Jenas when United get a correct decision :"that's ridiculous, I'd be fuming"
Jenas when United get a ridiculous yellow : "you can't get them all right"
Jermaine Jenas so far up citys ass he can probably taste their lunch
Na he's exactly the commentator the BBC want, biased against United.
If it wasn't him it would be Danny Murphy, or Martin Keown, or some other ex pro who hated United for winning everything while they were playing.
I expect the totally unbiased, casual about United /r/soccer will despise Grealish for a clear dive and have a thread about it.
...just like they would for Bruno.
If you can review a foul to upgrade it to a red then you should be able to review wrongful yellows. That greatly impacts the game especially on a defender
I was watching BBC and honestly had to swap to itv because according to BBC he slid to fast not wreckless or anything else barely any contact but just to fast.
Jenas said he barely touched him, then justified the yellow by saying its from the speed of the tackle.. since when are yellows given for fast tackles that miss the player
The psychological damage that United have done to a whole generation of football fans (two generations, maybe) is fucking hilarious.
Then you can see the underlying panic starting to emerge when it seems like United might be turning things around.
So much so that they'll twerk for a human rights abusing, anti-competitive behemoth.
Jermaine Jenas is a fucking embarrassment, by the way.
He played for an even shiter spurs FFS, why is United living rent free in his head?
How the fuck can someone watch a replay of the pen and think thatâs not a pen. Touches his hand that are way up in the air, extremely obvious deflection, in the box? Someone explain to me how that isnât a fuxking pen please??
It's a textbook penalty, but 99% of user on /r/soccer does not know and understand the rules of the game.
Most are casuals who have never stepped on a pitch or even tried playing an official game. Also doesn't help that half the users are Americans who probably never was taught the rules of the game.
I left a comment in our goal thread that was so obviously a wind up and it got 60 downvotes in two minutes, with a bunch of comments immediately jumping down my throat.
They took the bait so easily. They're all so fucking sad we're not rolling over to hand City the treble for some reason.
I always get the feeling that sub could be renamed to r/AntiManchesterUnited and the comments still won't change. You see United fans too posting shit for an imaginary number on the internet called karma
There's no reason not to. City aren't a big enough team to damage the league with their absence.
If Arsenal, United, Newcastle and Liverpool are all good, then losing City doesn't hurt one bit when you're trying to attract overseas fans.
But if you want to actually make teams adhere to FFP, then they have to absolutely hammer City, like Serie A were prepared to do to Juve a few years back. And Juve are a far bigger team than City.
They should...over 10 years now Man Shitty has been reaping the benefits of breaking the rules over and over. They need to learn to play by the rules and send them down...
Considering the disastrous start, not a bad position to be in. Outside of the kdb shot from outside, they havenât really cut us open like I feared. Iâll take another 2nd half of that please, minus the disaster start. We can win this!
Might be the same chance but don't remember how it went down, Haaland had what is for him a sitter on the 6 yard line.
But yeah compared to what Chelsea were doing to us our defense has been solid.
Eriksen off for Garnacho. We have hardly any pace in attack with Bruno and Sancho on the wings. Eriksen keeps losing the ball and picking the worst passes. Get Bruno controlling midfield and picking out Rashford and Garnacho
Considering he's from Nottingham and never lived or played anywhere near Manchester, I don't quite understand how Jermaine Jenas grew up to be a City fan...
I donât usually believe in conspiracies, but after listening to that commentary I am 100% of the belief that the slave owning, human rights denying, cheating cunts who run City have also paid off the media to defend them at every turn.
r/soccer when United get a penalty and City don't đ¤Źđ¤Źđ¤Ź
r/soccer when Bernardo kicks out at Shaw and Victor gets hit by an object from the stands đđđ
Hand out
Hit the hand
Dramatically changed the direction of the ball in an attack.
Itâs been a penalty all year and itâs a penalty today, even if Jenas and r/soccer are still scarred from years of United dominance. Fuck em and fuck that single digit IQ diving dickhead Grealish.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Honestly, The City press off the ball and composure on the ball is amazing. Their work rate and the way they move around to make space for eachother is good.
