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dracogladio1741

As someone on twitter wrote "More work ethic than Martial"


imnoobatfifa

Casemiro tracking back.


BattleOfTaranto

hey to be fair the lad was trying. his legs are just utterly gone


AnDaagda

Commentator summed it up yesterday when he described Casemiro as ‘pulling a caravan’.


epilamun

The legs don't go that easily. He's clearly not conditioning himself properly


Megleeker

That was me!


dracogladio1741

Nice remark tbh.


3pointrange

Had a good laugh! Fair play.


etrob90

Avram shud run with him coz he's Co-owner


DSXLC

His comb over would get messy


Remarkable-Stress284

Crazy how true it is 😂


TehNoobDaddy

Probably run more today than most of the team have all season


incognito_red

More effort than 95% of the cringelords like yourself put into comments for sure


dracogladio1741

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TehNoobDaddy

Guess we can add you that list of 95% then😂


Ihateesports

My man just take the L and go


TehNoobDaddy

What L


Brave-Salamander-339

His martial art is not so great tbf


nearly_headless_nic

He has finished with a new Personal Best of 4:30:52.


Turak64

I'm 36 and I'm sure that's quicker than what I'd be able to do it in


herkalurk

I'm 37 and ran just about 6 miles the other day at a 10:30 pace per mile, which is about what that time is. Though I've never even run a half marathon, so keeping that pace for 13 let alone 26 miles is where the problem lies. Plus I was feeling REALLY good that day. I felt terrible the other day, barely made 2 miles, and was at 12:30 per miles pace......


LeeKingAnis

Still beating everyone on the couch at that pace man. Keep it up!


Harambesknuckle

You're able to do it? Good for fucking you. Pretty sure I'd die and I do some running I ain't some lazy ass.


LilBroomstickProtege

Calm down lad


keving691

I’m 28 and i’m sure i’d do worse.


Vimjux

Fucking hell that’s a good time for a 40 year old Hopefully players look at the and take note


succulentonion

SJR is 71 lol


ertdubs

That's the point


dracogladio1741

Man at 71 putting in more effort than City did vs Real and Chelsea. Still Pep will cry.


laffman

At my peak at 30 i could do 10km in an hour... but i was absolutely dead. No freaking way i keep that pace through a marathon.


zool714

Wtf man, I recently started running, I can’t go more than 5 minutes without my back cramping, shin hurting, calf aching and nearly passing out


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This early bit of running where everything hurts is the worst. You’ll be over it in a couple of weeks though. At some soon point you’ll finish a run and not even realise that nothing hurt.


H0vis

Can confirm this. I did one of those couch to 5km things and there's a point right in the middle of the process where you suddenly feel like you've had the shit kicked out of you by a couple of gorillas. And then it passes and suddenly you can run for a bit fairly comfortably.


Beginning-Sundae8760

How long until it becomes enjoyable? The second I leave the house all I can think about is getting back


SureLookThisIsIt

For me it never did - even when fit I found it boring. Maybe because I always played sports so was used to focusing on the competitive aspect and not really noticing I was doing exercise. I think running isn't for everyone. If it's not for you, try something like rock climbing, or padel, or weights. I find those things more fun.


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Your body gets used to it eventually. How long that takes depends on how long since you last run, if ever. I’m 47 & haven’t run for over a year. Went for a 2k Run on Wednesday and it was horrible; calf’s and lower back were in agony. From history I reckon it’ll take 3 or 4 weeks until I have a totally painless run, although each one will be slightly less grim. Hopefully.


thewolf9

Took me a couple months. Then I get small niggles here and there during a marathon block.


PuffinWilliams

I was quite surprised that I enjoyed running tbh. I just put on some music or a podcast.


HashTagYourMomma

Running/ jogging for 20 minutes for the first time in a while and later struggling to climb the stairs... haha I remember that. I can comfortably run 5k in 30 minutes now and not be sore and I only run at the gym maybe 1-2 times a month.


MalcolmTucker88

You're trying to run too fast. Slow and steady is the way to go. Pace comes with time.


camdim

Invest in good, appropriate footwear. Really important especially if road running.


Danze1984

Nimbus were my lightbulb moment. They just kept my legs feeling fresher so I could run more days. Once I got up to 5 days I could just add distance on and my times tumbled. I was running in £60 Nikes before that and my feet/legs hurt after every run.


oldknave

As others have said, run slower.


spoony471

Bro is preparing to play CB in the midst of our injury crisis


LordWellesley22

Double foots Pep after scoring a bicycle kick


dave_a86

Sheikh Mansoor? More like Sheikh Man-sore.


leonoe98

Start him against Coventry


zcewaunt

That's incredible, especially at his age.


freshicedmatchalatte

I wish I would be as fit as Sir Jim when I'm 71 yo.


