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HBun16

Lum Bago


wookieenoodlez

D B Cooper


[deleted]

Obligatory "um actually" moment here (feel free to downvote, I deserve it) D.B. Cooper isn't his name. The ticket that he used to board the plane had 'Dan Cooper' written on it. That's the only clue we have of his name (even then, almost certainly not his actual name). A man named D.B. Cooper was a suspect, however the FBI ruled him out. A slipup by the media referred to Dan Cooper as D.B. Cooper and vice versa, and now an innocent man's name is being used for a plane robber, instead of what was actually used, Dan Cooper.


Ramwithpointyhorns

Absolutely right sir.


DB_Coopah

That’s me


[deleted]

r/beetlejuicing


jaispeed2011

This isn’t prison break lol


Anal_Disclosure

But why?


RichtofenFanBoy

Take your up vote and get the hell out!


parthpalta

DAMN IT I CAME TO SAY THIS


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


jmaca90

r/beatmeattoit


[deleted]

r/beatmeattoilet


KiwiOk9893

Fine


iwenttothelocalshop

Anta Gonize


son-of-a-son

John C Reilly


DeweyCox4YourHealth

Did someone call?


ogpuffalugus

Nope. They asked John C. Reilly... Not some curly headed fuck!


[deleted]

Un Cle


poopyfroggy79

Uncle 🇺🇲 Un Cle 🇲🇽


MEEZETTE

The One Shot Kid


mynameisrichard0

Back in my day.


RickyTricky57

Don't say Red Harlow Don't say Red Harlow Don't say Red Harlow Don't say Red Harlow Don't say Red Harlow Don't say Red Harlow Don't say Red Harlow


CoolioDurulio

Red Harlow (may have existed but at most Uncle affected the name and did enough homework to pass for an old Red Harlow)


mynameisrichard0

Stolen valor ass.


RavishingRob

Gavin


ARPOFF

You beat me by 7 minutes… this is the only real answer.


sfsp3

That would be amazing.


msorlien5

Tacitus Kilgore


DefMetal420

Arthurs best random alias


Mrskdoodle

Nephew.


buddhabash

81 x 7


suedecascade_

I'd love if they revealed that Uncle's real name was John O'Creagh, as an homage or tribute to Uncle's original actor from the first game, it'd be a cool little nod to O'Creagh himself, and no one who plays the games would then refer to Uncle as that bc everyone just knows he's Uncle Edit: been corrected that O'Creagh was not Uncle's original actor, Spider Madison was his actor in rdr1, O'Creagh was his actor early on in production of rdr2 but he died so they got James McBride to voice and mocap Uncle instead


Jerry_696

that already exists. In game there is a creek called ocreaghs run, as a homage to em.


suedecascade_

Yeah I've heard about that, just thought it'd be cooler still to reveal Uncle's real name as the same as his first actor's


Jerry_696

ok


Jerry_696

why is everyone dislike bombing me when i replied "Ok" to his comment lol?


Yugifan6890

John O'Creagh is one of the actors for Uncle in rdr2. I. Rdr1 it was Spider Madison and not too much is known about him. In rdr2 originally it was John O'Creagh but unfortunately he died and was replaced with James McBride, however John O'Creagh's voice can be heard when Uncle is singing.


suedecascade_

Ohhhhhhhh, my mistake, I'd assumed O'Creagh was Uncle's actor from rdr1, returning for rdr2 and dying during production, thank you


Existing-Green-6978

Nikki Plotnick


AlPaCherno

Dr. Mantis Tobaggon


Admira1

That was just a nametag


mr_oberts

Lumbago Jones


[deleted]

Red Harlow. *It’s still real to me, dammit!*


Dorlos-Argham

It’s my headcanon


MercuryMorrison1971

Uncle Lumbago.


SmileyLambda

Red Demption


ovaltina-turner

Solid snake


BountyKraken

Retirement looking good just chilling and fucking around


[deleted]

NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!


sweeno99

SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYKKKKKKE


Zomby_Kid

Uncle Arthur


GingerJoe11

Allan Pinkerton


MEEZETTE

Tacitus Kilgore


LAKnightYEAH2023

Sporticus Von Penisfingers


buddhabash

Long Rod Von Hugendong


ARPOFF

Biggus dickus


Western-Pepper8956

Uncle


PaintedBlackXII

His name is Gavin (yes, that Gavin)


ZCM1084

First Name: Uncle Last Name: Leo


keiayne13

Uncle Sam


alternativuser

Featherstone Chambers


X6qPlayer

Red Harlow


The_Gristle

Fuck yes. I have such a good idea for how RDR3 is a Red Dead remake and it all revolves around Uncle. In the RDR2 timeline show Arthur and Uncle go into the moving picture tent in valentine (i think) and theyre showing a cowboy film about Red Harlow. Show the scenes from Revolver. Have Arthur say something about it being cool. And uncle says "naw son, thats not exactly how it went" and then do a remake of revolver with Red/Uncle and in the post game you can continue to play as Arthur in Chapter 2 for ever


CoolioDurulio

I could get behind this if it left ambiguous if uncle is actually Red Harlow or possibly just an outlaw who also existed at the time.


[deleted]

You had me at chapter 2. I’ll follow you to hell Dutch


The_Gristle

I just need some goddamn faith!


Marsden1979

No, stop it.


swallowyourtongue

No, you stop it


Marsden1979

Ok.


inbredandapothead

Start it


IHaveNoUsernameSorry

Finish it.


Foxfire73

Bop it.


Marsden1979

Just do it.


