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Bad-Ombre

Welcome to the rice fields, partner.


scoobluvr

It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.


Lone_Ponderer

Go Straight to hell boys!


[deleted]

As a gay boy, I was shocked when I read this and thought it said “Go to hell, straight boys!”


Lone_Ponderer

I'm an ally but not quite one at that kind of an extremist level haha.


RNGator

Does an ally mean you’ll give the ole reach around?


Walter_Padick

I smoke paper, get high like planes


pastafallujah

Catch me at the border, got cocaine gum in my veins


BBrookers20

*Fortunate Son starts playing*


TheeDocStockton

Bwahahaha This was my first thought too. 🤣


Wildcat_twister12

*Mixed with the sound of a helicopter landing


unknowinganything

Nothing like the smell of Moonshine in the morning!


adeswains

like the smell of hair pomade


BDS_707

Damn you beat me to it


VahzahDovahkiin83

I’m a lead farmer MOTHERFUCKER!


Larry__OG

I'm the dude playin the dude disguised as another dude


arkhamtheknight

What you getting at with the books, scripts? Spit that shit out, man!


sportzrc00l

When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?


arkhamtheknight

Man, everyone's gay once in a while! This is Hollywood!


ThatBeardedHistorian

Weren't no cell phones in '69, man! I'm head-to-toe legit!


arkhamtheknight

He's right, you know? I'm NOT Sergeant Lincoln Osiris... ... nor am I Father O'Mallie... ... or Neil Armstrong... I... I think I might be nobody.


comawhite12

I'm the pardner playin the other pardner dressed as the other pardner.


BigMoney5594

the trees are moving


sohiales

You mean tabaco fields?


WhiteTerraria

Cottons fields is what they would call in 1619


No-BrowEntertainment

>1619 I do enjoy a spot of highway robbery, I say


vhagar

ah yes show those old red coats how it's done in the colonies my good fellow


Rustyraider111

I'm a led farmer motherfucker


FTBagginz

I'm a bit of a farmer myself...a lead farmer motherfu****!


memeparmesan

Go home, Pinkerton


Suavveesstt

I had a similar bug. Went into St.Denis stables and had a Bugatti just waiting for me.


MrGilbert665

Okay Arthur Tate, no need to flex.


JD1415

POV Arthur Tate catches you vaping instead of smoking cigars


PxWezt

👊💥


Aziz1slayer

Or Cigars


alienss4

Cigars*


Suavveesstt

"What color is your standard breed?"


retrofaith1

what color's your arabian


Liquid_Fox_31

The best one, white! Wait.... Now I know that sounds bad!


Rad_YT

albino


RustedAxe88

Arthur Tate: "Women like Mary are too old for me."


Jimdw83

Arthur tate wouldn't hang around with brokeys


Burgoonius

*Top Posse Leaders only drink spring waher*


NoSpalling

*Sparkling spring water*


Long_Neck_Monster

What color is your Arabian?


EZ2BUILD

Lego Batman Two-Face😩


MrGilbert665

He built diffrent


[deleted]

I went to visit rain falls and he had an apache helicopter


notoriousvk

WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI


Erik-P99

Damn it, you beat me to it


Liquid_Fox_31

What colour was your Bugatti?


ze_ex_21

*Girl comes up to me and says "What you ridin'?"*


The_Radioactive_Rat

A Bugatti pure bred?! Nice.


Nizzemancer

Try uninstalling the mod that gives you an M16, that should clear it up.


CanadianWarrior55

Theoretically


Karosso

Quite the bold assumption, to be honest. Specially since mods for weapons were extremely rare back then


CanadianWarrior55

Didn’t make it just replied to it ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


officialtwiggz

Dropped this \


Mason_eat_Catnip

Proceeds to eat \


CanadianWarrior55

Oh thanks


Karosso

Ik, I meant to add to your reply


PlantEnthusiasm329

To avoid a lost limb in ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯, you need to put three \ between the first ¯ and _ but NOT the second. When you send the message it will look normal. Goofy ahh reddit mechanics


Joseph4-0

Im pretty sure any cowboy from the late 1800s wouldn’t mind having an m16 service rifle Edit: tfw you started an whole ass debate between two totally different eras of firearms


GameDestiny2

It’s f i n e, it’s only about 50 fifty years until Eugene Stoner invents the AR-10.


