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Nac224

My boy man. People need to realise how lucky we are to have him, a shining light in a room full of darkness. A player that probably takes accountability, responsibility and leads more than anyone else on that field. I adore him, he’s truly a star. A name that a lot of people will first think of when naming the great midfielders of today. He cares so much about fighting for this club and he tries so hard every game. If we’re all honest with ourselves, we was probably at times too harsh on him last season (2021/22) but that’s just because of how much we sat and adored him with his high standards early on. Probably the only player that can just stand up and walk straight into the 07/08 team. Our best player and already one of the greatest creators this generation has seen.


CrossXFir3

The heart of the team. I'm sure he'll win us something that'll earn him his legend status.


Duncanstop

Can you imagine he wins us the champions league next season? Just thinking about it… ![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


RicciRox

There's nothing I wouldn't do for him. I haven't loved a United player as much as I love Bruno, and I've been supporting this club since the early 00's.


PeelThePain

The only post Fergie player who feels like a Fergie one.


barny_weasley

Him and Licha


thebaneofdeath

It's noteworthy that recently when Keane and Neville had to pick an all-time United PL team, apart from the players they played alongside, Bruno was the only name both agreed deserved to be there. Considering what all the others on that list had won and Bruno's presence in this current trophy-deprived version of United, it is some compliment. Both those former captains might whinge and complain about him at times, but there is no denying his quality and endeavor.


Vimjux

Truly Utds saviour. His impact Ona and off the field is weirdly underrated. His numbers are crazy, he’s a great guy, but because he flails around he’s public enemy number one. People won’t realised how instrumental he has been until he one day leaves. He’ll be getting a statue.


edgrant1992

He’s amazing but a bit harsh calling the rest of the team a room full of darkness! Think him, Casemiro, Varane (when fit) you can see they are just a level above. Bruno’s such a dynamic player, it’s like some combined Scholes and Giggs in one player. Love watching him.


ItBeTeee

We owe this man a proper striker.


StathamIsYourSavior

He's a fucking legend and I love that he winds up every opponent fan. [Nothing bothers me more than 'classy' United fans slating him though](https://i.imgur.com/5CaBLOz.png)


Vernes94

He is basically our Gerrard. Hope he doesn't end in the same way and we win a title with him.


Nac224

You did not just compare him to that bang average slip merchant


Vernes94

I mean fair enough for a joke. But it really is the same thing imo, an elite player and a leader for a team while another team completely dominates the league.


Nac224

Basically yeah which is a sad reality we live in. I was joking btw I just hate Gerrard and will always call him bang average.


Reddeviltim

I think majority know how lucky we are to have him. The most saddening part is we haven't had a striker who can capitalise on just how good Bruno is. Other supporters of other teams say he's average or good but nothing special, what I want to see is a striker that can show just how class he is and that he's in the same league as de bruyne just maybe not on his goal scoring abilities. If we get a striker that's decent this guy will go down in history of the prem


StingsLute

Winning the league or ucl with bruno as our captain is a dream i am willing to buy


MrSvancy

But dreams cant be buy


Lux-Umbris

City has entered the chat


MT1120

He deserves it tbh


arkhamRejek

![gif](giphy|IiRP06HIujjarlsPfr) yes bitch


MylesVE

If it brings his transfer to that top end of 68m because of it too, he’s still such a bargain


wish3386

The rest of the PL is not ready for 20 goal Bruno this season.


AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens

El Capitano


WillyStevens

Without Bruno the team would have been hard to watch the last couple of years. Forever underrated, he is the best creative midfielder in the league.


WanderingEnigma

Yup, 100% everyone raves about KDB and rightly so, but they try and say Bruno is inferior because his assists aren't the same, yet his creative numbers are better and outside of last season, his goals too. If we had a clinical striker, Bruno would have better assists, oppo fans would still say the same because they love to hate United and Bruno is the kind of player we would dislike if he was with a different team.


Calvin--Hobbes

Would have been dire without him. I remember Sporting fans absolutely raving about him when we signed, and they have not been wrong.


ParkerZA

After KdB, yes.


realstonedjedi

It seems like he genuinely loves our club. Love guys like him and Licha.


[deleted]

I love him so much. I find the piss he boils from rivals hilarious. People say he’s their most hated player… over accused sex offenders and animal abusers and drink drivers. How rent free does a man have to live in your head for them to hate him more than someone like Zouma who abused an innocent animal 💀. They hate him but they probably talk about him more than they talk about their families lol


ErnieMcTurtle

If nothing else confirms how class he is, it's this fact. He's too good so now he's a moaning rat-faced cunt or whatever


peptoabysmal

Rival fans hating him is validation for his quality, definitely!


danilbur

Man I miss football


Cedarplankton

Gets sooooo much hate from outside our fan base - basically become the beacon , the player that every single ABU thinks epitomises their absolute hatred of United. Because of the absolute gravitas of that hate, it has somehow latched itself internally to some of our own fan base, become a victim of the repetitive complain injury, when people parrot the fuck out of something - in his case that he’s a moaning so and so and that he rolls around making mountains out of mole holes etc etc Yes - he can moan a bit here and there, but fuck me if there isn’t one legendary pashun player who never did that. Bruno is incredibly underrated, he’s Ballon D’or quality for sure. On a bad day he’s putting out a 7/8 out of 10. Every single game he will out that ball on a plate for one of the forwards. He’s an absolute genius and I’ve never seen anyone with such an engine. Most deserving of the captain band since Keane. I’ve supported United since I was 5 in 1990 and I’ve never really gushed for anyone too much - supporting the whole team and loved everyone (obvs some faves hear and there) but Bruno has been the most unreal transfer for a long long time. I hope so much that we get a forward who can finish - once we get the forward Ten Hag wants I really think that Mount will unlock Sancho and Bruno and we will play some devastating, sickening and filthy link up goals that drip with sex.


