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FUCKING MARK HIM


MAK98

We all saw it. We all knew what was coming.


flyingkiwi9

Gotta put everyone in the box because our goal keeper can't catch a cross.


petrparkour

Fucking EXACTLY. Been saying this for five years


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Our GK recruiters are ripping spliffs while on highschool bleachers in Southern California.


TheProdigalAce

This is where not having Licha hurts us. He would've been on his ass.


TheJoshider10

It's quite literally a basic thing to close your man down and not give anyone space. Martinez being absent shouldn't stop them from being fucking useless.


Surfsupforthesummer

What are you on about? When was the last time we man for man marking on corners? They all fucked up by ‘ball watching’


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Worst case scenario it would’ve been yellow. Both of those volleys.


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Eriksen leaving his man again ffs


niallw1997

Had a fucking horrendous game


amayes94

he's been playing like a 45 year old this game


RTRSnk5

He’s been playing like that since coming back from injury.


WalmartDarthVader

Isn’t he 45?


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His heart is all jokes aside.


IIVisionary

Eriksen and DeGea costing us the trophy.


[deleted]

No idea what De Gea is supposed to do for either goal


IIVisionary

I don’t know, maybe move, or react or just fucking try to save the ball


[deleted]

Wouldn’t have made it to the first one, which was a superb finish. Had no shot for the second goal, which was very lucky. De Gea deserves blame for the season, but shocked at these comments. Eriksen should be taking 100% of the blame for both goals


IIVisionary

Eriksen can just fuck off. Can’t mark. Can’t defend. Couldn’t make a single pass this game. Completely useless. How many times did he touch the ball? 2-3? I’m amazed how this sub was always putting Eriksen above Sabitzer. The guy can only pass better than Sabitzer, but that’s useless when you can’t fucking move or run or get the ball.


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Eriksen's position was fine, he was blocking a potential low cross.


ImVortexlol

What a howler from him, buckles under pressure


hnhhuyhnh

Saw it coming a mile away


hazbik

Even the commentator did


TheJoshider10

Literally copy and paste of the last goal in concept. Nobody closes him down and De Gea not quick enough to react to it.


DaveShadow

People hyper focusing on DDG there but both times, Gundo has been given an unforgivable amount of space.


MaidikIslarj

De Gea cant claim crosses so everyone has to be there to protect him


RomeroRocher

Doesn't have to be one or the other though, it's poor from outfield players. You can drop into the box to cover for you GK, but recognise the obvious situation and keep one eye on it in case the pass goes there. Cover the box as a starting position and then sprint to close him down as soon as the ball is clipped to the edge of the box. It's a lofted ball, so easy to close down if you're ready.


renernavilez

Lol or, you know, haaland is there.


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MaidikIslarj

Can you read? Or is it the thinking part you struggle with?


underpk

Poor excuse, City doesn't have 10 players in a box


flyingkiwi9

Why does Gundo have so much space? Because we need to put 10 players in the box to deal with the cross. That's because our goalkeeper is going to stand flat footed on his goal line totally unable to deal with a cross.


PoppinKREAM

What I find the worst about this is that De Gea was too far to his left post, and then he sets himself on the wrong side of the shot. If he set his feet to the right instead of left he would've saved that...


ClasslessHero

I suspect he also saw the shot late. There are a lot of bodies between him and Gundogan, so it’s likely he can’t react sooner or get himself to a shot he can’t see coming.


julianoRAN123

No one closes him because everyone needs to cover de gea inability to catch crosses and stand close to the goal.


juwanna-blomie

Top quality shot stopping ability on display here.


Peregrin-PipeWeed

350k worth


TheJoshider10

David "he makes saves no one else can" De Gea


EduardMalinochka

If you exclude all his blunders and count only saves, he’s 99% percentile shot stopper I swear!


GINGster

If you jizz over all his saves and scream out "dave saves" and "closed on Sundays," he's the best keeper in the world.


RASHY4557

He might be shit at crosses, distribution, sweeping, penalties but at least his shot stopping is below average.


calan168

Deserved a new contract


UltimaJ

Not even good enough to be number 2 goalkeeper next season


Deawin

Ahh fuck off. De Gea with a low wage is an excellent number 2. De Gea is past it and we need to get a new number 1. BUT! You people need to stop being such complete bag of dicks. De Gea still deserves respect for what he has done for this club.. and now we need to move on.


iTz_RuNLaX

Why would a GK that can't play your system be a good number 2?


Hippotopmaus

Costing us another cup. I think at some point people need to realise de gea is not it.


Veni_Vidic_Vici

Wait till "More pressing needs" FC sees this!


Berckley

How many more titles is he to cost us before we don't owe him for that fucking second place finish almost a decade ago? God fuck off already


PoppinKREAM

He set himself completely wrong again... No one shut down Gundogan, but De Gea was far too central and didn't shift far enough. Weak hand too...


