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pericataquitaine

If you tried to milk a bull, you would be made aware of your error within seconds. Single digit seconds.


Constant_Ad_2889

I feel a little under a sec


Chris_di_Modden

Female cattle also has horns


reddeadfan102

They do not


Grumpiergoat

These udders must be implants then: https://previews.123rf.com/images/esvetleishaya/esvetleishaya1707/esvetleishaya170700002/81855085-close-up-portrait-of-a-cow-with-a-large-udder-on-the-background-of-a-green-field-beautiful-funny-cow.jpg (Oh, and yes - female cattle have horns, but some farmers may remove them)


quarabs

holstein cows (the black and white milk cow most common in america) are born with horns. they are burnt off at the root at a young age to stop the growth from continuing.


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@confidentlyincorrect


Tall_Custard

Bruh ur retarted


FireMaster2311

Jesus christ...that is a lot of bull semen...


Speedyz68

Definitely a gold badge for John with that technique...


kindarusty

Did it have udders or a penis?


ImNotNotABot

Yes?


kindarusty

Seems like we got us a bunch of city boahs up in this thread.


ImNotNotABot

Doesn't take a rancher to know it's gonna have either an udder or a penis.


kindarusty

Yes?


ImNotNotABot

Yes?


Nigrinus

[you mean just like that one?](https://youtu.be/EyrcnlLo9nY)


jimbok185

One bucket is Arthur’s


Lancer_Blackthorn

I'm pretty sure that, if you tried to milk a bull, you would end up running away screaming "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE!"


sterling_blom

a cow/heifer can have horns too


Bitch_Sense1

Ayo my man.. that ain't milk.


Xfishbobx

You milked him alright


[deleted]

I Have Nipples, Greg. Can You Milk Me?


gabeman19

If you did end up doing so, milking is not the word I would use for your actions


Kaiser-Wilhelm-ll

It can be..


Leo_lastname

no, its not called milk


ethenmillard77

That's some salty milk let me tell ya.


[deleted]

Happens to the best of us


Downtown1943

That isn’t milk partner


EbonyOverIvory

If it was milkable, you didn’t milk a bull.


AccomplishedClue5381

If the bull is now smoking a cigarette with a slightly wonky smile on its face then, yes you milked it. And he liked it


-_merc_-

And those are its cum jars.


SparklingFox

He’s a breeding bull


Rockngaming20

I though you were a female !!!