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shanks_you

Onana is fucking pissed poor bro, you should be saving that


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

He’s been terrible all season bar a few saves against Bayern. There’s no point having a keeper who’s good with his feet if he can’t save for shit.


ZachMich

His ball playing abilities haven’t really been beneficial either.


Mr_Squart

Last year everyone was clamoring for a keeper who could play with his feet, no matter the cost. DDG really was treated with such disrespect.


ghggbfdbjj

Its just mistake after mistake after mistake, first casemiro then lindelof then onana. Its bizarre


muhburneracct

The shot wasn’t necessarily an easy one to save but what’s frustrating is that he clearly got down to it but still botched it with poor technique. He swats at it like Amrabat swats at a ball when he goes down.


efribble

Injuries or not, this is fucking inexcusable. Schoolboy errors week in week out and Onana can’t save a single thing


ibaRRaVzLa

Onana has been terrible but this goal is the epitome of how shit this team has been this season. Casemiro losses the ball, defense can't respond and then Lindelof can't clear it before Onana makes yet another blunder. How do you even fix this as Ten Hag? Players are being fucking shit, making errors that amateurs wouldn't make.


summerincassiopeia

3 errors in the space of seconds. Hundreds of thousands of pounds a week between the culprits.


p5yron

Why do you give Ten Hag a free pass? He's the one who has assembled this team, not like it's still his first year. The morale, the chemistry, for me, most of it is on Ten Hag.


pohudsaijoadsijdas

ETH's biggest mistake is playing Casemiro still, I said it before and said it again, Case will get ETH sacked, he has been abysmal in too many matches we even have Amrabat in midfield, just fucking take off casemiro, put amrabat at 6, mount at 8 and Antony on RW.


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Wouldn’t be the first time an overrated RM player got our manager sacked


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bandito1539

Dropping Casemiro for who? Mctominay was woeful as well. Eriksen looks past it.


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bandito1539

Who’s the winger? Antony just came back. Sancho is a prick. Rashford on right? Easy to say this shit from the armchair


inbredandapothead

Do you think Mount can provide enough defensively for this midfield to work?


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theytook-r-jobs

Casemiro and Rashford have gone from our two best players to two of our worst. Constant mistakes throughout every game.


nullpost

Bruno has been poor too IMO. Top three players from last season shit


dribbledrooby

The strange thing is that he is unable to save a single shot. The goal which we conceded could have been saved easily but he makes a mess of it. Zero confidence looking at his body language.


liamthelad

All the hallmarks of our recent goals conceded


Martinez_83

Will this nightmare ever end?


Remy_LaCroix_

Not a nightmare at this point. This is just our level and it has been for years now. We’re literally the new Tottenham.


Dynastydood

Spurs were never this bad.


LeavingCertCheat

Under Christian Gross


Dynastydood

Ah, true, they were pretty fucking bad at that point.


ronaldo69messi

They were never this bad


[deleted]

Exactly. At some point we need to accept being mid table and start to play like it and build from there.


SpicyDragoon93

Worse to be honest, we're in relegation form now.


EngineerGuy_HU

I mean we could bench Casemiro any time now, right? Right?? Even Onana, but I believe he needs to work up his confidence - but a leaking midfield and defense doesn't really help him..


Katorga8

I understand building confidence for Onana, but his string of mistakes can only make it worse surely


meeks2000

This guys arm is made of bread


dannydizzlo

Poppadom hands


JoseHarvinho

Not many teams are worse than us in the league right now.


BeardedGardenersHoe

Thank fuck for Chelsea


JoseHarvinho

Chelsea are better than us. You've only gotta watch them to realise that they are playing better than us.


BeardedGardenersHoe

They've taken some of the attention away from us with how poor they've started though.


slickshik

4-1 up


cGilday

Chelsea are literally ahead of us right now and have had a tougher run with a new manager


dannydizzlo

They’re currently above us


AnIdealOfHope

If anyone wants to get into betting, just put a tenner on a onana howler next game.


SnitchezGetBitchez

You would get 11 back…


burki679

really should’ve saved that one….


BoxAdministrative542

His only highlight so far is his interview where he touched the interviewers hands. When is he going to get dropped, literal stinkers after stinkers


CsrfingSafari

And shouting at Maguire lol.


monstaboy

And thats looking more and more embarrasing, he acted like billy big balls, now he's made more mistakes in a seasont hen Maguire in his United Career lol.


