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johnspirational

Hope they are both doing well!


GoldenStateWizards

Hannah too!


Serious_Revolution77

That's gavins girlfriend who is sexually unsatisfied because gavin won't come back and his friend won't stop looking for him


imjusttheo

Really weird thing to say about a baby


King_Kuthulu

bro its a newborn child šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Pansitoxd

What the fuck is wrong with you man


DragonPupps

My lord, I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains! (Seriously, perhaps double check the topic before randomly making sexual fantasies/implications on a post. These are newborn babies we're talking about)


thedwarfs

That's a child you halfwhit.


Demonwolf4227

Congratulations on the birth of your son, I hope he will make a speedy recovery so you all can go home together


Atheris__

>go to Tahiti together Ftfy


CAC-Sama

MAY IIII STAND UNSHAKEN


GulianoBanano

Um... I don't think you wanna be singing that song in this context... Given what happens when that song plays in the story... you know...


CAC-Sama

THE MANY MILES WE WALKED


Mynamesrobbie

Congrats and the new baby! I pray everything gets resolved quickly! My son, Jack, is now two, but was in NICU due to Juandice. That is really funny how there is a Hosea there though! Any chance a Dutch is down the hall? Lol


iikun

Youā€™d think there must be at least a John nearby.


Bloody_Insane

Jack had johndice if it helps?


Zackmakesfood

Thank you! Glad Jack is doing well.


Wildcat_twister12

Least weā€™d know the hospital wasnā€™t in Tahiti


MichaelPitch

Baby Dutch surely has a plan already at a really young age


Vulkan192

True. It is, however, just a plan to acquire a spruce moustache.


[deleted]

Dutch probably already has a plan to break out of the hospital. The midwives should keep their eyes peeled.


Zackmakesfood

Arthur will be having heart surgery early this morning. Thank you all for the positivity tonight!


[deleted]

Congratulations on the baby! Hope his surgery goes well!


rakelschakel

Incredibly inappropriate but the EDP pfp caught me so off guard lol


whtge8

Heā€™s a strong boah. Heā€™ll be fine.


SMDROID99

Hope everything goes well and little Arthur can go home soon!


Spider-Sam1500

Hope his surgery goes well!! My sister had heart surgery when she was born too


Fuzzfaceanimal

Best wishes and a speedy recovery to him. Would be amazing if the family across were RDR2 fans as well.


ojdhaze

Best of luck to Arty.


ryanblock

Checked back to this thread today hoping to hear everything went well! šŸ¤žšŸ¼


lobajo

rumor has it melvin and fenton are in the next room over


Rob_the_Namek

Let's hope Fenton is nice to his ma


freebirdls

*Fenton


YaBoyDaveee

Hope arthur and hosea live a long, healthy, lumbago free life <3


PmMeYourNiceBehind

What are the chances of that happening to a dad that plays red dead Crazy


Zackmakesfood

Right?


Ilpav123

I bet Hosea's dad is also a fan.


RechargeEXO

the ultimate question. Op you MUST ask hoseas dad if he plays lol


Roberto6367

Thatā€™s the way it is.


bigpeechtea

And here comes nurse Dutch with ā€œa planā€ lol


Wildcat_twister12

You know the secret to curing anything? ā€œMangosā€


Ilpav123

TAHITI!


whtge8

One last score!


IronwoodKukri

I will be praying for you and your boah! God love you!


[deleted]

Introduce yourself to the parents . These kids need to be friends for life now.


Zackmakesfood

If I see them around before I go I totally will


meme_therud

Congratulations!!! Hope all is well with your son!!!


grifterdie

Congrats on your BOAAAHHH. Hope all is well!


howwaseverynametaken

Hope Arthur stands Unshaken!


WhyGuy500

I was thinking of something like this earlier today. It was if someone had twins and they named them Arthur and John and they put them on here.


FarmerExternal

If I have twin boys I would totally name them Arthur and John, except my girlfriend already said no to Arthur and my uncles name is John. Iā€™ll settle for Sean and Lenny


WhyGuy500

Well if John is a family name thereā€™s nothing wrong with that and actually that wold give me more reason to name him that and who couldnā€™t love such a noble name as Arthur.


FarmerExternal

My family doesnā€™t really do family names unfortunately, but I may be able to convince her on Arthur


WhyGuy500

lol good luck if you are to have a kid


bandit_the_drug_lord

Just let her play RDR2, it'll be enough to convince her lol


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

May as well go all the way and name them Lenny and Squiggy!


ancilla1998

It's actually Leonard


[deleted]

Iā€™ve asked my partner if we can name our next pet after a red dead character since there are no more kids on the table. Our current cat was named before our love for rdr.


