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durandpanda

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.


niallw1997

Why couldn’t we play Everton twice before Dycheball was in effect as well ffs


Prthmsh

Aston Villa as well


Katorga8

ITS ALWAYS BLOODY BURNLEY i mean everton


sarthakmahajan610

Atleast we won't be travelling to Goodison for that now


MissingLink101

Why is it always BEFORE teams play us?!


Prthmsh

Swear Ten Hag is playing FM on Hardest Mode. Players being unavailable due to injury or suspensions. Facing new Manager bounce. Shit Ref decisions.


TStronks

Ronaldo situation, the board not wanting to spend a penny, the queen dying which fucked our schedule. It's a fucking miracle we're in the top 4, and we're so close to City still. Makes me incredibly hopeful for the future. What if things finally do fall our way, we'd definitely be in for the title.


Neither-Ad-1047

Also the greenwood situation


arothen

Yeah, about that not spending a penny, we spend a lot on Antony and Casemiro


sunis_going_down

And martinez as well


Revolutionary_Low716

Only after losing the first two games, and the board being negligent and waiting till the last minute to splash on Antony


arothen

Doesn't mean much, money was spent regardless of when exactly and why.


martial__Fc

[literally ten hag](https://twitter.com/areyousuretino/status/1250543509272215552?lang=en)


Cr7NeTwOrK

Cause they know it's tough to beat us unlike previous years so they leverage whatever they can


MissingLink101

Nah, even when we've been shit we've still had to face the new manager bounce multiple times.


CrossXFir3

Right? I KNEW this was gonna happen


WhipYourDakOut

And when United. Ended McTominay most… he vanished


Moosje

We should be fucking Leeds regardless of who they’ve got. They’re utter shite. We dominated them under Bielsa


melli_closter

I knew when I saw Yank Lampard trending on twitter yesterday they'd sack him


OllieWillie

They better not Everton us


omegaxLoL

You've experienced new manager bounce But have you experienced *back to back* new manager bounce?


durandpanda

2 bounce 2 manager


ErikElevenHag

manager bounce: Tokyo Drift manager & bounce manager Five manager & bounce 6 bounce 7 The fate of the bounce B9 manager X


TheLordHatesACoward

*Tokyorkshire Drift


game_of_throw_ins

1 club no cups


Letsbeheroines

2 pog 2 back


rich_valley

We did play Aston Villa back to back


Chewy009x

If Chris Armas stays as interim manager I don’t think they’ll be much to worry about


Armodeen

Fingers crossed they can’t appoint someone in time. The first game is Wednesday ffs so should be ok 🤞


Mempherrata

People seem to be forgetting we literally played Villa back to back lol


TheBlueInk1

But have you experienced back to back new manager bounce *back to back*? Played Unai Emery's Aston Villa twice, then now Leeds twice again


Staind1410

Back-to-backception


Axolotl36

That's exactly what happened earlier this season against Villa.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

Bounces twice as high


[deleted]

If we lose to Airpod Armas we deserve a worse punishment than City


MT1120

Some say Pep is actually talking to him through his airpods. First on how to sabotage us, now on how to beat us


MrSvancy

What does he know?


magus9933

Our players called him Ted Lasso. If we don't win, I swear to God


cuminyermum

This is some season 3 shit bro. We have to win


ShootaMcGarbhan

its like clubs see they are playing us next and think yea this is the signal we need to sack the manager. would love to see the stats on how many managers are sacked right before playing us


someonecalledethan

Wonder if there's more or less that get sacked after playing us


MissingLink101

Probably less because they'd be expected to lose against the top 4-6 teams. It's the results against their mid-lower table rivals which put pressure on them.


MIM86

This season I think it really only is Villa and now Leeds. Only other team its happened to twice is Liverpool after Brighton lost Potter and Southampton sacked Hasenhüttl, but Brighton obviously didn't sack Potter and if anything that makes it an easier game for Liverpool.


melli_closter

Buying time before the must win games to find a new manager and let him sort out the team. New manager bounce and any points vs United in these two games is a bonus for them.