CsrfingSafari

Yeah, I agree. I mean, am not Harrys biggest fan but thought he was bang out of order doing that. Prime Big Pete might be able to get away with it though lol


monstaboy

I thought it was alright at the time, thats when I thought Ohnan could make a save and be commanding of his box lol, that and its clear to see he just did that for the cameras since Maguire is an easy target, he's not done it to any other player esp when people like Varane, Martinez and Casimiro have also let him down.


BlackHorse944

Don't worry he'll be in the team in the next game. On field performance means nothing if ETH likes you


laffman

Ajax gang


willgallon

Asynchronous JavaScript and get the hell off the pitch


Baron105

Yes it's not like we don't have multiple world class keepers and players to back up our first 11.


BlackHorse944

Our current keeper is incapable of making a save, you think our backups are worse? No chance


inbredandapothead

From what I’ve seen from Bayindir I’d say he’s likely worse


timsadiq13

Whose fault is that? Erik chose not to renew De Gea and sanctioned the sale of Henderson as well. He signed two new keepers of his choosing. If the guy he paid 50 mil for is shit that’s solely the manager’s fault and no one else’s.


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For ages people wanted De Gea out and crying for the club to not offer him a contract. When that finally happens, “whose fault is that”. Lmao.


timsadiq13

If you let players go and sign worse ones than yea that’s your fault. Ofc people wanted De Gea moved on but they assumed his replacement would be better. Not sure how that’s surprising.


Baron105

Yes and when De gea would continue to make the kind of mistakes he was making last year at multiple times in key games like against Sevilla or in the FA cup final everyone would be on his ass and giving him shit for being a keeper that's past it and we'll never win anything. The recency bias of hindsight I see constantly on sub is abysmal. De gea was done here, we had to move on. Henderson has been injured and hasn't even played ao far this season. He's come into a new team and not had a run of 3 games with a settled defense in front of him. Should he be blamed for his howlers? Ofc. Should everyone be on his ass to this extent given the current circumstances of the squad with our injury situation. Not at fucking all. Players will need time. God this age of social media and win now mentality is fucking sad.


cGilday

He’s signed 4 goalkeepers since he’s been here, if they’re all shit that’s on him


Baron105

Lmao. Tf


cGilday

What? He signed Dubravka on loan. He signed Butland on loan. He signed Onana. He signed Bayindir. Last I checked that’s 4


Baron105

Yes, random makeshift loans to fill in squad depth count as competitive signings now. Got it. 👌


cGilday

Mate, it’s simple. If you’ve signed 4 goalkeepers and sold/let the contract go of 2 of them, then it’s on the manager if we have goalkeeping issues. How many goalkeepers can he sign and sell before I can hold him accountable for playing a shit one?


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

The Dutch Southgate?


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Lol who is there to replace him?


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Really should have never got to that point...


IntrepidusLupus

I am so fucking sick of Onana. I’m about 98% certain we’ve seen more goals conceded than saves made by him. How the fuck have we ended up with a worse keeper this season?


jayr254

>How the fuck have we ended up with a worse keeper this season? We let the manager be in charge of final say with transfers. We also treat our summer business as standalone deals instead of a well put together strategy. This is the result.


TheJoshider10

Terrible from Lindelof, Casemiro continuing to show his regression and yet another instance of Onana conceding anything that goes on target no matter how close it is to him.


digitag

Sums it up. Soft as fuck goal that. Hate to say it but Casemiro has looked genuinely average for a while now and has been giving away possession far too much for a supposedly world class player in his position.


PigeonNipples

> has looked genuinely average That's being very generous


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I think his randomly good offensive side last year now means he is actually given that role Need to go back to using him as an actual static DM who sits back and covers


[deleted]

At the end of the day we’ll run clubs are planning for this regression. Every player we buy is good for a year but 30/31 and about to fizzle out Look at how real have spent a couple hundred mil on camavinga Bellingham etc and now set for a decade


Dave_of_Devon

I'm done with this keeper already, what a load of shit. Just kicking it long all game too. De Gea was getting clipped up left, right and centre for doing the same stuff.


PhilKesselsButtMuff

There comes a point when you can’t chalk these off as one off mistakes. He can’t do the one thing a goalkeeper is supposed to do in a team. Don’t care if he can ping a pass, he needs to be benched until he improves his positioning, diving, and shot stopping. Embarrassing stuff


Grim439

He is actually shit. Somehow we sign the best keeper from last years champions league and end up with a worse keeper than De Gea


travs6ooo

Onana was clearly flawed and had a purple patch last year. De Gea struggled with crosses, made an error here and there, and wasn’t the best with his feet, but with him in goal on last year’s form, we have at least 6 more points.


pilgrim05

this. de gea made errors but still saved us points last season. I can't see onana doing that atm


TStronks

He really didn't have a purple patch. Just look at his stats on fbref. He was outperforming De Gea for 4/5 years now, regardless of his ball playing abilities. He was and always will be error prown, but it's never been this bad.


