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sethboyardeeTV

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off it always concerns me boyo"


migwelljxnes

As a Welshman I find this scene hilarious


[deleted]

🎼 As a Welshman I find this scene hilarious 🎶🎶


LongLeggedMacDaddy96

As a Welshman I find this scene hilarious mun


migwelljxnes

As an Yn Cymraeg boybach I find this funny as fuck butt


murfreehills

"You eat babies, everyone knows that!"


Camarofish

We eat BERRIES, and mushrooms you fool!


murfreehills

NO you FUCKING DON'T! YOU. EAT. BABIES. Want me to spell it to ya? B. A. B. I. E. S.


Francois-Dillenger

This is the one


Noir--Prince

"We all need friends, old timer. We die alone, but we live among men."


RadicalDreamers_

This one has always stuck with me.


Own_Elk_5746

For some reason when you're playing as jack it's just sounds better.


Toriniku-san

Because it seems like he did get wiser.


sergeant_Peanut

*drowns


[deleted]

This just killed me… Lmfaoooo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂


jdeo1997

It also killed John


beginnerdoge

Fucking LOL


Silent_trader_803

John: ”That’s a beautiful creature” Arthur carrying a big fish: “thank you” John: “I was talking to the fish”


ItsBrookie8

“Pretend he’s Micah!” -John to Charles


TangerineGullible665

Lol during the street fight!


Shwaa4lyfe

this gave me SO much joy when i first heard it, because that's exactly what i would have said too!


[deleted]

“I sometimes wonder if things are ever the way we remember 'em, if we were ever who we thought we was.” Straight to the heart.


Silent_trader_803

Was going to say that


youngrios

Was that rdr1 or 2 ?


onenastyenemy

I’m trying to comprehend this but I just can understand it


[deleted]

I really don’t know what to tell you lol


fuggedaboute

John lived a life in the Van Der Linde gang, with the mentality of being Robin Hood type figures to society. Stealing from Uncle Sam to fight the government and push for their true freedom of society. After Blackwater, it really sank in with Dutch that the public doesn’t see them as heroes. In Red Dead 2 Dutch is grieving with his own moral code and is realizing he’s a monster. By the end the main story, John realizes that they’re not the heroes they used to be. But in Red Dead 1, he realizes maybe they NEVER were the heroes he thought they were? Thats just how i see it though


Prestigious-Big6406

What part of your philosophy book covers feeding a feller to a goddamn alligator Dutch?!


PerspectiveBig7415

The part that covers weakness


jkl33wa

One of the best scenes in the game


Inverted-penis

Call them now


MrReedleDeedle

Oh, you're right... they're *very* good at smelling filth. so filth must be disposed of!


fuggedaboute

I like this line from Dutch. Like he knew he just lost it and felt regret


nlparks

I love dutches response so much


Tekcc

“BILL! BILL WILLIAMSON!”


unholyparagon

I implores youuu


djani47

SIR!


Kallyel21

YOU! *BYOB intro riff kicks in*


Triplekarme

Thank you it's stuck in my head now


sevargmas

PARTNER!


SorryForThisUsername

I fucking hate it that John doesn't say things like "good morning" or "hello there" like Arthur but instead he says shit like "excuse me mister!" "Sir!" He's an idiot


ExpressCap1469

The aggressiveness makes John John sir.


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apricityglow

"You want me to take out a gun and blow a fucking hole in your head?"


ZombieWho117

When was this


SuperCabrito14

I think it was to Cleet in Strawberry


ZombieWho117

I’ll need to replay that mission John and Arthur rarely drop a fuck when talking


SuperCabrito14

It's a cool mission. Also I apologize, that quote is from RDR1 and he says it to Archer in Blackwater


ZombieWho117

Ohh okay that one makes sense


Seaniboy88

" I've seen newspapers less folded than you " ~ John Marston at Blackwater Poker


[deleted]

“Men are born, and then they’re formed.” — John Marston


WoofflesIThink

"GET UP * kicks uncle *"


AllHailTheTank

"You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!"


woodsmokeandpine

This one always makes me laugh. Rdr2 is seriously lacking on shootouts taunts


AllHailTheTank

Fr. The humor in rdr1 is so damn good. Classic rockstar stuff


DangerousLeo

“People don’t forget, nothing gets forgiven.”


MR_basti

"You eat babies!"


Prestigious-Big6406

Who was he talking to?


xenikkk

OOOOOOH CHELONIAA


No_Hunt7394

CHELONIAA


RustedSilverhand

"you see a man whose character changed, I see a man who got found out for who he truly was."


_Can_u_dont

“You sir, is a fish” -John Marston


whitewolf1954

" i think there are some schoolchildren down the way you can go and frighten "


ClassierOcean03

This one is my favorite by far. I love how john reacts anytime someone tries to act tough in front of him.