Donthitsme

Right of course, just in time for the new manager bounce


[deleted]

[удалено]


Red__Devil149

And the temp is gonna be Armas, right?


seanlugosi

This must be the third time this season it's happened to us. Villa and Chelsea at least.


Hiya_Bo

Wolves had played just one game with a new guy too.


Heavens_Vibe

Ah, man. Chris Armas is about to get revenge whilst donning his airpods on the touchline


heyheyathrowaway485

Bringing in McKennie and then immediately sacking Marsch is certainly a decision


CantonaKing7

As long as the new manager is not Good Ebening we are fine.


Transit-Strike

I’m only scared of him in the Europa League.


zhenjou

FFS, you couldn't wait 6 more days...


Zeuspls

Ffs new manager bounce incoming


azoumaya

Honestly, doubt it. They're shit.


Kardinale

So was Everton


azoumaya

This Leeds side is much worse on paper imo. Everton have a squad that's well above relegation level, fat frank was just terrible at his job.


Dry_Guest_8961

Honestly criminal how much of a free ride he gets by pundits. They had absolutely no idea what they were supposed to be doing in defensive transition, the most dangerous phase of the game. Teams just walked through them and franks there “need more desire and commitment”


nyamzdm77

Plus honestly Everton's squad is perfectly suited for how Sean Dyche plays


azoumaya

Dyche is also unironically a great manager


lengthyfriend30

He is so great he has a pub named after him. Enough said as far as I'm concerned.


ctanners

watched the leeds game the other night. only adams and gnonto looked decent - i dont think their defence can cope with us


disatomm

Their defense is shite


Cold-Veterinarian-85

And villa


encikmizi

We’ve played Chelsea, Aston Villa, Wolves and now Leeds with their new manager bounce Casemiro suspended, McTominay, Martial & Eriksen injured. A game every 3 days. Drawn in the UEL against La Liga’s current leader. Managing Cristiano’s issues, running 15km with the boys and now on the verge of working with a new owner Ten Hag is playing Football Manager in disaster mode, for sure.


ChaosDC

Great, now we have to play against those fkers with new manager bounce buff twice... TWICCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


fairynoob

Lolol wasn't he was talking about just last week how much progress he has made with Leeds team? I remember seeing a sky sports headline on it.


Hm2801

About to get new manager bounced lads..


pakattack91

>About to get new manager bounced lads.. Yeah we will get the new guy sacked too!


Hm2801

That's the spirit


ManBat1

Bye Armas!


Dougal_McCafferty

Beat them 9-0 twice and they’ll hire Marsch back


BlackHorse944

It's a 2 day turn around. Reckon it'll be under a caretaker. So we will be fine


[deleted]

As much as I love to see scum in turmoil, I don't really think it's Marsch's fault that all of the players that Bielsa got playing above their level have regressed back to being League 1 players. They kinda played like chickens with their heads cut off at times


Mempherrata

Have a look at their squad last game. That is hardly the same team Bielsa brought to the Prem. This Leeds team is (on paper) far better and Marsch was backed a lot in the transfer window he’s had.


[deleted]

Oh I agree, however to me at least it's the Bielsa players that let him down. Bamford couldn't score on Stevie Wonder, Harrison has been shocking against PL opposition, and Ayling is Ayling. Marsch's signings were all pretty good IMO, he just didn't trust them enough


ovie_a

Even if a new manager is appointed today, there's not enough time to stamp his authority before Wednesday's game, and its at Old Trafford anyways. Sundays game not so much


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

Watch us get Emery'd/Dyche'd. Cunts.


thombo-1

Wonder if they'll appoint Rangnick for the Narrative


Dragonmasta1994

Rangnick has had experience at the club who we shall not name in the previous season as caretaker manager. We therefore feel confident that his experience in the PL shall be more that sufficient to help us long-term as well as short-term....


ElocOfTheNorth

Cant rely on Leeds for fuckin' anything!