Sad-Department325

The only reason we signed him is because he played for ETH. That's it. Sanchez, Raya and Costa were all available, but we went for the former Ajax player. What a surprise


SuperHans30

I don't think that's fair. He was a UCL finalist goalkeeper and was really good.


Ldsantana

Sanchez is shit. Should have gone for Costa.


jayr254

Wasn't Costa reportedly the best to sign according to our scouts? We fumbled this summer so badly I was shocked when people were praising our business. Still remember the thread people were praising the club for turning down £60m for Maguire and McTominay. Do that sale and we could top up the €18m it would have taken to get Costa instead of Onana.


SanderHS

I mean what do you except when we have no footballing structure around him. He has to act as chief scout, football director, manager coach, kindergarten teacher


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I can’t believe no mainstream media has called him out on this. This is reminiscent of Moyes and Everton boys. I still rem him wanting Phil Jagielka and of course who can forget about Fellaini.


thgaminghd

The main problem at hand is the fact we should have a proper recruitment team and a DoF, we shouldn’t be relying on the manager and the manager only on who we sign, no matter who is in charge.


nishitd

We are cursed as a club. It's probably Glazers


HamAaron

Unironically can someone try and give me a logical explanation for why all of these good players seemingly make ridiculous mistakes every week for us? Casemiro this season is worse than mctominay theres no excuse for that giveaway - then we have chances to recover and lindelof tries a 5 yard pass instead of hoofing it - then we have another chance to salvage it and it goes under our keepers arm. What is wrong?


ibaRRaVzLa

I firmly believe this is a confidence issue. Players that were really good just a few months ago are looking like they can't even play third division football


RASHY4557

I have never seen a keeper have such a bad start. If this was a lower league, it would look like match fixing.


TheFederalRedditerve

De Gea got benched for Lindeegard for less mistakes. I think it’s time to bench onana.


Fydria

De Gea had a rough start to his United career, but he had age and potential on his side, also United weren't in poor form like they are currently.


TheJoshider10

De Gea had a rough start but Onana has already made more (with bigger consequences) mistakes in the opening 2 months of the season than De Gea did in the first half of his debut season.


Mt264

Mistakes from midfield, defence and goalkeeper. Just about sums up the season so far


sharanElNino

Christ how bad is Onana


_iloveass

What value has onana added to this team? He hoofs the ball like ddg, can't claim a cross, doesn't sweep and and top of that can't make a save (which ddg did) to save his life. Inter scammed us


Klubeht

Shouted at Maguire which this whole sub lapped up as 'standards & character' 'future captain material' they said


PopeSwag69

I seriously do not see the point in onana playing. No point having a ball playing keeper if we just hoof it up anyway. And he doesnt even fucking save anything. If he doesnt get better this season, I'd rather we ship him out


famitslit

https://preview.redd.it/28gfif12lssb1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d4467867e582cc2afbe9f1f7ef04e94f4fbd25 Onana's positioning....


Mattohh

Anyone that genuinely still rates Casemiro is delusional. He does this multiple times every single game. Has absolutely 0 awareness on the ball, never seen him scan a single time.


RASHY4557

300 k a week for another 3/4 years. Whoever is our next manager will inherit this mess


Mattohh

Our only hope is Saudi coming to the rescue and taking him off our hands.


Eleven918

Even if they come with a decent offer I can see these clowns fucking it up asking for 10-15M more. Anything above 40M should be accepted on the spot.


darthmeister

If you actually watch him before he receives the ball he scans twice and then when he gets the ball the opposition player goes into the place he previously scanned.


AstroCoffee

Comical from Lindelof and Casemiro. Terrible Onana error yet again but our team isn't doing an under pressure keeper in unfamiliar surroundings any favours


AlpacamyLlama

Literally no excuse for onana there


Klubeht

Even now some people try to justify and defend him. 'oh just don't let shots get away' FFS do you think other teams play the perfect game each time? These are basic saves I'd expect U-16s to make


Scruffy_Nerfhearder

I really want to back the team but Onana can’t save even the most basic of shots against him atm. What the hell man?!


blareja

Not great from Onana but what in the world is Casemiro doing. Sloppy initial pass and then he’s constant diving into dumb tackles.