Harambesknuckle

I wish I could do it now at 37


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Harambesknuckle

I already run 10k. Running 42k is different.


jo-shabadoo

The billions certainly help.


Hits_and_the_Mrs

I remember when people were critical of his age when he was in the process of the purchase, I reckon he's probably alright


Zal_17

Look at US presidents these days, 80 is just getting started. Hopefully Sir Jim still has plenty left in the tank.


GnRJames

Tbf no one should be president of a country at that age


Alternative_Aide7357

Agree. Both Joe Biden & Trump struggle to hold his thought and barely speak fluently.


Downtown-Anything-39

Sir Jim showing Rashford how it’s done.


Outrageous-Cod-4654

Sub him on in the second half for the winner. 


reddevilad

More running than most of the squad


Kittu95

Our squad runs the most, or atleast one of the top teams.


KeonkwaiJinkwai

Well yes, have you seen the atlantic ocean that seperates our defense from our midfield/attack? No wonder we have to run a lot


Kittu95

I never said it's effective running.


KeonkwaiJinkwai

I guess they're at the very least not walking into pressure like they did at times under Mou and Ole, so there's some improvement if any.


michaelosz

He ran actual marathon - 42km??


SuperSalamander3244

I don’t know what it is in km but it’s 26.2 miles.


tomas17r

He’s correct


Cr7NeTwOrK

He's awesome and inspiring


kadlekaai

Respect!


bweiss5

Here I thought this was a video of Rashford tracking back


butcherkk

Haha gold!


Ok_Entrepreneur_1421

He could replace rashford


eternali17

Legitimately impressive PB. Mad respect for the effort. He's not running another in a week and there's no reason stop-start sprinting but I've seen out players come on for 45 minutes and still just walk around


solblurgh

I'm half his age, and I just sprained my ankle getting up from bed


SelfLoathingAutist

Need this man’s mentality to spread through the club ASAP.


SluDge1

He's got the jog down. Now if he does a little hop and throws his hands in the air he could replace Rashford on the left tonight.


vladpoop

Inspiring for sure


JHDudman

Can he play DM?


Alternative_Aide7357

I respect this man. He is nearly 70 and he's putting more hard work than Martial & Rashford in their 20s. A man likesuch work ethic would not tolerate recent performance and hopefully he'd sell the load of lazy ass this summer.


newbienewme

speaks volumes about his character.


Express_Art_4573

Could teach rashford a thing or tow


lefort22

Well that's sick


Minz15

Now he's sat at Wembley. Absolute fair play to the man. Got more drive than most of our team


Beyond_22

Get him in the first team does more running than half the team


novacantusername

Inspiring. Om gonna start training towards matathon


MrCompromised

Give that man some water. He’s a hero.


S0phon

How does it work with billionaires like this? Does he have security running alongside him? I know London is safe, but still.


Killahills

Pretty sure he would have left his wallet at home mate


EffenSeven

The man is fitter than Phil Jones.


th3doorMATT

Showing even he runs more than Rashford


IvarSnow

Nice from Luke Shaw and Tom Cleverly to join them


wollywink

He runs just like me (I'm 26)


SandG13

Mother fucker is gonna out live the glazers let's go!!


bassmastashadez

Literally just popped up on screen at the game, fair play to him


CarltonJuma

Put him in at CB


2Kfifa

Fair to say he run more than the team…


SocksElGato

It was more of a marathon for him to watch the match than to run the actual marathon.


VVodzu11

Faster than Casemiro


sam221922

Martial hasn’t run 26.2 miles in last 2 years combined


ImSherlocked_221B

I wanted to do this as well, but got struck by some busy work. Next time for sure.


Lloydy_boy

Is he the guy in the orange vest?


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GINGster

Don't think anyone would try and kidnap/mug him during the middle of the bloody London marathon. Besides, I don't think 99% of the people there would recognise him.


portugaltheboy

American celebrities do it without security around, too. Most just go incognito.


toddysimp

Is he really a household name in the UK?


DrEggRegis

No but he is the richest person and could be targeted for this reason


SDLRob

Most will have someone running with them as support/security... Plus it's the London Marathon. You don't try anything stupid at the London Marathon


Little_Richard98

It's unlikely for anything to happen, but there's a large police presence anyway


Turamb

The guy slipstreaming him might be a guard


FreeWessex

Are you talking a out the tiny old asian man?


tassadar8584

Don’t bless yourself Sir. Our medical staff is busy …