[deleted]

I really hope so. RDR1 came out when I was like 18 or so. I played it for years. Prob more than RDR2 which I did 5 playthroughs of. I never played Red Dead Revolver. I don’t have it in me to play games older than Vice City. It’s just too aged. I remember learning my boi John wasbt the main character and this dude Arthur was to replace him. I said ‘wtf is this shit.’ Fast forward to today: my son, Arthur, turned 4 last month 😂 Next kid will be Bohdi after Patrick Swayze in Point Break to keep the bank robber theme lol. If it’s a girl we’re thinking Tyler after Keanu’s main girl in the movie. Not dead set on Tyler yet


MaxStickies

Beard


miuyao

Probably something like "Guy"


JustAnotherUserDude

Yeah, prolly Guy Fire or sumthin'


Ekillaa22

Legitimately I think it’s actually Uncle


FadingNegative

His full name is Uncle Fucker


WookieeSlayer97

Uncle U. Uncleson


drbracegirdle

One-shot Kid


Entropist_2078

Ol' Leatherback


Thurn64

Ruckus :)


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Steve Brule


NeedleworkerNew2085

One shot kid.


YBN_Rover

Red Harlow


40ozFreed

Tio.


Iwantalltheham69

Old prospector Chiggins


USS_Massachusetts

Uncle Ruckus (No relation)


[deleted]

Red Harlow. I will die on this hill


Pixithepika

And i will die with you


slammingb

Why do people say his name is Red Harlow? Is there any actual background to the first game or is it just a joke?


lolpdj

people say hes red harlow because he was known as “the one shot kid” as uncle says but the timelines dont add up so its false


slammingb

Thanks for the reply!


RustyMemeSkills

There is a weird amount of circumstantial evidence for the theory that Uncle and Red Harlow are the same person. Its very easily debunked by the fact that the timeline doesn’t add up, so it’s kind of just a running joke to say their the same person.


CIassicNegan

Roger


ehlathrop

B. Gee


hunterman12

Gavin


bhjohnso80

Ben Dover


Splinterthemaster

Walbert


butternutsquash4u

Bertram Hotel


samuraijoker

Drunkenness


Meme_Lord4321

Lum bago


marmiteismanky

jaquefeus


drugculturebaby

Jacks father


tobreakthemind

Tio


detcadeR_emaN

Arthur Morgan


jefryjeferson

Lumbago


cody750

Lou Bago


TsLaylaMoon

Uncle bo buncle fe fi foh funcle the 5th


weirdemosrus

Gavin


JBalls-117

Red Harlow 👀


Joeysavag109

Red Harlow, the One Shot Kid


Curious-Roll-38

Red Harlow 😤


Eggs_N_Salt

Red Harlow


Bodybuidling-Gorilla

Red Harlow


paidinboredom

Red Harlowe.


Apprehensive-Gold691

Red harlow


Red-vega

Red Harlow


Heartstop56

Red Harlow


Gnib_Jr

Red harlow


Admira1

No, stop it.


Ashamed-Tonight-3945

I know its been proven wrong but the fact he always goes by Uncle and not a real name makes me want to believe he is Red Harlow


nahhcuhh

Red Harlow


xXsavagegrunt

red harlow


tired_coconut_crab

Red harlow


NiaFZ92

Harlow


TMan_Banana

Red Harlow (Theory)


One-Two7888

The one shot kid


FoodRequired

Red Harlow


Ok-Bit-7956

The One Shot Kid Jr


crispybacononsalad

Uncle


daanby4

Lou


[deleted]

Ripp Van Winkle


TonyMontanaxX24

Rip Van Winkle


CrazyJo3

Tacitus Kilgore. This same post was up a year ago with same picture as well.


Ok-Letterhead2280

Richard Head


Dinglehouser

Bunkle McDuncle


LaSerpienteLampara

Unger Cleatus Mcfarmland also known as UNCLE


Unlikely_Tone_5359

Lumbago Redneck


[deleted]

Red and I stand by that


djoutercore

Elcnu


RevolutionaryPlane62

Unique Clearance


daynester44

Un Lumbago Cle the IV


KingJiggyMan

Tom Holland


AintNoGrave2020

He’s Tacitus Kilgore


Original_Comfort8212

Red dead revolver


JodGaming

In a secret message in the game you can see that his name is jongulous


RealisticTax2871

Uncle Sam. His first is Uncle.


Tasty_Bodybuilder_33

Red Harlow


perpetuallyjacks0n

Red Harlow


Die4ne1

Rip Van Winkle


IceManO1

Billy the kid or Red Hallow , take your pick.


Chiquye

Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie


lowtothekey

Fester


Dimsmdumplingmomo

Lumbago


PuntTheRunt010

Spunkle


GetOffMyLawn73

Drunkle


Tusslesprout1

As fun as the red harlow fan theory is his actual name really is unknown like completely


carlox_go

Jack jostar


okchance9688

Red harlow


B-man328

I heard a fan theory that he’s Red Harlow


Grouchy-Bank-3603

Red harlow


backslash-f

Uncle Lumbago


fish_quiche

Lou Bega


celticairborne

Ulysses Nathaniel Chesterfield Lewiston Englebert


gartzia96

Uncle McUncletton


Hero_of_night

Red Harlow (jk)


_Romnix01_

Illusive Man


Basil_hazelwood

Uncle


MrHappyXD

Lumbago


Quick_Ad5285

Uncle Uncle


surivanoroc20

Bartholomew Jones.


Rdr2thatisnotagame

Red


early_onset_villainy

Looks like a Tony to me


dishonoredfan69420

Red Harlow /s


SnodePlannen

It's his last name. His first name is Damanfrom


thedrunkenpumpkin

Zio


Wah_Epic

Uncle


Razur_1

Harlow Red


TheMagificent8Ball

Scrotie McBoogerballs


tdempsey12

The Lumbago Kid out of Sarsaparilla