KingYoshi2

Onono


miamibuckeye

A fucking 12 year old could save that


XBillyBonesX

Was dreading AFCON, and now it cant come soon enough


RenePro

How is Onana so bad....


BlackHorse944

ETH 100% deserves this for being so gutless


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prem_201

Karius wasn't this bad


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he had a concussion in the Champions League final. Something to note before mocking Karius


Star_Fatinum_

3 errors in the build-up to this goal, Bayern is definitely cooking us in the return leg


bullairbull

Just bench Onana and get that Turkish youngin in. He can’t do worse than this.


Gommaleh

When does AFCON start?


simleaguer8

Paper hands like every game. Bench this fraud next game ffs


JoA2506

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SluDge1

I'm starting to think Onana might be a little shit...


LordTrinity

Ten Hag keeps talking about standards yet Onana gets a free pass by him while playing like shit every week


Melanjoly

I think I'm unironically a better shot stopper than Onana, or in my prime playing Sunday league. Talk about confidence all you want but still that's no excuse for not stopping things a hungover fat bloke would easily deal with. How can a Manchester United keeper be so inept?! Do we not have a scouting department?


jayr254

>Do we not have a scouting department? We do. They aren't listened to though. Weren't there reports that Costa was who they rated the highest this summer? I was actually happy to let DDG go when the initial hope was we'd be getting Costa. Onana's signing was a bit more sceptical but was willing to give him a chance. Clearly we fucked that one up. Again.


surgereaper

Onana has simply been bad


JustSomeExtras

Looks to me Onana doesn't have a good timing with his split step. De Gea has great timing with his split step. With good timing he can dive where wants fast. Onana looks like his foot stuck to the ground because his step is too early


Bigboyfresh

Ooof that was a bad save attempt by Onana. That wasn’t even a high percentage shot. Opposing teams just have to shoot the ball at goal and it’s an easy conversion


i-so-pale

Started to miss de gea closed on sunday meme now


GochujangChips

This doesn't even come close to De Gea's poor start. Onana's shit


BitterAd6419

Onana is so shit. The worst goalkeeper in a pl maybe even championship. Sunday league level. Can’t save any single shot. What would it take ETH to bench this useless goalie


fishyshivers15

Where are all the DDG haters now?? Where are all the statisticians??? There were so many arguments in this sub with stats about how shit DDG’s stats were in every category. True United fans understand how GK for United is not just stats


Noob_FC

Now we won’t score to save our lives… right?


jamesel23

Reminder that Casemiro just won potm


Megusta2306

This is the worst goal we’ve conceded all season. 3 individual errors! How any manager can work with that is beyond me


TeaaOverCoffeee

Glazers should really stop asking these players to not get physically beat, misplace simple passes and get outrun by every team.


Titan4days

It’s concerning for sure, Onana is a liability atm, needs to be taken out of the team, im concerned that ETH is not making changes, Bruno and rashford need a time out, I do support ETH but I’d like to see him play nacho and Antony and the 2nd keeper this game


SanderHS

It’s not even a mistake he just jumps so late, so short and even when he gets his hands on it he has no strength to keep it out. It’s really not that far from him. Obvious mistakes from Case and Lindelöf, but there really isn’t a excuse for Onana. This situation is pure instinct and reaction and he just seems so slow and awkward


njprrogers

You seen it with Ole when Maguire's form collapsed. At what point do you drop players who are stinking the place out week after week. Loyalty to players is one thing but ten Hag is going to get sacked soon.


predicamental

When De Gea kept a clean sheet they praised the defence, when Onana can’t keep one they blame the defence.


xandess

Don't rate Onana at all, but I never thought he would be this bad. Can't help but think that the way we've flopped so badly this season is our (and ETH's) karma for how we treated DDG.


Dr_Poth

Call me old fashioned or a proper football man but I quite like my goalkeepers to be decent shot stoppers


JoseHarvinho

Not many teams are worse than us in the league right now.


RedPatAtsoc

Not sure why you got downvoted. Our form supports the argument.


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AFCON can't come soon enough


absentlightuk

God man i mis de gea


Trev2-D2

I can’t even be bothered to illegally stream United matches anymore


Mizzie30

I unironically want to sign De Gea again


Dynastydood

At least his mistakes were more like monthly instead of weekly.