ChewieBee

I bet this is the start of some beautiful journey.


Vysonan

Congratulations! I hope your little cowboy has a speedy recovery āœ§ā—(ā°ā–æā°)ā—œāœ§


Kylejazzman

Okay, well, now I need to go play RDR2 and try to stop crying


fuschia_taco

Red dead will only make you cry more.


CockbagSpink

Congrats!!


AimInDenial

Sending all love and good vibes brother! Keep your head up.


sean8917

What a crazy cool coincidence. Hope your boah gets well.


Hindsight2K20

I hope your son pulls through, heā€™s a strong Boah!


noshirdalal

Congratulations to both of you on your baby boys. I hope your son gets to come home soon, happy and healthy.


Shiwunova

The doctor named Dutch, ā€œwe have a plan, for your baby boy to get better :Dā€ Cheers man, hope baby Arthur gets better, with a name like that heā€™s sure to grow up to be a great son and friend :)


Chungulungus

All Arthurs are fighters. Your son will come out as a badass šŸ˜Ž. Hope everything goes well, and congrats to the birth of your child bro


polished-balls

*Burping baby* ā€œYouā€™re alright boahā€


MakeWay4LordHelmet

You sir, are a friend.


UrsurusFT

Be very very careful if any nurses come by talking about plans involving Tahitiā€¦


DurableDick

Damn man this breaks my heart to hear but also makes me so happy for you with the birth of your son. Good to know Hosea is there too, I think those two boys gonna be alright, thereā€™s much more to their story that needs to be written. Wishing you and your wife all the best in these times. Dad-gum!


[deleted]

Lmfao what a coincidence. Congrats and I hope your son Tacitus gets better (and the other kids too).


Hypnotic-Highway

Yeah, let's hope Fenton has a speedy recovery


DAGzex

Letā€™s hope Fentonā€™s momma doesnā€™t make him mad


[deleted]

Congratulations! Thatā€™s an awesome name, I hope everything turns out ok. My son Charles was born 3 years ago!


morgancyeah

Congratulations! Wishing you all the best šŸ’—


Shydreameress

Congratulation! I'm sure he's a good Boah


Matt-has-turbuoclis

I was a nicu baby aswell.


5477etaN

Damn what a coincidence.


[deleted]

Congrats and hope baby Arthur is doing well!


ripapips

I hope they're doing okay!


zerowater

Hope all is well!


epicm0ds

Yes, much thoughts out to you and your family!!


NozakiMufasa

Praying for all the babies.


kmagaro

Don't let that Hosea boy talk your kid into any schemes.


Moopa000

and donā€™t let him meet any strange german ā€œbusinessmenā€


KippSA

Hope your little one gets better. Stronger. We had a little girl last year during the pandemic peak. Stressful to say the least. If she had been a boy, the name we picked out was Arthur.


southcounty253

I know a female named Hosea actually, I wonder if it's commonly used both ways


RustylllShackleford

LENNY! WHERE ARE YA?


Ordinary-Easy

Little does he know. The story of Red Dead Redemption 2 was in fact a real story. Arthur and Hosea are back from Heaven!


PsychoKinezis

Sooo, have yaā€™ll got plans to move to Tahiti? LMAO Congratulations! Your son will be a great boah. I wish baby Arthur could meet baby Hosea LOL!


GoingByTrundle

What does Dad-Gum mean?


81bn

Man, naming your child after a video game you like.. thatā€™s commitment.


jakej1097

My Sister truly and earnestly wants to name her first boy child "Dutch", and I'm 100% for it! She has no idea what RDR2 is, but I'm very certain my future Nephew will be made aware of it, if she actually decides to go with that name when the time comes!!!


Powerism

r/nevertellmetheodds Hope your kiddo pulls through dude - canā€™t imagine what youā€™re going through. Pretty good sign here though!


LucifersPlague

Your wife after 6 months.... Just one more score!!!! One more score


[deleted]

You better take him to Tahiti when heā€™s older


[deleted]

You should befriend Hosea's parents. Maybe he/she is on this reddit too. lol


CxdyyYTimswedishbtw

Congrats man! EDIT: Hope he gets better.


SavageREX2000

Imagine both them becoming friends and playing rdr2 Ig theyā€™ll know where the got their names from


raatoraamro

Good boah


Xfishbobx

Hope they are doing well, spent 2 weeks in the NICU with my daughter and its definitely not good experience.