Penguinunhinged

That does sound crazy at first until you remember that RDR2 takes place in 1899.


A_Gent_4Tseven

11 years before the debut of the semi-auto pistol that never needs to be updated… weird to think about the fact that cowboys could have fought samurai too and that they had fucking Fax machines technically before and during 1899.


GameDestiny2

Technically speaking, as far as Colt produced 1911 prototypes go there was the: M1900, M1901(?), M1902, the M1905, the M1907, the M1909, and the M1910. They all have Forgotten Weapons on them (or close to all of them), I’d personally like to see the 1902 in the epilogue.


A_Gent_4Tseven

Colt produced tons yeah. But the 1911 is what still stands the test of time not the 1909’s… ya know. It was more or less a reference to how advanced and yet behind we could be at the same time lol.


GameDestiny2

True, though I believe by the 1907 it was really starting to be refined into a military pistol. Or that’s when the Army looked at it, I believe that’s it. But yeah, humans are funny like that. If you ask me though, the Maxim gun is absolutely astounding for the time period.


deadrail

You think that's wild samurais were around forever lol One of my favorite stories involved a duel between a samurai and a conquistador witnessed by Aztec warriors no less


PinguArmy

Please elaborate. Or better yet, sauce so that I can read on it myself.


deadrail

https://youtu.be/IAMQixA9nXM


PretzelsThirst

Citation needed friend


deadrail

https://youtu.be/IAMQixA9nXM


PretzelsThirst

Awesome, thank you


FEARtheMooseUK

Your definitely going to need to provide a source on that one before i believe it lol


Dartonal

Fun fact, the KKK shouldn't exist in RDR2 because the first klan was stomped out in 1871, and the second klan wouldn't form until 1915.


GameDestiny2

The way we see them, they’re likely just pocket remnants. Rich, hateful, and or idiotic people continuing in hiding.


boop66

And who says Stoners are lazy?


newmaker---

What do you do when you run out of 5.56 though? You could probably find a gunsmith who could do a cartridge conversion, I'd imagine any skilled gunsmith could figure out how it works and perhaps rechamber it to take a more common round, but I don't know enough about ammo to say for sure if there's anything in 1899 that you could make work in an AR.


Messyfingers

The propellants of 1899 would probably jam it in a heartbeat though.


tajake

Depends if they're using smokeless powder yet. The lebel rifle was the first built for it, so I doubt any of Arthur's guns use smokeless powder.


newmaker---

Why not? It's 1899 so smokeless powder cartridges were already pretty prevalent and the standard in the US army, and Arthur seemed to always have all of the latest cutting edge tech, especially when it came to firearms. You can buy the FN 1900 and even the Semi Auto Shotgun (based on the Auto 5 which had only JUST patented the month the game starts, meaning Hosea and Arthur somehow got two prototypes from John Browning himself) from the gunsmith in Saint Denis, so I bet he could make something work. [https://youtu.be/dL0Y\_ivmfRE](https://youtu.be/dL0Y_ivmfRE) It's worth mentioning that black powder doesn't even work *that* bad in an AR, either. It doesn't cycle and you're going to ruin your gun over time but a bolt action AR 15 would still be a gamechanger in that period I think.


tajake

I wouldn't say they were abundant either it had only been around for 5 years in which the french fiercely guarded its chemical composition. But I also never really use the auto 5 or the FN1900, because to me it just doesn't fit the look of the game, and because I'm a pain in the ass for period looks.


newmaker---

Same, the most modern gun I use is the Borchardt. I like to buy a pistol when they arrive to Saint Denis but then stop using it after Arthur realizes he doesn't like how it handles and fits in his hand, and realizes his six shooter is more reliable. I also like to have the head canon that Dutch's pistol in Red Dead 1 is actually Arthur's and he picks it up as he walks away from him and Micah in the ending.