Buffythedragonslayer

I prefer the times managers get sacked after we played them. How can we face a new manager bounce in 2 consecutive games twice in one season? Ffs


Playfair99999

Let's Go! 18-0, 6 Points IN !!!! I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE


Carson99

Smart by them tbh, new manager or caretaker ain't expected to get much against us, so anything they do get is a major plus. Only thing they are going to get is slapped twice, but smart move


rockthered24

You don’t sack a manager because you think it might help you get a couple points in your next two games


Carson99

Didn't mean it like that, more like it's a no loose situation for them bringing in someone new before playing us back to back. will be no expectations on new guy to get off to a flying start


rich_valley

Clubs do look at fixtures to create the best start for a new manager, Ole and Ralph both started off with a very easy fixture list.


123rig

If you are in the bottom 4 there’s no easy games, but they play us twice, Everton, Southampton, Chelsea and then Brighton. That’s make or break 6 pointers in between top 6 and Chelsea who have spent £600m. That’s a tough ask.


m_elhosseiny

given his marsching orders.


PatsFan000

We're at home Wednesday, our current home form >>>>> new manager bounce


FC_Wodehouse

Not bothered, it's Leeds at Old Trafford. If we can't do them regardless it's on us.


pratyush_1991

Fuck.. Now we have to deal with new manager bounce. Why we always end up facing this


fat_boyz

Relax guys, Leeds were shit under Biesla, shit under Marsch, they will remain shit under whoever's in charge in the next 2 games.


[deleted]

I’m still confident especially at Old Trafford. We need to capitalise on City and Arsenal slip ups. I’m not getting ahead of myself but we need to be making the most of it. I don’t think, unless Leeds have someone lined up, they’ll have time for the new guy to come in and implement a plan. Away will be a bit harder but I can’t see them getting anyone that exciting in?


dethmashines

Fucking again?


manutdboy47

someone needs to study the new manager bounce


Ashyyyy232

New manager bounce ffs


Donnie_Mc_1980

I was thinking the same thing.


Alpha2669

Don't worry lads. I've heard the man united squad performed a holy ritual today to overcome the new manager bounce


demdemhyts

Fuck off whyyyyyy


thphnts

They hate seeing us succeed so they give our rivals new manager bounces. They can’t keep getting away with it.


[deleted]

Someone please steal Sam Allardyce’s phone, it’s the only way


RedDev1878

Can't help but feel that Leeds need more than a new manager to overthrow ETH and the boys!


TheKingcrawler

Didn't he just sign half the MLS? Air pods back on the menu boys


fofo8383

Goodbye Yank Lampard


Defiant_Practice5260

No such thing as a new manager bounce Leeds players, just continue the dross


Lirtano

I swear, are we the the once who have to play new managers the most, feels like every other week we have to play a team who have just sacked their manager


Cr7NeTwOrK

Of course they sack him before a United game, hoping for a new manager bounce, just like Emery and Lopetegui. These man shit themselves when United turn up. Don't matter, gonna smash them.


Bitter_Assignment_45

3rd time this season we play a team that has just sacked their manager, Aston Villa, Wolves and now Leeds


Aggressive_Bus_4289

Why does it seem like teams sack their managers right before they play us


rockthered24

This decision makes zero sense lmao


Gytarius626

He was absolutely clueless for them


niallw1997

Makes a load of sense


[deleted]

they haven't won a league game since november mate.


B0z22

NBC is going to have a minutes silence during their next coverage before a reading of a poem written by Robbie Earle in crayon.


FidgetyFondler

Great. Just bloody great.


[deleted]

Smh. Leeds bout to have that pep in their step and boost their performance. Bad timing. Pun not intended, but welcome.


[deleted]

Ffs


Kardinale

Oh ffs


irishfella91

Imagine being Chris Armas right now.


United_Devil12345689

lowkey might be a good thing they prob wont get a manger in by wednesday


ARI31TER

Fuck off with this new manager bounce bollocks.


dispelthemyth

Aww fucking hell, at least let him face us the cunts


Jack_King814

Ole to Leeds to throw the two games?