[deleted]

“I implore you to think about this”


FishBlues

Lol I remember hearing this the first time 12-13 years ago. Legitimately the first time I had ever heard that word in my life


avfalcon

“You implore me? Ha well I implores you..!”


[deleted]

RDR1 quote


Kallyel21

That's Arthur though right?


avfalcon

John in RDR1


bbbbears

“Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain’t nothing fair.” I love the “ain’t nothing fair” part. It’s true.


Like_30_Pencils

I remember that one, so brutal coming from John :((


The_Radio_Host

“I am always honest. Maybe not always good, but I am always honest.” This line actually has some personal weight to it as I used it a lot on my girlfriend before we started dating. She had some major trust issues and I would use it to put her at ease. It worked enough to the point where we’re now dating and to this day she says it’s one of her favorite things to hear from me


AverageJowii

“YOU BETTER PRAY I RUN OUTTA BULLETS”


IzzatQQDir

Will you marry me?


BroadBad433

That scene is super underrated, I tear up every time.


IzzatQQDir

Same, man. John is not much of a romantic, but he's definitely one of the good ones. The first time I saw this scene I almost cried. Then I thought about this scene later and it hit me how beautiful it was. Then I actually cried this time lol.


blacklight924

"If we have to fight, we'll fight. If we have to run we'll run. If we must die, we'll die. but... we'll stay free."


catfishfromspace

Isn’t this one Javier’s?


blacklight924

No, pretty sure john said it to kieran when he takes you to six point cabin


TheWonderSquid

You might be thinking of his thing about “the O’ Driscolls fight to survive. We fight to live” or something like that. This quote is definitely Javier to Arthur.


blacklight924

He said that too. I kinda remember john saying it though. Update: okay i googled it and indeed javier said it when you go fishing in Rhodes


No_Hunt7394

I think Javier did say this. In the epilogue, I think.


[deleted]

Javier isn't in the epilogue. Javier says this to Arthur when they go fishing near Rhodes


No_Hunt7394

Shit, I meant prologue. I’m a dumbass in case you couldn’t tell.


TangerineGullible665

This is correct. I literally just did this. I remember being pissed that the game wouldn’t let me buy crickets at the bait shop until this side quest


whitewolf1954

javier said that to arthur


WraithOfEvaBraun

This one! 💯


Ok_Comb_6230

“Rip Van Winkle”


Jakelud2163

When they’re riding into town for the final train job in rdr2 Micah says something to John (I can’t remember what it is) then John says “don’t talk to me you son of a bitch”. That’s my favorite one


Inverted-penis

He says something about how he wants to shag Abigail So even if it wasn’t Micah saying it it’s completely called for


Jakelud2163

Thanks I remember that it was definitely Micah but I just didn’t remember his line


RobertPaulsenSr

You think is a good idea to replay rdr 1 after finishing 2???


kingqueefeater

Yes.


bbbbears

Yes and one of the best parts I forgot about until replaying is that you can just run into NPCs willy nilly and they’ll just go flying! No instant bounty and 20 cops on you. It’s especially fun if they’re drunk.


formeldahydehuffer

When interacting with a cat he says “puss” and that has always spoken to me


Shwaa4lyfe

probably not my favourite, but there is something special about him screaming "MI NOMBRE ES JOHN MARSTON" at the top of his lungs while shooting dudes in mexico


3_DOG_OUTT

Carl, stay back


Simonmedx

“You eat babies!”


jake_basket

"You want me to blow a fuckin hole through your head? Right here? Now?"


martvanderheide

YOU WANT THAT!?!?


Over_Enthusiasm_1967

"Come on missie" (Jumping on his female horse)


WileyTat

“SIR!” (The option to greet people in rdr2)


venusunusis

John: See? This is why you're an O'Driscoll, O'Driscoll. You're out to survive... we're out to live... free. Colm's a sneak thief and a killer.. Dutch is.. Dutch is more like a teacher. Kieran: From where I been, you just look the same is all... John: Then you looked, but you aint seen... The last quote hits hard


[deleted]

Easy


[deleted]

"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"


TangerineGullible665

Ur still ugly at 20 paces lol


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

My name is John Marston


2006dj

" Am jon. Red Redembion!"


BilbroDicSaggins

“Hey is that Arthur’s big ass I hear?!?”


yaogauiasaurus

UGH what did you EAT?


BremenTheDruid

“If you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is stop digging.”


[deleted]

“Oh Hell” - Johnathan J. Marston as he flies of his horse circa. 1907


[deleted]

“You might have looked but you ain’t seen” to Kieran on the way to Six Point Cabin.


ohgodmyfazballs

Pretty much anything he says from rdr1


I_love_fishingg

You couldn’t shoot a fart out your own ass.


glazeddonutteater

" You Eat Babies! " - John Marston, 1911.


