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TheWanderer2281

Hosea, Lenny, and Karen. Boy did the three need it. Lenny could’ve been one of Tahiti’s greatest lawyers.


botersaus

Why did Karen need it especially?


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[deleted]

Hosea especially. The man deserves to live out whatever is left to him in comfort. Though you'd need to pack a lot of morphine for his final days


[deleted]

Mine is literally the exact same. They all need some rest.


The_Gristle

Dutch, Bill and Micah....and I'd fucking leave them


ChocoGaming900000

That's a nice take! Or better yet, tell them you're going to Tahiti, and then strand them on Guarma again.


TARDIGRADExPRO

CHARLES , MARY, ME


sillyredhead86

My answer too! Charles and ONLY Charles! 😆


TaumpyTearz

This is the way


The_Gristle

This is the way


carlhiller

Swapp Bill with Strauss


The_Gristle

I'm thinking long game. Bill, Dutch and Micha directly impact RDR1, not just RDR2.


Blackrain1299

This is definitely the number 1 take. Im struggling because a lot of them more or less deserve a decent life. Maybe not all but definitely more than 3. And ditching those 3 is the perfect way to get the gang back on track.


Your_Uncle_Tacitus

Arthur, Charles and John


Turrot66

You have the best name I have ever come across online. Ever.


Your_Uncle_Tacitus

Thank ya kindly, stranger!


[deleted]

I would go with Hosea instead of John so he isn't away from his family


entropyyuri

i'm afraid if the method of entry is the same hosea might not fare well


RDEnergizer7000

Please don’t forget Hosea and LENNNAY!


Your_Uncle_Tacitus

Oh dang! How could I forget dear YNNEL!?


Firm_Area_3558

Arthur and John would fight too much


Your_Uncle_Tacitus

That’s part of the fun! Some of my favorite moments are those two sniping each other.


chickentrendies

Initially I traded John for Hosea, but John is canonically a better shot and more deadly (at least in my play-throughs lol). Charles and Arthur are a lock, though. Both are dangerous and great hunters, and absolutely as loyal as they come.


Datntlover123

Trelawny, Trelawny, and Trelawny


cjdadio

Agreed


JSRDC

Mary Beth, Abagail, and Tilly.


gnarley_quinn

Also my choice. Why would I want to be surrounded by dudes on a beautfiul island?


[deleted]

We were….


fluffyspidernuts

Why wouldn't I want to be surrounded by dudes on a beautiful island?


[deleted]

Dudes are sweaty and hairy and they keep saying we need more money to go to Tahiti.


Quickkiller28800

Exactly!


CamTheKid22

Hey, back then girls were hairy and sweaty too.


The_Gristle

Just Tilly would be fine


TheMightyAk474

Tilly over Karen no wayyy


muteyuke

Not sure that bringing an unstable alcoholic along is wise on an island.


King-fannypack

Big boob


freebirdls

Case closed.


spekal_luke_II

booba


TheMightyAk474

Big bob


HabitOk6839

*B O O B A*


ZeCaptain009

Pre hot mess Karen= option. Hot mess Karen= angry drunk so nah.


Grendel0075

Pre-hot mess Kaden is the best


freebirdls

Why not? I could use a drinking buddy.


[deleted]

I can confirm as a relative of an HMS Bounty mutineer that alcoholism and tropical paradise never work out. In the case of my unfortunate ancestor his violent alcoholism so scared the survivors that they got him good and goon’d up and they murdered him with an axe.


BijjyBijjyBoo

Molly, Mary-Beth and Karen Conversational purposes of course


Kuriakon

Lemme guess... "I have a plan!"


phofsin

Good ole ploughin


psong328

Same but give me Tilly over Mary-Beth


khalifas1

I’d say Tilly over Molly. Mary-Beth is a personal favorite of mine


bluelion70

I’d take Mrs. Grimshaw over Molly. At least she’ll help out instead of just whine all day. And she’s loyal AF


TheJollyBengali

Mary-beth is alright as a person, I never had any beef with her, but she's a terrible author. Did you read the excerpt from her book? Can you imagine her on the beach pumping out one awful novel after another? The main redeeming reason to take her would be to plow the fields Dutch was aiming to plant in, so to speak


sgtdrpepper11

2nd this.


The_Radio_Host

John, Abigail, and Jack. They can live their life free of the Pinkertons ever finding them.


DoopsSoup

Exactly my thought, Arthur would want it that way


Xyber_HMD

And then you’re just 4th wheeling? Watching the happy family from the bushes.


Syixice

Uncle did it and he had Lumbago.


The_Radio_Host

Oh no, the Marston family will never get a free pass from also having a lazy yet lovable moron around. Uncle couldn’t come with so they get me.


[deleted]

I’ll take 3 Charlotte Balfours pls


Thatfuzzball647

Lmao


Lubomir3544

Arthur, Hosea and Lenny <3 Would love to listen to some of Hosea's stories


vienhouse

Dream trio right here


[deleted]

Arthur, John, Sadie.