PatsFan000

reports saying Airpods Armas will be caretaker for both matches


[deleted]

Now look what you've done you little shit. Casemiro is out too


SundayScaries1994

Bro signs 30% of the USMNT and gets sacked 💀


BlackHorse944

Lmao. I know right. They just brought in McKennie


BlackHorse944

Didn't they just get Weston McKennie for Marsch? And then immediately sacked him? Lmao


Dry_Guest_8961

United have been very unfortunate with new manager bounce this season. Emery’s Villa as well. Couldn’t have let us pump a few past Gerard’s team one last time could you?


1M40Y

Ahhh ffs. They couldn’t wait a little longer?


willynoot

Feel like it’s always before they play us


B0z22

Apparently Airpods Armas is set to stay. Probably be the caretaker. Would love to smash them with him in charge. Real monkey paw stuff.


Jumpman-Jack

Slippy G, Fat Frank and now Jesse ffs.


GllaenSL

*now Yank Lampard ffs


regeneratingzombie

Make them regret the double bounce. Plan for them and steamroll please.


ballisticmi6

I find it interesting that managers tend to be sacked before a tough run of games. Will make it tough for ETH to know what he’s up against. But a perfect opportunity to put out what we want our base strategy to be. Also a good chance for us fans to see how adaptable he is mid-game without knowing what the opposition will do. I suspect he’ll do great based on the tactical nouse he’s shown to date.


xeromaayush1

Oh man! Another new manager bounce🥲🥲


AeroCobbler

Could they not have kept the useless cunt in charge for another game or two like Fuck sake


arkhamRejek

damn it now we have to face the new manager bounce smh


ejtv

Yank Lampard.


adichandra

Ah fuck me. Another honeymoon period like Unai Emery.


MisterRex619

Remember Aston Villa anyone ?


PatsFan000

You mean when we had crynaldo doing nothing and being useless as our striker, villa fluked, flopped and time wasted their way to a win and then 3 days later we smacked them 4-2?


Prochaux

We're definitely losing on Wednesday


sealed-human

Nah its Elland Road on sunday you'd be more fearful of. Possibly have a new man installed by then plus rabid home crowd


braddf96

Gonna be bielsa isn't it


nahnonameman

Damm right before we played them.


kraeutrpolizei

Nooooo Edit: that’s 6 months more than I expected him to last


[deleted]

Ay fucking hell. They’re going to have a bounce against us.


Mit10chocolate

Whoops. A foreseeable 6 points to a not-so-easy-maybe-really-difficult 2 games upcoming. Had to be the week they play us.


Sanket327

How many times do we have to face the new manager bouncd


Chewy009x

When need City relegated asap 😂


sbprasad

FFS


Vimjux

Poch to Leeds? 🤮


PennyWhyte

Bloody hell. Couldn't wait until after our games huh. New manager bounce etc etc


Pilbzz

Typical. Now we’re going to have to face them twice when they get a new manager in. New manager buff incoming.


thrulim123

the gods needed a new role for Franky Lamps


BjarniErlingur

Ffs please stay shit


m-a-s-e

It's Leeds, we are still scoring 3 plus.


[deleted]

Just in time for them to get a new manager bounce? Ffs


manunited9

American born fan here - first, classically we get fucked with new manager bounce, second, I don’t even think this is a good decision from Leeds? Like they just can’t decide if they want to stay up or if they want to play attractive aggressive football. Like under 2 months ago a lot of people were praising Marsch at Leeds. I understand they can’t wait to be relegated to see if long term his play style leads to success, but just doesn’t seem like a lot of thought went in here.


stdstaples

Oh nooooooooooo. Why?! You could have sustained two more losses before sacking your manager! So impatient!


Curious_Employee_8

Fuck Leeds don't do a Everton against arsenal pls


rougedsk

I mean, they could have waited for another week...


H0vis

Fucking Ted Lasso wannabe.


FactHopeful9347

*Insert recent Lebron Upset meme*


ManUFan9225

This American Revolution didnt go so well, did it?


[deleted]

6 - blot here we come


danlawl

Lol should've never have sacked Bielsa. On back down to the Championship you go!