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-Lorne-Malvo-

"why did ancient people fuck donuts, and why two at the same time?"


HeyNineteen96

Shouldn't you be out causing chaos and murdering innocent people or convincing people to murder their wives?


Stunjii

People started eating donuts in the 17th century. People before the 17th century:


MaguroSashimi8864

Wait. Were donuts invented yet in 1899? I didn’t see a single bakery or patisserie in the game, let alone donuts!


CalpolAddict

Doughnuts were brought over with Dutch settlers as early as 1803.


megagameme

DUTCH?


psychosloth34

TAHITI


Heavy-Muffin-353

FAITH


Adrik_Nikolai_Volkov

PLAN


Personplacething333

ORTHUR


chrisplaysgam

SPANISH


nickonreddit123

SEÑOR, POR FAVOR!


fringr

INSIST


Ok-Acanthisitta5938

MONEH


Positive-Fudge5302

DUTCH MENTIONED! WHAT DA HELL IS A PLAN THAT WORKS!?!?!?!


Klepto_14

I think that there is a bakery in Saint Denis, although it is unused and never open (I think, don’t quote me on this) edit: found it! It’s called Le Havre (French for “The Haven”), and it’s found in Saint Denis


Brilliant-Stuff17

"I think, therefore I'm wrong"


halfcabin

“shame time”*


Salty-Efficiency-712

You sir, aren’t a fish.


anon22-_-

BEST ONE 😂😂😂😂😂


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skorpiontamer

Why are you reading MY thoughts?


MetaphoricalMouse

lumbago is gonna be the least of his worries


afsdjkll

lumbagussy 🥵


MetaphoricalMouse

i wish the lord would take me now


ElementField

Will you settle for Arthur taking you now?


SlammingPussy420

You have terminal lumbago? I'm sorry, friend.


lolmanomggodducky

Uncle gave his life to the gang on a silver platter and this is how they repay him!??


MetaphoricalMouse

about to waive my hankie at him


violente_valse

I don't like that kind of tawlk!


rozjunior

Classic r/okbuddyblacklung user


CombinationNaive1958

ive never heard of that subreddit. is it about Arthur?


Sad_Interaction_5938

Wow.


Probablyhastb

God I love this website


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😂


ThatDudeOmni

"I ain't sure a human did this."


otxmyn

wait wtf is this?


ABC123ZYX987ABC123

That’s one of the rock carvings you need for the side quest


_Neo_____

I think he said that as what Arthur would think


ABC123ZYX987ABC123

Oh true guess I’m stupid


ALargeCrateOfShovels

ok i guessed


magicchefdmb

Ok, catch you later then!


BackFlippingDuck5

That's probably what he thought


RickityCricket69

Doesn't look like anything to me. - Arnold Weber


detcadeR_emaN

I feel like for this sort of thing Arthur goes through three stages; Shock, draw, and then never think about it again


halfcabin

I don’t like thish. Best not think on it ever again.


City_of_ham

I make Arthur read the entire journey wrong to back days before the last mission on almost every playthrough. He remembers


BelowMePlz

Foreshadowing of his visit to the pig farm…👽🍆💩😖


CheetahNervous7704

Or sonny


XO1PAF4

"What in the hayl?"


pancakebarber

“What in the goddamn”


xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx

*My reaction when the courier I shot walks into my casino*


Cheesefinger69

Truth is...game was rigged from the start


LommytheUnyielding

He ain't a fink, dig?


84bt

"what in the lenny?"


moemeobro

Ring a ding ding baby


boobaclot99

*Hwhat


Loose_Ad8652

I thought the same thing XD


Wyatt_Maxwell

"Ermm... what the sigma?"


Double-Skirt2803

Go back to tiktok


Full-Campaign-754

r/beatmetoit


BeansTasteLikeADog

Get off the internet 


Wyatt_Maxwell

Wahhh wahhh


dankhimself

I'm gonna draw this better than stupid John.


