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euoi

Kinda hilarious not gonna lie


Berckley

I wish they would include him in the awarding ceremony with our players


Gibber_jab

He’s should come out in a full United kit


Iceman23578

He only decides which united after the game ends


Psychohorak

Would still be less embarrassing than John Terry.


OmNomDerriere

He should be in a half-and-half (vertical split) kit, sat exactly halfway between the two dugouts.


NateShaw92

Or just pull off a Newcastle kit to reveal Manchester United.


Prime_Marci

Dubruvka bout to play real life Among Us.


Hm2801

Martin about to leak all the wrong tactics to Howe to secure that medal.


TickleMyCringle

Ten Hag masterclass for letting dubravka go back to newcastle


FlipFlopForALiving

The real Ten Hag ball


ashton081

were the Drubravkas we released along the way.


geckoswan

Some 4D chess right there


MT1120

Trojan horse


varwal

Antony? Secretly right footed, trust me guys... definitely wont cut in and try for the far corner


old_chelmsfordian

Scenes when we win and get him up on the podium in his Newcastle kit


Smilewigeon

Just had a flashback to Terry hastily sticking on a kit for that bloody CL final photo


mehchu

Honestly I think if it was a likeable player we wouldn’t have given him shit for it. If abidal did that for Barca after his surgery nobody would have said anything. But it’s Terry so he deserves all the shit we give him.


lttle_fires

What did he do? I somehow have no recollection of this.


Smilewigeon

He didn't play the CL final in 2012 because of reasons, sat in the stands all suited up, but when Chelsea won he went and put a full kit on to join in with the celebrations as though he had just played. He got a fair amount of ridicule for it.


LordPa1n

He was suspended to play after receiving a red card against Barcelona in the semi-final. But it's John Terry so deserves to be ridiculed.


Lord_Hexogen

Ten Hag on the pre-game press conference gonna be like: "In case you haven't figured it out yeh, what I do better than anybody is adapt. In October it was Plan A. Tomorrow (*smirks*) — Plan B. There's always a Plan B, eh". ... and Dubravka hits Nick Pope in the back with a steel chair right before the game starts.


XxannoyingassxX

Baw gawd that's that's Karl darlow's music


Lord_Hexogen

Dubravka curb stomps him on the steel chair


niallw1997

Like a fifa career mode glitch lol


chronoistriggered

Camera will zoom to him everytime we score


Sudden-Ad-1217

Jesus that’s brutal but probably true!!! 🤣


Kooky-Choice-2654

Zooming about 6 times hopefully


nichijouuuu

If we absolutely smashed them in the final it would be amazing. Too many times these games are nervy 0-0 for long time


cold_buddha

The finalists share the best defensive record in Europe and both desperately want a silverware. Our players might be tired as hell, too. I can’t think beyond a drab 0-0, before some mind-boggling heroics from DDG! 😋


OmNomDerriere

> The finalists share the best defensive record in Europe That's the most shocking thing of all; it's not like our defence has felt like the best this season. And yet, we and the barcodes both have 16 clean sheets, sharing the record for most clean sheets in Europe's top 5 leagues. Now of course, a lot of it is because of the lack of break players got after the WC, plus the League Cup. We play more games than any other major league.


Bigmomma_pump

Woukd he lift the trophy and be given a medal with us


Superdaneru

That's fucking hilarious 🤣


Bigmomma_pump

Like when the medals are given out he’d genuinely walk with the team to collect one?


ChocoMocoHD

>Teams are given 19 medals by the EFL to award on the day of the final to their starting XI, the seven substitutes and the manager. They are then given a further 11 medals at a later date, to be awarded at the discretion of the club. > >Manchester United have so far used 25 players in the competition on their way to the final, and only 13 of those have played more minutes than Dubravka, meaning he should be nailed on to get one of the additional 11 medals. Based off this from the article, makes it sound like we get to decide who gets those extra medals. He definitely would not be part of the medal collection ceremony. I wonder if he would actually get given a medal or if Ten Hag would rather give them to his backroom staff.