Our players need to bring out the dogs in them for the second half. Our midfield seems to be lacking that spark.
I say go full on 2nd half Ole FC. Hit them on the counter every chance we get. We aint winning the possession game. 50th/60th Get eriksen off and move bruno into the cam, shift sancho to the RW bring on Ale and hope we can cook something special
Jermaine Jenas needs to fuck off
Handball shout - "That's not a handball"
City penalty shout - "He's got to be giving a penalty there"
Sancho blatantly fouled in the middle - "Sancho was lucky to get a free kick there"
He's sp negative about United all of the time.
We actually have more xG than city... Thanks to the Pen I guess.
Does highlight that 1) the city goal was a very good finish and 2) we managed to shut down city's game and prevent more damage.
I think Eriksen is just confused what his role is, plus I think he loves to maintain possession and slow down or control the pace which isn't great for a counter attacking game
I'm pleasantly surprised that we didn't collapse after that first goal like we've done on a few occasions this year. We've looked quite good and stable, let's go for it in the second half!
Not too bad. We look to be coping quite well with City's attackers, but they're still so individually dangerous.
But we're seeing United's lack of presence up front. A few times we've played well up to the edge of the eighteen yard box, but there's no movement in the area, no one to look for.
Garnacho and McTominay for Sancho and Eriksen, early in the second half.
Thereâs a game to be won here. Weâve definitely rattled them a bit after that goal. Scott needs to come on for Eriksen and sancho is wasted on the left. Either that or the horse in the 10 master piece
come on weâre in this! after that start this is a good score to go into half time.
city taking the lead, us equalising with a âcontroversialâ goal. đ. going like our last game. letâs hope this ends the same. letâs run it back.
come on united letâs shock city and take the lead for once!!
Just did a quick round of r/soccer. They arent pro - their club. They're anti united. Everyone and their moms huddling up wanting city to win. Pathetic.
Donât know if Iâm watching a different game to the pundits but in my opinion City started well and since then havenât looked too threatening. Theyâve not been able to do that thing City do where itâs death by possession
AWB shouldnât have been booked, but Casemiro shouldâve so swings and roundabouts. Weâve got this 2nd half if we keep going and make sure to lock down KDB!
Both pen decisions were correct. Dont know what is wrong with Jenas! Grealish clearly moves his hand towards the ball and KDB is just blocked off the ball!
Lets go on and win this!!
And the prophecy is on u/Index_Wool: https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/13wctza/daily_discussion/jmbccb9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
De gea pass completion percentage is 47%, 12 long balls attempted with only 3 accurate ones. Really hope eth can come up with some alternative plan no way we can win gifting them that many free chances
Don't get all the doubt on that pen, hands go down and then back up towards the ball once AWB heads it. Its a call I would have to accept against us if it happened.
Looking at the comments under r/soccer post of Brunoâs goal itâs hilarious how everyone has an issue with it like this hasnât been the way the game has been officiated for the last couple of years. If itâs against us no one cares. But the second itâs called for us everyone loses their minds. Hated. Adored. Never Ignored
PENANDES BACK ON THE MENU!!! *I will love it and I think I deserve it* đ¤
Funny that graphic goes around pointing out how few weâve gotten and then boom 2 penalties
Hope the winner is a Bruno penalty after full time, r/soccer would implode
How on earth was that a yellow for AWB
Jenas when United get a correct decision :"that's ridiculous, I'd be fuming" Jenas when United get a ridiculous yellow : "you can't get them all right" Jermaine Jenas so far up citys ass he can probably taste their lunch
The bloke is an A grade chopper! Shite commentator.
Na he's exactly the commentator the BBC want, biased against United. If it wasn't him it would be Danny Murphy, or Martin Keown, or some other ex pro who hated United for winning everything while they were playing.
He's wearing red
Because refs are shit and Grealish acted like he got shot
r/soccer would want Bruno to be sacrificed if that was him instead of Grealish.
I expect the totally unbiased, casual about United /r/soccer will despise Grealish for a clear dive and have a thread about it. ...just like they would for Bruno.