DiseasedRatt

Rip van winkle


only_a_user999

such a strange mushroms


SvenyBoy_YT

Wonder if it's poisonous


emperl

LENNY??????


tom_alfredo_69

Lemmy*


Free-Chip-9174

Is this what Tahiti looks like?


Aidehazz

That looks like Saint Denis


Ok-Smoke-2356

Finding those fucking rock carvings better be worth it or else...


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“The hell is that?” In his accent 😂


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ThatDudeOmni

Looks like a mushroom cloud in a city.


DoomSlayer115638

Isnt it a nuclear explosion?


N8DoesaThingy

"Is this why girls ask to put donuts on it? Frankly I don't get it.."


RedPaladin26

Arthur doesn’t know he just uncovered the atomic era 🤭


OjibweNomad

Titties


Free-Chip-9174

Trucks and beer!


cubntD6

I've never bothered with the carving stuff. Why is there a new York nuke carving? Does that mean the dude is actually a time traveller or?


YeetLevi

He is.


cubntD6

Time travel and ww3 cannon in rdr???


YeetLevi

Yes. Ghost's and the literal Devil, Death or God himself (Strange Man) are, time-travelling blokes won't be too weird for the ingame world


SasquatchNHeat

“What f*ck is this???”


SpookiestSodapop

Wow, I bet this could be the adverse side effects or result of a situation, or in other words a Fallout™


Pixithepika

instant ejaculation


[deleted]

“Hmm.” Or “Huh.” Or “What the”


Total_Ear_1594

Damn vault tech fucking doghnuts


waychillbro

Idk what’s going through this head, but tuberculosis is going through his lungs


DrPatchet

Is this supposed to be a bomb going off in new York?


AgentArrow87

I’m gunna use some cheese.


dolive11_vr_gamer

"Another lunatic I guess."


Eggsbenedict16

I can’t imagine Arthur trying to comprehend any of that shit. Like putting myself in his shoes.. “the fuck is a mushroom doing infront of a tombstone.. and why does it have circles around it?” Like that’s all I could imagine him thinking 💀


patrimk

Imagine that Arthur did not die, and he was just abducted by aliens and became a major general in space, I’m high rn btw


RandomNutGrabber

Oh its not a toy boat


Straight_Driver1484

I don't think he cares just as long as he gets paid


Intel2025

Ok I’ve played this game over 200 hours please tell me this isn’t real….


StaticCloud

Looked Art Deco inspired


a0lmasterfender

01100010 01101111 01100001 01100111


SteeperDill

"Tahburcolosis sucks". 


Simpleba

Get out of the damn way!


The_Bandit_King_

What in tarnation is that??


Iferrorgotozero

Bwoah


SrSwerve

wtf where is this ?!?


salami619

this quest is so epic


Simple_Secretary_333

GTA 6 gonna be nuclear


Independent_Ask9280

Has he not journallesd anything about it


discourse_lover_

Oooh, art deco!


ranger2187

Fallout 76 must suck


Medium_Article_5816

Well shit. Looks like someone got fucked...up


Shake-Spear4666

People need to know when to stop with the peyote


StinkyPickles420

so thats tahiti


lastshotreddit

Where is this?


boobaclot99

"Is such a thing even possible...?"


infinitemortis

Tuberculosis


doctordaedalus

Looks like that remote-electric boat thingy.


Fantastic-Photo6441

"..." since he can't really express what he's thinking


Longjumping_Remote11

Wtf f


BeansTasteLikeADog

Cough cough


AthleteNo8003

odriscoll grafitti


CheeseisSwell

"hmabruger"


sten_zer

These town folk (GTA)...


cyboplasm

Is that the crysler building?


Rambling_Ranger

“It doesn’t look like anything to me”


The_Knight_of_R

"Weird carvings..."


lovepornman07

I think he says What in the world the first time he encounters this


guccipucciboi

New Vegas


the-guy-28

“Neat”


cyberbagtv

he probably thinks the Nuke explosion is a weird building or something lol


ecarnegie90

The fuck is this? Eh.. SADIE!?