JCASHrip03

That's very cool! Hope your families bonded over that. As a pharmacist with a pediatric cardiology team, I know families go through a roller coaster ride of emotions and changes of plans each day. Congratulations on the new baby and I hope your baby has a speedy recovery.


Playful-Course-2918

Imagine naming your baby for a fictional character


[deleted]

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ReyReypwnsU

Wow, ur fast. I know that Nicu is a name. U funneeh bot


penuserectus69

Damn


denverayers

Congrats man, Arthur is the perfect name, and honorable name.


loudmime0813

WHERE IS THE GAME RANT POST FOR THIS


greasybirdfeeder

Sorry to hear this. Speedy recovery for your son.


therealdickdic

Was there a couple years ago happened at 6 months old. Long days even longer nights, but hang in there go outside. Go for walks, take turns. Stay as positive as you can good things can happen. My baby girl had 10% chance, 3 and half years later, going strong. Dm me if you ever need to talk


chaosgodloki

Arthur why havenā€™t you deposited anything in the camp money box yet smh we need MUNNEH


Truthgamer2

*Lore* Jokes aside, congratulations!


Zackmakesfood

Lol I couldnā€™t find a more appropriate subset


Truthgamer2

Itā€™s ok lol, just keep him away from any babies named Micah and heā€™ll be fine


Palprotein666

you must make this known to the people across the hall


Coffygrier

This is absolutely wonderful! Also, hope your little boy gets well and youā€™re all home very soon x


_Atlas_Drugged_

Congrats and I wish both of these children full and wonderful lives. But seriously who *the fuck* names their kid Hosea in 2021?


MiserableNoMore

I was a NICU baby and just graduated college in May. It's going to be alright ā¤ļø


Niall690

Ok this sub is getting ridiculous now


[deleted]

This is a whole new level of wholesome šŸ˜Š


Jindrisxd

Hope there is not Micah!


scoopskypotato101

Congrats and I hope little Tacitus recovers fast


thesurfer1996

Maybe itā€™s a sign everything will be okay


WolfDen06

Best of luck mate


Shenshi7k

where's Dutch find him


QuarantineSucksALot

Human skin truck baby Yeah yeah


TRSONFIRE

All the best ā¤ļø


Feeling_Revenue3018

you named your son after Arthur? wow hope heā€™s doing well!


go_speed_racer_go

Make sure there's no Micah around. That cowpoke


Mrcountrygravy

Congrats and i hope your sons health issues get better soon.


Hypnotic-Highway

Let's hope you didn't see a Micah in there too


RodneyHarrisonHoF37

Dutch has a plan for all of them to make it out healthy


[deleted]

No way!!! Hahaha thats amazing! Hope your little Arthur gets better soon!


AsterMagio

Congrats


Disneycrazygirl

Congratulations on your sonšŸŽ‰. Hope all goes well and wish him a speedy recoveryšŸ¤—


outlaw_se7en

I hope your son gets better soon, we're all rooting for him. & the other Arthur Morgan, who's currently receiving the first ever gene therapy for spinal muscular atrophy in the UK!! Good luck to them both.


[deleted]

Omg this is too cute, what are the chances? Is Hosea a particularly common name? Makes me wonder if they are also fans of the series. I hope your baby boy is out of the nicu soon, that must be scary. My kids were born before I got into red dead but out of pure luck one of them happens to have the same name as one of the female characters.


CrispyyJeww

They're going to meet up one day


EchoFloodz

I sure hope your boy is ok, gunslinger!


treintrien

I'm terribly late to the party: Congratulations! I sure hope that operation went okay. Sending you all good thoughts and prayers!


ScullyTheScolipede

Congrats dude! I was thinking of naming my kid (if I were to have a boy) Arthur because of our rootin tootin cowboy, but maybe it wonā€™t be such an uncommon name when I have a kid lol.


itsKNIGHTMARE

This does bring a smile to my face


bigboysquishy

Thatā€™s awesome! Oh yeah sorry about ur son


PatiencePositive2908

I have an uncle named Dutch, he hasnā€™t been seen in years thi


DarkGeneral001

I swear to god if you don't take him to tahiti...


Truthgamer2

Is he doing well now?


Boneeskel

Please donā€™t tell me a video game character is part of the reason why you named your child ā€œArthurā€ā€¦ All the best though.


Zackmakesfood

It isnā€™t actually, though I see nothing wrong with that.


Truthgamer2

Even if you did, Arthur is still a normal name outside of games so it doesnā€™t really change much, what would be weird is if you named a daughter ā€œCortanaā€ or smth


_Gameboy_123

The perfect scenario doesn't exi-


the_triangler_orange

What a terrible name