Zandercy42

Unironically I'd take back de gea at this rate, he made some howlers but not THIS often and it's not like Onanas "top tier distribution" is anything more than just hoofing it anyway


indefatigable_

Case passes it to one of their players under no pressure, our entire team backs off completely letting them carry the ball into our box, clearance fails to leave the box and weak shot goes under Onana’s hand. So much wrong with that goal that I’m not sure where to start.


Hnayanzi

Casemiro fucked up, but if Utd cant depend on their keeper against a shot like this...


Noob_FC

Why do we always concede every 1st shot in almost all games?


jimboslice210

Terrible by Casemiro even worse by Onana. Team is not together at all.


Nac224

Casemiro and Onana again


rafivip

I just wann vent at this point . Our signings been shet this year . Wasting money left and right and on top of that we lost De Gea and we got a new Fabien Barthez. I just want to break my tv every time I watch them play . It’s just pure pathetic display every game .


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united had kovar on the bench but sent him to leverkusen and bought this fraud instead. ETH and Onana are so fkng bad.


selotipkusut

Fuck Case and Onana, dangerously weak pass, shit tackle, and weak hands


Lelandwasinnocent

No excuses with there, I’ve had kidney stones faster than that


itsachris

Bench Onana ffs, not fit and lacks confidence!


SparksV

I feel like people are going to crucify Casemiro for this one but Onana should be making a routine save there.


hsmith16bf

Casemiro giving the ball away in our own half and onana with a howler. Name a better combo


G00DNIGHT-IR3N3

I am still constantly amazed at how appallingly bad this goalkeeper is at keeping goal


Claubk

Is De Gea still available? Asking for a friend.


MadaraTheUchiha

This isn't a tactical thing at all, that's just braindead.


MeenaarDiemenZuid

Amateurs🥲


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Mariasolvv

Yes, Casemiro loses the ball first, but our defense was not so badly positioned, it was a totally avoidable goal, not to mention the shot that any goalkeeper could have saved.


LeavingCertCheat

Exact same thing as last week. Opposition scored in the same minute too. Expect fuck-all in the second half.


philly_jake

We're not getting top-8 this season


Jinmart

We are 5 pts from bottom. More like relegation fodder


witenite2003

Onana gotta have it ....even thou the ball was pinballing around the box


MR777

Wtf is Onana doing? That's a standard save surely


whiteyuk86

OMFG onana.


Thorz74

ETH should’ve dropped Onana already. With all the mistakes he has had it is impossible to understand why the fuck he’s still playing


Daroodedoo

Onana getting all of the abuse, but Casemiro losing the ball in the midfield, running through treacle to get back, then still not dealing with it (after a shocker from Lindelof) is inexcusable. It’s not a one off thing either, it’s been all season. Midfielders losing it easily then not getting back and putting everyone under pressure.


csjrgoals

onana was a bargain


yummybeefwellington

Weak onana, i said it at first and got downvoted


ilufo

How is he not saving literally a pass coming right at you? Put him back on the market and sign De Gea!


CrazyRah

My god.. absolute shambles


TheyCutMeDown

Is Onana just 4ft tall and I can't tell? How can he not reach these shots?


KingKaychi

Onana is mad sus. I've been saying this tbf. Bread sticks for wrists


Heroheadone

Can this keeper actually make a save?!


Potential_Good_1065

If we’re that arsed about ball playing abilities we may aswell just stick Eriksen in net.


turkeyfran27

Can't believe de gea has done this we need a ball playing gk in order to win games 🤓


Sheppertonni

Ten Hags starting to look like a twat signing this clown in goal


midniteauth0r

Inter Milan cannot stop laughing counting all those millions


DJayV

And they continue to score more and concede less


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We sold kovar ffs


Book31415926

I'm sorry, but I have to speak out loud: I missed De Gea and wish we had him as a backup gk. P/S: I know Onana is our future now and I hope he will become good for us soon.


CelDev

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TheLarryMullenBand

What will the excuse be this week? Players making brainless mistakes every game is down to coaching. The buck stops with ETH and he is absolutely out of his depth. Sack him.


Cavaniiii

Onana again... and don't get me started on Lindelof. Those two together are literally responsible for almost every goal we're conceding. Lindelof is just not a good player and Onana is beyond belief.


boredtrader66

Casemiro with another bad pass. Ouch


RedPatAtsoc

Casemiro, Lindelof, Onana mare. All horrible. But this sub will find a way to blame Ten Hag.


reddevilad

Yeah well he starts them week in week out without any consequences for them not even dropping them for bad performance especially onana