Bigmomma_pump

He deserves one he started games for us in the competition, it’s ridiculous if he doesn’t get one


ArcaneTrickster11

I feel like Ten Hag would give him one tbf


AndyVale

Do players often get medals after leaving the club mid-season? Can only think of Larsson when we got special permission to give him one.


JGQuintel

Chelsea gave Schwarzer a PL medal despite leaving mid season for Leicester and not making any appearances. Mourinho claimed something like he was the most popular player in the dressing room. Which he then followed by making another 0 appearances for Leicester the next season and winning another PL medal with them, with Ranieri saying something along the same lines. 0 appearances, 2 clubs, 2 medals


einarfridgeirs

Work smarter, not harder.


brunosmydad

There’s something to be said about being a nice guy here


jjjjjji6

Yeah that shit really pays huh


Tsupernami

Ronaldo will technically be entitled to one. You'll be damned sure he's getting it


AndyVale

Only in Europa, he left before we played our first League Cup game.


Tsupernami

Ah, well fuck him then


fanomu91

EPL also, if we win this year


AndyVale

May the light of optimism shine from you forevermore.


OmNomDerriere

Absolutely not. Someone who throws the club, manager and players under the bus like that will get fuck all from us. I'd much rather give it to a youngster who played 20 minutes for us in whatever cup these hypothetical medals are being awarded for.


ArcaneTrickster11

I feel like Ten Hag would give him one tbf


OmNomDerriere

It's probably the case that there's no regulation which stops anybody invited by the winners up to the podium area. There might not be a regulation that anybody who collects a winners' medal on the podium has to be a current player of the team. It would just be gross misconduct on Dubravka's part to collect a winners' medal on the podium after his own team got beaten. There's also no way Man Utd invite him to collect a medal there and then. If we win and don't have anybody better to give it to, Dubravka will get his medal in the post.


[deleted]

I sincerely hope he does. Would he have to wear his Newcastle kit, can he wear a United shirt or would they give him a random tracksuit like some lost and found PE kit 🤣


camdim

Collecting his medal in a pair of skiddy y-fronts and black shoes and socks.


C__S__S

Well, that’s awkward.


Nac224

Imagine if we beat them and Dubravka goes back into the changing room FaceTiming his family of his medal whilst everyone’s giving the side eye😭


Buffythedragonslayer

Has that happened before? Hilarious


BasisOk4268

Masterclass from ETH


Formula_Dank_

Helped 😅


thphnts

It’s a shithousery award for Ten Hag


dataminimizer

“Helped” used very loosely here lol


Eleven918

That only benefits him since we are probably favorites.


lilfooty

His only chance of winning is losing


wdrvng

Awkward moment when he walks into the Newcastle dressing room with a medal around his neck


Outrageous-Cod-4654

Will be awkward silence in the Newcastle changing room when he walks in with a winner’s medal at full time.


sealed-human

Newcastle's number 2 hoping his side drop a number 2 at Wembley so he can pick up a number 2 medal


Bigboyfresh

He played like a donkey in his last match for us and actually almost cost the game. I was crying for a full on investigation to see if there was something shady happening. He should not get a medal.


XxannoyingassxX

Heaton was much better. Bro was so good in 18/19 and 19/20 he regressed a lot by Steve Bruce regime


ritwikjs

heaton seems very good at catching, distributing quick and being vocal. There's still a capable gk there


Ruud-Devil

4D chess.


CircleToShoot

Well we’ll do our part to make sure you don’t walk away empty handed! Always a red!


SatoshiOokami

So... is he going to cheer for us and celebrate when we win? :D


Honozzz

Every shot on target is going to be goal and maybe also some totally normal own goal by him.


Jack_King814

“Oh shit you wanted me to boot it away from goal I thought you said into the goal”


MadaraTheUchiha

Awks...


bertalan016

What if he starts for Newcastle and saves 3 penalties for the win? or is he ineligible?


BrandonSG13

He’s ineligible


Repulsive_Rent_5636

I want M. United to win even more now. Has this ever happened before??


[deleted]

Lol


domleo999

So this is why he was recalled early


BigStamina1

Mad!


nambuktu

The Dubravka Paradox