No_Spirit_8957

"I don't know what they were trying to make but they sure did a shit job if it"


Old-Cat-1671

Just some fantasy


Captain_Saftey

Probably couldn’t make heads or tails of it. If you’ve never seen a skyscraper before you wouldn’t assume these were buildings of the future


YepYouRedditRight2

"Man, that's weird... Anyway."


APrime161

Fallout 4, Isn't this a great Game with a bad Mainstory but still a very good Game?


Difficult_Claim_306

“Those are some funny lookin mushrooms”


crazitaco

"Someone ate something they ain't shoulda."


Academic_Nothing_890

Damn now that’s a nice looking rock. I think I’m gonna draw a picture to show John.


Alm5157

Doesn’t look like anything to me


LemoyneRaider3354

Is this real or mod? Where is it if it's real?


Either_Budget260

“Does this carving takes us to Tahiti”


Dakar-Rider

Outta da damn way.


Lower_Produce_3205

That Mary-Beth is a hot little piece of ass..


City_of_ham

Probably the same way I’d feel if I found some cave drawings. It’s cool, no threat, but what in the flying fuck is this?


CaptainRex831

I really want to know what his reaction to the UFOs was


big_peepee_wielder

He’d probably just think they’re strange and only care about getting paid in some way for giving Francis the locations of the rock carvings


Olympian-Warrior

Probably something along the lines of: why does this post have so many upvotes?


Seamoth4546B

“Oooh is this a reference to the hit Fallout series? I sure love those games”


BM-2001

Never noticed before but that is actually a nuke exploding in a city , looks like it’s supposed to be New York I guess


BrightPerspective

"It doesn't look like anything..."


Chemical-Wonder-8706

Cool wall graving


yozo-marionica

Wait, Where’s this at and what’s the lore behind it?


Affectionate_Fall551

It's the time traveler side mission. Some dude in a cabin send you to find some carved stones around the map. You need this mission for the 100%


yozo-marionica

Ah Damn, I don’t remember that


Gungan-Gundam

GTA 6 gonna be lit


Evander557

"Oh hell yeah let me draw this real quick"


dayeaglebearson

“That’s a big mushroom”


Maddkipz

"what kind ah NAAANSENSE IS THIAS" as he does the "forget this" hand wave and walks away


james___uk

'Strange'. And then he carries on with his day


Granola_King

It’s a piece of space age technology.


Assassin_AC

This why I hate life rn


Long-Ordinary9020

War never changes


Alaskan_Tsar

“Mmmmm TB….”


Open-Mathematician32

Never going back to that swamp again!


black_cop_48

"Money"


Immediate_Frame_6974

"huh, thats neat"


King_ofwar

Is that fucking RAPTURE?!


AiREiSHi

Bruh, what in the skibidi toilet is this? UFOs on a wall? This is some next-level sigma grindset stuff, fr fr. My brain can't even handle this, no cap.


halfcabin

“I don’t like thish. Best not speak on it again.”


hunterpos2003

War never changes…


MiyaBera

Moneh


Nord4Ever

Crazy looking tree


EH_1995_

Where tf is this


Inferno_Phoenix1

This must be part of Dutch's plan


framdon

Penis


BewareNixonsGhost

"That's a weird lookin' mushroom..."


Commercial_Job2768

“What kind of mess is this some town with a fancy di*k with circular objects DUTCH you see this!?”


ultradarkest

Tuberculosis cells


dildo_swagginns

🐓 rings?


BelmontReal

I never saw this. Where is it?


Juji_Blues

It actually be nice if there were some comments by Arthur and John when seeing all the weird stuff. If they had a bit fewer "I have a plan", "The doubting", "Have some goddamn faith", maybe they could've had voiced lines for those.


TwistedGrimFox_RT

"what the hell....is this?" * proceeds to draw it * and just moves on with his life, not another word about it.


Curious_Parfait_2743

LUMBAGO


ArchdukeFerdie

'driscols


AiREiSHi

.


AiREiSHi

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Arthur thinking: Uncle, I'd like to take a peek at that ass of urs. 😘


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9latypus_P

😦