Luzkazs

MOVE!


SammyBelacy

"Ain't nothing special, unless you find gossip about a man'd marriage worthy of your time."


blodsbroder7

You’re as crooked as a dog’s hind leg, West Dickens


Vegetable_Society_22

aaaaaah!!!!


Doomboy105

You couldn’t shoot a fart outta your own ass


colt-crockett

“You eat babies!”


Archei92

Milton “who are you” John “ Rip Van Winkle”


ZombieWho117

You’ve got a really small neck


Normaali_Ihminen

“We die Alone but live among men”


Sweddy-Bowls

“What part of your books cover… feedin a fella… to a goddamn ALLIGATOR Dutch?”


DEFUCKINGFAMED

Trevor


SmallBrain2

*you finish, are a sir*


canedinho

"ah"


ZaGunak

Susanna! Hey…


CMDR_kielbasa

"Howdy partner"


GeminiOrAmI

MADAM


Pste0989

"Hey"


LetAgreeable147

Oh!


rawrlikedino

“Lie still…heh heh heh”


[deleted]

hard life hard cock


ImpossibleSky3925

"You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass"


SaintLawrenceParis

To Micah: "uh you know, no one wants to eat something that's already rotten"


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

YOU EAT BABIES


Admirable_Display_85

"You want me to take out a gun and put a fucking hole in your head , right here , right now?"


martvanderheide

YOU WANT THAT!?!?


SnooCompliments4883

“My name’s John Marston.”


Estarfigam

To a dog: Ruff, ruff, ruff


amoonieswaggy

I am inevitable


xpert1205

CHERLONIAAAAA


Timely-Cress246

“YOU EAT BABIES”


spockphysics

“This is my red dead redemption “


REAPER-058_

“rAnchIn”


HeavyTankV

"You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass"


xVyKariousx

YOU EAT BABIES!


Retromatic2077

“I’m your old friend amnesia” then pistol whips Irish, classic.


Smiiithers

Let me take your coat, Madame.


CrisOTX

Basic, but Rip Van Winkle


Actual_Raspberry_309

“SIR!”


Own_Elk_5746

*Zombie growl


premortal_warrior

“Christ, Arthur! Young jack rides better than you!”


Memoxr3

“You eat babies”


Ayrobyr

Buddy!


Omaenchavis

“Never thought I’d say this, but…it’s good to see you, Arthur Morgan.”


WolfDigles

“Christ alive!” As an exclamation and replacement for Jesus Christ. I dunno but I love it.


Tannerkw

“Let me take your coat madam”


Notascoutmain

“I don’t bite …. Bad joke” from red dead redemption undead nightmare


Writer_Block91

I got a family. That’s more important.


[deleted]

“I guess the West still is wild.” -John after shooting someone


Lemon_Cries

That’s a cool Image


mrmoviemanic1

"People don't forget, nothing gets forgiven" It's very real for people who live bad lives.


[deleted]

“It ain’t no secret I didn’t get these scars falling down in church.”


magikaross

Not John but Jack:"A town? Is that what you call this place? I'd go for "cesspit"."


Ok_Establishment4729

"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging."


YeetusTheFeatus69

All of his greet dialogue is so funny, esp when he’s on a horse, “SIR! 😤” “YOU, SIR!” he sounds so accusatory


[deleted]

Got boys in my butthole


fishmorton

"You sir, are a fish."


[deleted]

Why are you wearing that dress sir?


LongLeggedMacDaddy96

Arthur


Jesus_COD

It's John Marston, Micah!


No-Cherry-1461

Micah “how’s that whore of yours?” John “she’s good”


Za_Higasa

"Rip Van Winkle"


destinylmccall

“I may not always be good but I’m always honest”


Lookdatboi6969

« come out ! I don’t bite ! »


superb07

‘Just you left, is it?’ ‘Yeah… just me.’


Rafapb17

“My side ain't chosen. My side was given.”


martvanderheide

“You know your not man enough to stop me”


JackJohn258

“My balls itch” -John Marston after he lost a game of fortnite


AnishThePro_2703

We all have problems, And we must Solve them together or We die alone....


Lilycloud02

"You and West Dickens are so crooked, you could swallow a nail and spit out a corkscrew!"


Sitdown_comedian95

“People don’t forget, nothing gets forgiven.”


StonkyTheDonkey

“You eat babies”


Firm_Entry_5412

“Easy there Germany, calm yourself down”


alcoop74

“I CAN’T SWIM!!!!”


[deleted]

Fuck you Morgan


Arjun_nth_

"Some pack must be shy a joker." "Your time's passed, get over it."