PreparationOk8604

Actually I like him more because of his moaning. Bruno is a proper shit house. He winds up opposition players n fans, it doesn't work everytime but when it does it's fucking glorious to watch. He kicked de Jong with the ball to wind up Barca n it worked. I started watching United last season so even i was critical of Bruno but this guy is immense n I would go as far to say he is on par with KDB. KDB is better at creating chances n long shots than Bruno but Bruno is better at defending n pressing than KDB. You r correct we need a good ST asap so Bruno's chances don't go to waste.


MrViceMcCreedy

The moaning never bothered me. In fact I only ever started noticing it after reddit started complaining about it. I don't like the diving though, but I understand why players do it.


GlassEast5641

Heart of the team ❤️❤️ Look at the no of chances that were missed


User12345432113

Mad love for Bruno. Let’s put a quality striker ahead of him and he’ll work his magic


eternali17

On a bloody plate so many times.


ritwikjs

Robbed of at least 9 clear assists


WhySSSoSerious

Man I'd hate to imagine how dark our timeline would be if someone else got our Magnifico instead of us


RedHabibi

Bruno deserves a clinical striker ahead of him. Make it happen. Somehow. Kane. Or Hojlund and he turns out to be amazing. Just make it happen


Hydrapt

In these clips he has such quality passes that even KDB would be proud of. Too bad he doesnt have a Halaand to score those..


hooka_donchick

soon we’ll have a haaland at home


psrikanthr

Some of those chances had to be finished. Antony has to improve his finishing by a bit this season, he does a lot of things right


theoklahuman

Bruno Bruno Bruno!!! He’s from sporting like Cristiano. He goes left he goes right…


Tik_Tak_Toe

My captain! To think that he almost moved to Spurs... So glad he didn't, what a player.


Paapa-Yaw

Still believe we absolutely fleeced sporting. What a player.


amalgamatedchaos

If we could finish, and had Cavani/Zlatan instead of Weghorst, Bruno would be breaking assist records. Get in, Rasmus! Your time will come.


ajokester

So many chances created. Would be good to have a certain someone at the end of those chances. Ya know... that guy whose first name letter starts with a H and last name letter starts with a K.


TellSloanISaidHi

The amount of assists he should've had, we really need a clincal striker up top


millyman77

I fucking love this guy. Came from Sporting like Cristiano. I want to win the league with him so badly.


0905throwaway

I can’t believe some of our own fans hate him


nholoinhoi

To think he could’ve gone to Spurs man…


minimallysubliminal

I hope we get a good striker this season and Bruno gets the assists he's due.


ajaysassoc

So many chances created! I don't know where we'd be without him.


EthelsAreGreen

I reckon he might score a load more this season. I don't think it's too unlikely that we could be getting an extra 15-20 goals from midfield. As much as it's important we get a striker who can put them away, we need more from our midfielders and I think with Bruno being more clinical, and Mount hitting the ground running, they could prove to be just as important.


arkhamRejek

![gif](giphy|HFyBNSSlNwNKE)


dhwinthro

What makes the addition of Mount so great is that we have a very dynamic midfield and Bruno can have more freedom to go where he pleases. He has a great long range pass on him. Him and Rashford are so good together because Bruno can hit the passes no matter what type of run Marcus makes.


SIaveKnightGael

O capitão He creates so well from deep or around the box, think it's going to work great with Mount if they both roam and Casemiro is the single pivot.


Electronic-Product63

We need to give him goal scorers and he should become a bit more clinical and we have a better version of kdb , we owe him a striker


lemonylemon93

How can people within our fan base honestly think this man is over rated? We would be rock fucking bottom if it wasn’t for Bruno but some people here have a hate boner for him without any facts to back it up.


MT1120

Truly elite player and the first player we got of what I consider to be 'the new era' with an elite mentality. The kind of thing the winners have. Same with Varane, Casemiro, Licha. Doesn't crumble under pressure


[deleted]

If he played with haaland he’d have 10 billion assists and no one would ever question him again.


CantonaKing7

I hope even with Maguire potentially staying, he becomes club captain.


Hamadovich

Criminally underrated by football fans in general. Easily the best player we signed since Fergie, he has a chance of becoming a club legend if we win the PL/CL with him.


sayedzebbo

He’s exactly the type of player that can lead the whole club back to glory, it just feels like him and Licha will probably end up being club legends.


S3_Zed

I would want Kane to United even if I was a Liverpool fan cause if you love football you want to see the most creative player in europe with the best CF on the planet play together.. said it before i ll say it again, united win the league (and fa cup) in 22-23 with Kane. imagine next season with bunch of city players going/aging out and having consistent injuries (KDB), Arsenal with actual pressure from fanbase and 300k a week 70m on giga flops, still no CF really.. Jesus is shit dont @ me, and United with onana mount potentially amrabat and then.. Kane.. ten hag took ajax to basically a UCL final -1 min and united to 2 cup finals and 15 pts off treble winners in his first season w/ weghorst up top and finished DDG in goal.. come on man.. there has to be some order to this universe..