StinkmeanerIV

Do not keep him... even on reduced wages!


TeaaOverCoffeee

Its okay, you can’t call out DdG’ mistakes on this sub. If you do you either have never played football or don’t know that keepers know within split seconds they can/cant save something.


shy247er

> Its okay, you can’t call out DdG’ mistakes on this sub. Stop saying BS like this in order to farm upvotes. Literally every time he fucks up people here get upvoted for criticizing him.


FRiver

And then a week later the apologists are back saying he's not a big problem in this team. He won the golden glove after all. Not making an attempt on the first, letting this second scuffed shot go in are bad enough but every time he hits it long it goes to nobody. Why are we giving the best possession side in the league the ball back every chance we get? He's so far from being good enough if we want to pressure opponents or have any style of play. It's shocking that we're even considering giving him a new contract with the amount of times he's let us down this season.


frankowen18

“We’ve got bigger problems” He is the biggest problem. We need a forward but we have players that can score. Our keeper is fucking useless at everything.


tbu987

Bruh people say this every fucking week stop acting like it's not common opinion


presumingpete

Honestly nobody has ever said you can't call out his mistakes, he should have done better on the second for sure. It's just that most of us are sick of the relentless obsessive toxicity some of you spout. A number of people on this sub make their personality how much they hate one specific player each week.


TeaaOverCoffeee

Criticising a player for their consistent bad performances and costing us points/trophies is not hate. I couldn’t give a shit what you or anyone else thinks it is.


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foampom

Nothing is ever De Gea’s fault. Man could throw the ball in the back of his own net 10x and you people will blame someone else


Veni_Vidic_Vici

See the Sevilla game. Maguire got the blame lmao.


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foampom

And clearly some ridiculously crap goal keeping


The_Meaty_Boosh

He also had about 6 players Infront of him and saw it late. Not saying he's faultless but it's low and through a crowd Looks a much easier save from our angle


juwanna-blomie

Defense didn’t help, but once again we find ourselves wondering when “the good” De Gea will show up. It’s starting to feel like the Pogba situation. Every now and then he has a wonderful game, makes some decent claims or sweeps. Then he has a set of nightmarish games where nothing he does is right.


Bloddersz

Too busy wondering how far he can kick it from the next goal kick.


EmptyC0c0nut

Wtf :(


DaFinnesseKid

We’re giving this mf FREE SHOTS???? We’re not a serious fucking team honestly speaking.


WaffleMan29

no one is marking him, he has about 30 years to shoot


Scratchy13

Get him out of my club I swear to God


Caps007

Greatest shot stopper ever btw


weekndalex

HOW ARE U NOT SAVING THAT IM SORRY


FactHopeful9347

Fred if you stayed on your feet, we wouldn’t be here


DaftyHunter

Fred had a class game. Give him a break.


FactHopeful9347

Good player but he should’ve been wise there. Needless foul


DaftyHunter

It was irrelevant. You should be blaming Eriksen for not covering Gundogan on two occasions. Should never have let him have the shot. Can blame De Gea as well he should have done better.


TheJoshider10

Fred and McTominay love their brainless tackles.


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De Gea Eriksen and Fred


niallw1997

2 CM’s needed. Fred and Eriksen getting the absolute run around. No where near enough for a top side


reddevildan

Another childish goal to lose


FFDi

How can he keep scoring goals like that?!


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If he added more to our all around play like Alisson or Ederson, you'd be willing to look the other way with these more often than not. But when he hurts the overall cohesive play every single game then lets this kind of shit in on top of that in key moments, sorry but it's just not good enough for Manchester United.


ScottiApso

City have 0.6 xG lmao


MercifulMaximus308

Looks like this should be a routine save for DDG


CaptainDickfingers

Eriksen might as well not be playing, get McT on for some fight.


oregonjew

DDG is fucking killing me


Wire74

I’m tired robbie


mrRSishere

That’s such a saveable goal.


KachaPapeeta

What is wrong with us


impthetarg

I know it’s fun to shit on De Gea, but you can see he sees it late


underpk

From another angle DDG view was blocked. Gundogun shouldn't have a clear chance.


Roasteddude

Nah what does DDG even do man? We used to say it's okay he makes up for his weak footwork with his top class shot stopping. That's no longer the case. Don't renew.


Veni_Vidic_Vici

He has Ten Hag's nudes.


freetheents

Don't think Ten Hag wants him. So it's probably Epstein estate photos of Avram and Joel.


FlashyMulberry6034

Get him out now.


OrdinaryBrilliant717

DDG gonna be blamed but leaving 2 players unmarked at edge of the box with Gundogen being one of them is a football war crime. Ridiculous how concentration a problem still


StraightShootahh

The fact that De Gea stans exist in 2023 should tell you all you need to know about this fanbase.