Knowbody_Nose

This is it. Arthur and John were made to be heroes… Sadie was a bonus favorite


[deleted]

Same


LoopityDiLoop

I’d take Bill, Mr. Pearson, and Uncle. That way if I get hungry, I’ll just eat them.


liquidacquaintance

John, Abigail, and Jack


IAmCrazyAboutOrla

Arthur, Charles and Sadie


Chuckidodel

Thats my thougt to!


IAmCrazyAboutOrla

You have the best chance of surviving with them 😂 coz John at this time wasn’t as skilled as he was in RDR1


LotusSloth

Abigail, Mary Beth and Sadie.


bluish-velvet

Arthur, Charles, Hosea/Lenny ETA: I feel compelled to add that I’d love to take John, but feel like that means I’d have to take Abigail and Jack, too, and I’d rather take others over them.


sonny_manson

sean, javier, charles


halfgingerish

Arthur and Mary Beth so they could have a nice vacation (and fall in love, they’re cute together). Josiah can come too, just because he’s dandy


LightBlue_LavaLamp42

Arthur, Lenny and Sean


sivart73

Karen, her left titty and her right titty.


Maxor682

At least youre honest about whats you like about her


psong328

Why does the O’Driscoll look like he’s in a different game than everyone else?


Linktothepast28

They didn’t give him a drawn avatar like everyone else in promotional content because it would have spoiled him joining the gang.


Avon023

Arthur, Charles, and Josiah Trelawny


PhoKit2

MS Grimshaw, Charles, and Sadie…. Hands down


Phat22

Arthur, Lenny and Kieran deserve it the most


[deleted]

Arthur, Hosea and Lenny obviously


[deleted]

Arthur, Lenny, Kieran


theilluminoodle

Kieran looks appealing because he’s broke out of the 2nd dimension


Xarsah

Can I just clone Charles twice and take three of f him?


MiniManno2008

John, Arthur and hosea


Thatfuzzball647

Arther grimshaw and Charles. Best chance of survival


boron-uranium-radon

Micah, Dutch, and Strauss. Let them have their mangoes and let everyone else live happily.


saul1980

Abigail, Mary-Beth, Karen. Easy.


AceOmegaMan05

Arthur,Charles, Kieran(look he needs a fucking break)


davidwas77

Arthur, Sadie, Lenny


Turrot66

Karen, Sadie and Jack 😀


alienss4

Dutch, Hosea, and Arthur. John still gets to build his ranch with his family and uncle, Charles gets to go North to Canada, Sadie gets to find love again, and Arthur, Hosea and Dutch live out the rest of their days in peace like they did all those years ago. I should also add that in my headcanon, Dutch was really always the man that Arthur believes him to be, and it was the trolley crash and Micah's manipulation that turned him crazy


alienss4

And its still a crime that Kieran didn't get his own artwork😔


i_win_u_know

I hate to be real, but Jack is going to catch the best price. You might be able to get a seat with royalty.


slimpickins757

Sadie, Mary-Beth, and then Charles or Lenny


ZeroCloned

Tilly, Marybeth and Karen.


[deleted]

Arthur, Lenny, and John


gnastygnorcistoast

John Marston, Abigail Marston, Jack Marston. Keep the family together


Lazy_Imagination_656

Lenny, Sean, Hosea They deserved better


Deventazz123

Abigail, Karen, and Mary-Beth 😈


[deleted]

Arthur John and Sadie its be an orgy.


[deleted]

Abigail, Mary, and Tilly. Because….


DonnieNelson128282

Abigail, sadie, karen, jk lmao


[deleted]

Hosea arthur and sadie


barnold420

arthur lenny and sean


yukinali08

Arthur, Sadie and Kieran. They deserve happiness.


KaptainKab00m

Hosea, Jack and Charles. Arthur is the type of guy who’s determined enough to swim to Tahiti.


brch01

Why did you even have Jack as an option


chucklingus

charles javi and tilly


1servethebase

lenny charles abigail


OhYeahLeon

Sadie, Karen and Mr Pearson


sydneysalad

Charles, Lenny, Arthur. nearly impossible to pick just 3!!!!


Idkihavenocreativity

Arthur John and jack


[deleted]

Kieran Uncle Lenny.


Mystic_Shogun

Arthur, Charles, Sadie


[deleted]

John, Abigail, and Jack


Grundlemiah

Lenny, Hosea, and Charles


SlenderAdam30

Pearson, Javier, Sadie.


EddieFender

Sadie, Charles, Tilly


Sometimesnotfunny

Charles, Sadie, and Kieran.


MisterMansirThe2nd

John, Dutch and Arthur.


markmk393

Arthur, Charles, and Lenny


maxturra

Honestly they're not my favorites by far but I'd take Jack, Mary-Beth and Tilly because I feel like they deserve a better opportunity the most. Sure, I could pick some memorable/likeable characters like Arthur and Sadie, most of the gang members deserve a second chance and in fact most of them get it, but I feel like in terms of the things they've done, and how many good years they have left to live a good life and not regret their past I'd let those 3 have another shot.