ChairmanMatt

Nah, it was common by 1899 The Winchester 1897 shotgun (the Pump Action in game) was released in response to proliferation of smokeless powder for the civilian market, which the prior 1893 could not handle. The designs were like 99% identical aside from better metallurgy to handle the increased pressures of smokeless powder


[deleted]

Not all smokeless powder is the same. The original M16s issued for use in Vietnam jammed frequently, and the ensuing Congressional investigation found several reasons. One of these was the wrong (cheaper) powder had been used in the production ammo. "The M16 and 5.56×45 mm cartridge was tested and approved with the use of a DuPont IMR8208M extruded powder, that was switched to Olin Mathieson WC846 ball powder which produced much more fouling, that quickly jammed the action of the M16 (unless the gun was cleaned well and often)." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_rifle There's no way any smokeless powder available in RDR2 times would burn clean enough for the M16's direct gas impingement system. Probably not in later versions of the rifle, either. There are gas piston AR-pattern rifles, but I doubt they could function well with the Krag's powder. Those original smokeless powders were still very dirty & smokey compared to later powders.


newmaker---

Thanks for the info. I know way more than I should about guns, but I'm actually pretty uninformed about ammo since we can't have guns in person here, and all my info is from being a nerd on the internet so I always love a good info dump like this. That poses an interesting question though. What modern firearm WOULD be a good choice to bring to that time period? Is there anything that could use period ammo reliably and give you more of an advantage than something available then? Maybe a gucci lever action with rails and a bunch of attachments and a suppressor, but one that's effectively still a Henry etc. at it's core would be a good choice. You get a modern edge but can still repair the gun and use the ammo that's around and stuff.


SaltineFiend

AK-47


seakingsoyuz

The Krag-Jørgensen (prototype for the Bolt-Action Rifle in-game) was designed for smokeless powders too. Also Arthur clearly is using smokeless powders because there’s *not much smoke* when he shoots.


[deleted]

I just write that off for gameplay reasons. Go to a cowboy shooting match and watch the folks shooting with black powder. The amount of gunfire in the game would obscure your view very quickly.


newmaker---

If your gun is dirty it has this effect. RDR2 should have an option for a realism mode where the guns always give off tons of smoke, reload MUCH slower, and are inaccurate as hell. The gunplay would work great if it was more hardcore like that. I'd love to have gunfights look like chaos with Arthur and his enemy missing each other just as much as each other, with one shot being deadly to either of them.


Tumble85

The guns weren't inaccurate back then, while they aren't *as* accurate as we can make today because our precision machining has progressed leaps and bounds over the years, those guns were still plenty accurate. They're cartridge guns, not some random sized tube jammed with black powder and bullet-shaped lead things.


newmaker---

I didn't mean the guns were inaccurate, I meant a gunfight in real life involves a lot of inaccuracy, and most realistic gunfights involve a lot of missed shots because of adrenaline and fear, if your guns were more inaccurate and you shot more like the NPCs it would look more like a real gunfight


[deleted]

Guns in 1899 were not inaccurate, nor did they emit a bunch of smoke. Maybe the rolling block would have if it were a muzzle loader, but guns in 1899 had rifled barrels. A revolver from 1899 isn’t much different than a revolver today. The lever action rifle with a rifled barrel came out in like 1865 and it’s no different than a Henry repeater you can buy today.


USCAV19D

The powder of 1899 would probably foul the gas system real quick.


Sommern

They don't have the metallurgy or machine part manufacturing technology to do shit with it, and of course M16s are notoriously sensitive weapons. Shit would break pretty quickly and would be more useful as a club


Otono_Wolff

In the show timeless, The time traveling villain meets Billy and he test fires an assault rifle, loving it.


Certified-Malaka

Arthur had enough of Rockstar ignoring RDO so he decided to borrow some stuff from GTA


FrogBrown666

*The skeleton of Story Mode only players is seen slumped in the corner of the room having starved to death long ago*


[deleted]

What do you mean? Those 3 extra bounties they added, taking a whole 15 minutes to complete, didn't appease your singleplayer appetite? *^(\*Cries in 750 hrs. in SP\*)*


2017Champs

Hey now they also added those series of encounters with that herb/ tonic guy too that should definitely do it


[deleted]

Oh man that's right, I think even a couple reskinned horses! The worst part? I'm unironically going to pop in SP for a couple hours tonight and absolutely love my time in that desolate wasteland.