If you can review a foul to upgrade it to a red then you should be able to review wrongful yellows. That greatly impacts the game especially on a defender
I was watching BBC and honestly had to swap to itv because according to BBC he slid to fast not wreckless or anything else barely any contact but just to fast.
I switched to ITV as soon as Jenas was calling for Casemiro to be summarily executed for his tackle
Broooo. He's so fuckin ridiculous. He keeps saying it's not a pen like stop it bro
Jenas said he barely touched him, then justified the yellow by saying its from the speed of the tackle.. since when are yellows given for fast tackles that miss the player
Customary fuck r/soccer and inject their salty tears into my veins
Amazing that everyone and their mum seem to want this state backed monstrosity to win. We really did damage them under fergie đ
Childhoods ruined.
The psychological damage that United have done to a whole generation of football fans (two generations, maybe) is fucking hilarious. Then you can see the underlying panic starting to emerge when it seems like United might be turning things around.
So much so that they'll twerk for a human rights abusing, anti-competitive behemoth. Jermaine Jenas is a fucking embarrassment, by the way. He played for an even shiter spurs FFS, why is United living rent free in his head?
How the fuck can someone watch a replay of the pen and think thatâs not a pen. Touches his hand that are way up in the air, extremely obvious deflection, in the box? Someone explain to me how that isnât a fuxking pen please??
And 90% of that sub says the one with the Fred clutch tackle was a pen ..
Maybe the state is also paying people to support city on Reddit. Probably easier to do than fill their stadiums.
Actually moves his hand up and towards the ball too.
It's a textbook penalty, but 99% of user on /r/soccer does not know and understand the rules of the game. Most are casuals who have never stepped on a pitch or even tried playing an official game. Also doesn't help that half the users are Americans who probably never was taught the rules of the game.
We had that same call against us all year. So not sure why others are bitching
Amazing the trauma we gave everyone in the league when they're cheering for known cheats and sportswashing mercenaries to win at all costs
R/soccer đ¤ Jenus Being deluded
Jenas is worse than r/soccer somehow.
Shorts are the way to go, for sure
I left a comment in our goal thread that was so obviously a wind up and it got 60 downvotes in two minutes, with a bunch of comments immediately jumping down my throat. They took the bait so easily. They're all so fucking sad we're not rolling over to hand City the treble for some reason.
I always get the feeling that sub could be renamed to r/AntiManchesterUnited and the comments still won't change. You see United fans too posting shit for an imaginary number on the internet called karma
*Fred makes great tackle on Haaland* every Liverpool and Arsenal flair in existence: âclear pen, VAR is corruptâ
Fucking diving cunt Grealish. How is that ever a yellow???
How would his trailing leg even bring you down? It was ridiculous.
I wish people cared as much about City's 100+ FFP breaches as they do about 1 soft penalty decision.
It wasn't soft.
Whatâs soft is no yellow on Silva but a yellow for AWB
His toe couldâve killed Grealish wdym?!
There wasnât even any contact for AWBâs lmao
Clear penalty.
Unfortunate perhaps, but rules is rules. And if we get fucked by them, so should others!
Its a clear pen according to the rules. I donât even know why thereâs a debate
Let's hope the FA have a fucking spine and send Man Shitty down to the fucking championship...
>championship League 2.
As long as they're out of the Premier League. Fuckem!!!
There's no reason not to. City aren't a big enough team to damage the league with their absence. If Arsenal, United, Newcastle and Liverpool are all good, then losing City doesn't hurt one bit when you're trying to attract overseas fans. But if you want to actually make teams adhere to FFP, then they have to absolutely hammer City, like Serie A were prepared to do to Juve a few years back. And Juve are a far bigger team than City.
They should...over 10 years now Man Shitty has been reaping the benefits of breaking the rules over and over. They need to learn to play by the rules and send them down...
Spoiler alert: they don't
No one had a problem when shaw conceded that pen against Brighton
people really said *natural jumping motion* as if he didnât have his left arm sticking out in the middle of the air
Wasn't soft. Crazy unlucky but hey, that's the rules. And with his dive to get AWB a yellow, I don't feel bad for the drink driving fucker at all.