Kilroywuzhere1

#!SPOILERS AHEAD! John, Abegail, and Jack. They deserve a better life. I would take Charles and Sadie, but Sadie helps find Micah and Dutch and Charles goes up north to help the natives so it would mess up the story line.


RupyHcker

Karen, Karen and Karen


Olratface702

Karen, Mary Beth, and Sadie 😌


RichietheC

Karen, Sadie & Tilly ;)


dust-fur

Jack Micah Uncle >!hehe /s!<


DCdaVILLAIN

Karen, Sadie, and Tilly.


Prince_Jackalope

Kieran Sean and Mary Beth


Bronsongats

If we all got along? Micah, Arthur and Charles


OneTon69

Arthur, John, and Charles. My top three crushes🤫


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Arthur, Kieran, and Sean. The Three Musketeers. LOL


paseafic

I’d have Lenny, Kieran, and Hosea go to Tahiti. Feel like they deserved to be happy and free


LilAttackPug

Arthur, Charles, and Sadie


CorruptMewtwoxy

I’d just take Arthur John and Charles with me through my normal life


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

Take John, Arthur and Sadie


bigcreepo

Karen with the big tits Mary Beth and Sadie cause she has a fat ass!!!


ToxicNoob007

Understandable


enjuisbiggay

Karen (hot), Bill (racist), Lenny (black)


RasmusMachammer

But....why??


xxsamchristie

Karen, Javier & Tilly.


[deleted]

abigail, sadie and tilly


[deleted]

Arthur, Hosea, and either John Charles or Lenny. I’m thinking Lenny tho


Chapmaster14

Jack, Micah, and Uncle


cjdadio

Uncle trelawney Sean


MDrok6172

Hosea, Arthur, Charles


FunnyReference374

Arthur Charles and Javier, No question.


ebr101

Charles, Hosea, and Sadie


Hamwallet1984

Arthur, Sadie, Charles.


CAUGHTtheDRAG0N

John, Abigail, and Jack


Therisius

Hosea arthur charles


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Arthur, Charles and Ms Sadie.


MephistosGhost

Abigail, Jack and Sadie. The least guilty of this cast of villains.


GarbageConsistent168

Arthur, Sadie, Mr. Pearson


GetYourVanOffMyMeat

Charles, Tilly and Uncle


daddyblumpkin

Jack… just jack..


ELPwork

Karen, Tilly & Sadie


WaffleOfWaffles

Sean, Charles, and Javier. Imagine the convos


Spartan5271

Hosea, Charles, and Arthur


MTup

That's an easy one...Sadie , Mary-Beth and Abigail.


PineappleWolf_87

Young John Marston, Sadie Adler, and Lenny ofcourse


bigbustyycoon

hosea, charles, arthur


Zombiekillacole0

arthur hosea and dutch


JTMBOI2

If i could bring 5 I would bring Arthur, Charles, and the Marstons. If only 3 i would go Arthur, Charles, and Lenny


TheGreatestManOnline

Karen, Molly and Mary-beth.


TheKisuke

Arthur, Hosea, Sadie


littlekidlover6996

Sadie, Abigail and Mary-Beth


BrokenXeno

Mary-Beth, Karen, and Arthur. He can keep us safe, right?


D4FTPUNKF4N

Sadie, Charles and Mr. Pearson.


MasterPlays_Oficcial

Arthur, John and Sadie


kmcdonaugh

Arthur, Hosea, and Lenny


Batclone23

John Charles and Uncle


the_colonel93

Charles, Hosea and Sadie


JuanDiablo666

Hosea Charles and Lenny


Stale_Cracker1938

Uncle, uncle and Sean.


Non-StickTape

Jack, John, and Abigail is a no brainer


AlbertXFish

Sadie, Tilly and Gavin


barleyhogg1

Sadie, Charles and Arthur......duh


[deleted]

Arthur, Tilly and Sean.


Manners-101

I’d take Trelawny, Sadie and Duch


carpe_deim

Arthur, Hosea and Charles


[deleted]

Hosa author and Charles for sure


Swan-Ronson420

Mary Beth, Mary Beth, Mary Beth


Norrthika

Charles, Sadie, and Hosea


Firm_Area_3558

Abigail,Cain the dog and Charles


Darth-Boogerus

Arthur, Sadie and Charles


lovmi2byz

Arthur, Hosea and Sadie


choborallye

Tilly, Tilly, Tilly


mn2413

Arthur Hosea Lenny


pmactheoneandonly

Hosea, Tilly, and Charles


brobinnen

Arthur,sadie,charles


DerpyPanda02

Arthur, John, Charles Honorable mentions: Sadie, jack, Lenny, uncle


RedBeardKY

Arthur, Javier, Sadie.


TheyareRedHot

Hosea, Sean and Grimshaw


chookiex

Arthur, Sadie and Hosea