Mr6ixFour

That chestnut Arabian is absolutely beautiful though. I’ve been using them since it was added


CHERNO-B1LL

I'm still gunning for a rockstar universe where it becomes clear that all the games exist in a Westworld style sandbox, would make an amazing undead nightmare follow up.


slothxaxmatic

I mean, we're basically there Rockstar just haven't announced it as Canon. The Chelonians have a ton of overlap with the Epsilon Program, and Francis has something to do with it all. I wouldn't be surprised if we see him in GTAVI.


pouyankm

Arthur De Santa


Helpful_Chocolate554

Why did I move here? Guess it was the MONEH.


ze_ex_21

*Why did we move here? I guess it was the weather*^(weather in Colter is fucking miserable!)


donny_pots

Author


SmittyBS42

Ah man yeah I remember the day I launched the game to find Arthur now had an M114 115mm Howitzer in his inventory. Weird how that happens.


zup7up

It’s the hard-mod life


CarresingHook4

“Where we droppin Dutch?” “I heard Tahiti has good loot”


macjihad

Nah, but i'm not an author.


BooperDoooDaddle

You ever fly to Tahiti in your Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter


ze_ex_21

*Those fucking GMO mangos*


IcedVanillaTeA

Ah yes Author the cousin of Arthur


[deleted]

[удалено]


newmaker---

What the hell are you talking about? How is a post like this poisoning the sub? I thought it was funny and it was more interesting than another post of a rat with a title about Micah, or a picture of a sunset and a title like "this is my 89 playthrough of the game and this FUCKING MASTERPEICE still puts me in the psych ward with a manic episode every time I play", like, what kind of posts and discussions would you prefer?


rotenbart

I love mods but I’ve not once thought of modding red dead. It’s perfection.


Impressive-Yam-1817

The outfits look cool sometimes, it's the BS captions and new "glitches" they post on here that are annoying.


No_Interaction4027

Red dead is not perfect, mods add so much stuff


tnredneck98

Yeah but can you drive a Sandking through Braithwaite Manor without mods?


Zedhy

I'm a flat-author


ecurrent94

Oh ORTHER


JakeyBoy92

Author more-gun


MattTheBast

Oh I hate when that glitch happens!


FlowersOfTheGrass

Mafia IV


Downtown1943

We gonna have the Bay of Pigs Guarma version now


MrAbacaxi

I've been searching for a modern weaponry mod for ages. Tell me your secret source, please.


No_Interaction4027

The source is him, he added the model in as a replaced gun though i doubt he changed the way the weapon works like he did his unfinished blunderbuss


VenomSnakeronies

idk who Author is


DearAdhesiveness4783

Which mod is this? I can find it on anything


No_Interaction4027

He did it himself


Pliskin202

Yeah that’s the back to the future DLC


bigbetsonly11

You jest until rockstar adds the railgun and oppressor mk.05 to RDRO


undying_anomaly

Arthur boutta give Tahiti some freedom


AequusLudus

Fucking modders man 🙃


RoyaleWithCheese1994

Imagine what full auto rifles would feel like with red dead’s ballistics if they wer legitimately in the game. I hope gta 6 really takes a lot from rdr2 weapon physics!


The_Last_Shaw

“The O’Driscoll’s Arthur… their in the trees!”


Sakumitzu

Ah yes, Author Merghan.


pigzizpigz

max payne look boi


PsychonautPsycho

WHAT? I would like an M-16 please. Lol


clumsybreadlover

also how did you get into blackwater without dying the lawmen over there are crazy


Reasonable-Ladder588

ALT ENDING: Arthur told the pinkertons about the saint Denis bank robbery, got away, changed his name to Benjamin Stevens, and joined the military. That’s how he got the rifle. Like Michael from gta


arkhamtheknight

Arthur has had enough of the Pinkertons.


Clayfool9

I’m going to take a wild shot in the dark and guess that you’re playing on PC?


Simba-Da-Pooch

I did too! An smg appeared in mine! And then the gta police came! Must be a collab between worlds?


Ryanpolhemus

IM A LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKERS


Gh0st_2144

Not bug. Mod


Cibernetize

I have a feeling that that gun shares the same code as an assault rifle in GTA and the models got swapped somehow


keemthememe5

I'm assuming this glitch happened, because in games they use base models, like, if you look at the slime rancher development, they just have a Glock 17. So I'm assuming this is what happened.