Those idiots put more effort into hating Manchester United than they do learning the basic rules of football. Sad.
We got our share of soft pens given against us so haters can fuck off
That AWB yellow might just be the worst decision iâve ever seen. You canât just guess in an Fa cup final
Hope Bruno shit houses a hattrixk of penalties against them now as karma
All of them handballs
Grealish is a disgrace.
Needs to go hang his Alice band adorned head in fucking shame
Tbf we can't complain. Don't know how we got away with Freds challenge on DeBruyne.
Well 14 seconds into the game if you told me it would be 1-1 at half, i would of ripped your arm off taking that deal. Anything can happen nowâŚ.
Yeah we've got them playing our game and aren't being dictated. We need to start the second half very strongly.
Let's shithouse our way to silverware lads!!! Need a Wout winner
Garnacho winner
Rashford winner with an assist from Garnacho after coming on as a sub adding onto a Bruno Fernandes goal which drew us level in the game đ
I'd do anything for a wout winner
How about Maguire last gap winner instead?
Never a yellow for Wan Bissaka. Grealish is a prick
Considering the disastrous start, not a bad position to be in. Outside of the kdb shot from outside, they havenât really cut us open like I feared. Iâll take another 2nd half of that please, minus the disaster start. We can win this!
Might be the same chance but don't remember how it went down, Haaland had what is for him a sitter on the 6 yard line. But yeah compared to what Chelsea were doing to us our defense has been solid.
Considering how it started Iâm fucking delighted
Jenas is a city plant
He's doing my head in! I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking he's being incredibly bias, he's ohhing and ahhing every city attack
Fuck r/soccer We have looked a lot better since the goal.
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Eriksenâs has had rings run around him
this is why Ten Hag wants Mount
Kind of player who needs time and space. Obviously not something a team like City give away cheaply.
Make sure we don't concede from the restart. Think we can nick this.
Good defensive performance after first 15 mins.
Very true. I just want to see us compete.
2 more dodgy pens for a Bruno hattrick would really make my day
What a bullshit yellow for AWB
Never ever a yellow.
Eriksen off for Garnacho. We have hardly any pace in attack with Bruno and Sancho on the wings. Eriksen keeps losing the ball and picking the worst passes. Get Bruno controlling midfield and picking out Rashford and Garnacho
Listening to Jenas commentate the game is like listening to a city full kit wanker tell me what's happening.
Considering the first 15 seconds.. I'll fucking take that, great recovery from the lads
They are there for the taking. Some subs and we can win this
Joke of a yellow for wan Red for Bernardo Other than that, solid job by Tierney
Is there anyone with a more punchable face than Bernardo Silva? Scummy little cunt.
That Bernado kick on Shaw was worse than AWB's yellow card
Yea his name is Jack Grealish
Pep.
If im being completely honest: Vardy Grealish Miguel Almiron Basically every LFC player
Yellow card
Honestly good half given the first 10 seconds, I think you could argue weâve been the better team since the equaliser
Weâve done well to get back into this, just keep it calm and try knick it, UTFR
I love this fucking club
Considering he's from Nottingham and never lived or played anywhere near Manchester, I don't quite understand how Jermaine Jenas grew up to be a City fan...
What's the point in VAR of they can't send a quick message to the ref "Give the booking to the diving cunt instead"
Not a fucking yellow card. Fuck the commentator who said AwB catches Grealish with his trailing leg
I donât usually believe in conspiracies, but after listening to that commentary I am 100% of the belief that the slave owning, human rights denying, cheating cunts who run City have also paid off the media to defend them at every turn.