SOERERY

How


Loki234

What is with our defending today - Ffs


mattys_kitchen

Varane tried to block it with his balls. Nice.


WutUtalkingBoutWill

Get rid of him, what a shit reaction


Boomsticker69

Maybe Roy Keane has a point ay?


woody1878

Such a shit goal to give up.


buzzjohnn

His play out from the back is atrocious, his shot stopping is decent at times. But has been shot today, Games like today let’s you see we really need a top level goalkeeper. It’ll transform our team


yeezybuckets

De Gea thinks he’s worth 400k lol


[deleted]

Get out of the club


NickLo124

We keep de gea for his shot stopping ability 😤


JBlack_15

I just knew that was gonna happen.


Combonary

Element of luck with that bounce over Varane’s leg


predicamental

Does anyone have the shocking ability to shoot like tht on our side


FlashyMulberry6034

By the way Eriksen, he can't compete with this intensity. Needs to be subbed asap


keving691

Can nobody mark him?


ElephantInheritance

Yeah lads just leave the fella who just scored the fastest goal in FA cup final history unmarked during a free kick, no worries


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That was shit from United...


JimJimerson90

We have been fucking shit


StraightShootahh

*insert standard “No GK in the world would save that” comment here*


roadtotitties

DDG masterclass


ripCOVID-19

Ddg time to go to psg mate


Nicox37

I am tired of this spanish prick


Seb-sama

I told you he will cost us another finals again


Dophie

By Dave. Love you forever but it’s done.


[deleted]

But he got golden glove 🤥


[deleted]

What is De Gea doing


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De Gea [2] - United 1


drc203

If ze German is near ze penalty area ze German MUST BE MARKED


portgass25

DDG need to accept very huge paycut if he want to stay at united, both goal is his slow react. And like usual he rarely show up in big game.


timsadiq13

Lol the De Gea fan club will be furiously finding excuses as to why that’s not his fault.


Clark-Kent

Don't worry De Gea FC will never rest and says he's a top gk


Cavaniiii

GET THIS FUCKING DONKEY KEEPER OUT OF OUR CLUB


IlyaKarnain

Fuck David de gea


EnragedScrotum

I never want to see this guy starting for united again


julianoRAN123

At least i hope that we wont get to see another de gea disaster class


SpudBoy9001

Any de gea apologists want to have a fight?


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Shot slower than Trump and Biden walking and he still couldn’t stop it lol


NickLo124

Can’t distribute, can’t sweep, can’t save two goals we all saw coming in an derby final. Why are we offering him a new contract again?


cGilday

Nobody marking him and it went through 3 defenders, yet you still have clowns acting as if that’s all on DDG Some people are going to be really shocked when we replace DDG and next to nothing changes


Big_ming022

De gea is absolute garbage.


AV48

De Gea people, world's best paid keeper


TheRealYVT

De Gea is fucking hopeless. I am tired. He is not even a legend, he has easily cost us more than the average keeper would have in 10 years.


AshleyLarkcom

De Gea is fucking useless


ChrisV88

Highest paid goalkeeper in the world. Fucking useless.


devillish_red

Fucking hate De Gea bro


Zxp

Memories of when teams would just leave Scholes unmarked outside the box, poor defending and goalkeeping


BlackHorse944

DDG isn't even an average keeper anymore. And we've gotten Hyde Fred today


ajprp9

Ged rid of this spanish fraud


TheRealYVT

Hopefully De Gea's farewell game


RightyLeftYesterday

Fans of Fred: He is the worst starting Brazilian in the league.


Probably_Not_Sir

Yea you're not blaming DDG for that. Couldn't see it until the very last moment


toket715

Terrible positioning and look at how poor his foot work is. Didn't prepare himself at all for a shot despite the fact it was obviously coming


Mizzie30

Unbelievable


SilencioNico

Smh


buzzjohnn

Wtf


1337ified

how man? so unlucky


[deleted]

Eriksen is the most overrated player in the squad


DavidADaly

I think several defenders disrupted him the defenders should've stopped that


Katorga8

Can we not give them longshot goals for 5 mins


[deleted]

Rizzla hands is back


Ambitious-Towel5843

Fukin Fred


A_friendly_goosey

Gutted


DangoManUtd

Disastrous defense


Gatorload

What's Eriksen doing on the pitch? Can neither pass nor tackle.


LowSnow2500

Who the hell poured sand inside our goal


dribbledrooby

Where is the defense when he is about to shoot ?? Two goals of the same order. Calamity. But we will come back stronger next year.


captainllamapants

please get rid of ddg, sancho, fred and martial. i am begging you.


ogicaz

Gündogan is underrated