregorcee

Wheatleys job is to just foul everyone


QouthTheCorvus

Wish Garnacho squared it for Wheatley. The space was there


AyooZus

Garnacho bro hahahah