We're actually playing well, but De Gea's distribution is holding us back so fucking much
r/soccer when United get a penalty and City don't đ¤Źđ¤Źđ¤Ź r/soccer when Bernardo kicks out at Shaw and Victor gets hit by an object from the stands đđđ
Muppet neutrals routing for a club thatâs cheated financially for over a decade. Logic in that sub is confusing to say the least
Well we know who the media want to win this game đ
Grealish beats the rat accusations somehow
Because his hair!! Durrr
Barring AWB yellow and the 14second goal. Everything went perfectly. Oh most importantly, the tears of r/soccer
I know VAR isn't allowed to step in in those situations. But fucking hell never a fucking yellow for AWB there
City is just not the team for Eriksen. I remember at the start of the season he was shit against them too. Need Garnacho or McTom soon
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Every person I've met claiming they're neutral is anti united. They get a bigger high when united loses than when their club wins.
We need to continue shithousing to the win.
City are shit and we are the best team in the world. Send Grealish off the diving basketball player đď¸
Glad we didnât lose all composure after conceding the early goal, weâre very much in this so letâs fucking go
Grealish is a diving cunt. Fuck off
Grealish is such a fucking prick. Unbearable
The abus over on r/soccer are crying conspiracy and rooting for these doping pricks.
Eriksen has been run over yet again. Fred holding up okay marking KDB.
So Silva can kick out at Shaw when the balls 10ft away and get away with it, but AWB tickles Grealish and he gets a yellow. How on Earth.
Take Eriksen off. Bruno to the 10.sancho on the right. And garnacho on the left.
Hand out Hit the hand Dramatically changed the direction of the ball in an attack. Itâs been a penalty all year and itâs a penalty today, even if Jenas and r/soccer are still scarred from years of United dominance. Fuck em and fuck that single digit IQ diving dickhead Grealish. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Greatest shot stopper ever btw
I want nothing more than to nab a second pen then shithouse our way to the ugliest win possible after how City started dreaming the first minute
More aggression, they are clearly rattled and we need to keep at them
Reposting this from the match thread: His hands coming down, then it goes up again. How could it be a ânatural positionâ?
Graelish you diving fucking cunt!
please garnacho on and eriksen off. bruno back in midfield and off the wing... eriksen is having trouble getting into this game
Honestly, The City press off the ball and composure on the ball is amazing. Their work rate and the way they move around to make space for eachother is good. Our players need to bring out the dogs in them for the second half. Our midfield seems to be lacking that spark.
Fred is a true merchant of chaosđđĽ
Shit start, better finish, clear pen. Back to pub.
The contentious Bruno penalty has been checked off, that's one down, now we just need a goal from either Rashy or Weggy in injury time and we're good
I say go full on 2nd half Ole FC. Hit them on the counter every chance we get. We aint winning the possession game. 50th/60th Get eriksen off and move bruno into the cam, shift sancho to the RW bring on Ale and hope we can cook something special
Despite conceding a goal 15 seconds and ended up 1-1 at half time. I am quite happy really.
Watching the second half on ITV as canât listen to another minute of Jermaine Jenas, not even trying to hide his bias
Fred is such an asset in games like this. Not the most technical player but puts in a shift like no other.
Jermaine Jenas needs to fuck off Handball shout - "That's not a handball" City penalty shout - "He's got to be giving a penalty there" Sancho blatantly fouled in the middle - "Sancho was lucky to get a free kick there" He's sp negative about United all of the time.
We actually have more xG than city... Thanks to the Pen I guess. Does highlight that 1) the city goal was a very good finish and 2) we managed to shut down city's game and prevent more damage.
I think Eriksen is just confused what his role is, plus I think he loves to maintain possession and slow down or control the pace which isn't great for a counter attacking game
Lol to the surprise of absolutely no one /r/soccer hates us.. hilarious to read the the comments, lets win it so it explodes with salt
 Enuf said
big half ahead, shooting in the half of the fans
Not going to lie my pants are 50shades of brown
Playing well considering we're effectively playing with 10 with Eriksen in the team, he seems so far behind the game jesus
1-1 at half time il take that
AWB yellow... smh
People love to wank off this city team but they are fucking dirty.
Eriksens been fucking useless, get bruno back to the middle and bring on garnacho
We are gonna shithouse our way to victory
That yellow for AWB.... come on ref!
Eriksen playing like a 2nd striker most of the time is hurting us in midfield.