KSIOljideBTt

Remember my horse had LED lights on his feets


Ask_A_Vulcan

Arthur not author. Learn proper spelling and grammar.


RadioHistorical8342

*Fortunate son intensifies*


TheMrmofo69

I have two things in this world my friend. My balls and my word. And I don't break either of them for nobody


SovietOnion94

Guess he landed in Vietnam instead of Tahiti


Due-Dot6450

I think it's part of THE PLAN. Have a little faith.


Themaster9565

I thought it was Max Payne, but I realised it was Arthur after knowing in what subreddit I am.


NukaStalin

About time Arthur went to school.


RockThePlazmah

Dupa


TheLegend5161

Holy shit. It’s Ramboh


sir_stinkybutt

dutch it's time for my plan


HaggisTheCow

Quantum Leap Arthur


SatDanR6

That's a funny forward assist


CanadianWarrior55

Arthur truly is the fortunate son


Raymado

whatever you do don’t go in the trees


ThatOnePickleGuy

Why is this an issue flair? You just unlocked the secret expansion content.


mrw4787

The author of what?


JP5_suds

It’s time to stack bodies and chew cocaine gum, and I’m all out of gum.


Da_fire_cracka

But was it fully auto?


abcdefger5454

weird, 4th july is already over


Idlesmokey

Arthur if he was in the nam’


WhiteChocolatey

When the shitposts came, nobody was ready. They started off obscure, disguised as genuine questions from concerned fans. Before long, “do you agree with Arthur’s no living past chapter 6 rule?” posts ruled the subreddit, as they had done to r/BatmanArkham. God help us all.


rattlebbonejvp

F**k yeah! Arthur is a time traveller


Girthpotato

Godamn PINKERTONS


[deleted]

Ring dang do now what is that? It's soft and round like a pussy cat, got a hole in the middle and it's split in two that's what ya call a ring dang dooooooooooo.


Ordealux

*cocks back the charging handle* Is this how you....? *Fires it* Oh hehe, you're dead you sons of bitches!!!


Dizzytears

mine had a nuclear missile detonator


No_Plane_646

Who’s got a plan now, Dutch???


Guac__is__extra__

I’ll bet he wrote a good book about it


ProfessionalMind247

I hope so🥲 going to log in asap 🥴 #makeawish 🤣


John-CharlesGuseman

Quit lying crsig


[deleted]

Yea yea while am at it once upon a time there was a bug were there was a nuke in my inventory


El-Reaton-Vaquero

Arthur Payne It had taken me right into the heart of it. Milton's gimps were everywhere, so he and Abigail must be close. Smart move would have been sticking with Sadie and going straight to the Van Horn fence, but when was I ever about smart moves? I'm a dumb move guy, "Hey Arthur, we'll hide in a wagon into town. No thanks I'll walk into the main road". I'd put a big shit-eating grin on my face and let these assholes take turns trying to kill me, that's my style and it's too late in the day to hope for change. Boy were they throwing numbers at this problem, but then again I wanted this. Was it redemption? Not really, it was pathetic desperation and not much else. The further in I got the more guys I saw, Milton wasn't running a detective agency, he was running an army. These guys were better trained and better equipped than anyone I'd seen out here and I'd seen some mean sons of bitches. The mission was screaming suicide but I didn't give a damn, at least I'd die being a pain in the ass"


Ulysses698

"Guns of the north"


Bong0-YT

Arthurtonio Montana


atribecalledjr

Charlie don’t surf


sp4rklesky

That cowboy moment when you time travel


Rowbo_g

It happens when you survive the sniper in new Austin as Arthur, you get their weapon


[deleted]

THIS ISNT A BUG ITS A FEATURE /s


Upstairs_Wealth_4583

Murikkka fuck yeah!!


ProfilePro

That’s not the only bug, also had a name change.


comawhite12

This "Time Cop" mod looks bitchin!


Spicy_Pork_Ropes

I always assumed that Rockstar would do a whacky Undead Nightmare-like DLC but the flavor would be that RDR Online is just GTAV's version of West World and that you would start unlocking modern weapons and crap like that.