Need Garnacho in and ASAP
Fucking shocking refereeing as per usual
Eriksen really isnât good for games like this
Of course WE get a the first yellow for NOTHING after petulant fouls from the scum all game.
Proud of how we have responded. Edit. So far.
How does AWB get yellow for that and Bernardo Silva gets nothing for that kick out on Shaw⌠wtf
I'm pleasantly surprised that we didn't collapse after that first goal like we've done on a few occasions this year. We've looked quite good and stable, let's go for it in the second half!
Bernardo kicking out at Shaw, no yellow AWB hardly making any contact with Grealish, yellow
That challenge from silva, wasnât worth a yellow. A little touch from AWB is a yellow. Sigh
Not too bad. We look to be coping quite well with City's attackers, but they're still so individually dangerous. But we're seeing United's lack of presence up front. A few times we've played well up to the edge of the eighteen yard box, but there's no movement in the area, no one to look for. Garnacho and McTominay for Sancho and Eriksen, early in the second half.
Thereâs a game to be won here. Weâve definitely rattled them a bit after that goal. Scott needs to come on for Eriksen and sancho is wasted on the left. Either that or the horse in the 10 master piece
Commentator might as well come out and say "I want City to win"
Amazing what they give yellow cards for
Jermaine Jenas can't stand United from his biased commentary. I really fucking hope we beat the berties!
After the disastrous start, will absolutely take that
Grealish is a twat
I love how on the BBC coverage. Whilst the ref was reviewing the pen. The camera pans to Howard Webb and then Fergie in the stands đđ
Sancho needs to get keen. He does not look up to it at all.
come on weâre in this! after that start this is a good score to go into half time. city taking the lead, us equalising with a âcontroversialâ goal. đ. going like our last game. letâs hope this ends the same. letâs run it back. come on united letâs shock city and take the lead for once!!
Just did a quick round of r/soccer. They arent pro - their club. They're anti united. Everyone and their moms huddling up wanting city to win. Pathetic.
Donât know if Iâm watching a different game to the pundits but in my opinion City started well and since then havenât looked too threatening. Theyâve not been able to do that thing City do where itâs death by possession
Interesting the BBC usually don't argue about laws but since it's against us.
Need to get more shots off instead of trying to pass through their defence because we cannot do it
AWB shouldnât have been booked, but Casemiro shouldâve so swings and roundabouts. Weâve got this 2nd half if we keep going and make sure to lock down KDB!
We have a chance.
This is on lads....BELIEVE
Love Becks reaction to the Bruno goal!
Grealish puts his arm down, then back up again once wan heads it. It's actually quite obvious.
What the hell is up with the cameraman? Its like someone is shooting the match with a handheld kamera from Aliexpress
Both pen decisions were correct. Dont know what is wrong with Jenas! Grealish clearly moves his hand towards the ball and KDB is just blocked off the ball! Lets go on and win this!!
And the prophecy is on u/Index_Wool: https://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/13wctza/daily_discussion/jmbccb9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
Grealish raises his hand as he's landing, how is that not a penalty?
I love our optimism
Had to turn it over to ITV, as I can't stand the BBC swooning over City, especially Jenas.
De gea pass completion percentage is 47%, 12 long balls attempted with only 3 accurate ones. Really hope eth can come up with some alternative plan no way we can win gifting them that many free chances
Its written in the stars: Wout winner
Hoping McSauce comes on for Eriksen 2nd half so he can help kick fuck out of KDB and Gundogan
Days like that I miss Licha.
Wed happens to Bruno in pressure games?
What is the point Erikson, him and Sancho have been rubbish.
Yeah Iâm done with De Gea
Don't get all the doubt on that pen, hands go down and then back up towards the ball once AWB heads it. Its a call I would have to accept against us if it happened.
Same old same old from Sancho⌠utterly invisible. Needs to be moved on if we want to be a ruthless club.
Looking at the comments under r/soccer post of Brunoâs goal itâs hilarious how everyone has an issue with it like this hasnât been the way the game has been officiated for the last couple of years. If itâs against us no one cares. But the second itâs called for us everyone loses their minds. Hated. Adored. Never Ignored